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hey everyone MERRY CHRISTMAS

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:06, archived)
Merry Christmas, Synchro
good to see someone's keeping up the traditions of yore

alt: shove it up you're cunt
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:11, archived)
that's not a very nice thing to say at christmas

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:18, archived)
You're right, sorry
those mince pies went straight to my head
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:20, archived)
you know what'll cheer you up? some delicious sprouts

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:23, archived)
Not a big fan of the nano cabbage
unless you fry them in butter with bacon
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:49, archived)
you fat idiot

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:50, archived)
You fucking prick

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:55, archived)
that's not a very nice thing to say at christmas

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:59, archived)
till the thrid

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 13:58, archived)
I can't remember if it's the thrid month

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 14:00, archived)
thrid week of feb, my birthday

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 14:20, archived)
don't believe you, soz

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 15:01, archived)
flash Gordon's just starting on film 4

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 15:09, archived)
Princess Aura totally gets it

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 15:41, archived)
thanks Hankster

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 15:41, archived)
I don't believe you were born, I reckon you were grown in a lab.
By cunts.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 15:19, archived)
i done a satire
www.b3ta.com/board/11128575
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 15:34, archived)
I don't get it soz

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 15:42, archived)
yeah it's a bit highbrow maybe

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:09, archived)
why does it say CH, is he Swiss?

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:12, archived)
yeah like it says at the bottom

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:14, archived)
I don't get it, I don't speak Swiss

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:15, archived)
it's about Toblerones

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:15, archived)
why doesn't he have a nose? it doesn't make any kind of logical fucking sense

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:17, archived)
so that he can eat Toblerones more easily

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:19, archived)
why is there a black dandelion with bandages on it?

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:19, archived)
why does he have yellow penises on his shoulders?

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:21, archived)
Swiss fashion

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:22, archived)
so why isn't there a cuckoo clock in the picture?
you haven't thought this through
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:23, archived)
that's the joke

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:26, archived)
I don't get it soz

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:27, archived)
psy's lesser known etc

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 17:28, archived)
bumped his head on a toblerone

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:21, archived)
YOU ARE A NONSENSE

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 16:22, archived)
Morning, just about.

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 9:50, archived)
sure is

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 11:00, archived)
It certainly has a pre-lunch quality about it.

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 11:13, archived)
Rapidly approaching lunch now.
Fuck it, I'm off birdwatching. There's a Black Redstart down the coast needs ticking.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 11:41, archived)
dirty boy

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 11:42, archived)
eveninh

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 21:47, archived)
no

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 21:50, archived)
maybe

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 22:14, archived)
y not 2015?

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 23:02, archived)
morningh

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 1:35, archived)
put a fiver on spurs to lose 2-1 immediately after spurs scored a goal

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:36, archived)
ok then

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:46, archived)
got a new rug today

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 20:09, archived)
rrrrrrrrrrrrugugugug

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 20:17, archived)
got a painting of mungo for xmas
i.imgur.com/Sit2mUQ.jpg
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 20:20, archived)
k, maybe just a teensy bit creepy though

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 20:22, archived)
hey no need to get so dark

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 20:25, archived)
my pet died, im at a loss, :(

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 20:23, archived)
Momo's doing fine, thanks for asking

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 20:24, archived)
not really a pet tho, ornaments maybe

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 21:10, archived)
my thoughts are with the family

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 20:26, archived)
my kids did cry

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 21:10, archived)
nice little earner

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:53, archived)
piss on the palace

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 20:14, archived)
Sorry, I'm not really into Pokemon.

(, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 0:09, archived)
what's on telly

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 18:57, archived)
and another thing, that Emilia Fox bird, is there something wrong with her, she looks properly ill, is that shit contagious?

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:00, archived)
thread could use a sympathy reply

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:07, archived)

👉👌
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:14, archived)
well don't blame me, I'm the one keeping this place alive right now

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:15, archived)
in breeding, I knew a couple of the fox family from university

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:14, archived)
What are you going to do when the 24 inch pythons run wild on you?

