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morning

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 7:36, archived)
whatever

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:07, archived)
yeah mate

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:09, archived)
salut

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:10, archived)
<s>a</s>
hahaha, lol
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:42, archived)
I can't deny it, I've never cleaned behind the fridge.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:46, archived)
UKIP FOR 2015

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:47, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:58, archived)
^ not a real doctor

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:16, archived)

charmander!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:40, archived)
haha, i'm sure my daughter has that on a t-shirt, i though i'd seen it before

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:44, archived)
yeah, people are putting it on all sorts

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:58, archived)
So, the Metro has an article on crudely drawn cocks.
www.metro.co.uk/2015/04/15/this-is-what-happens-when-you-ask-women-to-draw-their-ideal-penis-5151645/
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:52, archived)
up yer bum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:12, archived)
<s>rni</s>

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:15, archived)
<s>fa</s>

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:28, archived)
Penisn

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:16, archived)
alright monmun
it's f*r*i*d*a*y
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:31, archived)
MORNHOLES

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:46, archived)
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:47, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:34, archived)
GUTEN MORGAN

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:38, archived)
guten morgan freeman

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:10, archived)
haha morgan's alive

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:37, archived)
I've just found out that they were filming Patient Zero outside my office on Tuesday.
Gutted to have missed that.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:52, archived)
any tit in it?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:54, archived)
Dunno, but I wouldn't object to Natalie Dormer shedding her clothes.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:00, archived)
She reminds of a posh hateful girl from school
for that reason, I'm out
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:01, archived)
you remind me of the babe,blah blah... oh hahahaha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:02, archived)
i had to google her, has she suffered a stroke? her mouth is on funny

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:01, archived)
i'd never realised that until you pointed it out
that's this morning's cheeky comms room wank ruined
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:08, archived)
just look at her tits instead

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:11, archived)
but that wonky mouth issue will always be there, at the back of your mind, whys it wonky, can't they fix it, is she related to cat dealy and her wonky face too

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:13, archived)
i didn't notice that until I googled her
stop ruining everything :(
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:15, archived)
remember those twins in neighbours where one had a funny mouth?
always spoiled the other one a bit too even though her mouth was ok
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:19, archived)
yeah the twisted mouth one had bigger tits
but the other one was less freaky looking
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:25, archived)
that's the thing, what else is a freak of biology

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:23, archived)
An image search for Cat Deeley looks like it returns three or four different people.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:25, archived)
right thats it i'm calling an ambulance for the poor girl

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:14, archived)
Oh, my...

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:15, archived)
I like a spot of imperfection.
It does make her look as though she's sneering at everything, which is the reaction I tend to expect from women, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:13, archived)
hullo
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this took my ages you better like it
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:05, archived)
what is it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:11, archived)
it's clearly a human male face

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:11, archived)
Boob nostrils!
I'll print it out and stick it on the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:19, archived)
it's not anatomically perfect but should cheer up any visit to the fridge :)

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:26, archived)
its a sailboat

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:15, archived)
you dumb bastard
it's a schooner
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:25, archived)
some sort of new energy drink

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:29, archived)
MAN FACE
boil my brains it's not difficult
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:30, archived)
you're calling your new energy drink 'man face'?
i'm not sure about that
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:51, archived)
i'd buy it

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:54, archived)
you'd pay for your own product?
i don't think you're a very savvy businessman
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:06, archived)
well you only pay tax on profits

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:15, archived)
HAHAHA
that mans face has a willy on it
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:24, archived)
bellend sebastian

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 0:47, archived)
Glans Ferdinand

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Apr 2015, 1:51, archived)
BLURt

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:29, archived)
Kings of Lionel messi

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:33, archived)
The Sexually Curious

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:34, archived)
Stereoprophylactics

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:35, archived)
Coldforeplay

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:37, archived)
Radiogivemehead

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:38, archived)
Nicklebareback

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:38, archived)
Black japs eyed peas

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:39, archived)
My Chemical castration

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:40, archived)
Penis for my Valentine

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:40, archived)
thRUSH

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:41, archived)
The Vinegar Strokes

