Monty Boyce
Seeing as he wants to punch me, based upon my place of birth.
*narrows eyes and puts on Shell Suit of Justice*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*puts up dukes*

*floats like a butterfly*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:51, Reply)

*nicks wallet*
*runs*
*buys shiny things*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:52, Reply)

*cries with impotent rage*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:53, Reply)

That'll lern yer!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:55, Reply)

*changes sig*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:58, Reply)

*shakes hands*
You had a good innings, old man.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Don't forget to wear
All your Elizabeth Duke rings for added gouging.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:53, Reply)

ALL of them
Even the one with all the cubic zirconia ragdolls hanging off it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:56, Reply)

I saw that! I saw that in the Argos catalogue!
And it scared the bejeebus out of me. I couln't finish my search for a Minky Jumbo clotheshorse after seeing that.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:03, Reply)

i want one with 'Mum' on
I'm nobody's mother but I think that you are treated with more respect in those circles if you have encrusted jewellery with 'Mum' on it.
A hologram photo of a departed relative printed onto a medallion works well too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:21, Reply)