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Good afternoon
so far today I've been annoyed by all sorts of people, who is the most annoying person on b3ta? You have two options.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:53, archived)
ooh ooh, is it brb?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:54, archived)
I've got an annoying tone but I lack frequency.
Invalid answer, soz.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:56, archived)
you're getting annoyed by all these users, maybe the problem is you? just sayin

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:08, archived)
you make a really valid point.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:20, archived)
MONO!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:59, archived)
NONO!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:21, archived)
not really a tough one, this

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:02, archived)
Pick one of the 5 or 6 people who still post here
then write them down on a piece of paper, roll the paper up nice and tight, then push it up your arse.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:05, archived)

then push it up your arse turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it straight up your candy-ass! *people's eyebrow*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:19, archived)
What do you think of the Sting thing?
Shame they just used him as a spare Randy Orton, but I suppose time is running out if they want to use him at WM and you can't expect wwe to write anything decent or sensible these days and isn't he going bald, still he's lost a lot of weight but I notice they were keeping his arse hidden.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:25, archived)
i didn't read that because i haven't watched survivor series yet
facebook ruined the sting reveal for me but i don't know what happened exactly
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:29, archived)
I'd just watch the highlights and watch the main event if I were you, it was shit.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:36, archived)
Is it though?
Also why are you annoyed?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:08, archived)
Who are the two options?
If I pick someone and it's NOT one of the two options I'll have wasted my vote.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:08, archived)
^ common sense reply

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:09, archived)
option 1: stuj
option 2: that guy with the penguins
bonus option 3: the one who says LOVELY all the time
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:25, archived)
Shush it up you bullying dog-botherer.
:(
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:29, archived)
you know i don't mean it, you big girls blouse

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:46, archived)
LEAVING FOREVER!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:21, archived)
Manolith

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:17, archived)
me? annoying? why would you say i'm annoying? what about me is annoying?
hello, i'm asking you a question here. why am i annoying? tell me. tell me why i'm annoying.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:20, archived)
I guess it's more the snidey behind the scenes threatening gaz messages that I object to

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:22, archived)
really?
i thought those were charming
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:24, archived)
Well let's just agree that I'm right

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:42, archived)
cheers

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:46, archived)
Cheers

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:58, archived)
people who start stupid threads
and people who reply to stupid threads
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:22, archived)
what about people who reply to replies in stupid threads?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:44, archived)
they are the worst kind of people

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:22, archived)
For me, it's a toss-up between Ninj, Hermann and Happy Toast.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:00, archived)
This is the night
This is the night
This is the time
We've got to get it right

(This is the night)
Touch me, touch me
I want to feel your body
Your heart beat next to mine
(This is the night)
Touch me, touch me now

wankers
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:18, archived)
*applauds*

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:19, archived)
YEAH

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:22, archived)
sup

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:26, archived)
Hello MONO!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:28, archived)
how's the flat you won't let me live in?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:35, archived)
Bit cold as it goes
might have to fuck off abroad again
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:47, archived)
filthy forrin

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:58, archived)
fucking YEAH
YEAH
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:50, archived)
HAHAHAHAH CLASSIC BALDMONKEY!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:22, archived)
alright?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:26, archived)
alright The LOVELY MONO!.
I'm going to make myself a fuckoff huge cottage pie.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:40, archived)
I don't like cottage pie
nor shepherds pie
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:44, archived)
shocking

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:47, archived)
sadtimes, you are a fooodfail.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:49, archived)
It's meat and potatoes
What's not to like?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:55, archived)
There's going to be carrots, peas and onion in there too.
:D
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:58, archived)
Oh, so it's an anti-greens issue
God, he's such a fool.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:59, archived)
I bet if I used Haribos instead he'd be straight in there.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:04, archived)
and pepsi instead of gravy
jesus, he's such a savage
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:11, archived)
I hate to admit this, but a yank I once knew made fried chicken with Mountain Dew in the sauce for it.
And it was really, really good.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:23, archived)

i.imgur.com/BFYp5CG.jpg
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:58, archived)
GADZOOKS!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:59, archived)

i.imgur.com/Utuoz29.gif
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:05, archived)
terrible waste of toliet paper

