I liked your Morse/GWAR idea
TV/band crossovers would make an excellent thread in the near future.
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TV/band crossovers would make an excellent thread in the near future.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:47, archived)
Is that good?
I played a bit of one on the PS2 but other than that I've never got into them. Should I?
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:50, archived)
I played a bit of one on the PS2 but other than that I've never got into them. Should I?
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:50, archived)
nah, i haven't played any mgs since the ps1
i wouldn't mind trying the new one but i have too many other things to play at the moment
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:56, archived)
i wouldn't mind trying the new one but i have too many other things to play at the moment
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:56, archived)
I like how he's bought LOADS of very cheap tat
then complained that it's cheap tat and sent it back.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:52, archived)
then complained that it's cheap tat and sent it back.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:52, archived)
he's got a Miele vacuum cleaner
but confuses draw with drawer, is vegetarian, and wears "tea" shirts. I don't know what to make of him.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:53, archived)
but confuses draw with drawer, is vegetarian, and wears "tea" shirts. I don't know what to make of him.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:53, archived)
This is what's so fascinating about these lists
You start to build a picture of what this person is like
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:54, archived)
You start to build a picture of what this person is like
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:54, archived)
an aggressive vegetarian with a 36" waist
now I've seen it all.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 11:00, archived)
now I've seen it all.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 11:00, archived)
^the deciding vote that ensured the icons were switched on today
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:52, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:52, archived)
Ready for Christmas?
What are doing on Christmas day? Visiting a loved one, or having someone over perhaps? What do you want for christmas? Perhaps you already know what you're getting.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:06, archived)
What are doing on Christmas day? Visiting a loved one, or having someone over perhaps? What do you want for christmas? Perhaps you already know what you're getting.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:06, archived)
might go for a lunchtime pint, that will be about it, some tart wants me to go to her house for christmas as she feels sorry for me on my own, fuck that shit
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:34, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:34, archived)
I'm going to be helping half a dozen small children build lego whilst horribly hung over.
Traditional innit.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:09, archived)
Traditional innit.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:09, archived)
did you watch Charlie Brooker's Black Christmas last year?
It was fucking horrible.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:13, archived)
It was fucking horrible.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:13, archived)
I think I've seen him on telly once, he's the annoying bloke who sits at a desk isn't he
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:37, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:37, archived)
He does
but don't let that put you off. He's not in it, he just writes it.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:42, archived)
but don't let that put you off. He's not in it, he just writes it.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:42, archived)
When the flids start spacking and the whole board turns out ga-ha-hay, woah
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:16, archived)
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Ok, imagine me sitting under a tree wearing nothing but a bow and a sprig of holly
then withdraw your comment
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:13, archived)
then withdraw your comment
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:13, archived)
sorry, i forgot several words. i'll post them below
+ to fuck off
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:17, archived)
+ to fuck off
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:17, archived)
haha
I'd have a lot more respect for Mariah Carey if she sang that version
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:18, archived)
I'd have a lot more respect for Mariah Carey if she sang that version
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:18, archived)
Christmas is a bit of a run around, as it's lady pigs mum's birthday,
So we're breakfast with her, then run across to lunch with ladypigs dad, then the horse, walk the dogs, go to my brother and have a drink then stagger up to my dad's for dinner and port by the pint.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:13, archived)
So we're breakfast with her, then run across to lunch with ladypigs dad, then the horse, walk the dogs, go to my brother and have a drink then stagger up to my dad's for dinner and port by the pint.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:13, archived)
This used to be us
Rushing around to make everyone else happy. Fuck that noise.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:14, archived)
Rushing around to make everyone else happy. Fuck that noise.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:14, archived)
No, I'm sure it's fun
I can't do it with two kids in tow though. Don't have children, Windy. You'll never have money or late nights again.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:17, archived)
I can't do it with two kids in tow though. Don't have children, Windy. You'll never have money or late nights again.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:17, archived)
Yeah, kids are not something I'm interested in. I keep getting told it's a wonderful fulfilling experience.
But I prefer getting so drunk I can't function on a Sunday.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:19, archived)
But I prefer getting so drunk I can't function on a Sunday.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:19, archived)
They eat food and require clothing
And then they grow fairly rapidly, meaning that more food is needed and bigger clothes.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:32, archived)
And then they grow fairly rapidly, meaning that more food is needed and bigger clothes.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:32, archived)
but the Dovestone got a good deal on 80 fish fingers
can't you just do that for 18 years?
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:39, archived)
can't you just do that for 18 years?
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:39, archived)
Christmas day is just me, my wife, all sorts of cheap tat that we bought each other
and a bottle of Ardbeg, just for me.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:17, archived)
and a bottle of Ardbeg, just for me.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:17, archived)
Aw, looks like this is the closest you can get
www.amazon.co.uk/Scooby-Doo-Kiss-Rock-Roll-Mystery/dp/B00VFZUAF4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1449570212&sr=8-1&keywords=scooby+doo+and+kiss
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:23, archived)
www.amazon.co.uk/Scooby-Doo-Kiss-Rock-Roll-Mystery/dp/B00VFZUAF4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1449570212&sr=8-1&keywords=scooby+doo+and+kiss
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:23, archived)
'Scooby Doo completists and KISS fans only'
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/customer-reviews/RVUFIAU61JX9C/ref=cm_cr_pr_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B00VFZUAF4
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:27, archived)
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/customer-reviews/RVUFIAU61JX9C/ref=cm_cr_pr_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B00VFZUAF4
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:27, archived)
Hahaha, that's fantastic
I think De Mutt might be expecting a tad too much of his Scooby Doo adventures.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:29, archived)
I think De Mutt might be expecting a tad too much of his Scooby Doo adventures.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:29, archived)
Well according to De Mutt
"This [the KISS one] and the WWE one both smack of promotional co-sponsoring. "
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:31, archived)
"This [the KISS one] and the WWE one both smack of promotional co-sponsoring. "
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:31, archived)
it's like they have completely ruined the integrity of Scooby Doo
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:32, archived)
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I used to rate Scooby Doo right up there with Columbo, or even Morse
This just makes a mockery of the whole enterprise
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:33, archived)
This just makes a mockery of the whole enterprise
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:33, archived)
I'm not sure, but he has reviewed some other items:
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/pdp/profile/A32UO6W5LG0KFB/ref=cm_cr_rdp_pdp
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:36, archived)
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/pdp/profile/A32UO6W5LG0KFB/ref=cm_cr_rdp_pdp
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:36, archived)
Pasta of a good quality and the Scooby link helps get kids to eat it. Obviously you are paying extra for the name.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:38, archived)
it's eerie how a page of Amazon reviews can create such a complete portrait of one man's existence.