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:41, archived)
how do you think this is going?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 3:01, archived)
I thought pretty well.
It was amusing for a while. How do YOU think THIS is going?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:16, archived)
how do i think whats going?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:46, archived)
This of course

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:09, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 0:32, archived)
So Farage came across well didn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:27, archived)
SCOATLAAAND

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:28, archived)
Get out

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:43, archived)
STURGEON STURGEON
STURGEOOOOOOOON
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:31, archived)
You are obviously Welsh

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 23:30, archived)
Natalie Bennett looks like Dominic Pinon in drag.
Mocking politicians on the basis of their appearance is neither big nor clever, but Danny Alexander appears to be melting.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:45, archived)
Farage is a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:55, archived)
He's an anti-establishment crusader, standing up for the common man.
° people actually believe this nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:58, archived)
Well I can tell you now most of my students believe this tripe

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 23:30, archived)
dunno what that is soz

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:47, archived)
Farage to Eternity

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:52, archived)
Diamonds Are Farage

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:52, archived)
He did actually say prostrate, didn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:55, archived)
Prostate?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:55, archived)
as in the cancer, not the prone politician

(I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:00, archived)
As in the only word I know that means anything

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:42, archived)
No idea, I didn't watch this evening's debate.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:56, archived)
Farage Eyes Only

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:53, archived)
Jurassic Farage

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:55, archived)
Cameron Up The Khyber

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:55, archived)
one flew over the natalie bennett

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:59, archived)
The Cabin in Leanne Wood

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:06, archived)
The French Lieutenant's Sturgeon

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:22, archived)
Das Vote

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:25, archived)
The Cleggo Movie

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:35, archived)
one milibands tears b.c.

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:36, archived)
Ed Miliband Ways To Die In The West

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:36, archived)
the blair witch project

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:39, archived)
Gordon Brown's From Outer Space

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:47, archived)
dave

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 23:05, archived)
Clegg Dawn

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:39, archived)
The Hunt for Clegg October

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:39, archived)
i remember what you did last parliament

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:45, archived)
man about the house of commons

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:48, archived)
house of lords of the ring

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:50, archived)
The Thatcher In The Rye

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:53, archived)
coalition blues and the deficit of doom

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:59, archived)
Pauline Neville-Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 23:08, archived)
Much Diane Abbott Nothing

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 23:09, archived)

So
well didn't he my face
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:20, archived)
I hope now you have figured out how to do this properly you feel proud of yourself

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 23:29, archived)
what

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 23:33, archived)
You fuck up 9/10 of your strikethroughs

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:31, archived)
Can anyone recommend a good turf?
Must be resistant to bogging and moss.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 15:52, archived)
There's a Swedish brand called 'Turf Uck', you should probably get that.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 16:19, archived)
So has a quick session with the Vax™ completely fucked your patch of grass?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 16:27, archived)
How did you know I had a Vax?
No it was almost entirely ineffective. Still broken glass almost everywhere I look. :/
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 16:58, archived)
I heard that rolling around naked on your lawn is brilliant for making grass grow better.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 17:18, archived)
You do seem to have an obsession with rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 18:01, archived)
why don't you just knit yourself a new lawn?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 18:21, archived)
not enough green wool
good idea though, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 19:23, archived)
yorkshire french egg
t'oeuf
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 16:34, archived)
my milk turf

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 16:36, archived)
'bleeding gums' turfy

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 17:00, archived)
Turfsong

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 20:25, archived)
The Day the Turf Stood Still

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 20:25, archived)
Battlefield Turf

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:50, archived)
This Island Turf

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:51, archived)
The Man From Turf

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:09, archived)
Don't Stop Till You Get A Turf

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:07, archived)
Lawn Slippy

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:52, archived)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 23:09, archived)
astro

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 17:54, archived)
^This

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 20:24, archived)
I heard White Widow is pretty good grass.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 18:04, archived)
gives me a sore throat, that stuff

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 19:24, archived)
so, does anyone really believe that anne robinson had never watched porn?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:06, archived)
If you check out cfakes you can see that she has starred in porn
probably
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:08, archived)
she's clearly a filthy bitch
the way she winks at the end of her shows. disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:12, archived)
I'd probably tap it though to be fair

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:37, archived)
really?
really?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:55, archived)
If she was a bit younger and I was a bit older. definitely. She's a redhead for a start so you know shes going to be a nutter in the sack.

