Merry Christmas, Synchro
good to see someone's keeping up the traditions of yore
alt: shove it up you're cunt
( , Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:11, archived)
good to see someone's keeping up the traditions of yore
alt: shove it up you're cunt
( , Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:11, archived)
Not a big fan of the nano cabbage
unless you fry them in butter with bacon
( , Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:49, archived)
unless you fry them in butter with bacon
( , Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:49, archived)
I don't believe you were born, I reckon you were grown in a lab.
By cunts.
( , Sun 11 Jan 2015, 15:19, archived)
By cunts.
( , Sun 11 Jan 2015, 15:19, archived)
why doesn't he have a nose? it doesn't make any kind of logical fucking sense
( , Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:17, archived)
( , Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:17, archived)
so why isn't there a cuckoo clock in the picture?
you haven't thought this through
( , Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:23, archived)
you haven't thought this through
( , Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:23, archived)
Rapidly approaching lunch now.
Fuck it, I'm off birdwatching. There's a Black Redstart down the coast needs ticking.
( , Sun 11 Jan 2015, 11:41, archived)
Fuck it, I'm off birdwatching. There's a Black Redstart down the coast needs ticking.
( , Sun 11 Jan 2015, 11:41, archived)
put a fiver on spurs to lose 2-1 immediately after spurs scored a goal
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:36, archived)
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:36, archived)
and another thing, that Emilia Fox bird, is there something wrong with her, she looks properly ill, is that shit contagious?
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:00, archived)
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:00, archived)
well don't blame me, I'm the one keeping this place alive right now
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:15, archived)
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:15, archived)
in breeding, I knew a couple of the fox family from university
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:14, archived)
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:14, archived)
What are you going to do when the 24 inch pythons run wild on you?
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 14:55, archived)
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 14:55, archived)
brb has me on ignore, he can't see this post, mardy-arsed prick
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 16:50, archived)
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 16:50, archived)
not really,
i was enjoying the minimalism, the purity, the smooth, clean lines
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 16:52, archived)
i was enjoying the minimalism, the purity, the smooth, clean lines
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 16:52, archived)
not bad so far, thanks,
weather is crazy though. watched some Futurama. solved some Rubik's cube. how are you?
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 17:29, archived)
weather is crazy though. watched some Futurama. solved some Rubik's cube. how are you?
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 17:29, archived)
me too, then imma spend all day headbanging to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eIUlEUWKloM
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 12:55, archived)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eIUlEUWKloM
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 12:55, archived)
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( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 12:58, archived)
Happy Christmas!
enjoy a difficult yet rewarding Christmas shit.
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 17:25, archived)
enjoy a difficult yet rewarding Christmas shit.
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 17:25, archived)
I am!
It's a wonderful time of year. Defo going to build a snowman later.
if it snows
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 18:10, archived)
It's a wonderful time of year. Defo going to build a snowman later.
if it snows
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 18:10, archived)
sky bet 5/1
chelsea win, man city win, west brom win.
just stuck £25 on it. Not a bad bet i think
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 4:06, archived)
chelsea win, man city win, west brom win.
just stuck £25 on it. Not a bad bet i think
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 4:06, archived)
Give the £25 to me, next time.
I might decide to give you more money in return.
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 10:22, archived)
I might decide to give you more money in return.
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 10:22, archived)
I might shag an Italian
Would you shag an Italian? What with everything going on in France? Really? You sick fuck🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
But hey it's CHRISTMASB
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 1:16, archived)
Would you shag an Italian? What with everything going on in France? Really? You sick fuck🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
But hey it's CHRISTMASB
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 1:16, archived)
I love unprotected sex with manolith but I don't bladder it all over a txt based forum you can I can't
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 3:14, archived)
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 3:14, archived)
you own parrots or some shit
classic behaviour of not just a peado but a fucking wanker as well
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 3:23, archived)
classic behaviour of not just a peado but a fucking wanker as well
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 3:23, archived)
It's strangely reassuring to see how angry you still get when someone points out you're a nonce.
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 10:42, archived)
( , Sat 10 Jan 2015, 10:42, archived)
But not the wizardchan type of wizard.
That's this other lot on here.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 21:35, archived)
That's this other lot on here.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 21:35, archived)
hiya mongy, i got a ps4 now
you always seem to be playing cod, i don't have that one
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 21:48, archived)
you always seem to be playing cod, i don't have that one
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 21:48, archived)
assassin's creed, farcry and destiny
also, i downloaded octodad
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:04, archived)
also, i downloaded octodad
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:04, archived)
Time for a new thread?