X-large Everton supporter and Scooby Doo fan with wife and two kids who thinks the Carry On series is "ok" and who has converted his spare bedroom into a miniture nightclub
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:47, archived)
X-large Everton supporter and Scooby Doo fan with wife and two kids who thinks the Carry On series is "ok" and who has converted his spare bedroom into a miniture nightclub
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:47, archived)
Feel free to join Dave Trouser's hilarious binary thread if this one isn't to your taste, MONO
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:22, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:22, archived)
Well go and do something else then
Christ almighty MONO, you are one miserable fucking cunt
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:26, archived)
Christ almighty MONO, you are one miserable fucking cunt
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:26, archived)
I realise this may be a duplication of information if someone I have on Ignore 3.0 has already posted it
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:41, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:41, archived)
it's my first christmas in the new flat! so naturally we're going to carlisle for the duration
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:23, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:23, archived)
Isn't Carlisle currently only accessible by boat? Hopefully it will dry out.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:24, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:24, archived)
Of course
Let me know when you're leaving. I'm not going to burgle your flat.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:24, archived)
Let me know when you're leaving. I'm not going to burgle your flat.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:24, archived)
i was going to get you to stay there while we're away, so you can bark at anyone who comes to the door
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:26, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:26, archived)
oh, my incontinent nan will be there too
be careful. after a few sherries she'll get a bit handsy
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:36, archived)
be careful. after a few sherries she'll get a bit handsy
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:36, archived)
Slightly worried that my wife/kids have got me skateboarding lessons.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:42, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:42, archived)
perhaps they need a good talking to, if you don't mind my saying so
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:47, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:47, archived)
BINARY LOL
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( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:56, archived)
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( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:56, archived)
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( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:03, archived)
you say that like i bothered to translate it
i didn't, no-one did
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:25, archived)
i didn't, no-one did
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:25, archived)
them's the fuckers
I only remember them from Age of Empires 2 tbh
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:03, archived)
I only remember them from Age of Empires 2 tbh
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:03, archived)
I feel stupid now, I only know them from actually knowing things about history and that
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:19, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:19, archived)
great to see a new current of positivity flowing through the board
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:04, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:04, archived)
I think it's only right and proper that you two now fight a duel with cannon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G1eLTV89dM
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:36, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G1eLTV89dM
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:36, archived)
Hello hello hello, how are you on this fine day!
If I moved to Hampshire would we be friends? Could we watch wrestling with Manolith?
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:07, archived)
If I moved to Hampshire would we be friends? Could we watch wrestling with Manolith?
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:07, archived)
I bet manno is the sort who gets over excited and reenacts the fight
in a sexy way
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:24, archived)
in a sexy way
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:24, archived)
I'll take my own oil then, I have sensitive skin and react to some ungents
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:25, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:25, archived)
I've been power bombed by him more times than I care to remember
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:27, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:27, archived)
I had hoped that everyone would infer some sort of gay meaning from this, making a strikethrough unnecessary
But by all means, do what you feel needs to be done
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:01, archived)
But by all means, do what you feel needs to be done
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:01, archived)
I feel a bit guilty now
because Godby really was a kid in my art class, and 20 years later his name is being dragged across the hot coals of an internet message board.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:10, archived)
because Godby really was a kid in my art class, and 20 years later his name is being dragged across the hot coals of an internet message board.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:10, archived)
but this place is expanding its membership all the time, it stands to reason that eventually he'll sign up
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:33, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:33, archived)
think of it as revenge for all those times he did better drawings than you
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:14, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:14, archived)
Not since Donnie Darko have so many thick dweebs raved so incoherently about the imagined profundity of a Hollywood film.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:03, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:03, archived)
A colleague lent it to me, raving about how amazing and profound it was.
It was rubbish. He's since been promoted above me. :(
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:18, archived)
It was rubbish. He's since been promoted above me. :(
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:18, archived)
despite all these fucking moaners, it's a perfectly serviceable action film
the premise is ridiculous, but that's hardly a reason to hate it
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:04, archived)
the premise is ridiculous, but that's hardly a reason to hate it
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:04, archived)
Nothing much. Just a bunch of set piece chop socky and cgi stretched thinly across some bollocks about entering people's dreams or sutin.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:22, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:22, archived)
either that film became utterly brilliant twenty minutes in or I watched just enough of it to form an accurate opinion
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:20, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:20, archived)
it is, and what a shitty morning it is too
shit morning, grrrmachine, shit morning everybody
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:46, archived)
shit morning, grrrmachine, shit morning everybody
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:46, archived)
I recorded two audio tracks for a video game yesterday
and the feedback this morning was excellent, so it's an unshit morning to you, manolith
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:47, archived)
and the feedback this morning was excellent, so it's an unshit morning to you, manolith
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:47, archived)
typical grumpy old manolith. Good job grrrmachine is here to cheer us all up.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:47, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 8:47, archived)
you were hardly enthusiastic about it
whereas we all know 2Can will be furiously pounding the keyboard as he drafts up prickbot 2.0, chuckling with manic glee at the hilarity ensuing from such a mega jape.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:07, archived)
whereas we all know 2Can will be furiously pounding the keyboard as he drafts up prickbot 2.0, chuckling with manic glee at the hilarity ensuing from such a mega jape.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:07, archived)
don't encourage him
or do, actually. it'll be more fun to ban it if i know some work went into it
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:05, archived)
or do, actually. it'll be more fun to ban it if i know some work went into it
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:05, archived)
What's wrong with a nice good evening bot?
