The language of love!
ce soir je vais vous donner un collier de perle!!!
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:34, archived)

Someone has cum in your kebab?
/doesn't know french
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:35, archived)

almost right
if you tend to wear your kebab round your neck
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:36, archived)

"collier de perle"
is what I first thought it was? Crumbs. I'll never doubt myself again.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:37, archived)

if you think collier means necklace
and perle is pearl then yes, you were right
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)

That's all the French
I'll ever need.
*books holiday*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)

although
distant memories of dirty french conversations hint that the french have another term for it.

But I'm fucked if I can remember.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)

I've never had
a dirty French conversation so I wouldn't know
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:43, archived)

You seem to find English more efficient for that sort of thing

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:45, archived)

all dirty forrin conversations are the best :)
/went out for a while with a girl who bisexual, pierced and fluent in 6 languages*. Jesus fucking Christ.

*course she was probably saying "is it in yet?" ....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)

Pierced with what, you great big deviant?
*raises eyebrow*
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:47, archived)

tongue bar.
and stud in her clitoral hood, since you asked ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:49, archived)

Hur hur,
'in da hood'.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)

You shagged C-3PO,
AICMFP.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:54, archived)

Probably, yes
I was drinking a lot at that stage* of my life

at all stages to be fair
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:57, archived)

pffft

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:57, archived)

R2D2 is a handy size
"While you're down there..."
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)

I bet he vibrates, too.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Apr 2005, 16:00, archived)

last week
i met a girl and she told me she likes to have men come on her face.

i thought that only happened in porn.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)

I don't mind it
but I hate when it goes in my hair
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:43, archived)

It washes out dead easy though
and it makes the skin so soft!
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:50, archived)

i have an inexhaustible supply..
...form an orderly queue.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)

So does my bloke
Hurrah! :D
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)

She's lying.
Unless she proved otherwise by letting you come on her face.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:44, archived)

*blush*
not yet. but she *promised*
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:49, archived)

Start a weblog,
in the interests of, erm, science.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:52, archived)

Oh no, they exist.
I know this for a fact.
/smug
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)

They need to be rationed out more fairly.
Say, have one for a fortnight, then pass her on.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 16:01, archived)

She's MINE, I tell you, ALL MINE!
You can bugger off and find your own gorgeous, filthy bird.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)

It translates as
"Bum me in front of the mirror so I can watch you gurn"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:36, archived)

mmmmm
je veux m'asseoir sur votre pipe d'errect toute la nuit longtemps et faire u mouillez mon coffre avec du votre lait d'amour !
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:36, archived)

Hmm
I can see my arseholes voting pipe all erect and all night long I want to molly you with my quiff of hair and mix my milk of love with your man-wee.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:37, archived)

O levels have improved since I was a nipper

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)

OK. you're on
I see no down sides to that. "all night" might be pushing it though, I think the tanks will be empty fairly early doors ...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:39, archived)

hahaha!
That makes perfect sense.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:36, archived)

Je le préférerais sur mon visage

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:36, archived)

Ou sur mes jeunes et firmes seins

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:45, archived)

Je n'ai jamais te desiré plus qu'à ce moment-ci
(ninja edit ... translated myself back into english there)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:48, archived)

aren't you lacking
the necessary equipment for that particular manouvre?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:37, archived)

"this evening, I have done her in the neck"




/not a clue
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:39, archived)

*trolls you*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:42, archived)

*feeds*

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)

*runs and tells friends on 4rthur*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:52, archived)

*puts on the argument hat and takes you very seriously*

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:56, archived)

Les homosexuels ont mangé toutes les crêpes. Et où est mon chaton?
/GCSE French
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:39, archived)

The gays ate all the pancakes. Where is my hat?
/attempting to learn
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)

Almost.
She was asking where her pussy is though.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:44, archived)

I'd always thought that the internet was useless as an educational tool,
but I'm learning lots, this afternoon.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)

perles
/pedant
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)