Suck it up your japs eye you racist cunts
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 20:04, archived)
Suck it up your japs eye you racist cunts
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 20:04, archived)
Evening Sir
I was just about to get into a Star Wars spat with Synchro.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 18:12, archived)
I was just about to get into a Star Wars spat with Synchro.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 18:12, archived)
I reckon Yoda's dead when he's speaking to Ezra and Kanan and it's all gone a bit Sapphire and Steel.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 18:37, archived)
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 18:37, archived)
Don't encourage him 2H
it's like watching Whatever Happenned to Baby Jane
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:16, archived)
it's like watching Whatever Happenned to Baby Jane
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:16, archived)
following frank around and being dismissive is a cunts action, no offence
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:18, archived)
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:18, archived)
Wanky wanky wank
wanky wanky wank
wank wank wank
wanky wanky wank wank
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:34, archived)
wanky wanky wank
wank wank wank
wanky wanky wank wank
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:34, archived)
frank is a movie about a guy who gets mentally ill
and forgets how to make music
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:48, archived)
and forgets how to make music
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:48, archived)
apparently Barcelona have said no to chrs evans, he's taking it as a yes
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:51, archived)
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:51, archived)
yeh except he can't leave the country cos he hasn't finished his sentence so haha great joke NOT
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:54, archived)
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:54, archived)
i remember when he first played for wales,
his very first touch was a goal, back heel flick
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:54, archived)
his very first touch was a goal, back heel flick
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:54, archived)
Went someway to bankrupting the Soviet Union.
Having grown up in the Cold War, this was quite important at the time.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:15, archived)
Having grown up in the Cold War, this was quite important at the time.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:15, archived)
i was just reading through the faq, i think this is the most helpful bit
How do I fucking swear?
While swearing is permitted on the boards, we prefer more creative forms of profanity:
Portmanteau: twat + cunt = twunt. Can you think of your own?
Animal combos: cock-badger and kitten-flaps have been found to be most effective.
Reversal: by reversing "fuck" and "cock" you can substantially improve your swearing. EG: "Cock off you cocking fucksucker."
Stand out from the crowd and find your own swearing style. Maybe yours will catch on.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:31, archived)
How do I fucking swear?
While swearing is permitted on the boards, we prefer more creative forms of profanity:
Portmanteau: twat + cunt = twunt. Can you think of your own?
Animal combos: cock-badger and kitten-flaps have been found to be most effective.
Reversal: by reversing "fuck" and "cock" you can substantially improve your swearing. EG: "Cock off you cocking fucksucker."
Stand out from the crowd and find your own swearing style. Maybe yours will catch on.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:31, archived)
if i had written that section of the faq, i think i'd top myself
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:37, archived)
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:37, archived)
you know when they change something
/talk suffers from déjà vu, either that or franks back.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:46, archived)
/talk suffers from déjà vu, either that or franks back.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:46, archived)
can we get the faq changed so that it just links straight to a form to gaz mongychops?
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:44, archived)
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:44, archived)
i got 7/7 this week
really proud of myself right now
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-30724805
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:14, archived)
really proud of myself right now
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-30724805
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:14, archived)
3
No one was more shocked than me to find out that Serena Williams uses coffee when she wants to wake herself up
0_o
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:20, archived)
No one was more shocked than me to find out that Serena Williams uses coffee when she wants to wake herself up
0_o
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:20, archived)
3 threads in 15 minutes.
I fully expect this website to crash under the strain.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:16, archived)
I fully expect this website to crash under the strain.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:16, archived)
A much loved and improtant contributer to this forum.
Alt: Happy Christmas.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:26, archived)
Alt: Happy Christmas.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:26, archived)
I hope no one starts subtly announcing they have me on ignore, that'd break my heart
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:20, archived)
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:20, archived)
I honestly can't imagine how dull this place would be with me on ignore
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:44, archived)
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:44, archived)
i'm sure 100% of you hasn't
you're operating at around 40%, i'd say
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:41, archived)
you're operating at around 40%, i'd say
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:41, archived)
hey it's ok, I'm here now, just in time for the christmas newlsetter
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:10, archived)
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:10, archived)
it totally still is christmas and I totally am still excited
/ac
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:21, archived)
/ac
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:21, archived)
this is me being excited because it's christmas
www.kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/WebM/slavboogie.webm
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:21, archived)
www.kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/WebM/slavboogie.webm
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:21, archived)
love the trackie bottom and shoes combo
proper eastern European look
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:45, archived)
proper eastern European look
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:45, archived)
what up
this one post will guarantee you make it onto the stats page this week
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:37, archived)
this one post will guarantee you make it onto the stats page this week
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:37, archived)
oh brill
I think it's the funniest thing on british tv since Allo Allo.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:41, archived)
I think it's the funniest thing on british tv since Allo Allo.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:41, archived)
I like watching that talk show with that bloke and his dad
it makes me realise I'm not a cunt.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:42, archived)
it makes me realise I'm not a cunt.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:42, archived)
Oh, the Whitehall boy?
