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I feel extra happy now that my meds have kicked in.
I'm not lolmental; they're meds to stop me being in massive amounts of period pain. One of them also makes me bleed less cuntsplash, which is ace. Unfortunately, it does this by stopping the clots from breaking down - so although I'm not carting around a saturated twatnappy sagging under the weight of ovarygravy, when I wipe myself I often pull away a revolting plug of snotlike tuna casserole.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Yuletodd Got a dA? Join #b3tards! b3tards.deviantart.com, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
why did I not stop reading
why
(I helped save b3ta! Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
...and that's my rare beef and horseraddish sandwich in the bin

(Dangermouse., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
Gimme.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
it's in the bin over there --------->

(Dangermouse., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
Beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
How on earth are you still single?

(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
I've never gone looking for a partner.
I want to have one eventually; just not now. I don't think going on the pull is my style anyway - I'd rather start off as friends and then 'upgrade'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Yuletodd Got a dA? Join #b3tards! b3tards.deviantart.com, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
Upgrade this.
*Flashes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
Sorry
(Luf yoo)
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
after they've learned all about your periods?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
At the moment I can very much relate to that!

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy is smiling, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
maternity pads FTW
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
What are they?
Are they like turbo-sized fanny hammocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Yuletodd Got a dA? Join #b3tards! b3tards.deviantart.com, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
Yup.
When baby and placenta come out there's a bit of a bleeding hole in the womb, 6 weeks worth of gore.
(I helped save b3ta! Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
stop it STOP IT
*claws at eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
FLAPS

(I helped save b3ta! Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
*SHRIEK*
*goes back to lovely MEN and COCKS and SIGNIFICANT LACK OF FANNIES and ALL THAT*
(I helped save b3ta! Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
*huggles*
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
it's natural and lovely
seeing the bucket filled with womb, placenta, blood, cord, poo, other fluids and stuff was a moment of beauty after the arrival of either of ours
(Dangermouse., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
I think I've mentioned this before,
but when I was born my mum thought I was the placenta. ):
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Yuletodd Got a dA? Join #b3tards! b3tards.deviantart.com, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
A friend was telling me
while she was giving birth the delivery room stank & her fella apologised for farting. The first time they got an opportunity to go out for a meal a couple of months later, he told her that the stink wasn't him & that she had shat herself in quite a large way.

It amused me that he had taken her out for a meal to tell her she'd shat herself.
(I helped save b3ta! ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
Apparently the placenta is a delicacy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
If you're a FREAK.
I'm looking at you, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Yuletodd Got a dA? Join #b3tards! b3tards.deviantart.com, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
I clicking this so all can share in its beauty.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
It's like looking into the eyes of God

(I helped save b3ta! Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
certainly ONE of his orifices, anyway

(Dangermouse., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
you should put it in a jar
and leave it in the pocket of an enemy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish is imaginary oh, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
I would like to nominate this for worst post ever.
As well as for Too Much Information Post of the Year
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 17:56, archived)