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:12, archived)
ur mum is a terrible waste of toilet paper

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:13, archived)
that's true

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:14, archived)
that's actually genius

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:42, archived)
full instructions here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ySnbfWLYA
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:56, archived)
it's a thing that brings people happiness
mono hates that
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:36, archived)
haha, he is dead inside isn't he

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:39, archived)
i fear so

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:42, archived)
he's a contrary little monkey
he should spend more time on /links. They hate everything.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:39, archived)
SHEPHERDS PIE!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmMRU-QbCX4
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:44, archived)
haha fuck, that's Ronnie James Dio

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:46, archived)
this isn't though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6xzllOTCC8
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:46, archived)
Nor is this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOYLNFiT7HA

:D
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:51, archived)
Nah, it wasn't really him, some tribute band bloke iirc

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:48, archived)
HELL YEAH!
Only it's going to be a cottage pie 'cos it's beef mince innit.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:48, archived)
natch

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:01, archived)
I'm taunting a liberal over on /links Hatso.
That cottage pie's going to have to wait for a bit.
:D
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:57, archived)
ok mate x
god speed
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:00, archived)
Right, there is no way on fucking earth I am ever touching you
no offence
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:23, archived)
hold me tw'ats!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:26, archived)
this is your girlfriend, you WELL fancy her, you want to fall asleep with your lad in her front bottom
i.imgur.com/tE9SAI3.gif
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:56, archived)
wow
she's quite the specimen
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:54, archived)
bender

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:29, archived)
MODS!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:49, archived)
deffo gonna buy some games today, not spend all afternoon in the pub,

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:02, archived)
I don't have any opinion on that, soz

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:03, archived)
I bet you do, and it's probably racist
🍉
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:08, archived)
everyone's so quick to criticise racism, no one ever stops to consider the possibility that coloureds really are smelly and inferior

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:10, archived)
trips

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:48, archived)

i.imgur.com/C6VvIia.gif
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:58, archived)
nah

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:31, archived)
yeah
i.imgur.com/VT6ca0E.gif
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:59, archived)
ok

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:32, archived)
Hold me baby, drive me crazy
Touch me... all night long.
Make me love you, Kiss and hug you
Touch me... All night long
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:59, archived)
Well, I guess it would be nice,
if I could touch your body.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:59, archived)
back off weirdo

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:06, archived)
If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:06, archived)
is she still a lesbian or has she gone back now?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:08, archived)
who cares, gravity won't have been kind to her over the years

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:21, archived)
lol div

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:38, archived)
shut it

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:57, archived)
I liked her when she was drunk and had no self awareness

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:57, archived)
haha, that's not creepy at all

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:00, archived)
haha i know hahaha

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:04, archived)

i.imgur.com/aE6cmJV.gif
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:07, archived)
I found this in a job lot of vinyl 7"s I bought
a week or two ago. Threw it away.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:22, archived)
yeah
no one cares
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:49, archived)
What? Are you crazy??
That's probably worth money! You know, like money???
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:58, archived)
shut up gonzo

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:00, archived)
:O

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:05, archived)
just sayin
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SAMANTHA-FOX-OFFICIAL-BUY-2-T-SHIRTS-GET-1-FREE-BLACK-FRIDAY-SPECIAL-/281509747693
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:19, archived)
what's with this "black friday" shit creeping into the UK now, more fucking transatlantic dogshit

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:28, archived)
well, we don't have the january sales anymore
Now we have this
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:31, archived)
prick

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:31, archived)
don't shoot the messenger, Frank
you asked, I answered
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:32, archived)
yeah well maybe you answered like a prick

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:33, archived)
and I'd do it again in a heartbeat

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:40, archived)
Is that from the 40 songs that changed the world list?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:29, archived)
it's right up there with Una Paloma Blanca

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:32, archived)
loop di love more like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ-dqtpJ0kY
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:38, archived)
what the fuck is that you fat fucking idiot

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:40, archived)
haha
that genuinely made me laugh that time
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:41, archived)
Hello cum cunts
I had a thought about you all last night and realised I missed you a bit.

