late afternoon / early evening

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 18:03, archived)

make your fucking mind up

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 18:08, archived)

prick / wanker

( vladimir, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 18:09, archived)

I've pulled my rods in and have popped to the shops / juicer

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 18:12, archived)

what's for dinner though?

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 18:18, archived)

evenoon, monsto

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 18:42, archived)

i don't think we should have this kind of slash posting on here

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 18:44, archived)

Alright MM
I have made fajitas for tea and going to watch the football later. Hope you have a cracking evening.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 19:05, archived)

Less of that nicey nice posting
call him a cunt like everyone else
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 19:37, archived)

he's bipolar
you have to take the smooth with the rough
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:03, archived)

You know me so so well

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:04, archived)

I'm filled with fond feelings for you all.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 19:47, archived)

got any ideas for a pun thread?

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 19:57, archived)

The bream puns didn't really catch on, this morning, but I feel there's mileage in fish.
How about pike?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:46, archived)

magic pike

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:47, archived)

like pike

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:47, archived)

the cook, the thief, his pike and her lover

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:48, archived)

pikemen can't jump

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:49, archived)

the dark pike rises

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:58, archived)

Pikémon: The First Movie

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:58, archived)

pike agrove

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:58, archived)

^winning

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:59, archived)

pike club

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:00, archived)

pike water for chocolate

( vladimir, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:03, archived)

some pike it hot

( vladimir, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:06, archived)

saturday pike and sunday more ling

( vladimir, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:08, archived)

pikes and recreation

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:09, archived)

pikes and the city

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:11, archived)

saving private pike

( vladimir, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:14, archived)

private pike II: in space, no one can hear your name

( vladimir, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:16, archived)

dont tell him!

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:16, archived)

american pike

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:16, archived)

pikeanic

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:18, archived)

life of pike

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:21, archived)

the pike who loved me
james pond, i guess.
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:23, archived)

pike-o
american pike-o
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:38, archived)

pikes in white satin

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:41, archived)

the king's perch

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:54, archived)

I ran out of pikes.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:56, archived)

i.imgur.com/rPzAEG2.png
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:42, archived)

is that... snowball?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:43, archived)

Thanks for the update

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:01, archived)

we thank you, broadsword
for your continued involvement with this website

*21 gun salute*
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:42, archived)

dearest b,
Your anniversary fills me with delight, but marks the time we've been apart
m
XXX
( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:48, archived)

B R O A D S W O R D

( vladimir, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:33, archived)

nothing but love

( $$ ✅, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:54, archived)

I might sell my car
Not sure I can be bothered with it any more.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:07, archived)

ok who's hacked grrrmachine's account :(

( vladimir, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:09, archived)

It broke down at the weekend and I really can't be arsed to fix it

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:25, archived)

Buy a proper car then.
A nice Ford Fiesta will do what you need.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 16:57, archived)

well I think we can all guess who's behind this
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3036926/Council-installs-tracking-technology-spy-residents-rubbish-late.html
( vladimir, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 17:49, archived)

immigrants

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 17:50, archived)

yeah, bloody immigrants
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/ad_165619287.jpg
ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/media/images/82282000/jpg/_82282784_6d1c3661-85d5-49c0-8bd8-a14228d49b26.jpg
( vladimir, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 18:03, archived)

if that polak comes near me or my kids I swear I'll do time

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 18:06, archived)

oh mongy :(

( vladimir, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 18:08, archived)

gay interest?

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 18:11, archived)

OK this was the most interesting thing I could find
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/apr/12/tell-fiancee-i-am-bisexual-and-had-sex-with-her-dad-mariella-frostrup
( vladimir, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 18:50, archived)

News to me that Mariella Frostrup was a dad.
Congrats, I suppose.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:10, archived)

pfft

( vladimir, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:18, archived)

Looks like I'm going to be buying a van.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:11, archived)

I was going to buy one too
But I can't find a 100-quid shitter, so I might as well buy a hearse.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:16, archived)

hth
www.bathroomsandshowersdirect.co.uk/ideal-standard---push-button-cisterns/ideal-standard---push-button-cisterns/ideal-standard-e718401-space-close-coupled-6-litre-push-button-cistern-white
( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:24, archived)