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 14:55, archived)
thread could use a sympathy reply

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 16:45, archived)
brb has me on ignore, he can't see this post, mardy-arsed prick

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 16:50, archived)
not really,
i was enjoying the minimalism, the purity, the smooth, clean lines
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 16:52, archived)
alright MGT, how's your weekend going?

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 17:06, archived)
not bad so far, thanks,
weather is crazy though. watched some Futurama. solved some Rubik's cube. how are you?
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 17:29, archived)
good Futurama or shit Futurama after season 3?

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 17:30, archived)
season 2

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 17:42, archived)
hahaha good

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 17:54, archived)
oh hahaha

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 18:09, archived)
hey, is eveyone having a fun christmas

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 12:43, archived)
It's the most wonderful time of the year

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 12:45, archived)
I need to stock up on advocaat, running a bit low here

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 12:47, archived)
I'm gonna get ripped off my tits on mulled wine

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 12:54, archived)
me too, then imma spend all day headbanging to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eIUlEUWKloM
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 12:55, archived)


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(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 12:58, archived)
better believe it

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 12:59, archived)
also giving dat a klik

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 12:59, archived)
might go up the pub

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 12:54, archived)
it'll be packed out, always is at christmas

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 12:55, archived)
Happy Christmas Frank!

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 15:57, archived)
CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS
YEAH
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 16:35, archived)
Happy Christmas!
enjoy a difficult yet rewarding Christmas shit.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 17:25, archived)
I am!
It's a wonderful time of year. Defo going to build a snowman later.
if it snows
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 18:10, archived)
well I wish it could be christmas every day

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 18:51, archived)
sky bet 5/1
chelsea win, man city win, west brom win.

just stuck £25 on it. Not a bad bet i think
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 4:06, archived)
Give the £25 to me, next time.
I might decide to give you more money in return.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 10:22, archived)
dunno what that is soz

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 11:14, archived)
I might shag an Italian
Would you shag an Italian? What with everything going on in France? Really? You sick fuck🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

But hey it's CHRISTMASB
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 1:16, archived)
haha i love a zany post

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 2:14, archived)
i also love CHEESE!
haha
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 2:14, archived)
I like eggs.

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 3:00, archived)
*holds up spork*
lol
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 3:12, archived)
You racist can't

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 3:14, archived)
I love unprotected sex with manolith but I don't bladder it all over a txt based forum you can I can't

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 3:14, archived)
What type of cheese is made backwards?

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 3:12, archived)
brie

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 3:12, archived)
haha lol i know its edam hahaha

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 3:13, archived)
wrong its MILK think about it...

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 3:22, archived)
FRANK!!! WHERE ARE YOU FRANK YOU FUCKING SPASTIC

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:43, archived)
i liked the bit

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:49, archived)
you sound a little horse

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:53, archived)

ound ucked
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:55, archived)
here

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:58, archived)
getting

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:58, archived)
some

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:58, archived)
dubs

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:58, archived)
cool

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 23:14, archived)
If you love him so much, why don't you marry him?

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 23:33, archived)
because he is sexually attracted to small boys, obv

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 23:51, archived)
you own parrots or some shit
classic behaviour of not just a peado but a fucking wanker as well
(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 3:23, archived)
It's strangely reassuring to see how angry you still get when someone points out you're a nonce.

(, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 10:42, archived)
What about now?
Is now a good time?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 21:28, archived)
GOOD FOR DUBS!

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 21:29, archived)
r u A wizard

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 21:31, archived)
I am.

