Exeter to Oslo
About ten years ago, a friend of mine and I decided to take a road trip from Exeter to Oslo. Being locked in a car for a week is a great way of getting to know someone (provided neither of you are gaffa taped in the boot). When we left Exeter he was a strict vegan, but after three days in my hydrofluoric company, I'd gotten him eating a McDonalds hamburger (which I'm still not sure he's forgiven me for). I'm not sure how it came about, but the Dutch chap who invented Big Brother let us stay in his flat, and had I known at the time how long it was going to run for, I'd have taken the opportunity for some judicious top-decking.
(luckybluecoat, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:25, 41 replies)

Are you from exeter? I am from exeter.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:52, closed)

Is it still a shit hole?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:12, closed)

yes

( nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:13, closed)

Increasingly so.
Made the mistake of going to Timepiece a couple of weeks back.
Awful.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:30, closed)

Oh
Timepiece, the epitome of shite
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:53, closed)

I seem to remember it being alright 10 years ago.
Under the reign of DJ Terry.
His tunes were almost as phat as he was.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:58, closed)

I was only 14 ten years ago
Which makes you apeedo
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:00, closed)

It certainly makes me feel old.
Bastard
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:04, closed)

Well if it makes you feel better, I lied
I was 17.

And, also, how rude.
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:46, closed)

well i liked it
particularly as I subsequently lived in Plymouth. Now THERE'S a shithole.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:03, closed)

Yes yes yes

(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:59, closed)

Nah - I just lived there for a few years. I went back for a couple of stag dos there last year and met up with a few friends that still drink in Fermats (or whatever it's called now), and most of the city seemed pleasantly unchanged. I liked Timepiece when I was there - well, the downstairs bar anyway. A boozer open until 1.00 was virtually unheard of back then. And I used to work on their burger van too, which was surprisingly awesome fun.
(luckybluecoat, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:46, closed)

You worked the burger van?
You've probably given me food poisoning at some point then.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:59, closed)

Quite possibly. The question is, did you deserve it?

(Hopefully I didn't give anyone food poisoning - I think that was left up to the bar staff.) Massive weight gain and BSE aside, I don't remember suffering any ill-effects from eating the burgers there.
(luckybluecoat, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:23, closed)

Lesbians
Now I have your attention how do I put pictures on here? I want to add some art
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:19, closed)

I think
Actually there are quite a few of us from Exeter
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:24, closed)

Right, well I was at Exeter School until 2001. Anyone reckon they might know me?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:31, closed)

I know you

(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:53, closed)

I've been to Exeter

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:33, closed)

no way! so have i!
i going to somewhere near exeter next month, in fact! anyone reckon they might know me?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:46, closed)

Probably not janet
I haven't used prostitutes for a while.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:54, closed)

OH NO SHE DI'NT

(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:59, closed)

i like that you implying that i might be a prostitute exposes you as the sort of man who uses prostitutes.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:04, closed)

Very good thick tits how long did it take you to work out?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:08, closed)

why so angry, the mock turtle?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:11, closed)

I am not hunny
You just so easy.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:12, closed)

i heard she was easy as well.......

( Trollman, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:15, closed)

Just close your eyes
Lie back and think of B3ta.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:17, closed)

it could have been that...
... or the fact that he said "I haven't used prostitutes for a while"

As a pleasant aside here's a crap joke:

Paddie was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

"Ten quid . ." she whispers.

He’d never been with a prostiture before, but he decides, it’s only a tenner. So they hide in the bushes.

They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It’s a policeman. "What’s going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I’m making love to my wife!," he answers indignantly.

"Oh, I’m sorry," says the cop, "I didn’t know."

"Well," he says, "neider did I, til you shined dat light in her face!!"


p.s i have also been to Exeter.
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:21, closed)

Badum TIsh
Arf
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:23, closed)

Exeter -
Devon's Whore. Everyone's been in her.
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:02, closed)

Do you know why it's called Exeter?
It's because when you are there, the only thing you want to do is EXITer. Ha ha. Oh no!
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:36, closed)

Racist

(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:42, closed)

What?
How is that racist? I made absolutely no mention of my hatred for blacks and jews.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:49, closed)

Sorry
Predictive text error. I meant to call you a noncegoblin
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:05, closed)

:(

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:06, closed)

Sorry
I'm not sorry
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:27, closed)

Are you Chris Martin?
That famous singer from Exeter?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:34, closed)

If he says yes
Can I watch you suckle his glans?
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:28, closed)

I would not enjoy that very much.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:40, closed)

Fine I won't watch then

(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:45, closed)