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:08, archived)

i.imgur.com/0wA3EF3.gif
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:07, archived)
haha
EXACTLY like that
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:08, archived)
i'll believe anything, i'm very trusting

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:10, archived)
i believe you

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:16, archived)
I bet she has watched copious amounts of scat porn

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:19, archived)
ski bi di bi di do bap do
do bam do
bada bwi ba ba bada bo
baba ba da bo
bwi ba ba ba do
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:33, archived)
I've never before considered how much porn Anne Robinson may or may not have viewed.
What prompted you to ask her?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:25, archived)
Well, that certainly seemed newsworthy.
Don't women tend to prefer smutty novels, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:38, archived)
women don't watch porn, they're more into knitting and things

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:36, archived)

knithacker.com/html/knithacker/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ben_four.png
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:58, archived)
phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:59, archived)
well, with a name like sock, i'm not surprised you're a wool-fetishist

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:03, archived)
my friend from another limb

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:39, archived)
men like knitting too.
not all men, just real men.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 14:03, archived)
I was almost crying with laughter at certain points in that video. Her reaction is priceless either way.

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:38, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:28, archived)
morning
Checking out of the hotel, this morning, so feel I should pig out at breakfast, in order to get my money's worth. Feeling fat after a big dinner last night, though. Oh, what a dilemma!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 8:16, archived)
up yours, dickface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 8:18, archived)
mmmbop

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 8:19, archived)
You stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 8:25, archived)
I can't be sure, but I get the impression you did not like the link I posted yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 8:30, archived)
If I'm honest
It made me laugh. And then cry at being caught out like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 8:34, archived)
Did you do the konami code?
It has a hidden bonus or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:34, archived)
will there be a 4th junior monster arriving eh eh, did you eh, phwoar

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 8:26, archived)
FUCKLIFT

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 8:31, archived)
mornlift hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 8:37, archived)
FLANBASE!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 8:40, archived)
Gee whizz, thanks for the invites

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 8:39, archived)
just take a bag and slyly fill it up with breakfast items
it'll be disgusting but you'll get your money's worth
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 8:43, archived)
hold the oj

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 8:45, archived)
they couldn't, he was found innocent
#topical
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:15, archived)
is slyly a word? it looks ridiculous.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:40, archived)
YOU look ridiculous

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:15, archived)
have a big ole poo

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 8:53, archived)
this ^
plop like you've never plopped before, and plop like there is no tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:03, archived)
don't forget to steal the towels and take all your complimentary soaps, shampoos and shower hats with you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:19, archived)
is it a buffet or a sit down order your breakfast type?
Either way, steal one of the nice jugs they serve the orange juice out of, it'll be great for big jugs of lemonade and orange in the summer.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:40, archived)
tee hee nice jugs

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:48, archived)
haha, like boobs!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:14, archived)
boo00oooOOOooobs

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:03, archived)
I was sorely tempted to put a sandwich together from the bread, cheese and cold meat available,
but didn't want to seem like the peasant that I actually am. We each ate more breakfast then we actually needed, anyway, and lingered over an extra pot of coffee, then went back to the room and pinched the soaps. I feel like a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:19, archived)
take some poo roll
just in case
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:27, archived)
I could keep a trowel in the car, then make having a poo at the side of each of Great Britain's motorways my new hobby.
Or not.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:29, archived)
Take a shit in the minibar
And draw a cock on each page of the Gideon Bible.

Then complain on Tripadvisor that there was a turd in the fridge and cocks on each page of the Bible.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:30, archived)
No mini bar, just room service.
The nice young girl would have been mortified if I'd taken a shit on her silver salver.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:38, archived)
Still, it would be something to tell the grandkids about.
"You're boring grandad."