107 quid
no dice
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:25, archived)

yeah, you'd expect some fuzzy dice with it for that price

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:42, archived)

Having your own ECTO-1 would be great.
But I'll probably wind up with a Berlingo, or some such, as the family car.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:24, archived)

Is your life really so shit that you feel ok owning a Berlingo?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:26, archived)

they drive horrible and the seat fucked my back

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:27, archived)

Three kids, so the "van pretending to be a car" option is looking like the best choice.
I currently drive a Modus, I'm not particularly aspirational where cars are concerned.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:33, archived)

partner teepee is better and the kids can call it a teehee

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:37, archived)

Thanks, mongy.
I'll have to track one down. Test driving the Berlingo, later in the week, and looking to get one that's been used on the notability scheme - ought to get a similar deal on the Tepee, as they're both essentially invalid carriages.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:42, archived)

nice low millage on former spazz wagons, don't bother trying to haggle much tho the car yards are bare bones these days

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:16, archived)

Had a comically low mileage Focus Estate off the motability scheme, but it wouldn't take 3 child seats, so we traded it in for a Multipla.
I miss the space that had, but it was a target for prangs, being wider than everything else on the road. Berlingo or similar looks like a good compromise.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 18:07, archived)

I'll weld some seats into my dad's transit and you can have that for £2000

( $$ ✅, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:03, archived)

yeah and I might sell my fishing gear

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:18, archived)

this is becoming frightening
( vladimir, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:18, archived)

will you just sit in your bivvy by the lake
talking to the fish instead?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:27, archived)

I'll give up the hobby completely and do volunteer work, lol

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:29, archived)

Cars are dull.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:18, archived)

with you being the resident expert on dullness, i guess i'll have to take your word for it

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:21, archived)

hahah hahaha hah hahah hahahahaahahahahaha

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:27, archived)

zing

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:30, archived)

yeah, and i might sell my... uhh i dunno, what's my thing?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:20, archived)

game consoles?

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:22, archived)

oh yeah, ok
anyone want to buy a sega master system mark 1 with alex kidd built in?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:25, archived)

Is it Miracle World
or the other one that was shit?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:26, archived)

pretty sure it's miracle world

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:32, archived)

it will be, yeah

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:56, archived)

Sex and the City DVD box set?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:24, archived)

he's deffo a Carrie

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:26, archived)

dunno who that is soz
I think he's the brunette one who's only there for the sympathy vote
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:28, archived)

you are such a Erm.. I only know the horse ones name, but the Ginger yeah, ouch

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:31, archived)

If I remember right, my ranking of the SatC girls was
ginger one, Jewish one, mannequin, horse.

Yay, shag lists. I do hope they're no longer a thing.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:36, archived)

ain't one a lezza tho

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:38, archived)

No idea, not really an avid viewer of the programme.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:44, archived)

bbc news quiz

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:31, archived)

surely your thing is your rapier wit and sense of optimism

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:46, archived)

i might sell my... beard?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:43, archived)

I'd buy that for a dollar!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:45, archived)

it'd fetch a much prettier penny than that, sunshine

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:58, archived)

my ass

( $$ ✅, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:00, archived)

awww, what will everyone have a ride on in the summer then down at the beach

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:08, archived)

fucking hell, no one wanted to talk about ghostbusters
end of days
( vladimir, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 17:05, archived)

i didn't see either of the posts
sorry vladdles. what's your take on the lady 'busters thing?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 17:33, archived)

ambivalent
worst case scenario: spooks and the city
( vladimir, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 17:47, archived)

bit racist

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 17:50, archived)

yeah i just don't think we need any new ghostbusters films, with either gender

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 18:42, archived)

well, two hats is on holiday
and since he accounts for about 50% of the posts each week, we're going to need some filler.

what's the most inconsequential guff that you can think of?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 11:03, archived)

I have just been to the see the midwife
what a completely mind numbingly boring expeience that was. And no matter how many times i asked they wouldn't feel my belly - you know just so that i felt like i was taking part.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 11:06, archived)