You can all fuck off now.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:47, archived)
dunno who you are soz

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:48, archived)
Whatever.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:50, archived)
haha cum cunts!
classic beejay
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:51, archived)
oh. oh i see.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:54, archived)
Never heard of you

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:54, archived)
now you've done it

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:56, archived)
I thought of you
actually I didn't
who the fuck are you?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:00, archived)
HAHAHAH CLASSIC BALDMONKEY!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:07, archived)
I've still got this cat
no-one wants it
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:15, archived)
Cats are shit

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:16, archived)
Yeah, all the people I know who like cats already have cats
and all the people who don't like cats are tedious bellends.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:32, archived)
I don't like cats
I have 2
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:37, archived)

ats ocks in my mouth
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:44, archived)
if only

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:45, archived)
I'll have it

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:17, archived)
for cat burgers?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:26, archived)
MONO!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:46, archived)
Locus213

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:00, archived)

Here you go
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:31, archived)
Awwww

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:45, archived)
What's it's name?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:30, archived)
at the moment, Foxie

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:31, archived)
:(
No WONDER nobody wants it. Why didn't you give it a GOOD name, like Hitler, or Genghis Fuckpaws, or KITTENZILLA, DESTROYER OF WORLDS?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:10, archived)
It doesn't have one, it's a cat

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:32, archived)
you'll grow to love it and spend all your money on expensive food and toys
then you will become one of those people who have a cat in lieu of a personality
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:31, archived)
I've already got two cats
because I'm schizophrenic
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:32, archived)

c h
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:32, archived)

o H s
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:44, archived)
^unkind

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:54, archived)
set it free, they're resourceful animals

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:34, archived)
Bugger that, get it grafting
Strap a harness to its back and get it carrying stuff. Or attach sponges to its feet and it can clean the floors. Lazy cunts have had it too good for too long.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:43, archived)
the problem with some of these cats is that they don't want to work

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:49, archived)
And some of them are persian
Just sayin'
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:54, archived)
I don't trust 'em, their eyes are too close together

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:57, archived)
Pedrohin can fix that for them though.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:11, archived)
swap you for a sofa.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:37, archived)
Morning Angle.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:04, archived)
Your Bumholiness

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:05, archived)
Alright Gareth.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:08, archived)
alright Neil

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:10, archived)
yes

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:12, archived)
morning MONO!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:14, archived)
Alright love

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:29, archived)
yeah, you?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:31, archived)
Yeah
Caved in and put the heating on today. I feel so dirty.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:35, archived)
have a shower.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:36, archived)
morning MONO!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:37, archived)
yeah yeah

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:29, archived)
alright

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:43, archived)
yeah, you?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:48, archived)
sure

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:21, archived)
cool

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:31, archived)
yup

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:37, archived)
great.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:08, archived)
morning

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:44, archived)
sup

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:48, archived)
I don't like the frost

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:51, archived)
move somewhere warmer.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:53, archived)
I can't, the car is all frosted up

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:54, archived)
walk.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:57, archived)
pavements are a bit slippy

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:03, archived)
wear crampons

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:10, archived)
this is all too much effort

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:25, archived)
get someone else to do it all for you

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:31, archived)
will you move me somewhere warmer?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:33, archived)
Ask Tim Curry.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:34, archived)
^best search engine ever

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:37, archived)
Bodyformed for yooooooooou

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:26, archived)
do you like nick frost?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:22, archived)
I used to quite fancy sadie frost, is that the same thing?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:25, archived)
cor, supernanny

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:33, archived)
I used to have a thing for her.
I seem to have outgrown it, though.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:37, archived)
I'd like to sit on HER 'naughty step'
etc
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:42, archived)
what does that mean?
which bit of her is the naughty step?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:43, archived)
her face

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:45, archived)
I imagine that'd be rather uncomfortable.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:59, archived)
It's supposed to be, you've been naughty