Prickbot and wanker bot were a roaring success
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:12, archived)
Prickbot and wanker bot were a roaring success
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:12, archived)
They're thick, they stink, they're insecure to the point of random violence, they shit anywhere.
Wait ... I'm thinking of cockerneys.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:24, archived)
Wait ... I'm thinking of cockerneys.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:24, archived)
i need some nyommy bacons and a cup of tea sent through the internet, man
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:13, archived)
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:13, archived)
Last night's dinner at Pizza Hut is playing merry hell with my bowels.
And I bit my tongue. Rubbish times.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:19, archived)
And I bit my tongue. Rubbish times.
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:19, archived)
I had pizza last night and there's nothing wrong with me
maybe because my pizza had spinach on it
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:27, archived)
maybe because my pizza had spinach on it
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:27, archived)
i think everyone's winding down for christmas now
might as well just close the office for the season
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:33, archived)
might as well just close the office for the season
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:33, archived)
We've got our christmas lunch in the canteen today
Never turn down free food, that's my motto
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:52, archived)
Never turn down free food, that's my motto
( , Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:52, archived)
i for one am thankful that we are on a board with the freedom to post gifs
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:18, archived)
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:18, archived)
I miss token board yank and token board black guy alligator shitfuck.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:33, archived)
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:33, archived)
You should leave for a few years and see if anyone misses you, that'll learn us
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 22:21, archived)
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 22:21, archived)
we could really do with someone to make a thread saying exactly this, every day
so it's either you, or we ask 2 Can to make Eve_bot.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 19:00, archived)
so it's either you, or we ask 2 Can to make Eve_bot.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 19:00, archived)
left a bit... left a bit... right a bit... there! ...no, back a bit... up a bit... down a bit... there!
ta.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 20:39, archived)
ta.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 20:39, archived)
I'm not keen on horses and stables and that.
It's filthy, it's outdoors and it's dirty.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 19:19, archived)
It's filthy, it's outdoors and it's dirty.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 19:19, archived)
there's been an accident on the m4, so i'm going to wait it out in the office to see if the traffic clears
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:39, archived)
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:39, archived)
just playing solitaire at the mo, gotta pass the time somehow xxx
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:46, archived)
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:46, archived)
It was mine sweeper back in my office procrastination days.
They hadn't invented rsi back in the 1990s
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:48, archived)
They hadn't invented rsi back in the 1990s
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:48, archived)
don't bother
if people have drawers under their desks, why not go through them and take the treasure you find inside?
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:52, archived)
if people have drawers under their desks, why not go through them and take the treasure you find inside?
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:52, archived)
just stole carol's stapler, i'm pretty she broke mine a few months back
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:59, archived)
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:59, archived)
I hope /links join us too then we can all gang together and invade /board
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:44, archived)
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:44, archived)
i fear the anti /talk rhetoric and propaganda has been far too effective over there
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:48, archived)
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:48, archived)
they're scared of people who actually create their own online content
rather than just scavenging whatever URLs they can harvest from reddit
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 18:19, archived)
rather than just scavenging whatever URLs they can harvest from reddit
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 18:19, archived)
It's like the Facebook feed of that old school friend who's thick as mince but too harmless to block
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 18:27, archived)
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( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:56, archived)
Unless the price of hosting goes up this place is here forever, soz
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 18:27, archived)
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 18:27, archived)
Hello "Talk"
Since Offtopic is dead on it is arse, we've been told to try here!
What delights do you lot offer a travelling forum user?
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:31, archived)
Since Offtopic is dead on it is arse, we've been told to try here!
What delights do you lot offer a travelling forum user?
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:31, archived)
newsthump.com/2015/12/07/terrorist-incident-declared-after-small-muslim-boy-shouts-wanker-at-a-swan/
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:36, archived)
But we all know that swans are total wankers?
Or, have I missed something?
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:41, archived)
Which kind?
I've hear they can break a mans arm and it's illegal to kill one in England
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:48, archived)
I've hear they can break a mans arm and it's illegal to kill one in England
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:48, archived)
Seagulls, pigeons, all that sort of thing
And the only swans protected by the queen are the ones in her own parks. There.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:53, archived)
And the only swans protected by the queen are the ones in her own parks. There.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:53, archived)
Not entirely true
It's illegal to release one into the wild, so if you catch one you legally have to kill it or home it.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 18:21, archived)
It's illegal to release one into the wild, so if you catch one you legally have to kill it or home it.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 18:21, archived)
every morning I remind people that it's morning
it's very soothing
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:33, archived)
it's very soothing
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:33, archived)
Gonna milk that mutha DRY!
Edit: haha, still got populol'd, you pseudo-Slavic joysponge.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:47, archived)
Edit: haha, still got populol'd, you pseudo-Slavic joysponge.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:47, archived)
I refuse to believe that anything can truly run its course on here
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:05, archived)
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:05, archived)
Have you
/offtopic dead?
Who'd a funked that?
And we offer happy endings with sunshine elephant or mongy?
/evening all
/edit more importantly how are YOU all?
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:39, archived)
/offtopic dead?
Who'd a funked that?
And we offer happy endings with sunshine elephant or mongy?
/evening all
/edit more importantly how are YOU all?
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:39, archived)
Sat in the workshop waiting for 5 o'clock so I can go home.
It's been a pretty dull day, but that's fine.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:48, archived)
It's been a pretty dull day, but that's fine.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:48, archived)
Christ, what sort of cunt says "methinks"
Edit, me apparently. Jesus
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:56, archived)
Edit, me apparently. Jesus
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:56, archived)
"methinks" doesn't mean "I think", it means "it seems to me"
true story
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:00, archived)
true story
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:00, archived)
what a fucking rotten miserable ignorant cunt, imma put it on block now
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:53, archived)
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he's taking the piss now, this is fucking well beyond belief now
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I'd be failing in my duty if I didn't provide this important public service
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Selleck and Danson were major TV stars when that movie came out, Guttenberg probably thrown in because of Police Academy.