I don't know, it takes a special kind of inconsequential guffer to come up with something like wubba lubba dub dub

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 11:08, archived)

wubba lubba dub dub!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 11:12, archived)

even more so when it was just parroted from an animated tv show that isn't popular enough to be recognisable

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 11:15, archived)

i like 'inconsequential guffer' though

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 11:16, archived)

can you change his sig to that for him?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 11:22, archived)

who, two hats?
and i can only change usernames, i think

hold on, lemme check
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 11:23, archived)

yeah, just usernames and passwords

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 11:24, archived)

bird toe arrangements
you've got your basic anisodactyl arrangement as seen in song birds etc, that's three toes pointing forwards and one pointing backwards. then there's zygodactyl seen in some owls, that's two pointing forwards and two pointing backwards. swifts can turn all their toes forward for hanging off cliffs. most interestingly ospreys can angle their toes to go from anisodactyl to zygodactyl when hunting fish. i could go on.
( sock more tea vicar?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 11:52, archived)

MORNHOLES

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:02, archived)

bumning, h

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:13, archived)

alright modolith

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:14, archived)

yer. monday though, innit. tsk.

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:37, archived)

stand in front of a mirror and say 'today is my day. It's the beginning of another opportunity'

( $$ ✅, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:47, archived)

i did that but the mirror reversed it :(

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:56, archived)

Someone used the following motivation quote in a meeting last week:
"It's better to live one day as a lion than a hundred years as a lamb."
I Googled it and it turns out it was said by a Mafia boss. Nice.
( $$ ✅, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:01, archived)

I'm not convinced the life of a lion is that good anyway

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:08, archived)

they have a chocolate bar named after them
must get royalties for that
( $$ ✅, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:11, archived)

nah, the original lion took a one off payment of just £200 thinking they would never take off the way they did

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:19, archived)

:(

( $$ ✅, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:21, archived)

Lions are lazy motherfuckers, so that's kind of appealing,
but lambs always seem happy.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:13, archived)

i'm not a hundred percent sure
but that sounds like a load of shit
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:37, archived)

totally, using motivational quotes in a meeting is an instant switch off

( $$ ✅, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:04, archived)

hello Mr. Horrible

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:15, archived)

windy

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:18, archived)

it was yeah, not so bad this morning though

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:19, archived)

h

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:23, archived)

meaty

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:36, archived)

h

( $$ ✅, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:23, archived)

scouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:37, archived)

Im being harassed by bream :(

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:31, archived)

rik would be amused

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:37, archived)

I think every bream in the lake is now feeding on my bait, Im gonna have to move

( mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:40, archived)

breams can come true

( $$ ✅, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:50, archived)

what breams may come

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:19, archived)

bream police

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:37, archived)

nightmare on elm street 3: bream warriors

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:47, archived)

stephen king's breamcatcher

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:49, archived)

requiem for a bream

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:50, archived)

morning, hister morrible

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:39, archived)

hipster moribund

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:57, archived)

woah hold on, have I got to work five days this wee?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:40, archived)

yes that's right I said wee

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:41, archived)

Like the Irishman on the magic slide?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:44, archived)

precisely

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:44, archived)

he said wee!
arrest him!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:58, archived)

and I'd say it again given half a chance

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:08, archived)

arrest him again! (if you get half a chance)

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:38, archived)

Alright Mr H
Last midwife appointment this morninf
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:44, archived)

spanishfly fingers foetuses

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:45, archived)

diddled through the abdominal wall

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:46, archived)

Childbirth is disgusting.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:48, archived)

RTPYBO!*
*Remember to put your bins out.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 23:37, archived)

how do you pronounce that?
like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWGn6_EH2gM
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 23:42, archived)

fucking sexy video there

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 23:51, archived)

should i tag it nsfw?