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:04, archived)
It's less of a seat and more of a perch
or try to think of it as an interesting bike saddle
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:30, archived)
yes
that was just nick in drag
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:38, archived)
bumholes

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:48, archived)
nah

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:54, archived)
innit tho
720 degrees
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:33, archived)
that's pretty warm.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:34, archived)
Like that all the time in Yorkshire

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:12, archived)
morning

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 7:37, archived)
morning Mr h

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 7:46, archived)
alright Spasha

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 7:54, archived)
quiet this morning innit?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:15, archived)
eveninh

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:14, archived)
i'm going to bed,
being awake doesn't make enough sense anymore
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:35, archived)
haha yeah, "anymore", like that's one word, I get it

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:41, archived)
fuckoff

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:43, archived)
^

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:46, archived)
It makes perfect sense to me. Maybe you didn't consider that some of us might be in a different time zone.
Also fucked on tequila
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 4:58, archived)
shut it

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:41, archived)
Apparently Manchester just exploded.
According to "social media", according to the News.

EDIT: Apparently Manchester has not exploded after all
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 23:11, archived)
haha, "trending"

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 23:16, archived)
it's odd,
i can't find anything about it on Twitter, the earliest thing that came up was various news sites reporting that social media was reporting it, and then people going "An explosion in Manchester? What?"
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 23:20, archived)
LATEST: Manchester Fire and Rescue Service report finding no signs of fire after report of loud bang in Salford area
wtf
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 23:52, archived)
good thing I live nine miles outside Manchester then

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:04, archived)
blast radius was only 5 miles, you'll be okay

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:08, archived)
probs just a bus running over a pop bottle tbh

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:33, archived)
muslims

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:35, archived)
muslims running over a pop bottle?
or a bus running over some muslims?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:36, archived)
Or muslims running over a bus

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:16, archived)
might have a cup of coffee

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:16, archived)
k, got a cup of coffee now

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:30, archived)
finished it now

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:45, archived)
probably won't have another til tomorrow morning

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:48, archived)
on its arse

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:51, archived)
just sayin

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:51, archived)
alright

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 17:39, archived)
cunted

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 17:40, archived)
Just on the way

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 17:42, archived)
mr.h

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 17:40, archived)
rich

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 17:42, archived)
Yer
Just had a ruby innit
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:00, archived)
You mean you had bum sex with Windy Pig don't ya?

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:02, archived)
Yes :(

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:17, archived)
testing testing 1 2 3
is it back on?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:16, archived)
Alright

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:08, archived)
not really, we've all got to be nice now, GCHQ can trace each and every post back to your computer
also, better not mention terrorism/ obama/ bombs/ wtc/ london/ assassination/ drugs/ paedophile ring
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 20:13, archived)
yay 90s internet jokes!

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 20:21, archived)
definitely don't mention those

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 20:25, archived)

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(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:32, archived)
noice

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:41, archived)
cheers

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 17:00, archived)

i n
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 17:30, archived)
you'll run out of ascii if you're not careful

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:43, archived)
It's fine
I didn't use any during the summer, so I have a surplus
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 17:00, archived)
Is it 'spoonfuls' or 'spoons full'?

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 17:00, archived)
yes

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 17:05, archived)
I knew it

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 17:05, archived)
still got that leftover ascii from the y2k stockpile

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 17:21, archived)
Stop looking in the mirror then!
LOL!!!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:56, archived)
hahaha

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:59, archived)
I see the idiots who can't use an ip are back then, no offense

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 17:02, archived)
Well, that's uncharactistically unkind

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 17:05, archived)
im in one of my moods

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 17:06, archived)
Cheap shot

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 17:23, archived)
probably one of those toffee vodkas that are only drunk by cunts

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 17:28, archived)
God I love them

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 17:32, archived)
morning

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:32, archived)
No

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:35, archived)

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(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:41, archived)
I thought that that ginger cunt had finally closed b3ta down today.
"Bit harsh" I thought, "he could have just killed all the QTFWers instead".
I can't be arsed to cook anything so I'm just going to have a few beers and wait for the kebab van to pitch up. What are you lot having for tea?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:30, archived)
can we say hitler?