If you are big on TV in the US you will get a fairly good audience in the cinema. That's why all the Downtown and Dr Who pricks are popping up on US TV and movies at the mo.
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If you are big on TV in the US you will get a fairly good audience in the cinema. That's why all the Downtown and Dr Who pricks are popping up on US TV and movies at the mo.
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You know when people say that a swan can break your arm?
I reckon that's bollocks
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I reckon that's bollocks
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I think the were referring to the protagonist in The Warriors film
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crikey, if they can break your bollocks too I think it's best to stay away from ponds altogether
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it's how they see round corners to sneak up on unsuspecting photographers in order to break their arms
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Just imagine if he were erased from history and replaced with Jon Polito.
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drugs I reckon
I remember feeling movement in my trouser area when I saw her in Josie & The Pussycats. The next time I saw her she looked like Skeletor cosplaying as Pamela Anderson.
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I remember feeling movement in my trouser area when I saw her in Josie & The Pussycats. The next time I saw her she looked like Skeletor cosplaying as Pamela Anderson.
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she'll still suck your cock for a thousand dollars
baldmonkey can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:54, archived)
baldmonkey can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred
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you're supposed to say that you're just going to find a cash machine
GAWD, if you can't even be bothered to learn my favourite film word-for-word, then i don't think you're committed to this friendship
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GAWD, if you can't even be bothered to learn my favourite film word-for-word, then i don't think you're committed to this friendship
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:58, archived)
no
this is why I could never visit a prostitute. In the back of my mind would be the ever present knowledge that they're not actually into it.
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this is why I could never visit a prostitute. In the back of my mind would be the ever present knowledge that they're not actually into it.
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I'm not convinced my wife's into it, to be honest.
She's never demanded payment, though.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:23, archived)
She's never demanded payment, though.
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Oh, she was in Sharknado, wasn't she?
I feel really sorry for her, now.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:56, archived)
I feel really sorry for her, now.
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we have a sharknado expert in the office so i had to ask him if she dies in any of them. the best he could come up with was that she loses a hand in the second one
did you know that kurt angle is in that one? it's ridiculous
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did you know that kurt angle is in that one? it's ridiculous
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I have a David Hasselhoff Sharknado bobblehead
How does he like THAT, eh?
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:04, archived)
How does he like THAT, eh?
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he has the spinning sharknado pop vinyl
do you still want me to ask or have you been suitably chastened?
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do you still want me to ask or have you been suitably chastened?
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I'm not really that bothered either way, to be honest
If I knew him I'd probably give it to him for christmas, truth be told
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:16, archived)
If I knew him I'd probably give it to him for christmas, truth be told
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haha, who gave it to you?
that pop vinyl thing really exploded didn't it? they're fucking everywhere. i've got about 3 but they all came from lootcrates
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:22, archived)
that pop vinyl thing really exploded didn't it? they're fucking everywhere. i've got about 3 but they all came from lootcrates
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There are a bunch of those pop vinyls I'd actually like
I got the bobblehead from a horrorblock
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I got the bobblehead from a horrorblock
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do you have any already?
i have a batman one and a doc brown one. the gf has an agent coulson one
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:43, archived)
i have a batman one and a doc brown one. the gf has an agent coulson one
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I watched the first one, just to say I could.
Not even the promise of Kurt Angle could get me to watch the next. William Regal, maybe.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:04, archived)
Not even the promise of Kurt Angle could get me to watch the next. William Regal, maybe.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:04, archived)
regal wouldn't lower himself to that kind... oh wait, i just remembered he kissed vinnie mac's bum
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Dignity is an early casualty of any wrestling career.
How Vince McMahon has avoided being murdered by one of his 'roided-up employees is beyond me.
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How Vince McMahon has avoided being murdered by one of his 'roided-up employees is beyond me.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:10, archived)
that's why they instigated the wellness policy
so vince is the only one on drugs and can avoid being pummeled
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:16, archived)
so vince is the only one on drugs and can avoid being pummeled
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she fell into a machine at a pie factory and got made into pies and they sold all the pies before anyone realised
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she farts from her pudendum onto Japanese businessmen's faces for cash
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I thought it was three girls.
Didn't examine it in great detail, though.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:24, archived)
Didn't examine it in great detail, though.
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Oh shit, so it was!
Now I'm even more confused. Who set this up??
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:27, archived)
Now I'm even more confused. Who set this up??
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I think this is what women get up to when there are no men around.
Once the feminazis wipe us out, it'll go on nonstop.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:29, archived)
Once the feminazis wipe us out, it'll go on nonstop.
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can you imagine how disappointed I am that it's not on the popular page yet?
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the odd thing is that someone thought that would be a good idea for a porno
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My boss saw that over my shoulder and now I've been sacked from my job as a primary school teacher
THANKS M8
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THANKS M8
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i can't remember why i outed frank as don cheadle but i'm sticking to my guns
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mongy mongy mongy mongy mongy mongy mongy
mongy mongy mongy mongy mongy mongy mongy
/mod edit: shut up you idiot
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mongy mongy mongy mongy mongy mongy mongy
/mod edit: shut up you idiot
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:09, archived)
please discuss the shittest christmas present you've ever had in the meantime
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I've never had a particularly poor Christmas present, I appreciate that what ever I get, it shows that somebody has thought of me during the wonderful holiday times of chrimblybops
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oh come on, you've never had a lynx africa set and known it was the free one in the boots 3 for 2 deal?
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Hmm, I guess there was a time when we were kids that I'd get that sort of thing from am Aunt,
But I was young enough and stupid enough and common enough to think lynx was brilliant. I even had one of those short sleeves shirts with the flames on.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:23, archived)
But I was young enough and stupid enough and common enough to think lynx was brilliant. I even had one of those short sleeves shirts with the flames on.