"Let me tell you about the time I gave a hotel waitress a Cleveland Steamer…"
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:41, archived)
you can sing the words 'right up the arse, we take it right up the arse' to the theme from Emmerdale

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 8:03, archived)
bumholes, you say?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 8:10, archived)
I'm about to vacuum clean my lawn.
no alt, no question.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:44, archived)
yeah, that seems like something you'd do

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:51, archived)
it's something any responsible citizen would do
if their lawn were covered in broken glass
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 15:43, archived)
Were you trying to grow a wine tree?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 16:14, archived)
Calm down Annie Lennox

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 17:35, archived)
You could be waiting in vein

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 18:01, archived)
that is obviously a euphenism

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 15:16, archived)
YM is a phenism

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 15:40, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6510328
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 17:59, archived)
I hope two hats is having a nice time while this place dies on its arse

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:49, archived)
he's still top of the stats board mind

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:49, archived)
probably should have a Two Hats appreciation day
I'll blow up some balloons and phone around for catering. Is he Jewish? Or has any dietary restrictions?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:52, archived)
he prefers his food to be served in alphabetical order

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:55, archived)
but not, I repeat NOT, restricted in any way

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:56, archived)
does he like to be watched while masticating?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:59, archived)
he insists on being watched

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:02, archived)
i bet he's checking in to see how we're doing without him
ARE YOU HAPPY, TWO HATS? DOES IT AMUSE YOU TO WATCH US STRUGGLE? YOU PRICK
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:32, archived)
I can't believe he could do this to us
god I hate him
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:44, archived)
BUMHOLES
I mean, morning.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 8:16, archived)
morning mr h

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 8:22, archived)
This might make your day:
b3ta.belm.co.uk/TODAY


Clue to a secret: Those who follow the code will get delicious beverages.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 8:30, archived)
blah blah clicking virus

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 8:48, archived)
It's not for you, you grumpy old bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 8:49, archived)
even with the secret code stuff, that was rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 9:54, archived)
Like your facial hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:15, archived)
it is a bit bushy at the moment
since moving into the new place, there isn't a usefully positioned mirror near the sink so i can't trim it as easily and as a result, i leave it much longer between trims
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:21, archived)
You hipsters will shave your neckbeards off soon - it's already going out of fashion Stateside.
Where SoCal leads, you kids follow.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 11:54, archived)
i haven't been clean shaven since i was 18. not going to start now

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:02, archived)
Were you here when I posted this image of cr3 to 4chan?
That was a good day.

b3ta.belm.co.uk/cr3_4ch.png
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:11, archived)
nice
poor cr3. poor, lesbian, cr3
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:13, archived)
Ice Ice Baby will be 25 years old in July.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:15, archived)
arsehol

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 18:32, archived)
fuckin' a

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 8:54, archived)
morning, mr haitch
I think I could get used to posh hotels, once I've stopped letting myself believe that everyone else here is better than me.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:18, archived)

posh hotels b3ta.com/talk
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:22, archived)
Other than worrying that your hair/beard game is stronger than my own,
I take a dim view of nearly everyone here.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:29, archived)
bit rude

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:33, archived)
Im very upset, ban him

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:00, archived)
If you see an old man wearing a navy blue double breasted blazer reading a broadsheet newspaper
and feel intimidated, you're in a hotel that's too posh.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:23, archived)
Half the other guests appear to be elderly Germans.
They probably are better than me.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:25, archived)
start spitting everywhere to show your dominance

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:29, archived)
Mount the females while showing your teeth and staring at the males, daring them to make a move

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:31, archived)

s30.postimg.org/hbdjniupt/hereitcomes.gif
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:34, archived)

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/84237/1279489773/rodsenseless.gif
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 10:39, archived)
where does the Russian premier store his plops?
In his poo tin!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 22:22, archived)
Where does Obama's private army sleep?
In the Baracks!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 22:31, archived)
what does the PM do when he wants to take a photo?
Turns his camera on!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 22:35, archived)
Who prays for the Australian prime minister's legs and feet?
The toe-knee Abbott!
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 22:51, archived)
what does tony call his new zealand counterpart?
my little johnkey
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 23:25, archived)
Why did the French President turn up to work on his first day wearing clogs and smoking a spliff?
Because he thought François Hollande!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 23:55, archived)
that's a good one

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 0:33, archived)
probably as good as it's going to get

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 1:40, archived)
why does the chinese premier seem rude to the queen
because he always waits until wen jiabao
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:57, archived)
i don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:16, archived)
Bath is lovely, thanks for asking.
Having left our kids at home, we're now at the park with someone else's.

