I've said it before, I'll say it again, me and you should be on a salary to post here(, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 22:56, archived)
might go to bed, busy day tomorrow, got to empty the bedroom before the decorators come backall my stuff's in the wrong room, it's doing my swede in
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that's totally sexist, you should try to be more inclusive, start celebrating diversity(, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 23:02, archived)
I've had a horrible day. After the John Lewis delivery fiasco I decided to tidy up the garage and went to the nearest shop that looked like it might sell cheap storage boxes.It was called B&M and it was awful and they played third rate Christmas Music and tried to sell me bottles of Champerignon and everyone in there smelled terrible and had no manners.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 1:10,
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no idea what that says, I'll just assume it was brb admitting to being a child rapist(, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 22:46, archived)
They are a menace(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 5 Dec 2015, 20:24,
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How do you know?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 5 Dec 2015, 20:30,
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I just went and had a look but had to donate 750 quid to wiki to find out, worth it tho, sick (
mongychops, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 20:36,
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I love how the internet's gone from being a tool for exchanging information into a marketing goon's excuse to roll everything for a buck(, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 20:38, archived)
Timothy Brooke Taylor must be gutted how his internet turned out (
mongychops, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 20:40,
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imagine ejaculating over Tim Brooke Taylor's breasts, doesn't bear thinking about does it(, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 20:48, archived)
oopswww.spring.org.uk/2009/05/why-thought-suppression-is-counter-productive.php
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vladimir, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 20:51,
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CUNTING WEBSHITES THAT DO A POPOVER WHEN YOU GO TO CLOSE THE CUNTING TAB FUCK FUCK FUCK THAT MAKES ME SO CUNTING FUCKING ANGRY FUCKING HELL CUNTING FUCK OFF CUNT BASTARD SHITFUCKERS(, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 20:53, archived)
imma write some fucking greasemonkey script shit to stop that happening, drives me up the fucking wall that does(, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:00, archived)
I like the fact that the adverts I get are for rolex and patek watches, I must admit it stops me reading the shit articles (
mongychops, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 20:53,
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I've got all that marketing shit blocked, I fucking hate the internet(, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 20:56, archived)
That's twice now(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 5 Dec 2015, 20:37,
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Hey hoThem that complains the most
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 20:52,
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Evening all.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 5 Dec 2015, 19:10,
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you're not AEthelfrithare you sure you have the privilege to start threads here?
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brb shitting dahlias, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 19:27,
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he's actually a real person!en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%86thelfrith
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vladimir, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 19:42,
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Supermatt is a child rapist you say?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 5 Dec 2015, 20:01,
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Do what I want mush (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 5 Dec 2015, 19:57,
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I can't imagine the internet getting any better than this right now(, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 13:52, archived)
might do a shit in the bog and leave it to fester for a couple of hours /ac
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$$ ✅, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 14:04,
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spose soGot any fondant fancies?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 14:09,
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haha, fucking "recipes", who the fuck uses fucking "recipes" when you can buy it ready made from Asda(, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 14:11, archived)
what are you babbling on about now?I just want something from Mr Kipling.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 14:28,
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someone on facebook was asking for recipes, thought I'd reply here, hope that's ok with the board police(, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 14:31, archived)
post what you like matenothing bothers me
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 14:36,
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my kids want pizza for dinner, I don't fancy it, its all gonna kick off (
mongychops, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 17:04,
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Neither of them like doners, only chicken shish, I blame their mother (
mongychops, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 17:27,
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yellow ones with brown stripes are the best, the others can fuck off(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 15:24,
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I bet you prefer the pink ones really, you massive frilled Nancy(, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 17:10, archived)
just read those as about kebabs and not mr kipling, now I feel a bit queasy(
vladimir, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 17:42,
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yes AEthelfrith, I think you've hit upon something here(
vladimir, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 17:55,
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pickled chillies dipped in icing sugar, parcels of kebab meat wrapped around glacé cherriesand delicate sponge filled with hot chilli sauce
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All of which is very nicebut shit MARZIPAN? Are you mad? Sorry just got in.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 20:44,
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Fucking John Lewis have ruined mine.They were supposed to deliver the baby car seats yesterday afternoon but decided to deliver them this morning instead.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 9:39,
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Not only have they managed to ruin my lie-in, they've also caused a massive argument with my wife as she woke me up at 8am saying she'd had a text that they were on their way and I needed to stay up until they arrive.I said she should tell them to fuck off which I thought was pretty reasonable, but hormones.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 9:47,
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wow, you married an idiot. bit late to change now if you've already got kids too.(
Zuowan, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 16:13,
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pebble plus m8(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 10:28,
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More useful link than the newsletter.itre.cis.upenn.edu/myl/languagelog/archives/003020.html
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 19:17,
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What the hell is Two Hats doing posting the newsletter??(
Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 19:25,
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he gobbled rob's willy then spat out of the juices into cr3's mouth but I don't know why he posted the link
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$$ ✅, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 19:36,
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I told you that in confidence(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 19:47,
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I'm the calendar, FAQ and newsletter mod(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 19:47,
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Well absolute power corrupts absolutely(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 20:47,
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brown people on telly all look the same, says itv
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 21:36,
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As usual, the Americans did it first and better.www.youtube.com/watch?v=96nWItQPfiI
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 21:52,
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JESUS COCKING CHRIST....IT'S THE NEWSLETTERjelly.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue670/
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:57,
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I see it includes mention of sofas, and the pet shop boys(
vladimir, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 17:10,