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 21:34, archived)
But not the wizardchan type of wizard.
That's this other lot on here.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 21:35, archived)
hiya mongy, i got a ps4 now
you always seem to be playing cod, i don't have that one
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 21:48, archived)
oh wot wot games u got wen can we play dem

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:01, archived)
assassin's creed, farcry and destiny
also, i downloaded octodad
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:04, archived)
k we're playing octodad and drinking gin k cool

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:11, archived)
me and my lad rinse it

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 23:10, archived)
you're a better dad than me

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 23:13, archived)
im a shit dad,

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 23:22, archived)
prick

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 21:53, archived)
wanker

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:12, archived)
do you realise you are a fucking moron

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:11, archived)
i meant mormon

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:11, archived)
i meant meateor

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:11, archived)
i meant meat

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:11, archived)
i meant get fucked

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:12, archived)
Time for a new thread?
Suck it up your japs eye you racist cunts
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 20:04, archived)
After 20 minutes
probably not.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 20:24, archived)
After 40 minutes
probably not.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 20:44, archived)
After 50 minutes
probably not.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 20:54, archived)
OK
Thanks, I can go and watch telly now.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 21:00, archived)
Get bent you quiche eating fucktard

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 20:54, archived)
posts are like buses etc.

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 21:08, archived)
NO they are not, you silly fool!

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 21:28, archived)
haha you said queer

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:10, archived)
eveninh

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 18:07, archived)
Evening Sir
I was just about to get into a Star Wars spat with Synchro.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 18:12, archived)
ok

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 18:24, archived)
Ain't happening
carry on.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 18:29, archived)
cool

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 18:30, archived)
I reckon Yoda's dead when he's speaking to Ezra and Kanan and it's all gone a bit Sapphire and Steel.

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 18:37, archived)
yay it's an ssg thread!

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 18:35, archived)
wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 18:51, archived)
give it a rest, eh?

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:14, archived)
Don't encourage him 2H
it's like watching Whatever Happenned to Baby Jane
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:16, archived)
following frank around and being dismissive is a cunts action, no offence

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:18, archived)
A true fact indeed
but he does keep popping up.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:21, archived)
because he's bald dole and lives with his mum or saink

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:47, archived)
Lots of people do
and we shouldn't judge them.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:51, archived)
Wanky wanky wank
wanky wanky wank
wank wank wank
wanky wanky wank wank
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:34, archived)
Bit mean

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:42, archived)
frank is a movie about a guy who gets mentally ill
and forgets how to make music
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:48, archived)
apparently Barcelona have said no to chrs evans, he's taking it as a yes

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:51, archived)
yeh except he can't leave the country cos he hasn't finished his sentence so haha great joke NOT

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:54, archived)
why can't he leave the country ?

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 20:39, archived)
part of the rules of leaving prison early

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 21:05, archived)
i remember when he first played for wales,
his very first touch was a goal, back heel flick
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:54, archived)
Hardly Ivor Allchurch though

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 20:01, archived)
Which is what King Kong is really about

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:52, archived)
Alright

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:14, archived)
so yeah, who's excited about star wars

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 17:14, archived)
brb just asked that, soz m8

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 17:18, archived)
Kids and star wars fans I'd guess.

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 17:20, archived)
You clearly cos you keep going on about it

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 17:42, archived)
I thought he didn't care?
Oh, I'm so confused.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 17:51, archived)
I am excited about star wars and I don't care who knows it

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 18:06, archived)
Poul Andersen and Larry Niven
they sold it to Reagan.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 18:08, archived)
Oh, and Jerry Pournelle
and possibly Arthur C Clarke
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 18:24, archived)
dunno who that is, soz

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 18:58, archived)
Went someway to bankrupting the Soviet Union.
Having grown up in the Cold War, this was quite important at the time.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 19:15, archived)
i see frank's still here

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:08, archived)
more's the pity

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:11, archived)
i was just reading through the faq, i think this is the most helpful bit
How do I fucking swear?
While swearing is permitted on the boards, we prefer more creative forms of profanity:

Portmanteau: twat + cunt = twunt. Can you think of your own?

Animal combos: cock-badger and kitten-flaps have been found to be most effective.

Reversal: by reversing "fuck" and "cock" you can substantially improve your swearing. EG: "Cock off you cocking fucksucker."
Stand out from the crowd and find your own swearing style. Maybe yours will catch on.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:31, archived)
thanks pal

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:36, archived)
if i had written that section of the faq, i think i'd top myself

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:37, archived)
it is pretty embarrassing

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:41, archived)
as a mod
you should be changing these things for the better.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:44, archived)
you know when they change something
/talk suffers from déjà vu, either that or franks back.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:46, archived)
can we get the faq changed so that it just links straight to a form to gaz mongychops?