I do hope you're being good for manolith?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:10, archived)
ahh the annual birthday bath, happy birthday

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:14, archived)
Might go for a dip in the pool, which is like a bath, and I am pretty smelly.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 17:08, archived)
is the shark still there?

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:22, archived)
I hope you are struttin' your stuff

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:24, archived)
life is so unfulfilling

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:25, archived)
now that's a lie
according to /calendar you're going to a gig
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:28, archived)
i had to pull out of that actually
work commitments
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:30, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:33, archived)
what's the plan for saturday?
are you picking me up on the way to the dentists, or shall I just meet you there?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:34, archived)
I can drive you both

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:34, archived)
cheers scouse

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:36, archived)
my appointment is at 9:50, so i can't get too shitfaced on friday night
i'll meet you outside the primark near by yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:36, archived)
okay
if i'm not outside I'm probably inside buying pants
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:38, archived)
we can probably walk from there, but I'd still appreciate a lift to primark

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:45, archived)
no worries

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:51, archived)
you've got a good head on your shoulders, monmum
how long do YOU think 2 can needs to play GTAV?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:25, archived)

∞
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:28, archived)
he needs to take it back to the shops and grab a copy of Theme Hospital

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:35, archived)
so that's 2 votes for infinity?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:10, archived)
Wife's cousin was done with it in a couple of weeks.
I'll assume he's as capable as a student.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 17:06, archived)
now manolith, just because mongy challenged your modliness earlier doesn't mean you have to start going round banning people.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 18:13, archived)
did he?
and you're always on the cusp of getting banned anyway
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 18:32, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:26, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:27, archived)
Furthest west I've ever been is Shepton Mallet
Actually, it was an abandonned quarry to the west of Shepton Mallet, but that's another story.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:48, archived)
What's in Shepton Mallet
Other than an abandoned quarry and the Showering Pavilion that used to be a concert venue in the 80s for bands such as Dire Straits?

Wondered ever since what a "showering pavilion" was. Is it some West Country thing that's meant to be "Show-ring" because they don't quite get punctuation? Or is it like a Turkish sauna?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:07, archived)
Made my stepdaughter's packed lunch this morning.
So I've earned some brownie points.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:04, archived)
what did you make?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:24, archived)
Ham and cheese sandwich, pasta salad, small bag of chocolate chip cookies and an apple juice box.
Not a lot of effort tbh but it saved someone else from doing it and she was running late.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:29, archived)
You want a food thread? Here's a fucking food thread
I ordered Chinese last night, and I got those chunks of chicken in dough balls. My brother used to call them "brown eaters" when he was a kid because he's a retard, but then again I don't know what they're properly called now.

What's your unique name for a popular food item?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:32, archived)
they are called chicken balls, tricky to remember , as for the other stufff i really don't understand wtfyaboa

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:36, archived)
You know how people call scones "scones" when they're clearly called scones?
It's a bit like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:37, archived)
I bet you pronound 'grass' 'grass' and say 'either' instead of 'either'.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:54, archived)
so what's the correct way then? ee-ther or i-ther?
i don't even know how you could say grass differently, gr-aws, gr-arse, gr-ess?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:04, archived)
i-ther
And the northern way of saying 'grass' is incorrect.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:07, archived)
what's the northern way of saying grass?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:08, archived)
incorrect

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:13, archived)
if anyone wants to do a bit of pikey baiting it's all go in the comments to this story
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/12885155.PICTURED__Abbey_Wood_travellers__site_blaze_can_be_seen_for_miles
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:19, archived)
lol
YOUR ALL SICK TWISTED SCUMBAGS. YOU WANT CHUCKING IN A BIG CONTAINER AND GASSING TO DEATH. EVIL. PURE EVIL!!. I HOPE THIS ALL COME BACK ON YOU LOT. EVERYTHING YOU'VE SAID. I HOPE IT ALL COMES BACK USE. BUT 10 TIMES WORSE. KEEP ON ABOUT KARMA. KARMA IS GOING TO COME RIGHT BACK AROUND AND HURT YOU BADLY. YOU NO GOOD. EVIL. WROTTEN. TWISTED TO THE CORE SERPANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:20, archived)
"wrotten"