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Rob's made a thing that generates clickbait.I imagine us vs th3m are packing up their desks.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 17:10,
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usvsth3m ended ages agoclickbait robot is partially a joke about how I felt running that project. To spell it out - if it's not obvious, it made me feel like a "clickbait robot"
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rob, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 17:16,
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If you'd learned to do it earlier you could've saved yourself some work eh?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 17:28,
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rob, can you make me a mod please? I'd turn this place around in a week(, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 17:30, archived)
it'll rapidly detiorate into a rusty turd in no timestick with Audis
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 18:16,
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I think the Roma Shoprider Traveso is more your style really mongy. The white one will hide scratches well, or you can get the red one if you fance a more sporty look.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 18:36,
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I was gonna save up for a gold mobile phone that are the rolex of mobile phones, but they cost 600 quid (
mongychops, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 18:44,
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Nah I've decided I'm gonna get a windows mobile next year, more practical for a busy professional like me.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 18:54,
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you do right to spell it out Rob, you'll never get anywhere with the subtle approach(
vladimir, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 17:40,
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It's almost like that wank clickbait generator didn't get as much attention as wob was hoping.(, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 17:42, archived)
It's got a mistake in the bit about not having one for 22 weeks.Bit lazy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 18:23,
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ROB DOESN'T MAKE MISTAKES, WINDY PIG(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 18:24,
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I think you'd say usvsth3m was a mistake(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 19:14,
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Fucking hell. If that's the best that 5 months of internet has to offer then it's clearly not just B3TA that's died on its arse(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 18:42,
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Not a chanceEverywhere is busy with fucking Christmas people.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:16,
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I just listened to that for the first time following your recommendation as a trusted ecquaintanceI want you to think about what you've done here for a good long while
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vladimir, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:23,
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woah woah woah, i never said it was a recommendationi like 'ecquaintance' though
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:35,
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I know, I am just highly suggestible, it's a curse really(
vladimir, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:42,
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hey vlad, y'know what's cool?giving me £1000
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 17:55,
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I have no interest in what MONO!'s bumhole is brewing. :-/(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:18,
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i dunno why drinking time should be restricted to within pubswhy not in the office or in the car on the drive home?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:28,
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Wipe clean(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:56,
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mongychops, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:48,
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strapya-world.com/images/medium/250/250-629546_MED.jpg
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mongychops, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:52,
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Dancing on his new sofaI'm glad he's happy
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:56,
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www.ghoofie.com/images/2011/05/Spongebob-Sofa-For-Kids.jpg
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mongychops, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:56,
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he said black leather
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:59,
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stats page is showing fewer than 40 users todayand qftw hasn't reached two pages yet
this place really would be dead on its arse if I stopped posting
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my qftw poo story is one of the most popular things I've ever written(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:44,
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yer, we all know how good you are at talking shit m8t(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:48,
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I'd pay a Polish to build it for me but they're all a bit smelly and low class(, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:48, archived)
some of the birds are fit, well the lap dancers ive seen (
mongychops, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:50,
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as long as there's no razor rash, that shit's fundamentally unpleasant(, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:03, archived)
thisismykea2.s3.amazonaws.com/sites/default/files/designs/8566/3d-template-hemnes-wardrobe-1319556745.png
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vladimir, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:42,
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'Gratz m8(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:50,
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see, now I've got to build itwhich means I need to move my desk but it need to go in that corner where the beanbag is
I might sack it til tomorrow tbh
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Build a sofa?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:00,
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Flat pack sofa. Doesn't make sense (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 15:10,
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you're like the sofa kingsofa king mental, that is!
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 16:13,
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Yeah, some of my best friends are godless sodomites.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:27,
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Then at least he's getting some, you sexless husk.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:15,
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so my PC wardrobe mashup is coming along nicely, been doing the work on my lunch breaksI'd rather have stuck with my nice big £500 desk though.
Children are cunts
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MONO!, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:16,
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Takes what?His weekly shopping delivery from Tesco? M1 northbound traffic? 2Can's probing finger?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:20,
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Wait, do you mean you wished dozer was dead as well as frisbee, or dozer also wished he was dead?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:29,
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Sorry, you're right, I've had a fucking shocker here. What I meant was;Wait, do you mean you hoped dozer was dead as well as frisbee, or dozer also hoped frisbee was dead?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:32,
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he hoped they were both dead(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:41,
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Wasn't clear though, was it(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:46,
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Some of my colleagues are all smug about how they've done all of their Christmas shopping already. BallbagsAre you a smug ballbag?
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Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:42,
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I've done all my christmas shopping, if that counts(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:43,
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I bet you get excited about Christmas in November, too(
Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:44,
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yeah, I'm as giddy as a queer stuff full of poppers(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:45,
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i'm going to make a list of things you don't like.so far today i have live music, food, this list, garlic and at least 99% of all rap music, but I'm expecting it to stretch to 99% of all known things by the end of next week.
can i add christmas? just say the word.
