I won tickets to the Star Wars premier
The local radio station had a compo going which was "What is your Star Wars name?"

Which was the car you drive as your first name and the last drugs you took as your last name.

I at the time drove a Trimuph Toledo, and the drugs were Paramax.

Toledo Paramax.

Made my day :)
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 1:54, 23 replies)

Laguna Thyroxine
Doesn't sound very Star Wars. It sounds like a track by Sigue Sigue Sputnik.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 2:16, closed)

still....
better than Skoda Heroin.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 2:17, closed)

you arse
That give me bedtime lols which woke Mrs Sandettie who then back-heeled me in the shin.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 2:25, closed)

My work here is done
:)
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 2:31, closed)

Mini venlafaxine.

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 4:04, closed)

318 THC
If I rearrange it, I suppose it might sound like a droid
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 8:09, closed)

Bicycle Aspirin
Classy.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 8:45, closed)

Accord Massive

( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:22, closed)

Polo Methotrexate
or possibly Polo Warfarin...

Later in the week it would be Polo Folic Acid, which is even worse...
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:36, closed)

THX 1138 was George Lucas's first film
So close...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Sun 1 May 2011, 15:06, closed)

Astra Xenical!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:10, closed)

that sounds
Like a Star Wars pornstar
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:42, closed)

It's *almost*
a well known pharmaceutical company (phonetically at least).
(dxg, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:00, closed)

Clio Lansoprazole
That could be a lot better
( evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:02, closed)

None Citalopram
I reckon that's a bounty hunter's name right there.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:21, closed)

Or a stand against anti-depressant meds!
( Bathory, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:21, closed)

Hired the worst car ever the other weekend
Panda Cilest
(placenta pug life, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:09, closed)

Volvo Modicon
I sound like an auto-repair shop.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 1:43, closed)

Ahh..
Astra Venlafaxine Valproate Amphetamine Mercilon

Damn!
( Bathory, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:21, closed)

Robin Ecstacy
Hmmm, another Porn Name, I fear
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Sun 1 May 2011, 15:07, closed)

hmmmm
Sierra Ibuprophen....
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 1 May 2011, 19:49, closed)

Carisma Nurofen
The downside of owning a Mitsubishi carisma is that whenever someone asks me what I drive, I hear Jeremy Clarkson's voice in my head shouting "AND IT'S CALLED A CARISMA", followed by the sound of Richard Hammond's laughter.
( MatJ LOOK, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:40, closed)

Astra Ecstasy
Yet another porn name...
( snee held his breath since, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:31, closed)