morning manolith(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:13,
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alright mr h.It's only fucking friday innit
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:23,
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observant type me don't you know.(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:45,
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I think I'm going to have to spend the day working :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:22,
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i had to come in early but i'm going to make up for it by doing as little as possible(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:23,
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I'm going to get someone else to do all the work, but it means I won't be able to piss about on the internetsad times
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:27,
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for sure it's the valley of death, I open my wallet and it's full of blood(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:21, archived)
might inflict a load of plagues on Egypt for the lols(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:25,
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The "He-Man Rice" recipe that is linked to from that pagelooks distinctly underwhelming.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:33,
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it is, until you hold aloft your magic sword and proclaim "By the Power of Grayskull! I HAVE THE POWER"(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:38,
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don't give dozzers ideashe would abuse his powers on regional and national news readers
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$$ ✅, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:42,
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broken britain(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:48,
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that wouldn't be abuse, it would be using those powers for their most appropriate function(, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 8:51, archived)
alright fellabe a lamb and start a thread would you?
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 10:10,
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Hey there's a programme about you lot on channel 4 now. shut-ins or summat
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 21:06,
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Alright pigeon fancier (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:17,
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Yeah I just saw a bit of that. Fucking wank mate.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:17,
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Saw the one about the Incas instead.Neil Young wasn't in it.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:38,
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Yeah, I knowMontezuma wasn't an Inca. Dreadful cross-cultural generalising there.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:40,
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soz I don't really watch telly, in my spare time I mainly collect egg recipes(
vladimir, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 22:51,
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Yum, here's somewww.odditycentral.com/pics/the-worlds-3-most-disgusting-egg-dishes.html
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 23:31,
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awesome! thanks CharlesDexterWard, I now have FOUR egg recipes in my collection \o/www.popsugar.com/fitness/Baked-Eggs-Avocado-Recipe-30787252
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vladimir, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 23:55,
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soz I don't really watch telly, in my spare time I mainly like to touch my MDF collection(
MrA, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 23:04,
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mr.h(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 18:19,
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yeah, I guess.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 19:13,
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yeahdid you do a shit on two hats' lawn?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 19:17,
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I went one better and dumped a bag of camel shit on there(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 19:49,
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Ah, I thought I could smell the ghobi(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 19:59,
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Did he done it goodIs the real question here
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 20:47,
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i didit was beautiful clean crimp on his dew covered front garden
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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 19:35,
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I do hope any that were done were subsequently baked inside a halibut(
vladimir, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 20:24,
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i might flog this recipe to heston blumenthal(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 20:39,
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my computer is broken and I'm bored shitlessWhat of yours is broken and you're bored shitless? You can't say Eichmann
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:40,
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There's nothing wrong with BritainIt's everyone and everywhere else
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:43,
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they don't realise the damage they're causing(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:50,
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oi oi cheer up might never happen! (
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:51,
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that's a good point, I hadn't thought of thatthanks twoey!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:01,
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nah bovva mate, nah bovvaBe lucky!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:26,
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my ps3 broke and i am bored more often as a result, i guess(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:14,
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how did you break it?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:26,
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it died of old ageit's ok though, i just picked up my wii u!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:02,
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When people say wii-u I think of the Asian lady in Kung Pow.www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JElywbkSbY
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:48,
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I wish his heart had stayed achy breakyThen we might not have to tolerate his awful daughter
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:25,
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ok, I'm going to risk itI'm dipping into my data allowance *scared*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:36,
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well I am a ginger Scottish girl with a bear mother(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:29,
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Non, tu ne es pas 'charlie', tu es un, 'ow you say, 'wookie'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:06,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:32,
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Charlie est dans la maison en écoutant la musique pop d'aujourd'hui.(
$$ ✅, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:18,
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Some of the CharlieHebdo stuff is very dodgy, so no.The shooters are still scum though
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:19,
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Yeah, not at all like the bastion of political correctness and multicultural tolerance that is b3ta.com.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:38,
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HOLY FUCKSTICKS I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE.Check 'em!