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Zuowan, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:49,
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but that list is already wrongI never said I don't like live music.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:53,
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and I don't not like food either, I'm just apathetic about most flavoursI mean really Zuowan, try and fucking read the links you're pasting here.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:55,
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in fact, the only thing you can put on your list of things I don't likeis this list.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:57,
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I'm not a fucking werewolfand that's smart, coming from some prick who calls himself vladimir
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:07,
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now I've youtubed it, you can add Silver Bullets to the listit sounds like the kersal fucking massive.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:11,
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oh no, I'm a big fan of musicwhich that auditory bollocks clearly fucking wasn't.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:15,
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I mean, can I expand this to all hip house? All rap music?(
Zuowan, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:17,
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I haven't listened to all rap music, so I'd hedge and say I don't like 99% of it(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:30,
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i've only heard 20 seconds to comply, but happy to check out some more(
Zuowan, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:08,
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I'm in this thread, so I'm going to guess "no"(
Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:54,
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nowhere is safe, scouse(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:56,
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You deleted my reply you bastard(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:46,
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That's because I mistakenly posted it as a reply to the last threadBut I intended it to be a new thread because i didn't like the last one. Didn't mean to delete it, soz
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Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:53,
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We've established that you're a miserable cunt.Frank's a ballbag, but he can't see that he has anything to be smug about.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:49,
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Just because I hate everyone, everything and everywheredoesn't make me a miserable cunt
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:52,
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How about *loveable grump"?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:56,
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cuddly curmudgeon(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:58,
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Aw! I'll bet it's adorable when one of the kids pops a paper hat on your head during Christmas dinner!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:01,
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Truthfully, I've yet to find a paper hat that fitsEvery year they say "put it on, you miserable swine". I say "it won't fit, it'll just rip". They go on and on and on, so I put it on....and it rips.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:03,
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I have a big head, too.We're a silently oppressed minority, you and I.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:04,
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So this is what it sounds like when doves cry :((
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:11,
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ok, is that short for devastated?just need to know because if it is, you're obviously getting stepped
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:57,
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I don't think you can be any more autistic than you are right now.(
Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:02,
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Every year, I swear I'm going to do my Christmas shopping in October, avoid the last minute panic.I never do, though.
In a sane world, only children would receive Christmas presents. Likewise for birthdays.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:47,
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My problem at this time of yearIs people saying "what do the boys want for christmas?"
What I want to say is "well it depends on how much you were planning on spending" but I somehow feel this might come across as ungrateful or rude.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:55,
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I think it's okay to ask what their budget is.Otherwise, I'd be telling everyone my boys want an XBox.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:57,
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You're right, of coursebut I know some very sensitive people
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:59,
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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING SENSITIVE??(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:00,
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By sensitive, do you mean poor?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:02,
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i will do it around the 15th, on amazon, largely from wishlists, in about 20 minutes, as always.(
Zuowan, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:50,
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sofa, so good, ha ha, kill me(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:56,
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this went down better than expected(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:07,
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I get all you background noise types mixed up, are you the paedophile one or just another dull one?(, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:58, archived)
I saw "Frisbee fucks kids" written on the wall of a public lavatory yesterday. So yeah.
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I only get presents for childrenand they're young enough to be happy with fire-engines etc from the supermarket, so all done
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fuscous, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:56,
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You can get fire engines from the supermarket?Cool. I'd love to drive home with the blue lights on, scattering all before me!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:00,
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Ah, it was only a wooden, made in China jobNo blue lights or running traffic lights, except in Tommy's imagination maybe
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fuscous, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:06,
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We're not limited to just one paedophile. There are plenty of sexy kids to go around.
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Christmas shopping is not my job(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:57,
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It's a leisure activity!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:03,
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But no, I've not done any Christmas shopping. I need suggestions for a present for ladypig, and my brother, and my dad.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:08,
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How about a frisbee?Two Hats loves his. And so did Manolith
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Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:11,
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What are they then?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:20,
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get them fagseveryone loves smoking
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:15,
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I've invented, degined and prototyped something for my wife. So she will get both the item and the intellectual property rights as a gift.
I think that's really romantic but she will probably be pissed off she didn't the perfume she asked for.
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I never my wife the perfume she asks for.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:15,
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my projects never get past the degin phase.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 14:30,
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what's an "IPS" monitor, is that good or bad?alt: what's a good laptop that isn't fucking Apple
alt alt: dr who is shit
(, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:05, archived)
I don't know what an IPS monitor is and I don't fucking careNo point recommending a laptop because you'll just say "oh yeah, I should get one with a shit spec, you fucking fat cunt"
You're right about Dr Who though.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:15,
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I'm not sure why you let him upset you so much.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:16,
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they used to be an item(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:17,
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you can't go back(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:23,
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If you work giving out cameras and audio recording equipment at Portsmouth university,I PATested a bunch of your gear a couple of years ago.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:35,
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is he at Portsmouth?I thought it was some dead end community centre like the University of surrey
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:56,
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I thought that is where he lived.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:00,
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HE'S AT THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:02,
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hah, what a small worlddon't suppose you remember who you dealt with from here?
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:04,
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Nope. I wasn't lead on that job, so I didn't really speak to anyone, just did my pile of leads and chargers and lights and stuff and fucked off at 2 o'clock everyday.