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:44, archived)
he would really appreciate that

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:46, archived)
it did make me cringe
and then i soiled myself.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:44, archived)
"we prefer more creative forms of profanity"
Who's "we"?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:17, archived)
i got 7/7 this week
really proud of myself right now

www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-30724805
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:14, archived)
3, not paying attention

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:16, archived)
4, paying slightly more attention than you

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:42, archived)
3
No one was more shocked than me to find out that Serena Williams uses coffee when she wants to wake herself up

0_o
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:20, archived)
3 threads in 15 minutes.
I fully expect this website to crash under the strain.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:16, archived)
Its like DDOS innit

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:17, archived)
i'll ddos yur mum if you don't shut up

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:18, archived)
double dip oral sex?

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:14, archived)
Go on then

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:28, archived)
5/7
fuckin' hero right here
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:17, archived)
A much loved and improtant contributer to this forum.
Alt: Happy Christmas.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:26, archived)
I hope no one starts subtly announcing they have me on ignore, that'd break my heart

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:20, archived)
^upset

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:22, archived)
^manolith's boyfriend

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:23, archived)
he could do worse than me

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:24, archived)
k, putting you on ignore now

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:35, archived)
you wouldn't dare

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:38, archived)
get off my fucking case

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:40, archived)
no
not now, not ever
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:42, archived)
I honestly can't imagine how dull this place would be with me on ignore

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:44, archived)
well it'd be quieter, I'll give you that

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:45, archived)
I don't. :)

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:27, archived)
wanker
i.imgur.com/D894fIF.jpg
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 17:09, archived)
dunno I have him on ignore

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 16:50, archived)
wanker

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 17:02, archived)
turns out figgy pudding is just christmas cake with figs in

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:07, archived)
sounds rank

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:10, archived)
few sprouts and a pint of advocaat should help it down

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:10, archived)
so

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:55, archived)
oh hello!

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:56, archived)
hi there, how are you?
2015, eh?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:00, archived)
I know, it's like the sort of thing

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:01, archived)
i never thought we'd make it this far

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:05, archived)
I'm still not 100% sure that I have

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:06, archived)
i'm sure 100% of you hasn't
you're operating at around 40%, i'd say
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:41, archived)
...

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:00, archived)
I thought that you had been killed in France

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:01, archived)
in 1914?

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:02, archived)
well..I wasn't going to be so insulting

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:03, archived)
no, i have not been killed in france

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:07, archived)
prove it.

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:11, archived)
solid crew?

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:11, archived)
hey it's ok, I'm here now, just in time for the christmas newlsetter

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:10, archived)
CHRRRRRRRRRRISTMAS!

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:16, archived)
it totally still is christmas and I totally am still excited
/ac
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:21, archived)
this is me being excited because it's christmas
www.kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/WebM/slavboogie.webm
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:21, archived)
jesus

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:36, archived)
your shoes don't really match the rest of your outfit

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:37, archived)
well that's the first thing I noticed too

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:41, archived)
love the trackie bottom and shoes combo
proper eastern European look
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:45, archived)
Alright lads?
No fat people, please.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:23, archived)
alright Jumger, how's your football these days?

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:24, archived)
what up
this one post will guarantee you make it onto the stats page this week
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:37, archived)
There's a stats page?

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:49, archived)
yeah but you can only see it if your heart is pure and true

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:04, archived)
there's a pat stage?

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:55, archived)
More!

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:00, archived)
there's a rat cage?

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:55, archived)
more

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:00, archived)
there's a flat rage?

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:55, archived)
More

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:59, archived)
combo breaker

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:59, archived)
all mods our ghey

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:28, archived)
BELLBOY!

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:34, archived)
HELLBOY!

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:36, archived)
So did you get the Mrs Browns Boys movie on dvd for christmas?