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:38,
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what's kept you coming back to this digital cesspool?(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:42,
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here?!he must have terribly low standards
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:00,
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^^totally got my number(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:36,
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non, joyeux anniversaire à monsieur serpent de viande(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:32,
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le centre commercial est ouvert jus'que a huit heures ce soir/ac
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:27,
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charlie dit "un petit peu de bass"(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:42,
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Donde Esta La Biblioteca?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:05,
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It's raining its arse off over hereI was only out in it for less than five minutes and I'm drenched
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:50,
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I've got to go out again in a minuteWhat if I dissolve or summat? Like a big bearded alka seltzer.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:52,
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You hateful swine(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:53,
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I started growing mine before anyone else in the whole world.(
MONO!, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:04,
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yours looks like you rubbed your drool-covered chin on a cat's bum(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:45,
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like an effervescing elephant(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:56,
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A fizzy fuckfaced fool(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:01,
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well part of that is because you pissed yourself, to be fair(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:44,
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Oh, andMERRY CHRISTMAS! Woo!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:02,
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When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.(
broadsword w⚓, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:08,
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morning you big jizz cannon(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:34,
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If anyone bullies me today, I'm going to straight to the mods(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:08,
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has someone been deleting things? I just logged back in to do a bit of bullying, specifically towards people that keep pets. Gutted.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:18,
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I'm relying on their obligation to follow protocol(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:23,
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which protocol are we talking about here...specifically.(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:23,
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Saxon were shit thoughthat's a reply to that last thread that I only just speed read
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Haha merry Christmas hahahaha*pulls a fucking cracker*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:28,
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we need a mod to sticky this thread so it' always at the top(
$$ ✅, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:16,
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who's eaten all the fucking figgy pudding?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:26,
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WE ALL LIKE A FIGGY PUDDINGWE ALL LIKE A FIGGY PUDDING
WE ALL LIKE A FIGGY PUDDING
AND OF COURSE THE PROPHET MOHAMMED (FIGGY PUDDING BE UPON HIM)
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which is your favourite prophet?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:30,
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alright Wizzard(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:31,
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I'm an American colonist and I really like you British types.I was in the UK once in 1984 when mohawks were still new-ish. Some drunk punk yelled at us in the London tubes calling us the most shit tourists he's ever seen and I told him he was the coolest guy I ever met which just stunned and disarmed him. One time I fell into the Firth of Fourth drunk. I met an old big-ass Sikh in a pub with a huge beard and turbine who was in the Boer War and a fascinating fucker. I played poker slots and won. We were invited to play football/soccer with some locals who were shouting outside our hotel to come play until I warned our crew that they just wanted to beat the shit outta us. We were invited to a debate with some Oxford kids who showed up in full school uniform and regale while we were sheepish looking hung-over typical yanks wearing jeans and sweatshirts. I drank under-aged and ate turkey legs at the Beefeater while our teachers got so pissed we lost our hotel for hours. I stood in awe outside the Hammersmith Odeon wishing I could get inside. As a closet D&D'er, I'll never forget the armor and weapons I saw in the castle museums. I smuggled weed in my pants on the aeroplane trip over there because no one cared back then. I wrote a poem about the walls I saw in northern England which got published in our school newspaper. I bought an album by Saxon in Scotland that none of my metal friends had heard of in the states yet. I was nearly kicked out of the country for drinking and causing a ruckus in Manchester (which almost turned into an international incident) much to my parents worries. I met a guy in a military academy who later sent me... a long haired partying metal head... an invite to his graduation. I didn't go but was floored that he remembered me when I got the invite years later. The IRA bombed a building down the block from my hotel. I asked a passing Protestant priest to bless my Catholic cross in Westminster cathedral and he did it with this look of disdain and the quickest sign of the cross I've ever seen that took me years to understand. I used up all of my travel funds to buy the coolest leather jacket I've ever owned in Soho that later got stolen out of my car... with cross attached... which was really upsetting to me. I hung out with two girls way outside of my social circle which led to long time funships. Visiting your country as a teenager was one of the best times of my life. I've made many friends from the UK since then and I'm not sure what's going on with the super-surveillance, jihadists living there and Walmartization of pubs now but I hope to go back there one day. Happy New Year to everyone at B-three-ta.