I hated PATesting. Hilariously, autocorrect changes that to Palestine
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:07,
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fair enough, i was just hoping you had run into my mad boss at some pointpat testing is a cunt of a job. i used to have to do it at the college i worked at. i don't even tell people i'm pat qualified now as i'd rather not have to do it
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:09,
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I may have done, all those jobs sort of meld in to one after a few months of testing. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:13,
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are you in the Eldon Building then?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:43,
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BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING PRICK, THAT'S WHYI'm fucking furious
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:20,
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Well, he's not really, he just pretends like he's a prick for "comic effect"The real prick here is Mono.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:22,
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haha, yeah. 'the' like there's only one. good one.(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:25,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:28,
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Do you reckon you could upset most people?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:35,
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I don't know, if someone chooses to be upset by me then I suppose anything I do or say could be construed as annoying, there's no objective definition for what is and isn't annoying is there(, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:37, archived)
Yes there is.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:37,
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Oh no it isn't (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:40,
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www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/fender-custom-shop-think-outside-the-box-with-cardboard-stratocaster-guitar-631610
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:52,
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Why Linkin park thoughHe barely played the damn thing
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:58,
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so ... all that horseshit about "carefully selected tonewoods", that's all bullshit?well I never
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I knowturns out that all this time they could've just been using paper. Who knew.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:02,
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maple, basswood, mahogany, alder and ash are used for one very good reasonthey're fucking cheap
if alder wasn't going into Fender Custom Shop £5000 Strats then it'd be used for broom handles
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a controversial view? that's not like you(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:17,
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Have you ever watched any of Rob Chapman's videos?I had to stop after a while. I like Lee Anderton, but Rob Chapman is the worst kind of pretentious wanker guitarist. I just can't bear him anymore.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:33,
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yeah, he's a wankerand for fuck's sake, if you're demoing a Telecaster then switch the cunting distortion off and let me hear the cunting pickups you cunt
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I knowI spoke to a guy in Andertons about Chapman's guitar range. The guy blinked and said "they're good if you like that sort of thing"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:46,
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you might be right, we may never know(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:37,
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why would you care about the quality of a children's television programme?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:17,
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i wouldn't know about that sort of thing, working class aint i (
mongychops, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:18,
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aren't there about 10 different classes now or sutin?www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22007058
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:26,
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Most of us are in the Special Needs class, I expect.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:29,
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dunno, infact i might be below working class as i don't work(
mongychops, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:31,
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does this sound accurate?a small, distinctive new class group which is prosperous but scores low for social and cultural capital. Distinguished by its social isolation and cultural apathy
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:34,
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then you're 'technical middle class'congratulations!
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:04,
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shit, does that mean I have to care about white goods now, I really don't think I can (
mongychops, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:14,
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nobody has to do that, manthese wankers do it for fun
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:16,
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just keep believing in David Cameron's Big Society and everything will work out okyou'll be upper middle class in no time
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i'm happy enough being poor and lower class, as long as i can keep collecting and dealing watches and winning money in casinos (
mongychops, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:58,
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i am scum according to this as I have a Chinese salary and listen to music made by black people sometimesgood job it's a load of wank
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Zuowan, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:46,
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International Protection Scale.If you have an IPS monitor, paedos won't be able to reach down the intertubes and touch your willy.
You probably don't want one.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:19,
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IPS (In-plane switching) is a screen technology for liquid crystal displays (LCDs). It was designed to solve the main limitations of the twisted nematic field effect (TN) matrix LCDs in the late 1980s.These limitations included strong viewing angle dependence and low-quality colour reproduction. In-plane switching involves arranging and switching the orientation of the molecules of the liquid crystal (LC) layer between the glass substrates. This
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:23,
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You know what, fuck you.All monitors are shit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:37,
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India Pale Shandya drink for limp wristed effeminate nancy boys who like cilla black and disco music
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:26,
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Oh, so I copy paste Wikipedia to help and you give this fat bald mess all the credit.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:36,
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i.imgur.com/QeINbrp.jpg
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:30,
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only 130,063 posts to go until we hit 8 million(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:44,
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I wonder how long it would take to count all that way if we took it in turns(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:45,
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this is going better than i expected(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:51,
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11i definitely didn't delete anything
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:19,
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12 kinda rhymes with delve(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:22,
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Fuck this.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:26,
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130,063well done everyone, it took a while but we got there in the end
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:27,
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nobody likes a quitter, you knowexcept me. I love quitters.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:27,
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13I'm not scared of this number
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:45,
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Dr Who is a kids program and men in their 40s who watch it are paedophiles /ac
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$$ ✅, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:49,
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There is a huge adult following. It's a bit worrying.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:59,
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I bought one of these, it's great*store.hp.com/UKStore/Merch/Product.aspx?id=P0R94EA&opt=ABU&sel=NTB
* If you wipe the HD & install Linux Mint 17.3
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fuscous, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:25,
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are you green with it?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:28,
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Green? Super green?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:31,
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it's because the laptop was called 'Envy'You know what, forget it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:34,
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No one else but you clicked the link.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:35,
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I SAID FORGET ITPresumably prosaic clicked it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:40,
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Well, he posted the link yeah, why would he click it after he posted it?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:41,
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THE EXPRESSION "GREEN WITH ENVY" IS VERY COMMON(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:43,
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Well yeah, it is, but that's not what we're talking about is it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:45,
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OK, I get it nowEnvy, green, very good
To be honest I'd forgotten they called it that
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fuscous, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:44,
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yeah but the audio processing software for Linux is just one big shitty soiled nappy full of senile pensioner diarrhoea(, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:34, archived)
Ah well, I'm a programmer so sox & alsa are fine for meEdit: you could always leave win10 on it, though it wasn't for me
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fuscous, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:42,
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Get an Atari ST.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:44,
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you ought to leave that sort of thing to frank and david trousers(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:31,
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You idiot(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:32,
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There's a chat about gun ownership in the US.It's depressing as fuck.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 13:36,
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omg i did it, 7/7, i've never been so happywww.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34996025
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:03,
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4 here.The White Album one was a guess because for some reason people get a right boner over early pressings of that.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:08,
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i've got a numbered version of iti think it's over 100,000 though, so it's probably worth shit
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:11,
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there's still time to bid on Ringo's copyb3ta.com/talk/7869729
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:13,
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i prefer my copy, it has the name 'wayne' inscribed on the coverand it skips/loops on wild honey pie indefinitely
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:17,
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I've got a copy of Patti Smith's Easter with what appears to be blood on the inner sleeve.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:29,
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Alright, no need to get a hard on over it(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:07,
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you can't stop me(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:09,
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I'll give it a bloody good go(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:12,
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Honey Pie You scored 4 out of 7(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:12,
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What the hell is Drake?3/7, and I'm rather angry about Bournemouth's attitude toward rough sleepers.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:17,
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yeah me too, they should be doing something much more torturous (
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:21,
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That's what I thought.I'm sure an album of quacking is a big hit with da yoof.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:30,
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"It's like what goes around goes around innit?"Thank you, Mr Road digger. Profound words indeed.