Yeah, I don't really understand that.
*talks about/to something/someone contemporary*
*asks Dad for an opinion*
*dad grunts*
*haha look at how funny and old my dad is*
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:46, archived)
Yeah, I don't really understand that.
*talks about/to something/someone contemporary*
*asks Dad for an opinion*
*dad grunts*
*haha look at how funny and old my dad is*
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:46, archived)
it's like a less good version of baaaad dad from the adam and joe show 15+ years ago
also, why does whitehall keep winning 'king of comedy'? there are much funnier people
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:06, archived)
also, why does whitehall keep winning 'king of comedy'? there are much funnier people
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:06, archived)
baaad dad, yes!
i loved the one when he went to the festival and smoked some reefer
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:14, archived)
i loved the one when he went to the festival and smoked some reefer
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:14, archived)
All joking aside
I know someone who not only got the MBB movie on dvd for chrimble, but was actually showing it off to anyone who'd listen.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:47, archived)
I know someone who not only got the MBB movie on dvd for chrimble, but was actually showing it off to anyone who'd listen.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:47, archived)
no one's questioning that
it's of exceptionally poor quality though
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:55, archived)
it's of exceptionally poor quality though
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:55, archived)
i've heard there are even less jokes in the movie than in the series
thing is, the bloke who plays mrs brown seems to actually be quite funny in interviews
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:04, archived)
thing is, the bloke who plays mrs brown seems to actually be quite funny in interviews
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:04, archived)
i liked it anyway but he is great in it
his best performance since the iron giant
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:04, archived)
his best performance since the iron giant
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:04, archived)
Well well, it's the weekend again
What's going on? Doing anything good? Doing anything shit? Doing a good shit?
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:12, archived)
What's going on? Doing anything good? Doing anything shit? Doing a good shit?
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:12, archived)
probably listen to Phil Collins for a couple of hours then kill myself.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:17, archived)
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:17, archived)
Phil's music isn't typically that depressing
might I suggest perhaps something by The Smiths? Or maybe the Manic Street Preachers album The Holy Bible?
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:34, archived)
might I suggest perhaps something by The Smiths? Or maybe the Manic Street Preachers album The Holy Bible?
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:34, archived)
If it weren't for online streaming killing the record industry,
I reckon that a suicide playlist, with the authenticity of an actual suicide, could have picked up some decent coin from moody teens.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:04, archived)
I reckon that a suicide playlist, with the authenticity of an actual suicide, could have picked up some decent coin from moody teens.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:04, archived)
Oh come on
His cover versions of the girl bands of the 60's are out of this world.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:10, archived)
His cover versions of the girl bands of the 60's are out of this world.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:10, archived)
Swapping bedrooms
In preparation for the arrival of my NEW BED!
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:59, archived)
In preparation for the arrival of my NEW BED!
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:59, archived)
ooh, hark at lord snooty over here
what's the matter, are you too good to sleep on a pile of rocks now?
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:49, archived)
what's the matter, are you too good to sleep on a pile of rocks now?
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:49, archived)
man, it's glorious
Big, wide and soft
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MY PENIS HAHAHA
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:57, archived)
Big, wide and soft
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MY PENIS HAHAHA
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:57, archived)
Apparently 'Belfies' are a thing
so if you ever want to photograph your bottom, that's the name for it
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:01, archived)
so if you ever want to photograph your bottom, that's the name for it
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:01, archived)
buy a second hand one
otherwise you'll end up spending 600 quid on something that'll only last you 6 months. Then you'll end up selling it for a tenth of what you paid.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:45, archived)
otherwise you'll end up spending 600 quid on something that'll only last you 6 months. Then you'll end up selling it for a tenth of what you paid.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:45, archived)
im only watching, I never get a run out, too old or saink I suppose, might stop wearing the full kit soon
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:01, archived)
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:01, archived)
Probably spend a bit of time coughing my lungs up, then go climbing.
( , Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:02, archived)
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