Me!
My name actually is Joe Stoner. I've had to produce ID for people countless times because they think it's my stage name, or nickname or whatever, but it's the real deal.

Also a health (i.e., sex ed) teacher at my school was named Richard Payne. And he actually chose to go by 'Dick' for some strange reason.
(joe stoner dot com, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:19, Reply)

Stupid
Met a Gahnian bloke called Ade Buer Puliman-Poo-Poo
(Jamesbrownget down, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:17, Reply)

Prosthetics
I went to school with a girl called Faye Clegg. Lot of unfortunate jokes.
(Klynton, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:17, Reply)

barry dangle

(wampa_stompa, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:16, Reply)

Ex President of Swansea Student Union
A Mr Richard Staines, (You work it out!)

Or a couple of nice ladies I have to deal with during the course of work.

Mrs Jenny Taylor
and a Ms Nita Mistry
(Sir Tainley Barking Seen it, Done it, can't remember any of it, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:15, Reply)

Am I a pratt?
I went to school with a girl called Maija Pratt (Maija is pronounced Miya). Her mother is Swedish or something and we never knew if she was aware of the unfortunate English meaning -Used to give us all a laugh at school though!

Mind you so did my name as my maiden name is Belcher - believe me I have heard all the jokes!
(zoebxxx, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:14, Reply)

just remembered...
My mum knew one woman called Rose Rose, and another called Chris Cross.

Gary and Phil Neville's dad is called Neville Neville.

I'm glad my name isn't silly.

Yours Sincerely,
Gordon Shitbag.
(pb4ugo2bed, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:13, Reply)

house insurance
oh and when i worked in a call centre we had a home insurance policy for a bloke called fuk yue-man. BEST!!!11!one
(foulolechris, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:10, Reply)

Teacher in Norwich
Back when I was learning at the Hewett School in Norwich, there was a maths teacher called Dick Wash.

And thats how he signed everything.

Couldn't take the mick too much tho - he was a black belt in Tae-kwon-do. Once smacked a mate of mine across the room. :)

He was a pretty good guy tho.
(Napstitch, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:10, Reply)

i shit you not.
My sister worked with a Polish man called Robert Sharunkle.
Yep, Bob Sharunkle.
Bob's your uncle.
I shit you not.

Oh, and my mum works in an office with Pat Slack and Sheila Whore. I don't know if her 'Whore' is spelt like that, but that's how it's said. It's just a shame my mother's surname isn't Slag.
(pb4ugo2bed, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:09, Reply)

I know a guy called Dan
His name's not funny, but neither is he.
(onewordnodots onewordnodots, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:06, Reply)

Oh and I went to school with a boy
Whose name was Anthony Cundick. Poor lad.
( Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:04, Reply)

indian pleasures
Working for that despicable company that is Norwich Onion theres some rather amusing names appearing on the system since they started shipping all our sodding work to india. A particular favourite is Mr Puneet Dikshit. We may all end up out of work but we'll be laughing at those who have stolen our jobs!

Oh theres also a bloke on this very floor I'm sat on now called Quentin Starbuck. Yay!
(foulolechris, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:03, Reply)

Two "career helpers" met me and my friend
to give us advice. Not like we could listen because both of us were pissing out selfs at them.

Annie Tran (Trannie Ann in our minds) & Ben Seaman.
(KellieFo zomgz11!, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 16:55, Reply)

Frank Zappa's kids
are called Dweezle and Moon Unit. They might be able to get away with it having a rock star for a dad, but still.
(Dethro Jix I'm better than you and I probably hate you. Cunt., Thu 26 Aug 2004, 16:53, Reply)

My Dogs Vet
is called Peter De Ville.

i thought it was a joke until i took him to the Vet (bloody dog cost me hundreds, pissing blood. cunt) and Mr De Ville is nothing like his name sake. (unless you count him taking money off me for sticking a tube up my dogs dick, that is)
(KellieFo zomgz11!, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 16:53, Reply)

I know
two weird names.

Some bloke whose daughter went to the same school as me and was a complete geek had the name Arnot Francis. When we found that out it lead to us going "Arr! Not Francis!" every time we saw her.

Other is a careers chap at a local college. His name is Richard Head. Work it out.
(Vamos!, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 16:52, Reply)

Why do they all become teachers?
At school my mate had a biology teacher called Mr Seamen who made my tutor pregnant.
(Kong, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 16:48, Reply)

A *rather shite* teacher
called Mrs Lally had earned her self a rumour that her first name was Sally. Even though i knew it was Sharon, i hated the bitch and spread it round the school.

/take my magazine when im reading it in class...bitch...
(KellieFo zomgz11!, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 16:46, Reply)

I worked for an Indian greengrocer
called Mr Pooparts
( groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 16:46, Reply)

i used to know someone at school called
annette curtain.

(a net curtain)
( Bema Jinn "There is Violent Goatsee, Funny pics and pedantry, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 16:42, Reply)

funny names from the past...
A few years ago, I was working in the National Archives putting info from the 1901 census online. There was an ongoing competition to see who could find the best name. My contributions? William bigadick, Fanny Muff and Fanny Beaglehole. I wonder if there are any Beagleholes around today?
(scumchild, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 16:41, Reply)

I met....
....a guy once called Russell Brussell.
(Evil_Bill, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 16:41, Reply)

thieving from the office mailing list
Just seen that there is a Suk-Man Lam *snigger*
(daftmoo, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 16:38, Reply)

Poor girl
I mean, really...
( Flapjack - Dorsoventral coupling., Thu 26 Aug 2004, 16:37, Reply)

Rachelswipe was Wrong!
There are no Mr/Mrs Bastards living in the Aberdeen area! But there was a P.J.Cockhead and a dozen cockburns. Rofl.

So happy to have found people of my own maturity level! Yayness!
(Graz Da Frog, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 16:35, Reply)

Emma
Lockhead.

Many a great insults at school.
(KellieFo zomgz11!, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 16:35, Reply)

Hmmmm....He's not off to America anytime soon...
Another poor chap at my work place is called Ali Qaeda (although it now appears to be pronounced 'Kwayder').

A friend's dad is called Fuq Chu and he has a cousin called Bong.

Just skimming through our (rather expansive) global phone list, as I'm sure I've seen plenty of other stupid names here before.

Just found someone called (I can't believe this is real!) Ginger Cock.

There's also an Alain Hamel-One-Point (huh?) and a Winnie Pooh (brilliant!)

And not a particularly stupid name, just cool: Gurk Wolfhard.
( Afinkawan, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 16:33, Reply)

My name is Steve Guntrip
:(
( stevierar, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 16:32, Reply)

Nearly forgot
Going through the address book at work, found a woman in the US called Fanny Gravy
(ricky_darkholer I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 16:31, Reply)