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DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 5:20,
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What the fuck(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 7:30,
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lols "turbine"(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 8:23,
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hey everyone, it's shit on Two Hats' Lawn day tomorrowhow will you be celebrating?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 21:41,
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Sounds great, sign me up!(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 21:57,
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I thought it was still Christmas.(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 22:03,
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I will be busy having my actual birthday(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 22:09,
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then pickle itand tin it. And even then after ten years you won't get close to the smell of Surströmming.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 23:29,
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Evening, Mr H.I might chip in towards a slurry truck parking up on his driveway and disgorging its contents.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 8 Jan 2015, 0:41,
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Nomy /talk page keeps coming up in HTML. Someone buggering about?
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 20:14,
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Stop trying to browse the web with a text editor?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 20:29,
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I'm not that dimand other forums are ok, including the other B3TA stuff
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 20:41,
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did you clink one of mongy's links, he posts a lot of viruses here(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 20:37, archived)
Thanks, this is better than NHS DirectSynchro and Mr H seem to have diagnosed the cause and point of entry of my current ailments.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 22:31,
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not really no, recently I discovered you can bake an egg inside half an avocado, it's made me question a lot of things in my life(
vladimir, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 20:15,
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to be fair you could bake a poo inside a halibut but no one in their right mind is going to do that either(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 20:55,
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mr.h(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 21:34,
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see, this is the kind of disruptive and argumentative posting that spoils everyone's enjoyment and stifles lively debate here(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 17:50, archived)
Think they'll bomb b3ta?
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(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 18:40, archived)
some sort of guitar bollox I felt up your street, soft rock you enjoy innit? (
mongychops, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 19:10,
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Here, you know how some people want to swim with dolphins?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 14:02,
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i've had a think about it and it turns out that yes i do know how some people want to swim with dolphinsthanks for asking
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 14:57,
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well get thisI don't think I'd enjoy it at all .
What do you think of that, eh?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 15:00,
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Yeah, it's not that interesting is itI'm running out of anecdotes and opinions, Manolith.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 15:28,
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just make some stuff upit's not as if anyone is reading any of it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 15:30,
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Shows what you knowI tweet every comment made on here
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 15:32,
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to your ten followers(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 15:33,
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AND EVERY ONE OF THEM READS EVERY WORD(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 15:35,
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course mate, course(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 15:37,
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frank is a bad influence on you(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 15:39,
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you've never liked me being friends with him(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 15:41,
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Can you blame me??(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 15:45,
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you're just jealous(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 15:48,
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woah, WOAH, this is news to me, I thought we hated each other's guts(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 16:53, archived)
well this is hurtful (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 17:28,
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what's your opinion on, i dunno... celery?(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 16:16,
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If I remember from an earlier threadhe prefers to 'chalk it' which means sticking it into his bum a little way then twisting it clockwise
around before yanking it out and eating it.
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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 16:22,
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This is not entirely accurate ^(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 16:24,
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tinyurl.com/nx83az6
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 16:31,
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Alright then, anticlockwise.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 16:31,
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I occasionally cook with itbut I'm not a huge fan of eating it on its own. Is that alright?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 16:23,
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i don't give a shiti just bought a wii u!