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I also had bernies, and if I got a new pair, I would spend 20 minutes rubbing the grip tape of my skateboard on them to get that "I carry my skateboard everywhere look"
I also experimented with different lace configuration on my over sized Vans sk8 shoes.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:29, archived)
I also experimented with different lace configuration on my over sized Vans sk8 shoes.
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a box of chocolates, which had already been opened, from the supermarket I used to work in
I threw them straight in the bin in front of the manager who gave them to me.
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I threw them straight in the bin in front of the manager who gave them to me.
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My Granny, every year until her death
a satsuma and a pair of socks
Edit: though I'm considering continuing the tradition with my nephews & neices
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:33, archived)
a satsuma and a pair of socks
Edit: though I'm considering continuing the tradition with my nephews & neices
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I've never really been given anything I didn't like
but I did have one instance where I was told that someone didn't like the present I gave them. Ungrateful cunt. I don't see that person anymore.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:40, archived)
but I did have one instance where I was told that someone didn't like the present I gave them. Ungrateful cunt. I don't see that person anymore.
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my dad got me a cream chunky knit jumper one year
it was exactly like the kind of thing he'd buy himself and exactly unlike anything he'd ever seen me wear
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:46, archived)
it was exactly like the kind of thing he'd buy himself and exactly unlike anything he'd ever seen me wear
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:46, archived)
More interesting than a thread about Grrrmachine letting shambles put his finger up his bum?
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:15, archived)
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apparently he's alive and well and living in the bahamas buy my book
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Haha, Chin Chong Chinaman!
We could be racist with impunity, when I was at school!
I think this is why I have such a low opinion of the British public.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:38, archived)
We could be racist with impunity, when I was at school!
I think this is why I have such a low opinion of the British public.
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I'm a little out of sorts, Frank hasn't told me what day it is yet
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also, he said he was planning on starting loads of threads today, yet he hasn't started any
he's so full of shit
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:32, archived)
he's so full of shit
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I've been pondering Three Men & a Baby
Neither Guttenberg, Selleck or Danson, even at the height of their fame, were quite what you'd call 'A List' movie stars. Do you think that the makers of that film were hoping that their combined fame would be more than the some of its parts?
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Neither Guttenberg, Selleck or Danson, even at the height of their fame, were quite what you'd call 'A List' movie stars. Do you think that the makers of that film were hoping that their combined fame would be more than the some of its parts?
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Oh, Reiser was a treasure
and let's not forget Jon Lovitz. The man has talent dripping from his very pores
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:45, archived)
and let's not forget Jon Lovitz. The man has talent dripping from his very pores
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What was your favourite school subject?
After taking the register, my art teacher would always ask "Any queries?", followed by a sly smirk as he said "Not you, Godby".
Because teachers could call kids gay in the '90s.
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After taking the register, my art teacher would always ask "Any queries?", followed by a sly smirk as he said "Not you, Godby".
Because teachers could call kids gay in the '90s.
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i used to enjoy to woodwork class because we got to piss about with tools and injure a class mate
putting stuff on the belt sander until it caught fire was always fun
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putting stuff on the belt sander until it caught fire was always fun
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oh and turning all the gas taps on in the lab and running away
haha, those were the days
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haha, those were the days
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Haha, those were the days, causing dangerous working environments for others, hahahaha
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i remember we nicked a bunch of magnesium strips form the lab once and chucked them in puddles in the playground
that was fun
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that was fun
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a guy in my science class put tinfoil from the top hole of a plug socket into one of the bottom holes*
then turned it on. that was a laugh
*pfft!
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then turned it on. that was a laugh
*pfft!
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One kid tried to inhale gas from the taps on the desk and then wanted to blow a fireball.
He instead vomited on the desk.
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He instead vomited on the desk.
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"you're the proud winner of this week's Vommity Vom Bucket and Mop!"
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I guy in my science class cut through the power cable of a glue gun and all the lights went out
He proper shit himself, it was brilliant.
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He proper shit himself, it was brilliant.
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No, it was more in a figurative sense
I'm guessing some sort of circuit breaker had kicked in or summat and he knew the teacher was going to kill him.
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I'm guessing some sort of circuit breaker had kicked in or summat and he knew the teacher was going to kill him.
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I'm happy that "shit yourself like McBeef" is now part of the b3ta lexicon
one day he'll be immortalized in verb form.
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one day he'll be immortalized in verb form.
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"I thought it was just going to be a fart, but then I McBeefed"
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it's a very apt word
"urgh, look, that drunk cunt has McBeefed".
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"urgh, look, that drunk cunt has McBeefed".
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I think Fenris would be sad to know he'd been usurped in this fashion.
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My idiot friend left a bunsen burner on directly underneath a shelf stacked with the physics teacher's prized collection of 'New Scientist' copies.
Hilarity and second degree burns ensued.
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Hilarity and second degree burns ensued.
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Our chemistry teacher would have be leave the room, if he ever demonstrated anything in the fume cupboard,
on the grounds that my asthma made me more likely to suffer ill effects from the fumes. Not sure he understood how the fume cupboard worked.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 14:29, archived)
on the grounds that my asthma made me more likely to suffer ill effects from the fumes. Not sure he understood how the fume cupboard worked.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 14:29, archived)
he probably knew very well how state-funded equipment for education worked.
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State funded, yes, but this was a Kentish Grammar School.
I've worked hard to squander my privileged educational background.
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I've worked hard to squander my privileged educational background.
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No need for the sad face.
I've deliberately rebelled against a two-tier, selective education system. Join with me, brother!
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:06, archived)
I've deliberately rebelled against a two-tier, selective education system. Join with me, brother!
