ahem
brian wankum
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 18:14, Reply)

I had a bank manager called Simon Pound
I suspect his wife was in the baking trade and kept her maiden name of Bun.
( Matazone writing short story audio books for Halloween :-D, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 18:12, Reply)

Worst name ever
I knew a guy named Richard. Yep. Good ol' Richard Hertz. Dick, for short.
(i.am.jamie, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 18:08, Reply)

unlucky
My other half has an Auntie who was born Hazel Bush. Now married and called Hazel Grove.
( weirdbeard, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 18:07, Reply)

fluffy
At work we have a chinese girl called Meow eden, who answers the phone "hello, Meow" which always brings a smile to my face
(bully bob thornton, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 18:04, Reply)

I had to ring a Dirk Tubelick once at work
*snark*
Also at college I had a friend whoses last name was Love, it wasn't his real name, his parents spilt up and he used half of each of his parent's last names.

Lock and Cave.

well, it was either Love, or.........



Cack.

*snrk*
(Attica, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 18:04, Reply)

I went to school with a guy
called Russel Crapper. He started a band called the Russel Crapper experience. It's crap.

Also went to school with a girl called Kelly Smith. We called her Smelly Whiff for seven years. Ahh, childhood!
(b3tasux, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 18:03, Reply)

while working in a London University...
... we came across several, mainly things like Mr Bum and Mr Wank etc, but my favourite would have to be Bernt Berger and the lovely Mr Bumstainus. Unfortunately he did some temping in our office (before i worked there) and was looking through the funny names book: "Ha ha ha - Mr Wank - Ha ha" Pause "why is my name in here?"
(droopy, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 18:02, Reply)

So many
Dads boss: Richard Head (departmental memo 'His name is not to be shortened').
Colleague: A. Cockhead (female)
Dentist at hospital my mum used to work at: Dr Fang.
Doctor my father knew: Lance Boyle
American bloke who gave a presentation at work: Chep Weinmeiger (spoke like a televangelist)
Talked to when working in call Amex centre:
Mr Crimes
Mr Tickle (no sense of humour)
Mr Snowball
Mr Conduit
Mr Funkyboogaloo-Smythe
FOF at same workplace used to register deed poll changes in Brighton:
Antony Wood became Wood Ant became The dreaming Woodant became The revenge of the screaming woodant.

And someone I went to uni with (fave): Stephan Oliver Henning Van Der Borght De La Marselaire De La Van Den Delle
(I am the infinite monkey!, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:57, Reply)

Pull yourself together woman...
I used to know a woman called Annette Curtin, and my mate went to School with a girl called Iona Fridge. I bet they're both domestic goddesses now!
(cuntymints, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:51, Reply)

I was watching
a programme about teenage pregnancies. There was a child sex psychologist called Roger Ingham.
( giant_squid, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:49, Reply)

Up until seven months ago...
...my GP was a certain Dr. Pepper.

I kid you not.

Visits we're always rather amusing - "Oh, come on doc! Whats the worst that could happen?" etc. ;)

He actually had a row of Dr. Pepper cans on his shelf, presumably gifts from star-spangled patients.
( GazChap, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:48, Reply)

Theres Brian Oh-Wow who works for Barnet Borough Council
Plus a guy at Mouchelparkman called Bodgan Schitaneu (Pronounced Skit-on-you, apparently and not Shit-on-you) and Balaleela Terdsak from the Middle East.
(Bob McCow, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:46, Reply)

nominative pre-determinism
There's a phenomenon that makes people end up doing jobs as adults which suit the names they were given as children - it's called nominative pre-determinism. Years ago, I worked for the Scottish Wildlife Trust, as did Rebecca Badger, Heath Brown and Forrest Craig! Fucking scary! I'm so glad my parents didn't call me Spastic Shitlicker!
(cuntymints, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:42, Reply)

Christal Shanda Lear, Heywood Jabloemi, Hunt Ramsbottom
Christal went to school with my mom, heywood and hunt are customers in my restaurant. There's just something about peoples sick imaginations here in Hollywood.
(MrPug2U, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:40, Reply)

oooh...
i know a Richard Fiddler. Kinda funny. he wasn't born with the name - inherited it from his step-dad. Poor lad.
(me'n'my monkey, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:38, Reply)

what about
the current west brom footballer, Bernt Haas.
makes me laugh everytime!
( robh, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:37, Reply)

Colleagues
Until recently I had the pleasure of working with both Dick Cleaver and Willie Payne, which is quite a combination, but my sister wins, as she went to school with Hildegard Schnoutskin. No bullying there then...
(limeskies, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:37, Reply)

guess what my name is?
There was a guy back in high school who was named Jason Enoff, whose fathers name was Jack...Jack Enoff. I shit you not. I'd taken several trips on the Toronto Brigantine tall ships in the summers of high school and one day a bunch of us talked about this very topic while we were anchored. One guy from British Columbia had someone in his class named Donald Duck, and another fellow from New Brunswick had a class mate named Michael Thomas Hole, initials M.T. Hole. Though I guess this may have more meaning for those of you on the other side of the pond (me being a canuck and all nor a big follower or sports), but my own name is David Seaman. I had no idea who also shared the same name until 2 years ago when the (soccer for us, football for you) matches were all in the news here and I happened to glance at a news article headline saying I cost England the title, but then on actually reading the article I realized who they were referring to. Joy.
(Cloven, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:36, Reply)

Doctors
I work for the NHS supplying stuff to surgeries, and have encountered the following doctors' names -

Dr Cockshott
Dr Badcock (prostate specialist?)
Dr Wrigglesworth (about 2ml)

and my personal fave,

Dr Wankowski.

I'm sure he works hard. ;)
(Ol' Bertie Dastard, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:35, Reply)

Someone
in my friend's work is called Shona Dick. I thought that was pretty funny.
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:33, Reply)

Another one...
I live in Jackson, MS now... I see signs for this Estate Agent everywhere...

www.megheadrealty.com/

Meg Head.
(Napstitch, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:32, Reply)

my mum once knew
a girl called terressa brown who married and became terressa green, in shit you not
( Reme Philips wants a new sig, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:31, Reply)

Hang on...
I just remembered again...My doctor when i was a kid was called Dr Woo.
It's true. In Nuneaton. you could probably look him up. If you were really bored.
(pb4ugo2bed, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:29, Reply)

I once met a german lecturer.....
.... called Mr Herman Boogerof! Pahaha germans are crap!
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:28, Reply)

Two for you.
A client of ours employs a Mr. Roger Boyz. Fact.
A management consultant we used at my old job was named "Dick Bush". He named his eldest son "Shaun". Double-fact.
( Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:26, Reply)

....
Has anyone mentioned the Radio 2 news reader;

Fannela Fudge ?
(Shifty Bloke, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:26, Reply)

There was a girl
in my school called Jeanette Hulls, no-one got it but me....
(spastic bambi, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:25, Reply)

woo
Thought of some more. I know a Richard Cummings (who will not let people call him dick). My surname is funny too: Topliss. Though i fear it has been far more embarrasing to my sister "Has anyone seen Rebecca Topliss?" *snigger*
(mrcheese989, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 17:24, Reply)