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:34, archived)
Sure.

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:35, archived)
Crack on toast

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:35, archived)
Sounds like a plan.

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:36, archived)
Fucking hell, this place is still going?
I won't reply, so don't bother posting.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:22, archived)
typical brummie

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:24, archived)
cheer up, you got dubs

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:51, archived)
would you mind not pushing content off the board please

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:47, archived)
I'm not going to get farcry today, just in the pub instead

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:49, archived)
I just put my hand in a puddle of coffee I missed, can't be arsed getting more bog roll, imma put some paper over it and ignore it

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:50, archived)
which is pretty much the same way you wipe your arse

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:51, archived)
how rude, I just use my gusset until full then buy new y fronts

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:52, archived)
typical muslim

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:53, archived)
shouldn't of just ordered the piggy burger then, my iman will be livid

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:57, archived)
I bet he blows up at you

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 15:00, archived)
I'll be saying a lot of hail Mohammed when I next go to confession, or saink, dunno how it works, soz

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 15:03, archived)
you and your crazy six-armed monkey gods, you're all mad you lot

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 15:05, archived)

🐒
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 15:08, archived)


(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 15:19, archived)

🍺🍻🍸🍹🍷💉🚬
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 15:24, archived)


(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 15:32, archived)


(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 15:35, archived)
i'm scratching about trying to find a decent deal on a wii u

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 15:13, archived)
my boy wants one, I'd rather get him a ps4

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 15:17, archived)
i thought you didn't like your ps4?
yeah, i want one of them too but for now, all i can afford is a wii u and i want to play some hd mario kart and smash bros.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 15:23, archived)
it's alright, still a bit flaky but more games are coming out now, have a look on fleabay for wii u, normally some deals on there

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 15:26, archived)
yeah, i might wait until 'black friday'

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:04, archived)
bit racist m8

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:21, archived)
blame the americans

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:30, archived)
I do! All the time!
Still, all it's doing is replacing the old January sales. Nothing changes, only a name.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:33, archived)
dunno what that means, soz

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 15:28, archived)
and

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 15:29, archived)
check em

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 15:29, archived)
fucking mod get

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 15:36, archived)
yer

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:19, archived)
so yeah, I just picked up my cup of coffee and it was on a plate but the plate was hanging off the edge of my desk and when I picked up the cup the plate tipped up and I caught it but it hit the cup and basically I spilt coffee everywhere and had to mop
it up with bog paper, when did you last fuck up a simple task you kack-handed spastic?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:03, archived)
dunno, think I might go for a pint now and buy farcry, it's good to keep busy innit

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:06, archived)
well you could at least make some effort to answer the question first
just lie if you have to, it's what's kept qotw going all this time
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:07, archived)
I've answered it now, how we lolled

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:09, archived)
Oh I did fuck up some banking the other week giving my ex wife more money than I should of

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:08, archived)
I chipped a nail drowning some kittens once.

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:11, archived)
see, you need to start paying a Polish to do it for you

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:56, archived)
afternoon

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:00, archived)
meatus

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:13, archived)
respect, good here today

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:14, archived)
well, it was
now frank is here. ugh
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:57, archived)
cheer up, I'm going to have a shit then start a thread

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:58, archived)
and you got dubs, can't be bad

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:59, archived)
thank heavens for small mercies

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 13:09, archived)
cheers

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 13:17, archived)
np

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 13:27, archived)
Does this mean Im cool now?

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:14, archived)
enjoy the rare opportunity to be both the third best, and worst one here

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:15, archived)
Screen shotting dis

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:21, archived)
Now let's do /links

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:42, archived)
so this is like a secret exclusive website now

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:47, archived)
hey it's ok, I'm here now

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:48, archived)
THANK GOD!