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:06, archived)
No
I believe in tiered education to keep my future offspring away from thicko plebs like Windy Pig.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:08, archived)
I believe in tiered education to keep my future offspring away from thicko plebs like Windy Pig.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:08, archived)
I'm going to get a Kickstarter going
to have him exported to Poland.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:10, archived)
to have him exported to Poland.
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I think he understood perfectly how it worked, he wanted you to go and stand outside in the hope that the fumes from the cupboard would reach you and trigger a life-threatening asthma attack.
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oh hahaha so it does!
I like to burn strangers in public toilets!
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I like to burn strangers in public toilets!
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Either you're getting confused with something else
or your idea of 'fun' is a bit odd
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 12:57, archived)
or your idea of 'fun' is a bit odd
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chucking magnesium strips in water and watching the effects was pretty cool to 12 year old me
so yeah, it was fun, i think you're the odd one here tbh
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so yeah, it was fun, i think you're the odd one here tbh
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Magnesium does not react with water to any significant extent
www.webelements.com/magnesium/chemistry.html
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www.webelements.com/magnesium/chemistry.html
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think we might've set it on fire first
thanks for your insight though, you big prick
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:51, archived)
thanks for your insight though, you big prick
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My favorite subject in school is History. History is my favorite subject because to me learning about the history of the world and learning why wars were started and the sorts of mistakes humans have made in the past to me it is all so very interesting.
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Wait, found a future serial killer.
I love science-biology, human anatomy. thats the one class that I looked forward to each day. I find the human body to be very interesting. I guess that's why I want to be an ultrasound tech.
I also likes learning about the halocaust and wars.
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I love science-biology, human anatomy. thats the one class that I looked forward to each day. I find the human body to be very interesting. I guess that's why I want to be an ultrasound tech.
I also likes learning about the halocaust and wars.
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English!
It goes without saying that English is my favourite school subject. The reason I like it is because it's simple and an international language. I can communicate with people from different cultures through this international language.
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It goes without saying that English is my favourite school subject. The reason I like it is because it's simple and an international language. I can communicate with people from different cultures through this international language.
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My favorite subject in school is English. I love it because I used to take it for granted and think that since english was my primary language I knew everything about it. At my new school I beagn to enjoy it. All of the history behind it. I also enjoy it
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I have always liked, since grade school. It helps that
I absolutely love math!it comes easy to me and I'm good at it. I like working with numbers. Also with math there's only one right answer, unlike in other subjects when there can be more than one answer to a question.
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I absolutely love math!it comes easy to me and I'm good at it. I like working with numbers. Also with math there's only one right answer, unlike in other subjects when there can be more than one answer to a question.
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I think we're finding the same autists
enjoy Math because I like how everything is either right or wrong there is no in between. Also its fun when you get this really hard problem and you finally figure it out...its like wow i just figured that out all by my self. Great sense of accomplishment.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 12:44, archived)
enjoy Math because I like how everything is either right or wrong there is no in between. Also its fun when you get this really hard problem and you finally figure it out...its like wow i just figured that out all by my self. Great sense of accomplishment.
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Oh dear,
I have to(sic) subjects that I enjoy and look foward to daily English and Chemistry!!!
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I have to(sic) subjects that I enjoy and look foward to daily English and Chemistry!!!
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Bit of a wanker
I would have to say that my favorite subject is English(though i am a deplorable speller). Thw whole concept of a strand of letters a symbol that makes such an uninteresting sound, but while group with others makes a word. And then a group of words make a sentence and from there paragraphs which lead to stories. Stories which in every sence of the world is shaped altered and mode by yor whim. Theentire plan of existance within the soty is under your cotrole from the very air to the people within it. You are as a God or could possibly be considered God. For isn't it by your choice your desire to make the world within the story as it is each and ever turn of the page every page which adds more to the world is utterly your and unike no other of it can exist ever again and it swells fills a book to form a world of its own where lives are held within and they livwe through there own times a time be it of happyness anf jpoy to sorrow and pain. the entire concept of it is so...intoxicating. That is why i love English for the writing is just amazingly unike and can neveer be exactly the same with what you are goin through and what is goin through your mind at the time it is a once in alifetime thing that even as you die it will remain and carry on a legacy for you.
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I would have to say that my favorite subject is English(though i am a deplorable speller). Thw whole concept of a strand of letters a symbol that makes such an uninteresting sound, but while group with others makes a word. And then a group of words make a sentence and from there paragraphs which lead to stories. Stories which in every sence of the world is shaped altered and mode by yor whim. Theentire plan of existance within the soty is under your cotrole from the very air to the people within it. You are as a God or could possibly be considered God. For isn't it by your choice your desire to make the world within the story as it is each and ever turn of the page every page which adds more to the world is utterly your and unike no other of it can exist ever again and it swells fills a book to form a world of its own where lives are held within and they livwe through there own times a time be it of happyness anf jpoy to sorrow and pain. the entire concept of it is so...intoxicating. That is why i love English for the writing is just amazingly unike and can neveer be exactly the same with what you are goin through and what is goin through your mind at the time it is a once in alifetime thing that even as you die it will remain and carry on a legacy for you.
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what sort of ridiculous pleb school did you go to
where teachers used first names?
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where teachers used first names?
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 12:51, archived)
not my surname, is it
no art teacher is likely to call *me* homosexual
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no art teacher is likely to call *me* homosexual
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One of our PE teachers was called Bummer Burt.
I don't think he was an actual bummer but he used to get hilariously angry if anybody said it.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:39, archived)
I don't think he was an actual bummer but he used to get hilariously angry if anybody said it.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:39, archived)
wait, so people called you cuntface even at school?
no wonder you're such a miserable bastard
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 12:54, archived)
no wonder you're such a miserable bastard
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I liked English cos it took about three weeks to do all the coursework so I could dedicate the rest of the two years to smoking tabs and fingering [redacted] behind the sports hall.
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ohhhh, shambles and grrry went to the same school
no wonder they fight like schoolgirls
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no wonder they fight like schoolgirls
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Grrry is just upset that after all that gentle fingerings in their youth, shambles moved on.