What gems of folk wisdom have you heard from the working classes today?
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i know you have to pretend you can't see this but i just wanted you to know that this really made me laugh(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:17,
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Who said that?*looks around in a wildly exaggerated fashion*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:18,
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www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Baby-Harness-Light-Up-Talking-19-Inch-Spinner-Satan-/361425014286?hash=item54269c0e0e:g:sTQAAOSwdsFUNLpS
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I've managed to avoid any contact with the lower echelons of society so farother than here, obviously
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i.imgur.com/NBy9b0K.gif
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:48,
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"Don't fuck 'em in the other hole; that's how they get pregnant!"chuckled the last taxi driver I spoke to.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:42,
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where do live albums fit into your recorded sound is better than live sound?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:50,
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I'll tolerate them if it's the only way you can hear a band playing a track that's not recorded elsewherebut a live CD is the worst of both worlds. You still get sub-par audio quality, and you lack all the good things that make going to a gig worthwhile in the first place. They're little more than an audio postcard saying "I was there", really.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:52,
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right, because bands never overdub live recordings until the only actual live thing is the sound of the audience (, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:53, archived)
yeah but that's "live" not live, innit.I mean, Type O Negative's "Origin of the Faeces" EP is a completely fake live album, but it's still a laugh for the sound of the band getting bottled by an angry audience even if it never really happened.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:58,
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did they loop the sound of the crowd cheering at the end?Deep Purple did, after they'd gone shit
youtu.be/go1H3uHdZ3k?t=2699
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that's just the background hiss you get when listening to vinyl, isn't it?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:02,
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What about if you bought the John otway CD that won you the chance to have him play in your living room? www.johnotway.com/failure.html
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:10,
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not advised if you've got a glass coffee table(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:14,
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I'm not even sure I've heard a second John otway song other than Really Free(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:19,
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That depends though doesn't it?Something like stop making sense had the individual tracks recorded then was mixed afterwards. It was still live, but not mixed in real time.
And the live version of This Must Be the Place is much better with the dirty oscillators in the synths.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:33,
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I don't know of any live albums recorded since the 1960s that were mixed in real time(, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:34, archived)
Well for a while in the early 2000's you could buy the gig you'd just been at on CDR at the merch stall about 15 minutes after the gig so that's clearly not true.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:36,
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well it is true because I don't know of any albums recorded that way(, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:40, archived)
I'm far too awkward to speak to any of them(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:45,
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Shame on a digger who try to rungame on a digger!
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:48,
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I'm sorry, I'm really not sure where that came from. :-/(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:10,
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I think I am working class.How are we defining it, now?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:54,
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I anchor my cupboards to the wall.Learnt by lesson after the fish got killed.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:57,
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You crazy fool!In retrospect, I should be thankful that my eldest wasn't crushed by the falling cupboard - he's far too big to be flushed down the lav.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:38,
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That is brilliant (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:14,
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by washing machine brands and preferred grocer(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:56,
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This doesn't bode well.Where in the scale does Bosch/Tesco put me?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:01,
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I'd say that's working classany cash-in-hand tradesman can afford a Bosch, but you're never going to admit to serving Tesco cheese at a dinner party, are you.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:04,
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But it says "Finest" on the pack.That ought to impress, surely?
To tell the truth, a lot of our shopping comes from Aldi and Costco, too. I hope this doesn't break the scale.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:42,
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my Dad asked me a question last week, pre-empted with "this is the sort of shit only middle class people know"."What was the name of the first dog in space?"
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:00,
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Laika?? I barely knew 'er!hahaha middle class
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:04,
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I guess in theory I am working class.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:06,
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you're PURE class, m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:08,
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It's weird, cos the missus is right posh, and most of my friends all went to art school and other toss and live in fancy houses,I even own a fancy house by the river in central Oxford, and yet I'm spending my working life with 4 blokes that think shopping anywhere nicer than tesco makes you a posh wanker. The shit I get over the horse and the land rover is incredible.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:12,
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For the love of goddon't tell them about the tiny dog.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:13,
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I made the mistake of reading The Guardian one tea-break when I was a labourerI didn't live that one down for the next three months until I went back to university to get a proper education unlike those scrofulous oiks.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:14,
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Yeah, I just read the paper on my phone and don't mention what it is to them. They're all daily mail.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:16,
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Right wing views asideI'd say the Mail is a marginally more sophisticated read than any of the red tops.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:17,
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Oh, well I'm glad I'm surrounded by the sophisticated facists(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:20,
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That's the spirit!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:21,
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At least they haven't put any Christmas decorations yet(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:22,
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quiteI have no objection to people liking christmas, enjoying all the pointless trappings, etc. I just resent the fact that I'm a "miserable cunt" for not wanting to do it myself.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:25,
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You miserable cunt, 2Hats.Have a mince pie and give us a snog under the mistletoe.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:45,
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Now that's something we can ALL enjoy*sprays gold spot*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:46,
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HahaOk, that was quite good
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:04,
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That raised a chuckle(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:32,
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How the fuck did you afford a house in central Oxford? Have you got some juicy dirt on a number of high-profile Establishment figures or something?Or did you just buy it years ago before the housing market went thermonuclear?