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 16:38,
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mario kart as welli'm going to get really good at it and then come round and thrash you so hard you'll cry in front of your children
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 17:16,
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If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.(
broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 14:26,
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I'm not sure I can cope with the fast pace of the board today(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:19,
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I fully expect 2015 to be the year that your FACE GETS SHUT DOWN MATE(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:56,
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isn't there an off switch that mods can see? (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:42,
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but he always calms down and pretends he's not mad by the time the second doctor gets there(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:09,
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hey, I'm pretty much keeping this place going single fucking handed here(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:55, archived)
so we should blame all the shitness on you then? cool(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:00,
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isn't there an off switch that mods can see?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:41,
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probably somewhere but that's more of a dev thing(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:59,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:09,
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I was hoping to hear more about Two Hats' morning beverage,but it looks as though that ship has sailed.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:44,
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I wanted to discuss christmas a bit more, moment's passed now, might start another thread about it later though(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:48, archived)
he's been an awfully long time making itdo you think he's alright?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:51,
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I'll be honest with you, I hope he's fallen into a pit full of broken glass and used hypodermics(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:53, archived)
soz guys, I fell into a pit full of broken glass and used hypodermicsmy coffee was nice. But then it's always nice. I buy nice coffee.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:55,
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it's totes worth paying the extra to get the 'gold' blend(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:57,
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Pah, If I had a dog I wouldn't make my dog drink gold blendI'd let it bathe in it though. That would smell much better than the way dogs usually do. Dirty cunts. Did you know they eat their own faeces? Disgusting.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:58,
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Good lord, who has allowed this filth to continue?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:06,
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the coalitionor as I call it, the coaLIEtion.
Satire.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:09,
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CaMORON and PRICK clegg have a lot to answer for. Top of that list is "why are dogs eating their own faeces?"
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:13,
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he preferred other peopleshis diet was never great
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:09,
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Hepatitis is the secret to all good coffee.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:58,
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hi I've just moved in next door(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:08,
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GreatI'll put the kettle on
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:10,
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actually I was going to ask you to stop making all those wailing noises and what that awful smell was(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:13,
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Sure...."people"(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:44,
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exhibit a:www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=shit+two+hats+lawn
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:06,
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i made that, you knowand i am pretty bloody proud of it too
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:46,
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I'm just glad you're using your time constructivelyit's very good
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:55,
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full disclosure, i wasn't on a computer at the time so had to commission a colleague to do it under my intense scrutiny(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:42,
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 13:36,
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I don't know what that is(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 13:47,
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now THIS is the kind of thing the popular page was invented for (
manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:38,
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I have lost my voice,I have checked where I left it last.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:01,
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it's ok I can understand you fine(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:02,
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that's excellent fortune.Hope the new year and fancy times saw you well
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:09,
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gmos!Nice xmas?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:04,
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I went to see my family in New Zealandit was nice for the most part, once my sister had exploded in rage then calmed down, my folks' are well too, it's all very shipshape.
Hope you had a nice one.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:11,
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I did, thank you(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:33,
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i dunno about nicehe jumped out of a bloody crane or something
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:21,
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It'll probably be in the last place you look(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:33,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 8:21,
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Good morningI'm going to make a coffee. Imagine that!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 8:14,
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I can't, I can only imagine tea(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 8:46,
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Count Arthur StrongJust doesn't work on the telly like it does on the radio does it?
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:53,
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I thought it was going down hill after the second time the writers mentioned it to me, I was a fan first (
mongychops, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 23:44,
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It does work on the telly, but just not in the same way, or as well.(
brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 1:45,
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The radio show is far far better.(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 7:53,
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It didn't work on the radio, either."It's funny because he's got dementia" is barely enough material for a single sketch.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:42,
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let's not,i think i've got piles
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:13,
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You should have more roughage for breakfast.Like Coco-Pops or summat.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:14,
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i had bran flakes this morning,all the roughage, none of the children's sweeties.
problem is if i have too much roughage it makes me so regular my bum gets sore from all the wiping.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:15,
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Yeah, I wasn't really asking for your life story, you raggedy-arsed wrongster.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:22,
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aye you fucking were,admit it
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:23,
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Andrex Aloe Veraa treat for the Chalfonts.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:31,
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:43,
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1960's style Bronco without the Deep Heat had the same effect.(
CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:49,
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I've got this one blackcurrant that's nearly gone back in. I've never had grape sized ones, but I have had the windsock thing, that's pretty harsh.I blame the NHS, I didn't have it before the doctor had a probe up there. Lightning fast he was, in a scooping twisting motion. Over before I knew it, but still a bit too rough for my liking.