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There was nothing gentle about it
and he never trims his nails.
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and he never trims his nails.
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at primary school it was probably pe
then at secondary school, science
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then at secondary school, science
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Oh man. I miss dangling upside down from the wall bars in my vest and pants.
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i think all that college.net has turned you into a yank
here in the uk, we say 'widdle', thankyouverymuch!
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:08, archived)
here in the uk, we say 'widdle', thankyouverymuch!
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:08, archived)
were you in the special thicko group that did a single "Science" GCSE then?
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( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:02, archived)
sort of
my school just did the double award gcse instead of separating into physics, chem & bio. i was in the nerd group at the top though. our teacher used to take the piss out of the thicky groups
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:06, archived)
my school just did the double award gcse instead of separating into physics, chem & bio. i was in the nerd group at the top though. our teacher used to take the piss out of the thicky groups
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:06, archived)
yeah, mine had four groups
a batch of twenty thickos doing "Science", knowing most of them would fail that anyway. Then two groups of 35 doing double award. Then an elite class of ten who get three separate GCSEs for the sciences, and all the cum they could suck out of the teachers' gonads along the way.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:09, archived)
a batch of twenty thickos doing "Science", knowing most of them would fail that anyway. Then two groups of 35 doing double award. Then an elite class of ten who get three separate GCSEs for the sciences, and all the cum they could suck out of the teachers' gonads along the way.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:09, archived)
i got to do three separate gcses for science and i don't remember there being any cum sucking
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nah, that's just how my school did it
they set up a special tier for kids on the Oxbridge route, and everyone else had to fit in around that.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:18, archived)
they set up a special tier for kids on the Oxbridge route, and everyone else had to fit in around that.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:18, archived)
I have little or no memory of school to be honest
if someone told me I'd never gone, I'd probably believe them. And so would everyone I know.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:12, archived)
if someone told me I'd never gone, I'd probably believe them. And so would everyone I know.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:12, archived)
Apart from the glue gun thing obviously
I guess I must have gone at least once
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:13, archived)
I guess I must have gone at least once
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:13, archived)
I occasionally have nightmares where I'm back at school to finish my A-Level coursework
while still aware that I've already left school and got a degree.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:14, archived)
while still aware that I've already left school and got a degree.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:14, archived)
I still have dreams where I'm working for a company I haven't worked for in nearly 15 years
I wonder why our brains torture us so
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:19, archived)
I wonder why our brains torture us so
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:19, archived)
I dream about flying and fucking.
You two are fucking rubbish.
Hth.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:27, archived)
You two are fucking rubbish.
Hth.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:27, archived)
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I am rubbish in dreaming
Is lucid dreaming really real, do you reckon? I've had a couple of instances where I've been dreaming and wondered if I'm dreaming, but it's never come to anything.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:31, archived)
Is lucid dreaming really real, do you reckon? I've had a couple of instances where I've been dreaming and wondered if I'm dreaming, but it's never come to anything.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:31, archived)
Yerr. I've done it since I was a kid.
I thought it was normal. I just have to walk down the road I grew up on and knock on Miggy's front door.
This probably won't work for you unless you grew up three doors down from a bloke called Miggy.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:41, archived)
I thought it was normal. I just have to walk down the road I grew up on and knock on Miggy's front door.
This probably won't work for you unless you grew up three doors down from a bloke called Miggy.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:41, archived)
biology because there were sometimes rude pictures in the text books
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everyone ele's biology book had a description of syphilis
mine had a photo :(
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:37, archived)
mine had a photo :(
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:37, archived)
I just remembered our biology teacher used to chain smoke while he was teaching
I imagine that's frowned on now
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:54, archived)
I imagine that's frowned on now
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:54, archived)
do a new one
maybe about disappointing christmas presents or something
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 14:51, archived)
maybe about disappointing christmas presents or something
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 14:51, archived)
I don't like starting two threads in a row
it deprives others of the opportunity to promote sparkling conversation
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:03, archived)
it deprives others of the opportunity to promote sparkling conversation
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:03, archived)
i don't post new threads because frank always posts one seconds after i do
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( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:04, archived)
all the more reason why you should
you're the breadcrumbs that work as bait for other threads.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:09, archived)
you're the breadcrumbs that work as bait for other threads.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:09, archived)
We've got new candidates this week, all fresh faced and excited about applying for university.
Did you uni?
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:01, archived)
Did you uni?
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:01, archived)
Yeah, I did uni
spent about 10% of my time in lectures, and the rest of it setting up the student radio station.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:03, archived)
spent about 10% of my time in lectures, and the rest of it setting up the student radio station.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:03, archived)
Amateur radio? Fucking hell, that's worse than manolithmanchild and his webcomics
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yeah, it was fucking awful
going to gigs three or four times a week with all the free tickets we got from record labels. I'd much rather have stayed home playing dungeons or dragons.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:22, archived)
going to gigs three or four times a week with all the free tickets we got from record labels. I'd much rather have stayed home playing dungeons or dragons.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:22, archived)
maybe if you had gone to your lectures instead
you wouldn't have to work in eastern europe
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:24, archived)
you wouldn't have to work in eastern europe
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:24, archived)
I liked it when the bogs in the chemistry block had the phrase ARTS DEGREES - PLEASE TAKE ONE scrawled above the bog roll dispensers
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:57, archived)
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Have I touched a nerve here?
