Road Trip
Gather round the fire and share stories of epic travels. Remember this is about the voyage, not what happened when you got there. Any of that shite and you're going in the fire.
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( , Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:27)
Gather round the fire and share stories of epic travels. Remember this is about the voyage, not what happened when you got there. Any of that shite and you're going in the fire.
Suggestion by Dr Preference
( , Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:27)
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Exeter to Oslo
About ten years ago, a friend of mine and I decided to take a road trip from Exeter to Oslo. Being locked in a car for a week is a great way of getting to know someone (provided neither of you are gaffa taped in the boot). When we left Exeter he was a strict vegan, but after three days in my hydrofluoric company, I'd gotten him eating a McDonalds hamburger (which I'm still not sure he's forgiven me for). I'm not sure how it came about, but the Dutch chap who invented Big Brother let us stay in his flat, and had I known at the time how long it was going to run for, I'd have taken the opportunity for some judicious top-decking.
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:25, 41 replies)
About ten years ago, a friend of mine and I decided to take a road trip from Exeter to Oslo. Being locked in a car for a week is a great way of getting to know someone (provided neither of you are gaffa taped in the boot). When we left Exeter he was a strict vegan, but after three days in my hydrofluoric company, I'd gotten him eating a McDonalds hamburger (which I'm still not sure he's forgiven me for). I'm not sure how it came about, but the Dutch chap who invented Big Brother let us stay in his flat, and had I known at the time how long it was going to run for, I'd have taken the opportunity for some judicious top-decking.
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:25, 41 replies)
Increasingly so.
Made the mistake of going to Timepiece a couple of weeks back.
Awful.
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:30, closed)
Made the mistake of going to Timepiece a couple of weeks back.
Awful.
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:30, closed)
I seem to remember it being alright 10 years ago.
Under the reign of DJ Terry.
His tunes were almost as phat as he was.
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:58, closed)
Under the reign of DJ Terry.
His tunes were almost as phat as he was.
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:58, closed)
Well if it makes you feel better, I lied
I was 17.
And, also, how rude.
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:46, closed)
I was 17.
And, also, how rude.
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:46, closed)
well i liked it
particularly as I subsequently lived in Plymouth. Now THERE'S a shithole.
( , Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:03, closed)
particularly as I subsequently lived in Plymouth. Now THERE'S a shithole.
( , Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:03, closed)
Nah - I just lived there for a few years. I went back for a couple of stag dos there last year and met up with a few friends that still drink in Fermats (or whatever it's called now), and most of the city seemed pleasantly unchanged. I liked Timepiece when I was there - well, the downstairs bar anyway. A boozer open until 1.00 was virtually unheard of back then. And I used to work on their burger van too, which was surprisingly awesome fun.
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:46, closed)
You worked the burger van?
You've probably given me food poisoning at some point then.
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:59, closed)
You've probably given me food poisoning at some point then.
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:59, closed)
Quite possibly. The question is, did you deserve it?
(Hopefully I didn't give anyone food poisoning - I think that was left up to the bar staff.) Massive weight gain and BSE aside, I don't remember suffering any ill-effects from eating the burgers there.
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:23, closed)
Lesbians
Now I have your attention how do I put pictures on here? I want to add some art
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:19, closed)
Now I have your attention how do I put pictures on here? I want to add some art
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:19, closed)
Right, well I was at Exeter School until 2001. Anyone reckon they might know me?
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:31, closed)
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:31, closed)
no way! so have i!
i going to somewhere near exeter next month, in fact! anyone reckon they might know me?
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:46, closed)
i going to somewhere near exeter next month, in fact! anyone reckon they might know me?
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:46, closed)
i like that you implying that i might be a prostitute exposes you as the sort of man who uses prostitutes.
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:04, closed)
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:04, closed)
it could have been that...
... or the fact that he said "I haven't used prostitutes for a while"
As a pleasant aside here's a crap joke:
Paddie was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Ten quid . ." she whispers.
He’d never been with a prostiture before, but he decides, it’s only a tenner. So they hide in the bushes.
They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It’s a policeman. "What’s going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I’m making love to my wife!," he answers indignantly.
"Oh, I’m sorry," says the cop, "I didn’t know."
"Well," he says, "neider did I, til you shined dat light in her face!!"
p.s i have also been to Exeter.
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:21, closed)
... or the fact that he said "I haven't used prostitutes for a while"
As a pleasant aside here's a crap joke:
Paddie was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Ten quid . ." she whispers.
He’d never been with a prostiture before, but he decides, it’s only a tenner. So they hide in the bushes.
They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It’s a policeman. "What’s going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I’m making love to my wife!," he answers indignantly.
"Oh, I’m sorry," says the cop, "I didn’t know."
"Well," he says, "neider did I, til you shined dat light in her face!!"
p.s i have also been to Exeter.
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:21, closed)
Do you know why it's called Exeter?
It's because when you are there, the only thing you want to do is EXITer. Ha ha. Oh no!
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:36, closed)
It's because when you are there, the only thing you want to do is EXITer. Ha ha. Oh no!
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:36, closed)
What?
How is that racist? I made absolutely no mention of my hatred for blacks and jews.
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:49, closed)
How is that racist? I made absolutely no mention of my hatred for blacks and jews.
( , Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:49, closed)
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