Still it was better than the time the Asian lady doctor did it, she stuck at least two fingers in and took her time too. Horrible, it was.
Still better a finger up the bum than a camera down the eye of your cock, trust me.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:27,
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What was the ethnicity of the male doctor?Apparently this is important and relevant.
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Nothing much The LOVELY Mr H.I had a great big dump less than half an hour ago.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:14,
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What is it with this trend of having a dump in the evening?7:00am to 8:00am (and possibly up to 9:00am at the weekend)is the normal disposition of an Englishman. Anything else is lack of discipline.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:43,
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I shit when I need to, not to a clock like some sort of slave.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:44,
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i'm trying to imagine that sort of slave,i really am
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:46,
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Not slavish adherencejust regular poops for the past forty years. Clears the day for business.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:57,
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an Englishman's poo is his castle(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:47,
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What's best for business?Like, the one best thing. Cheers.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:43,
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Me.I just got a pay rise and a bumper bonus.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 17:04,
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Dara O'Brien(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 17:32,
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3 in 1 Avocado Slicers(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 17:38,
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spelunking helmet included in the price(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 20:03,
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Tried that with my Limbo dancing school(
CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 19:37,
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My New Years resolution is not to come here any more. I think I'm doing pretty well so far.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:17,
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you should help him out and ban him(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:00,
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trueif that's really his resolution (and i can't see why he'd lie) then really the christian thing to do would be to ban him
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:02,
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it's what jesus would want you to do(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:03,
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I will try harder(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 17:09,
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how long does christmas last in your mongaloid world?(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:22,
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haha, yeah "mongaloid", like a stupid person would spell it, I get it, good one(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:52, archived)
He lives in his car, he thinks the air freshener makes it christmas every day(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:52,
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better than living for the city(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:55,
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Surely they don't allow THEM to own cars.(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:03,
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christ almighty, no one pays the slightest bit of attention to all this shityou do realise that, right?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:49,
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alright frank?nice christmas?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 14:54,
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you're a very rude man, do you know that?I'm just trying to be friendly and you're making it very difficult
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:05,
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all I want in life is for internet people who I'll never meet to say they like me(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:13, archived)
Hey FrankWho's your favourite Black Sabbath lead singer?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:42,
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Why do you do this?Why do you deliberately try to upset me?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:59,
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I always hated Black Sabbath, always liked Deep Purple, easy choice innit(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:03, archived)
fair enoughPurple were/are the better band to be fair.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:05,
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not with that Steve Morse wankerand that Don Airey wanker
certainly not with that joe Lynn Turner wanker, he needed fucking kneecapping he did
David Coverdale can fuck off too, he looks like Widow Twankie and sings like a cunt
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I'm not a violent man by natureBut David Coverdale is one of those people I'd like to hit in the face. See also David Lee Roth.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-VZ2mrpBZs
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:10,
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fucking singers innitJeff Beck said they're just people who were too thick to learn guitar, I'd agree with that
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I hate it when you agree with me, it makes me think I've probably said something stupid(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:15, archived)
and the balance is restored(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:30,
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Glenn Hughes fan, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:03,
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He was at the Marshall anniversary showBoy, can that man scream
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:05,
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Christtidy up, will you
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:30,
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I was recording, fuck tidying up when my creative juices are flowing(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:33, archived)
thing with Glenn Hughes is he was a better bass player than Roger Gloverbut he sang like Stevie fucking Wonder and turned Deep Purple into Sly and the Family Stone
so yeah, he's a wanker too
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Hey Frankwhat's your favourite Queen album?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:02,
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You're a fucking bastard and I hate you(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:04,
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Whoever came up with that quote has obviously never listened to Hot fucking Space(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:12,
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to be fair, pretty much no one has ever listened to Hot fucking Space(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:15, archived)
I guess he didn't have the nerve(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 16:31,
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they've been getting in my way tho, cluttering up the roads and pubs (
mongychops, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 15:21,
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