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 23:52, archived)

better ask manolith

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 23:55, archived)

i'll gaz mongy - he'll know

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 0:09, archived)

fuck you

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:34, archived)

bit harsh

( mongychops, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:38, archived)

oh, not you, you're cool xxx :)

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 22:34, archived)

Nice one

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:41, archived)

so, have you been belittled enough into committing suicide yet?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 22:37, archived)

Pfft you call this shit on here belittling?
It's entertainment
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 22:47, archived)

haha, yeah, is there anything anyone could do to convince you to top yourself? haha

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 22:52, archived)

Yeah I am sure that I could apply a monetary value that would help to persuade me.
Make me an offer
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 22:53, archived)

a quid per jibe
all proceeds go to a charity of our choice upon your death
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 22:57, archived)

Fuck the charity

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 23:17, archived)

i heard you do

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 23:21, archived)

NSPCC

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 23:33, archived)

cool

( $$ ✅, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:55, archived)

i just want you to love me

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 22:37, archived)

twenty dollar

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 22:40, archived)

ten dollar

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 22:00, archived)

I hope there's a question along soon otherwise we will be reduced to talking about refuse collection again

( vladimir, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:14, archived)

Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite...
would you like a toasted teacake?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:18, archived)

is it an infinite toasted teacake

( vladimir, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:18, archived)

Nice bit of Red Dwarf there, it's like having Frank back

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:22, archived)

never mind that what's your favourite sicilian historical cheese
www.deliciousitaly.com/sicily-food-wine/historical-sicilian-cheeses
( vladimir, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:23, archived)

Ricotta Salata

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:39, archived)

ignoring the more obscure charms of Tuma Persa, spanishfly selects
an Italian cheese made from the whey part of sheep milk, which is pressed, salted and aged for at least 90 days. It is milky white in colour with firm texture and salty taste. The cheese is often used in salads and ideal for slicing, crumbling and grating.
( vladimir, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:52, archived)

it went brilliantly

( vladimir, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:10, archived)

cheese

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:14, archived)

\o/

( vladimir, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:14, archived)

that's it, it's too difficult

( vladimir, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:24, archived)

fromage with love

( vladimir, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:16, archived)

queso no royale

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:18, archived)

live and let brie

( vladimir, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:16, archived)

goudafinger

( vladimir, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:19, archived)

what went well?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 20:43, archived)

alright the doveston

( vladimir, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:22, archived)

alright

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 19:30, archived)

alright spanishfly

( vladimir, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:22, archived)

Alright vlad

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:22, archived)

I hope you've not been waiting the whole two hours for someone to weaken

( vladimir, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:23, archived)

My F5 key has almost entirely disappeared

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:40, archived)

pfft

( vladimir, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 21:52, archived)

sunday morning
I hope you've all got better things to do than post on here.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 8:03, archived)

i'm going to a car boot sale
might buy some crap taxidermy
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 9:43, archived)

might do some dirty guffs then go back to sleep

( $$ ✅, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 10:32, archived)

Went to watch some nasty musics last night, just riding out the drinks now
watching the F1 later on
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 11:13, archived)

the safety car won yet is getting no credit

( mongychops, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 11:16, archived)

#justiceforsafetycar

( H.B.Mupps, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 11:25, archived)

I think I might be getting a cold

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 11:55, archived)

Off to A&E with you then
say hi to garideb for me while you're there
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 12:09, archived)

I don't know who that is sorry.
Cheers.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 12:27, archived)

Ah fuck it then, stop being such a girl it's only a cold
I recommend whisky
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 12:30, archived)

any particular type?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 12:44, archived)

turps

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 13:04, archived)

can't help you there, you have to try some and find one you like
Personally this is my favourite
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 13:08, archived)

I do not have a sense of smell and that tends to affect my ability to taste things very well.
So i might try some turps instead.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 13:09, archived)

tbh once you make it into a hot toddy, it doesn't really matter what whisky you use
get some High Commissioner or Bells in and save some money

EDIT: Or, if whisky isn't your thing, rum and black is good for a cold getting drunk and sacking off life
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 13:15, archived)

