You're still in need of help if you're making a whole life up
It's not even like trolling for a laugh.
Bye. 'Ignore'.
EDIT: Actually I'll stick around until Monty reads this and feels like a FOOL!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:07, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morning Sherlock

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:10, Reply)

shall we run a sweepstake on when we expect the next flounce to take place?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:21, Reply)

I'm putting her on ignore.
Actually, I'm torn between putting her on ignore (therefore avoiding the tedium), or keeping her on and laughing at her cycle of madness.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:25, Reply)

I'm keeping her on. At least for today to see the reaction of other people.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:27, Reply)

If you put her on ignore I'll keep you posted.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:27, Reply)

Thanks homegirl.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:40, Reply)

I always feel a fool, Roots,
One of the downsides of being a fool, unfortunately.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:27, Reply)

good time with your daughter at the weekend?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:29, Reply)

Fucking superb, thank you.
Went round after work on Friday night, had lots of fun, did the story/bath/bed routine and then had the usual weird night stuck on my own at my ex’s, so went to bed at ten. Got up early Saturday and had great, great fun doing drawing, Play-doh, building blocks and general larking about. Her mother had gone for a facial and manicure/pedicure (amazing how far benefits can stretch these days, for poor, single-mum victims of society isn’t it?) before coming home again – and joy of joys they fucked up her nails so I was with my little girl until 3pm.

Then I fucked off down my mum’s instead of going on the rampage – but instead of feeling healthy and energised I still feel like shit. Where’s the justice in that, I ask you?

Did you go to Carnival?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:41, Reply)

You may want to edit this bit:
story/bath/bad routine
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:44, Reply)

hahahah thank you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Avoided carnival
got out of London on Sunday - country pub, Enville Ale, food etc. Yesterday was spent at Gordon's wine bar on Villiers St, drinking chilled Beaujolais and dry white port, accompanied with lots of cheese.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Very civilised.
I was at the Garnacha and manchego yesterday afternoon, myself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:06, Reply)

No.
I only want you to feel a fool over this.
And for that creation you ate yesterday. What animal was that? Seagull?
Have fun this weekend? Did she do the poo dance? Is that passé now?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Seagull? Eh?
Great fun, thankyou. The poo dance is consigned to history now, sadly...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:58, Reply)

I was implying you ate cack at carnival
But I know you better than that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:59, Reply)