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:49, archived)
saving this place, one shitpost at a time

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:51, archived)
YESSSS

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:50, archived)
you could at least have a shit before posting

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 13:13, archived)
s'ok, I just cleaned myself out good and proper

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 13:15, archived)
Has rob sold this place to daily mash
and is putting a board on us v them like what I read on facebook yesterday?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:49, archived)
he should sell it to me, I'd turn this place around

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:52, archived)
Lots of fun with cull lols

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:53, archived)
I'd xepect most people to leave voluntarily

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:54, archived)
xepect, that's a thing now
aks anyone
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:54, archived)
I'll not bother I xepect you're right

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:56, archived)
you know what'd wake this place up right now?
some nice ASCII art
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:57, archived)
Yes but what? I can't think of a suitable thing.

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 13:00, archived)
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(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 13:25, archived)
BORED OF BILL MURRAY NOW

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 13:28, archived)
yeah, fuck him
tell you what right, my head's fucking banging today, can't be arsed doing anything
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 13:33, archived)
I might go and drown some kittens.

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 13:41, archived)
you get to have all the fun

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 13:43, archived)
I like watching the sack wriggle.

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 13:45, archived)
out of context popular page click

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 13:58, archived)
yer

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 13:16, archived)
oh look what the cat dragged in

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 13:18, archived)
been busy ain't i

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 13:20, archived)
yeah right, filling out multiple fraudulent benefit claims must take up nearly half your day while you're not watching Kyle

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 13:21, archived)
dunno who that is, soz

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:00, archived)
it's probably finished by the time you get up

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:06, archived)
Alright!

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 13:25, archived)
sympathy reply

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 13:59, archived)
morning

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 9:08, archived)
Hi
Night here...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 9:20, archived)
quiet innit
do you use a proxy to access the site?
it seems that b3ta.com won't open, but 5.9.83.79 will
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 9:40, archived)
It's totally fucked

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 10:12, archived)
No proxy
I just found the IP somewhere and went straight to that. Thought I would enjoy the quiet calm acceptance of a dead forum.
Have checked the DNS from a few locations and all bad.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 10:51, archived)
it's pretty dead at the best of times

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 11:10, archived)
Not always been the case in the past
but I have never really spent much time in talk. It is a little vague as to what it is there for anyway. Links and the main board make sense though.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 11:15, archived)
we're secretly the best board
but it has to remain a secret so we act like total pricks all the time
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 11:19, archived)
Morning!
It's a bit spooky frankly. Like when you drive to work between boxing day and the new year and the roads are empty and the carpark is empty.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 11:54, archived)
this town (aaaah ah) is coming like a ghost town

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:13, archived)
it sure is!

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 11:10, archived)
How sure are you about that?

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 11:13, archived)
enough

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 11:14, archived)
Why is it so quiet round here?
Could be the missing DNS entry but might be the topics below.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 8:39, archived)
I don't get that German porn either where the poo on each other
I mean, that's horribly unhygienic
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 21:44, archived)
I'm not saying that all Japanese porn involves weeing on each other
I'm sure there's some crossover with Germans doing that and Japanese people pooing on each other, it just seems to be that for the most part Germans like to poo on each other
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 21:47, archived)
You poor precious flower.

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 21:48, archived)
they do it all the fucking time, they can't get enough of pooing on each other

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 21:51, archived)
Do they look happy about it?
I suppose that's the main thing, that they're enjoying themselves.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 21:56, archived)
I suppose they look as happy as anyone could while a fat bloke smears poo on them

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 21:57, archived)
I assume you're watching this voluntarily?

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 21:58, archived)
I was doing important research

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 21:59, archived)
That's going to be an interesting dissertation.

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 22:00, archived)
Oh yeah, don't forget the thing Icelandic porn has with earwax.

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 22:04, archived)
woah, this is a whole new line of scientific enquiry
gonna have to ask you for a relevant link
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 22:05, archived)
Dude, if you have to ask, you're not ready for it.

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 22:18, archived)
boris

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 23:36, archived)
M'sieur 'orrible.

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 23:46, archived)
Now that's hardly fair coming from someone who gets off on being shat on by an imaginary parrot.

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 21:55, archived)
They don't even wipe their arses.
Dirty bastards.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 23:09, archived)
it's a fucking disgrace

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 23:24, archived)

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