Well, it is piss related...
Whilst having a pee, my aim must be at the waters edge at the back of the bowl. This creates an ever growing foam layer which spreads from the waters edge at the front. The only satisfying piss is one that ends as the bubbles completly cover the water. I'm rarely satisfied.

Oh.. and I count stairs. Up and down. It's 13 each way. Every time.

WTF????

(B3ta Virgin)
(HildaOgdensdogsdead DILLIGAF. Well?? Do I??, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:23, 8 replies)

ken dodd's dad is going to be so MAD at you.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:31, closed)

foamy piss?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:46, closed)

B3ta Virgin?
How very tautological.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 19:39, closed)

If you're not a bloke,
can I watch?
I really get off on women going up and down stairs.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:30, closed)

I counted the stairs
and you are mistaken. There are 11.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:42, closed)

I can confirm....
...that in residential homes, it's 13 stairs. Always.

Well - nearly always. Once it was 14 going up and 12 coming down, but that was when I was in Robert A Heinlein's tesseract house.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:44, closed)

They like this kind of thing in /talk
you should post it there.
( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:46, closed)

protein
is the key to production of foamy piss.
several large lumps of meat before (a couple of hours) pissing will increase your chances of satisfaction!
(W3BOPLASTY, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 7:33, closed)