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:38, archived)
I streamed the all of the series and watched them back to back

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:39, archived)
oh brill
I think it's the funniest thing on british tv since Allo Allo.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:41, archived)
I like watching that talk show with that bloke and his dad
it makes me realise I'm not a cunt.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:42, archived)
Oh, the Whitehall boy?
Yeah, I don't really understand that.
*talks about/to something/someone contemporary*
*asks Dad for an opinion*
*dad grunts*
*haha look at how funny and old my dad is*
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:46, archived)
it's like a less good version of baaaad dad from the adam and joe show 15+ years ago
also, why does whitehall keep winning 'king of comedy'? there are much funnier people
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:06, archived)
baaad dad, yes!
i loved the one when he went to the festival and smoked some reefer
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:14, archived)
absolutely not
i did get guardians of the galaxy though
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:45, archived)
All joking aside
I know someone who not only got the MBB movie on dvd for chrimble, but was actually showing it off to anyone who'd listen.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:47, archived)
most watched comedy show, it's very popular

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:48, archived)
no one's questioning that
it's of exceptionally poor quality though
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:55, archived)
Which is the kind of thing that
makes me worry about democracy
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:59, archived)
i've heard there are even less jokes in the movie than in the series
thing is, the bloke who plays mrs brown seems to actually be quite funny in interviews
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:04, archived)
vin saves that film

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:47, archived)
i liked it anyway but he is great in it
his best performance since the iron giant
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 14:04, archived)
Well well, it's the weekend again
What's going on? Doing anything good? Doing anything shit? Doing a good shit?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:12, archived)
probably listen to Phil Collins for a couple of hours then kill myself.

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:17, archived)
why Phil Collins?

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:19, archived)
to get me into the mood

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:20, archived)
Phil's music isn't typically that depressing
might I suggest perhaps something by The Smiths? Or maybe the Manic Street Preachers album The Holy Bible?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:34, archived)
i'll get a playlist sorted

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:39, archived)
now that's what i call suicide.

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:58, archived)
If it weren't for online streaming killing the record industry,
I reckon that a suicide playlist, with the authenticity of an actual suicide, could have picked up some decent coin from moody teens.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:04, archived)
moody teens are usually broke, though

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 12:18, archived)
Oh yes it is

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:04, archived)
Oh come on
His cover versions of the girl bands of the 60's are out of this world.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:10, archived)
sorry
i should have specified a good thread
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:21, archived)
oh

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:33, archived)
just joshin'
not really up to much this weekend. you?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:52, archived)
Swapping bedrooms
In preparation for the arrival of my NEW BED!
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:59, archived)
ooh, hark at lord snooty over here
what's the matter, are you too good to sleep on a pile of rocks now?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:49, archived)
man, it's glorious
Big, wide and soft

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MY PENIS HAHAHA
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:57, archived)
HAHAHA

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 12:14, archived)
Apparently 'Belfies' are a thing
so if you ever want to photograph your bottom, that's the name for it
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:01, archived)
I do, but I've never dared as I didn't know the name for it

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:17, archived)
I'm off work today, get over it.

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:35, archived)
shopping for a pram
fucking exciting or what man!
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:37, archived)
buy a second hand one
otherwise you'll end up spending 600 quid on something that'll only last you 6 months. Then you'll end up selling it for a tenth of what you paid.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:45, archived)
probably go and watch charlton play

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:43, archived)
athletic?

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:45, archived)
yeah, you have to be to be a professional footballer i think

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:53, archived)
you are AS funny as Tim Vine

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:00, archived)
thanks, he's pretty funny!

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:48, archived)
Yeah, but you like Mrs Brown's Boys
and Miranda
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 12:53, archived)
lies. horrible, odious lies

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 13:36, archived)
im only watching, I never get a run out, too old or saink I suppose, might stop wearing the full kit soon

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:01, archived)
never give up, m

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:50, archived)
You are Floyd
and I claim my £5.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 12:22, archived)
Probably spend a bit of time coughing my lungs up, then go climbing.

(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 11:02, archived)

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