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:24,
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He bought it in the 16th century(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:25,
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Jog on stinky(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:32,
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Bought it 5 years ago.Had a fairly good deposit and bought a house that needed a complete rebuild inside.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:32,
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Did you perform a full case mod with water cooling and blue LED strip lighting?(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 12:00,
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I think the big problem I have with the working class blokes up here (not all of them to be fair, but enough)Is that they think it's OK to voice their crass and frankly horrible thoughts. We've all seen a pretty girl and thought, "she is very pretty" but you either keep it to yourself or maybe speak to her and find out if she fancies a drink. What they seem to think is acceptable is, and often within earshot, say "phwoarr, I'd love to give her a fucking going over, bet she's a right slut"
I won't walk around college with them anymore, I can't cope.
They do the same with blokes "look at this snobby looking wanker, bet he loves a bit of cock" it's embarrassing.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:38,
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Yeah, it's horrible (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:42,
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About a million years ago I worked at a carpet shopA pretty chavvy looking couple came in with a little kid (probably about 5 or 6) and bought a carpet for the little ones bedroom. For whatever reason, the kid was really pleased that it was his and he was really excited about getting it fitted. His dad said, loud and proud "Alright, no need to get a hard on over it"
I couldn't even.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:43,
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They are horrible aren't they?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:48,
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they arethe harsh pompey accent pisses me off too. Where did they learn to speak like that, and why do they think it's ok? You can't understand a single word some of them say. It's sounds like a cockney stroke victim.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:49,
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At least living where I do, I don't see much of these types outside of the workshop.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:51,
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back in my home town many years ago I heard a mother utter the immortal phrase"fuckin shut it Shelby or I'll break yer fuckin legs"
to a four year old
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TBF, four-year-olds *can* be pretty trying.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:56,
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That's actually just brilliant, top dadding there I reckon.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:55,
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a woman in the office put decorations around her booth yesterdayWhen someone said "bit early innit?" he was shouted down with the usual "BAH HUMBUG" and "SCROOGE" type comments. I'm worried I might kill this woman before the new year.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:08,
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"I made it myself"(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:16,
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You'll finally have somewhere to sleep!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 8:59,
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well no, because Momo doesn't go in the lounge, he's in the spare room(, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:03, archived)
where did this sudden passion for home decorating come from?are you lawrence llewelyn-bowen or something?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:02,
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what colour have you painted the walls then?dysentry brown? British Leyland beige?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:20,
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I wish more over-permed middle class housewives understood this difference when they tell methey're building their new house.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:23,
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[ perfect spot for a 'there' post ](
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:24,
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What do you think of this? I'm not sure if I like it or notpbs.twimg.com/media/CVWBGYwUYAASI-6.jpg:large
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 8:41,
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I suppose the only way I'll know is if I have onethanks SS...you're the best x
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 8:58,
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It might be covered in plops when it arrviesbut a damp cloth will get rid of those
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$$ ✅, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:00,
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that's ok, most of my guitars have had faeces on them at one time or another(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:00,
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We played a show at the weekend, and the guitarist had a frankly shit, but expensive Laney valve amp head thing,But was playing the most horrific cheap yamaha 100 quid piece of shit guitar. Same with the bass player, lovely Ashdown evo3 head, flight cases and so on, but with a nasty off brand Japanese pbass knock off.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 8:45,
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Well it looked fancy with all lights and stuff in it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:28,
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I think I'd rather have a good guitar and a shit amp than the other way round(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 8:59,
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Same here, but not these guys. They were called Iago and they were shit(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:28,
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but live music always sounds shit anywayso what's the problem?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:03,
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b3ta.com/talk/7869652
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:29,
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I like live music, but I don't go to gigs to hear a hi-fidelity version of my favourite songsI mean, I like soup, but I don't think I'd enjoy being in a room with 500 other mugs where we all got spoonfed simultaneously from one massive ladle.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:35,
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You are a stupid joyless wrong idiot stupid wanker joyless wrong dumb idiot wanker.Idiot
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:36,
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this is more about you being snobbish about your bandmate's choice of equipmentthan my opinions on live music.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:46,
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They weren't my band mates.And I think saying live is worse than cd is stupid. It's a different thing entirely. Well, it's both music, but you know what I mean.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:47,
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well they're not going to be your band mates if you openly criticise their choice of equipment, are you(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:06,
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No, but they weren't very good so I wasn't worried about that.Look, I can see where you're coming from with the live vs recorded thing, and if you don't enjoy live concerts, that's fine, but as music tends to be subjective, you can't really just blanket say "that sounds worse" because some people lie it more that way. Most black metal was recored on to a tape from a potato, but it's still brilliant to some people, punk was badly written poorly played toss, but people loved it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:15,
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I'm not saying it's worse, I'm saying it's shit.Shit here can be a synonym for lo-fi, lossy, lacking in subtleties or polish compared to alternative formats. Yeah, some people like that, but my point is that moaning about equipment quality choice is a utterly redundant if it's playing into an old pub filled with nattering people, or a manky gig hall with no soft surfaces anywhere, or a massive arena open to the sky where the sound has to travel 200 years before it meets your ears.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:19,
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But it wasnt an old pub full of nattering old people or an arena.You're making bullshit assumptions about things and being a twat.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:23,
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oh, were you playing a gig in a perfectly-acoustically balanced chamber in front of a mute audience then?You're being a tedious music pseud snob about other musician's choices of instruments, and I'm calling you out on it.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:25,
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But quality of gear does make a difference to quality of sound. You've said that yourself about dodgy old amps. I'm only takingoing umbridge with the word shit. I'm not denying you get a technically better sound off a recording, but it's a fucking wild and stupid leap to say all live music is shit.
