There is currently a small fire in the corner of QOTW.
It's burnt a small hole in the carpet and is starting to scorch the wallpaper. It would go out by itself, if left to its own devices, but some people are intent on throwing newspaper on it because they like the pretty flames. If they keep doing it the whole place will go up in smoke.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:53, 2 replies)

fair point
Sorry!
(OTT, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:02, closed)

are you a trained
fire prevention professional, then?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:30, closed)

Brew anyone?
I'm making. It'll calm everyone down. I've even made some biscuits.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:38, closed)

Oooh Tea
Can I have a biscuit as well?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:23, closed)

Tsk. Not allowed them....
Got an apple?
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:32, closed)

Fat free macaroon?
Fruit and nut energy bar (may contain nuts)
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:53, closed)

Hate to be fussy but I'd prefer coffee
Nope seems that was all I had - sorry move along now - nothing to see here. Literally alas!
(bottle_cap, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:28, closed)

Decaf, okay?

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:53, closed)

I'm in.
Coffee - strong, black and sweet. & I'll have a ham, cheese & tomato toastie on wholemeal please.
I can't stand home-made bickies, most of the time they taste bloody awful & I'm just too polite and end up having to eat the whole thing!




Ohhh..
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:20, closed)

Ooh you picky bastard.
Homemade bread okay, I'm not just limited to sweet goods.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:49, closed)

Only if it's unleavened, cereal free & hasn't been prepared on any implements that have touched water.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 2:12, closed)

i'll just grab a beer.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:26, closed)

Yeah, yeah laff it up
Thems who have a skipper!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:48, closed)

I believe that would called 'salt'.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:55, closed)

Oh, sorry forgot.
Definitely un-salted. Gotta watch my arteries you know.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 8:25, closed)

Ah, the emperor's new loaves.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:55, closed)