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:24, archived)
I want serpants myself

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:26, archived)
why?
no-one would see them under your sertrousers
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:31, archived)
I wondered what sort of backwater fucksville this happened in
Then I saw Canary Wharf in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:24, archived)
OI U DUN NO WAT U R TALKIN ABUOT, I HOPE UR FAMLIZ BURN

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:25, archived)
not sure what angle to take here
which one are you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:34, archived)
i've only just registered, you'll know it's me, shall we be pikeys our anti pikeys, it's a tough call

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:36, archived)
lol, i gave your comment a thumbs up
i'm gary_binbags
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:52, archived)
i guessed and thumbs up it already, looking at other stories on there it seems they have a few regular trolls anyway, let the games begin

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:55, archived)
anything that looks like it's being written by a pikey is getting down voted, yours has been already, lol

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:02, archived)
ooh having a pop at somalians seems popular tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:04, archived)
hahaha, good work

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:07, archived)
they just want tolerance those tinkers, but not for blacks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:11, archived)
i predict us getting b& for lulz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:16, archived)
lol
gary_binbags: You have been banned from leaving comments on this website for a serious breach of our site terms and ignoring previous warnings. Do not attempt to log back into this website.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:26, archived)
hahaha, didn't take long

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:27, archived)
and yet the mods do something

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:54, archived)
they are not as forgiving as you it seems

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:56, archived)
i'm too good to you lot

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:32, archived)
getting modded already

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:26, archived)
I don't think real gypsies would use the term 'modded'. Ur gonna get caught.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:44, archived)
i'm gonna get caught as so as i put on another persona on another story anyway

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:55, archived)
Three wars back we called Sauerkraut "liberty cabbage" and we called liberty cabbage "super slaw" and back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish lunchbox."

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:37, archived)
There's a Polish name of Boleslaw
which is pronounced Boll-eh-suave. And now every time I see "coleslaw" I say it like a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:39, archived)
of course, nobody knew that but you

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:42, archived)
sweet and sour chicken balls in batter
i find they get exponentially more disgusting the more you eat
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:39, archived)
sweet and sour sauce is fucking rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:42, archived)
damn right
and the next day it's pooled into a gelatinous solid in the polystyrene tray, like an essex tart's leftover lip gloss.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:44, archived)
we all know hoisin sauce is the best

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:44, archived)
well, duh

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:46, archived)
plum sauce with crispy duck
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1179690902/soup.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:51, archived)
love it!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:52, archived)
it's from the unofficial challenge 'ducks in abusive relationships with farm yard animals' it was lol

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:54, archived)
I fancy a chinese takeaway
haven't had one this year. I feel like I'm letting down local Chinese businesses who in turn gamble all profits in the casino.
It's like I'm fucking the economy.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:50, archived)
my local chinky is 2 doors down from a ladbrookes, if the back in five minutes sign is up i go in there and tell eric to stop pissing my money on the horses

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:53, archived)
I guess I'm not zany enough to come up with my own names for food items :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:53, archived)
don't worry, the rest of us learned how crushingly dull you are yonks ago

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:06, archived)
AWW SWEET, MY GTA V ARRIVED!
Don't think I'll be spending much time on b3ta for the next few months.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:45, archived)
can you be more specific on the time frame?
i'll ban you for that length of time so you aren't tempted
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:55, archived)
so... *sigh* what's everyone having for lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:08, archived)
you want qftw mate, hth

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:14, archived)
i didn't want to do a foood thread, mongy
but i just won't let this place die
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:18, archived)
It will never die as long as you believe

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:19, archived)

i.imgur.com/q3twHmQ.png
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:26, archived)
don't foget
s13.postimg.org/p0u3gsbhz/lolyeah.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:30, archived)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:38, archived)
Give the dog a reddit face
and it's uncannily accurate
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:40, archived)
i have clicked this