And no, it wasn't a perfect venue, but it was a far cry from your description.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:40,
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quality of gear might matter to the gurning musos on the stage playing the damn thingsbut to the people on the floor listening along, who half the time couldn't tell if one of the strings had snapped, it really makes bugger-all difference considering the general quality of sound (i.e shit) that's output in the vast, vast majority of live music situations.
And I never said live music IS shit. That's the key point you and periodolith seem to be so incensed about.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:46,
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haha, you fucking what?get the fuck out. you've gone too far now
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:34,
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can't reallyhe says shit like this all the time. i think he was phineas gage'd at some point in his life
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:41,
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is there anything those blasted teens WON'T do?(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:49,
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yeah, sorry manolitha bunch of sozzled amateurs trying to keep time with each other on a stage in front of a surging crowd after a massive road trip and motorway food played through a worn out speakers in a room built with no acoustic consideration whatsoever will always sound better than a studio-recorded CD mixed by a producer played back through a pair of headphones at a reasonable volume. You're right. Silly me.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:41,
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i don't even know where to begin with thispeople don't watch live bands to get the same experience they would listening to a fucking cd at home. jesus christ. also, are you really suggesting that ALL live music involves watching 'sozzled amateurs'? your statement was that all live music sounds shit and you can't possibly believe that because it's retarded
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:45,
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manolith, it all sounds shitthe audio quality is fucked, the acoustics are wrong, the sound equipment is pretty much always in a next-to-ruined condition and it's all marred by the background noise of a heaving grunting chattering rabble who can't just shut up and listen.
I know why people go to watch live music, and there are many enjoyable aspects of it, but sound quality is not one of them.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:47,
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If you could see some of the rigs and setup and consideration of acoustics, calculating crowds to adjust levels accordingly, that go in to being a sound engineer,You'd shit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:49,
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I have seen themand I've seen the arguments where the concert's engineer nearly battered to death the band's engineer over how it should be all set up to best effect, and it still sounded shit.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:50,
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I'm just going to disagree with you(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:52,
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there's a massive chasm of difference between 'sounding shit' and 'technically inferior to a studio recording'you encrusted bellend
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:56,
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go on then, school me sensaitry and put forth a coherent argument rather than resorting to shamble's tired trope of hurling insults rather than reason.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:59,
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there's been plenty of coherence in what i've said and it's not like reverting to sarcasm is any more sophisticated, is it?it sounds like you don't understand that quality can be measured in terms other than how technically proficient a thing is. in a crowd of ecstatic people in front of a big stage, a massive squeal of feedback can 'sound' amazing.
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:06,
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within the context of what started this discussion, windy pig was moaning about musicians playing cheap instruments through high-end PAsto which I'm saying that doesn't matter, because "live music sounds shit anyway". Now any reasonable adult able to follow a rational train of thought would equate "sounds shit" to be talking about audio quality within the original context that windy pig framed. We're not talking about how it makes people feel inside, or the euphoria of a repetitive beat or the feeling of oneness among hundreds of disparate souls united by a common purpose, but purely and simply because live. music. sounds. shit.
By all means, carry on gibbering like an imbecile because I've clearly offended your delicate tastes, but try and follow a discussion reasonably rather than latching on to an absolutist statement and blowing it out of all proportion. I mean, you work in an institute for higher education; a fragment of critical thinking should have trickled into your brain via osmosis by now.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:12,
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Thing is thoughif you could actually achieve perfect sound reproduction then people wouldn't like the sound of it.
Our brains interpret very accurate sound reproduction as sounding too harsh, it's the imperfections in slew rate and transient response that dull the sound and make it sound appealing, especially in the high volume of a gig. That's why guitarists prefer valve amps, that's why old buzzy farty analogue circuits have more character than all the digital simulations of old synths. Slightly shit amps sound better than perfect ones, that's the way your brain works and there's nothing you can do about it.
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it's why I prefer chain-smoking old harridans on phone sex chat lines.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:20,
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is that why you listen to hip-hop?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:32,
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you fucking hypocritethat was nothing but a strawman argument and a load of hurled insults. you can't make a blanket statement and then pick the parameters of it yourself afterwards. anyway, i have to head in to the aforementioned higher educational establishment now to loan video equipment to the kind of person who wanks in a library. toodle pip, you joyless shitbox
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:18,
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so you'd be happier if a band went on stage and played their songs completely as they were recorded with no variation, no surprisesand maybe instead of a P.A. everyone listened on headphones?
