I feel extra happy now that my meds have kicked in.
I'm not lolmental; they're meds to stop me being in massive amounts of period pain. One of them also makes me bleed less cuntsplash, which is ace. Unfortunately, it does this by stopping the clots from breaking down - so although I'm not carting around a saturated twatnappy sagging under the weight of ovarygravy, when I wipe myself I often pull away a revolting plug of snotlike tuna casserole.
( Bob Todd 's delivering stringbeans to Utah tonight, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)

why did I not stop reading
why
( moohalaa, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)

...and that's my rare beef and horseraddish sandwich in the bin

(Dangermouse., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)

Gimme.

( The Gentleman Bastard keeps it surreal. ©, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)

it's in the bin over there --------->

(Dangermouse., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)

Beautiful

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)

How on earth are you still single?

( Gonz Bare jokes, I be playin', just forum chatta, innit, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)

I've never gone looking for a partner.
I want to have one eventually; just not now. I don't think going on the pull is my style anyway - I'd rather start off as friends and then 'upgrade'.
( Bob Todd 's delivering stringbeans to Utah tonight, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)

Upgrade this.
*Flashes*
( The Gentleman Bastard keeps it surreal. ©, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)

Sorry
(Luf yoo)
( The Gentleman Bastard keeps it surreal. ©, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)

after they've learned all about your periods?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)

At the moment I can very much relate to that!

( Fluzzy seems to have lost the ability to type, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)

maternity pads FTW
:(
( Evil Lu, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)

What are they?
Are they like turbo-sized fanny hammocks?
( Bob Todd 's delivering stringbeans to Utah tonight, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)

Yup.
When baby and placenta come out there's a bit of a bleeding hole in the womb, 6 weeks worth of gore.
( Evil Lu, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)

stop it STOP IT
*claws at eyes*
( moohalaa, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)

pfft

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)

FLAPS

( Evil Lu, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)

*SHRIEK*
*goes back to lovely MEN and COCKS and SIGNIFICANT LACK OF FANNIES and ALL THAT*
( moohalaa, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)

*huggles*
sorry
( Evil Lu, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)

it's natural and lovely
seeing the bucket filled with womb, placenta, blood, cord, poo, other fluids and stuff was a moment of beauty after the arrival of either of ours
(Dangermouse., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)

I think I've mentioned this before,
but when I was born my mum thought I was the placenta. ):
( Bob Todd 's delivering stringbeans to Utah tonight, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)

A friend was telling me
while she was giving birth the delivery room stank & her fella apologised for farting. The first time they got an opportunity to go out for a meal a couple of months later, he told her that the stink wasn't him & that she had shat herself in quite a large way.

It amused me that he had taken her out for a meal to tell her she'd shat herself.
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)

Apparently the placenta is a delicacy.

( Gonz Bare jokes, I be playin', just forum chatta, innit, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)

If you're a FREAK.
I'm looking at you, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall.
( Bob Todd 's delivering stringbeans to Utah tonight, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)

I clicking this so all can share in its beauty.

( Captn Hood-Butter SUMMER BASH event/19691 Now with added JMG, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)

It's like looking into the eyes of God

( Easty hello my name is dr dolphin, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)

certainly ONE of his orifices, anyway

(Dangermouse., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)

you should put it in a jar
and leave it in the pocket of an enemy
( spacefish sparky... i am your oboe..., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)

I would like to nominate this for worst post ever.
As well as for Too Much Information Post of the Year
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 17:56, archived)