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:41, archived)
Dunno, any recommendations?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:14, archived)
a big yellow raw onion

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:15, archived)
nah, that will cause me all kinds of gastrointestinal problems

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:18, archived)
you can have 40 rennies for afters

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:21, archived)

one is enough
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:33, archived)
probably disappointment, again

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:20, archived)
yeah, i might have a pot noodle too

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:21, archived)
Hey, come on now, remember what Eleanor Roosevelt said:
“A woman is like a tea bag – you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.”
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:23, archived)
I can't really take comfort from this without an equally inspirational picture behind it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:26, archived)
also I think it would work better for me if you could attribute the quotation to marilyn monroe

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:27, archived)
this is the best I can do at short notice
miniaturepaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/shutterstock_19552180-300x227.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:27, archived)
that's... that's beautiful, man

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:28, archived)

thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/old-lady-drinking-tea-23801139.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:30, archived)
She looks parboiled

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:34, archived)

you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water the most important bit is the holes
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:27, archived)

the most important bit is the holes they're cheaper to buy in bulk
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:27, archived)

you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water round ones are cheap for a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:35, archived)
I hope artifus comes back with more egg based anecdotes (yolk tales, if you will)
alt: morning
alt alt: BUMHOLES
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 7:20, archived)
When I was at school there was a sign-in book that you had to fill in if you were late.
Under "Reason for Lateness", some wag once wrote "I like my eggs hard-boiled."

True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 7:25, archived)
alright grry

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:04, archived)
Alright triple-D

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:11, archived)
yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:12, archived)
we all enjoy a bit of eggy cup

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 7:45, archived)
bumholes to you, sir!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 7:52, archived)
mr h

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:04, archived)
fuck off dozers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:13, archived)
morning muppazoid

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:04, archived)
tuesday morning eggchat

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:06, archived)
manners

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:10, archived)
dozz

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:35, archived)
morn

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:17, archived)
hole

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:23, archived)
s

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:35, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:30, archived)
awright tangles

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:36, archived)
top o' the mornin' to ya man o'lith

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:42, archived)
he's my irish cousin

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:20, archived)
i just had an urgent work email come through
the missing cuff link has been found, everyone stand down
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:55, archived)
silver, diamond, gold or football team?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:00, archived)
probably one of those cheap elastic ball ones povos buy from pinks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:02, archived)

pig
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:05, archived)
phew

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:01, archived)
i hope you're okay xxx

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:21, archived)
with the support of my forum friends, i can handle all that life throws at me

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:06, archived)
aneggdotes

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:14, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:21, archived)
morning, everyone
I'm going away for a couple of days, so I'm trusting you all to be on your best behaviour whilst I'm gone.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:19, archived)
bing us back a toblerone please

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:22, archived)
thak you

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:40, archived)
yuore weclome

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:42, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:25, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:27, archived)
what's going on in here?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:31, archived)
quick scarper it's the mod

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:33, archived)
but I ain't even done nuffin

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:40, archived)
you're nicked, son

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:41, archived)
ah wot mate, leave it out it weren't even me wozzit

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:54, archived)
again?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:25, archived)
breakfast oates, anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:29, archived)
i just cracked open an egg with two yolks.
this is a first for me and i just felt i had to share. thanks for reading. x
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 1:51, archived)
This news was worth getting out of bed for
I hope you'll remember us all now that your famous
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 7:10, archived)
I'm at work.
You're a nob.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 23:04, archived)
I'm off to bed
have fun
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 23:12, archived)
spose.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 23:19, archived)
my money works for me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 23:46, archived)
poo wee arse tits

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:57, archived)
pizza

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 22:03, archived)
SHITE IN MA MOOTH!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 22:18, archived)
BOAB COYLE!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 22:35, archived)
pricey extras at the ritz

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 22:35, archived)
bums drawers bras farts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 22:36, archived)
yiz are all a bunch of tarts

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 22:46, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 22:37, archived)
knobs and piss and poo

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 22:54, archived)
But every night, the men would come around,
and lay their money down.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 23:17, archived)

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