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He's just being an idiot(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:49,
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If a band went on stage and did a unique interpretation of music, that would be greatbut yeah, hearing it through a decent pair of sennheisers mixed by a sound engineer who knew what the fuck he was doing would be preferable to a towering stack of knackered Marshalls with the bass drowning out every nuance of the artist's abilities.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:49,
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so none of your music has distorted or overdriven guitars on it, right?(, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:56, archived)
half of my music was recorded on a poxy tape-based 4-track some point in the early 90sbut I'd still rather hear it though headphones than in an echoey chamber filled with braying accountants and students jostling each other to record the least worst bootleg on their fucking iPad.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:58,
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it was a leading question, your honour(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:16,
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At least someone is talking sense.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:49,
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It had to happen at some pointin a chimps-and-typewriters type way
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:21,
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it looks nice but my Tele is edgebound and that wears a fucking groove in my arm after half an hour of playingget it rounded over and I'll take three
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well, nono, not furious, that's entirely the wrong word you fat fucking idiot
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^joyless shitbox/ac
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 8:58,
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well no, because my old sofa is in the hallway, it's being collected tomorrow morning so today I have two sofas and well, you couldn't actually be more wrong could you
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you've only got two sofas?poor bastard
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:04,
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He's still got his glass coffee table to cheer himself up with.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:09,
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but he doesn't know any women who can squat on it for him(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:15,
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He does have an imaginary parrot though(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:34,
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I've got a MASSIVE beanbag thoughI mean, like eight feet across
that's way better than a sofa
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too far, delete my account pls(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:05,
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lolwell that certainly sounds like something she would say
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:16,
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that was almost as bad as a spanishfly morning thread.(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 8:44,
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not too bad here, three weeks to christmas and it's still t-shirt weather, can't complain (, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:08, archived)
#trendingwww.newsshopper.co.uk/news/14122821.How_Twitter_reacted__Bexleyheath_Broadway_Shopping_Centre_evacuated/
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mongychops, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:36,
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here's my 'trending locally'www.galleonnews.com/2015/12/student-found-pleasuring-himself-in-university-of-portsmouth-library/
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:39,
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I was furiously trying to free my zipper after it got caught(
$$ ✅, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:40,
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motherrefuses to believe daughters undiagnosed health conditions may have made her depressed, blames WiFi for suicide
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:46,
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why did you take so many photos and post them on tumblr though?(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:49,
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were you able to buy some new bumtoys with the sweet sweet profits?(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:57,
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COW FALLS IN DITCH FULL STORY PAGES 2, 3, 4, 5 and FULL-COLOUR COW IN DITCH PULLOUT SECTION(, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:40, archived)
What are you getting at here?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:31,
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How are you machomanmanolith?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:33,
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eh, could be worseand it's F*R*I*D*A*Y innit
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:37,
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Seen this?lol
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:38,
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aye that place has done loads of that kind of promotionalso, who wouldn't take that deal. it's not like a bodyslam is that difficult
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:47,
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Do you think you could pick up and bodyslam the average wrestling fan? Or two hats? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:51,
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yer i reckon at least well enough to get a free sandwich. a scoop slam would count and those are easy(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:13,
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cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1522919/u6dlx.gif
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:18,
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I'd tombstone my nan for free food(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:54,
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i like thisyou should get it on a tshirt
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:21,
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Wonder if my nan would be up for it(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:24,
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that was the fucking joke, manolithjesus christ
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:33,
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Mouseover(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:35,
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yer i get thatbut i've never understood the point of pointing out how shit and rubbish something is by doing it all the live long day
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:35,
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He's like baldmonkey(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:37,
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Morning tango(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:39,
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Hi Windymight buy Ringo's copy of the White Album
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:48,
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The Beatles were shit (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:54,
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well I guess they're not to everyone's taste, but if I just wanted the music I could listen to one of the other copies of this album that I own(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:00,
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you're late, scroll up and catch up on all my interior decor updates(, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:44, archived)
oh I made sure I read all that before I postedno point subscribing to this blog otherwise
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 9:48,
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BEND of QUEER CHEST more like(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:10,
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I just did my morning plop and when I flushed, the khazi started filling up and I thought oh shit I've backed the drains upbut then it just about got shifted
so that worked out ok really
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PhewWell that was a narrow squeak!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:20,
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omg the exact same thing happened to me this morningthat's partly why I was late
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:25,
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it's a little worrying to realise that one's khazi is constantly working at the limit of its plop disposal capacity(, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:39, archived)
Got an email today that was sent to EVERYONE in the companyBlank email, with just the following in the subject field:
plz remvoe me from list
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:07,
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Who was it from? What list? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:11,
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Just some fella who works for the companyWhat list? Who knows. A register probably
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:14,
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Is he a paedophile?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:17,
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I haven't the faintest ideaMaybe I should ask him
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:18,
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make sure you do it as a reply to all(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:26,
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yeah well I had an email from my local MP this morning(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 10:27,
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I don't want a BRB morning thread.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 7:39,
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I suppose you're right. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Dec 2015, 7:56,
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Let me tell you something, pendejo.You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 7:43,
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Once there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school(, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 8:22, archived)
22 years ago22 years....
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 8:23,
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^ shook and lurched all over the church floor(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 8:29,
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so yeah, Syria eh? what's all that about eh?crazy, crazy shit goin down there, telling you
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stopped caring since they decided(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 23:16,
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I've just got back from the cinema. Went and saw The Lobster. It was quite good.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 23:21,
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To be honest, I'm still not clear on the musketeers and grrry has let me down.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Dec 2015, 17:49,
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Oh, well yeah, that's a victory for sure(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Dec 2015, 18:10,
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Its a work of fiction trying to make French wankers appear brave, which we all know is bollox, let it go (
mongychops, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 18:00,
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The only fictional characters are the musketeers themselves.The main characters and events are all historical. He was a lazy prick when it came to actually making stuff up.
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are we including d'Artagnan in the fictional list or not?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 18:11,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_de_Batz-Castelmore_d'Artagnan
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 18:20,
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I could get some french mustard if this becomes a deal breaker , my poor dead grandad won't be happy mind, he hated it (
mongychops, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 19:29,
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Doyle was a fine and pioneering doctorHolmes was just pretend so it doesn't matter what you think of him.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 20:17,
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And he was goalkeeper for portsmouth football clubthere
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 20:41,
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tom waits on glenn, close to timothy, west of oliver, north of dakota, fanning bear grylls.(
brb shitting dahlias, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 23:24,
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He was a progressive president, scooby that is...oh hahahahaha (
mongychops, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 21:30,
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