My nan drinks that High Commissioner shit.
Cheers though, now you have me thinking about going and getting a bottle for a little Sunday evening drink
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 13:54, archived)

bottle kid
drink buggery
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 16:33, archived)

morning monster munch

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 12:23, archived)

afternoon, brb

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 13:52, archived)

alright

( mongychops, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 21:39, archived)

in the ghetto
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ox1Tore9nw
( mongychops, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 21:53, archived)

what a clock
mbandf.com/machines/performance-art/melchior/#/intro
( mongychops, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 22:08, archived)

soz ment to post that on /horology

( mongychops, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 23:35, archived)

alright mongy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 23:16, archived)

alright mofs, dead on its arse this place

( mongychops, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 23:18, archived)

lowercase m posse represent

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 23:17, archived)

i aint pressing no other buttons other than m

( mongychops, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 23:19, archived)

yo

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 23:29, archived)

HELLO

( vladimir, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 23:31, archived)

oops sorry :/

( vladimir, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 23:31, archived)

vlad in the hiz

( mongychops, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 23:34, archived)

hello mongy

( vladimir, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 23:36, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhdOHwdjhKs
( mongychops, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 23:45, archived)

^ fuck off back to thugsnet

( mongychops, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 23:50, archived)

alright mladimir

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 23:47, archived)

I'm gutted to have missed this sub-thread.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 7:37, archived)

yeah

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 23:22, archived)

sweet

( mongychops, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 23:52, archived)

mc

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 0:06, archived)

aight

( mongychops, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 0:18, archived)

yeah

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 0:20, archived)

spanishfly is the greatest living b3tan.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:37, archived)

wee and poo

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:40, archived)

poo and wee
lots and lots
for us to see
lots and lots
for us to do
poo and wee
wee and poo
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 12 Apr 2015, 3:52, archived)

I wouldn't know, I ignored him ages ago

( mongychops, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:49, archived)

he should die and give the second greatest a chance to shine

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 19:58, archived)

what about gonzo?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:08, archived)

He's a great digital performance artist.
He should get an arts council grant for his work here.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:36, archived)

is this "things katie hopkins might say"?

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:36, archived)

I can't even

( $$ ✅, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:38, archived)

I don't even know what an spanishfly is.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:55, archived)

turn 360 and walk away, no good will come from learning more

( mongychops, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 21:06, archived)

Spanishfly is a stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 17:38, archived)

no alt?
I don't want to validate him by discussing his stupid fucking cuntyness.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 17:41, archived)

brbrbrbrbrbrb

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 17:56, archived)

mr horriorriorriorriorriorriorrible

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 18:22, archived)

he's too dull to even be a cunt

( mongychops, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 17:42, archived)

Could have done with you saving the day with a national thread

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 17:57, archived)

not enough of us to do the sweepstakes anymore tho

( mongychops, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 18:04, archived)

i knew you could do it

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 17:50, archived)

It was your support that pulled me through

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 17:58, archived)

he should die and give another stupid fucking cunt a chance to shine

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 20:18, archived)

How's your horse doing then?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 16:26, archived)

Pretty good, thanks for asking
She's bopping about with her jacket on in the field (its gone a bit chilly). Apparently the proles are doing some sort of horse race today, barbaric bunch the lot of them.

Regards

Mupps x
( H.B.Mupps, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 16:49, archived)

glue and dog food

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 16:52, archived)

£2500! ching ching!

( $$ ✅, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 16:53, archived)

I don't even own an horse

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 17:10, archived)

grand national is for mug punters

( mongychops, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 17:38, archived)

morning

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 14:56, archived)

what's your fucking problem, man?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 15:02, archived)

bins, mostly
Bins.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 15:17, archived)

What a load of shit
ITS THE BIG GG RACE!! GET YOUR MONEY ON DRUIDS NEPHEW.

PUT YOUR KEBAB FUNDS ON IT YOU FAT FUCKERS I WILL PAY YOU ALL BACK IF YOU LOSE I PROMISE.

Alt: there seems to be something wrong with my keyboard
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 12:05, archived)

You stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 12:25, archived)

I remember mongy doing a grand national thread. not sure if it was last time or the time before
it was really good. yours is terrible.
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 12:52, archived)

I hope he does that again

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 13:34, archived)

The funny thing is
I just got druids nephew in the sweep at the old pub. So if it wins now I can't call you a stupid fucking cunt.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 14:39, archived)

you can
you just need to believe in yourself
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 14:47, archived)