I've seen the sort of people that go to amateur radio things, and my view of you is forever changed.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:25, archived)
I've seen the sort of people that go to amateur radio things, and my view of you is forever changed.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:25, archived)
nah, you are on the money, to be fair
when I signed up at fresher's fair, the whole outfit was two engineering students in matching Star Trek t-shirts. The tech side of things was a complete nerdfest.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:26, archived)
when I signed up at fresher's fair, the whole outfit was two engineering students in matching Star Trek t-shirts. The tech side of things was a complete nerdfest.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:26, archived)
that must have been terrible, what with you hating live music and all
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:29, archived)
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fucking hell, i thought it'd be a mildly amusing callback but clearly not
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:46, archived)
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Well, you know what they say, if there's hair on the wicket, you're a paedo for checking and you should hand yourself in to the police.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:38, archived)
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yes, for six weeks, then I joined a band, dropped out of uni and generally had an enormous amount of fun
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:18, archived)
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FINE then, maybe I'll bookmark all YOUR posts, throw them back in your face in an argument, see how you like it
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:41, archived)
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:41, archived)
couldn't you have done both?
being in a band isn't exactly time consuming
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:44, archived)
being in a band isn't exactly time consuming
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:44, archived)
I was getting home at 4am and unloading the van then sleeping all day
plus I'd lost all interest in chemistry by the time the course started, no idea why I ever thought that's what I wanted to do
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:47, archived)
plus I'd lost all interest in chemistry by the time the course started, no idea why I ever thought that's what I wanted to do
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:47, archived)
they added "re" into it
and now kids are being hospitalised for sticking their cocks into glasses of fruity alka-seltzer.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 11:11, archived)
and now kids are being hospitalised for sticking their cocks into glasses of fruity alka-seltzer.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 11:11, archived)
taking this to mean you dropped out of a Media Studies course for failing the resits.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 11:19, archived)
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 11:19, archived)
from the FAQ:
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 11:26, archived)
There is somebody really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?
Absolutely not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like).
Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.
If there is somebody on the board who doesn't know what to do, you can always point them in the direction of this FAQ in a friendly way (or use the secret code).
There are moderators about to deal with people who abuse the messageboard, replying to somebody calling them a cunt isn't very constructive and will just encourage people to keep trolling.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 11:26, archived)
well that's food for thought
You know what, I think reading this has made me a better person. Thanks SS.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 11:27, archived)
You know what, I think reading this has made me a better person. Thanks SS.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 11:27, archived)
i'm wearing a a t-shirt under a shirt today and the t-shirt sleeves are longer than the shirt sleeves
it's really annoying me and i wish i had noticed before i left the house :(
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 11:41, archived)
it's really annoying me and i wish i had noticed before i left the house :(
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 11:41, archived)
cut up a load of paper napkins
then tape them to the inside edge of your shirt sleeves, for that authentic 19th century scullery maid look.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 12:07, archived)
then tape them to the inside edge of your shirt sleeves, for that authentic 19th century scullery maid look.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 12:07, archived)
Failed the first year, retook it at my own expense,
plodded through the second year, gradually realised that I didn't want to be there, quit during the first week of year 3. Money well spent, I'm sure we can all agree.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 12:24, archived)
plodded through the second year, gradually realised that I didn't want to be there, quit during the first week of year 3. Money well spent, I'm sure we can all agree.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 12:24, archived)
Ha, Portsmouth was so horrible to be in I lasted less than 6 months.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 12:30, archived)
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what's the form here, am I meant to tell the internet about this, I'm not sure
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 7:18, archived)
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you can either make a wildly implausable claim about the size and range of breasts you have experienced this weekend
or you can sling about a "creative" choice of insults that betrays your sheltered middle-class upbringing. Your choice.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 7:21, archived)
or you can sling about a "creative" choice of insults that betrays your sheltered middle-class upbringing. Your choice.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 7:21, archived)
oh, I thought "dry spell" was about my sex life ha ha
yes it's very dry here in Warsaw thank you
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:16, archived)
yes it's very dry here in Warsaw thank you
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:16, archived)
I don't know to what you are referring and so wish you a good day, sir
*minces*
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:53, archived)
*minces*
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:53, archived)
i went to costco on the weekend and did all of my christmas shopping, you?
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:38, archived)
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:38, archived)
I ordered everything online
But I have no idea what to get my parents, who I haven't seen for seven months.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:49, archived)
But I have no idea what to get my parents, who I haven't seen for seven months.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:49, archived)
I just bought a Mesa Boogie Formula preamp, are those good? It'd fucking better be
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:05, archived)
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:05, archived)
+ Black
they're pretty good, but they do occasionally cause a resonance cascade.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:08, archived)
they're pretty good, but they do occasionally cause a resonance cascade.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:08, archived)
no idea
I am a fan of their stuff though. I'm planning on getting a 5:25 express plus, assuming I can get one before they stop making them.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:10, archived)
I am a fan of their stuff though. I'm planning on getting a 5:25 express plus, assuming I can get one before they stop making them.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:10, archived)
I hope this thread winds down soon, I've got loads I'm planning to start today
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:29, archived)
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send them some champagne, so they can celebrate when it gets to a year
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:56, archived)
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:56, archived)
send a video of yourself saying "solly" and bowing like a subservient Japanese business man
this will restore their honour and respect for you.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:58, archived)
this will restore their honour and respect for you.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:58, archived)
I reckon it'll be 12 boxes of Toffifee
Or a massive tin of beans
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:55, archived)
Or a massive tin of beans
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:55, archived)
Well, you've done it again!
Cemented your place as funniest person on the board!
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:02, archived)
Cemented your place as funniest person on the board!
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:02, archived)
i just tossed it out there because 'i'll gnaw your face off' is a line from a thing
and if you had been referencing that thing, you'd probably have appreciated me acknowledging your referencing of said thing, savvy?
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:10, archived)
and if you had been referencing that thing, you'd probably have appreciated me acknowledging your referencing of said thing, savvy?
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:10, archived)
going by your usual reference points, it's either the simpsons, wrestling or sonic the hedgehog
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:13, archived)
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Google tells me that he doesn't exist
so in all honesty, it's unlikely to be that
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:19, archived)
so in all honesty, it's unlikely to be that
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:19, archived)
i'm not sure where you're getting sonic from, but the other two are bang on
this was from a web cartoon series from the "noughties" called homestar runner though
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:20, archived)
this was from a web cartoon series from the "noughties" called homestar runner though
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:20, archived)
vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/gpk/images/5/5c/172a.png/revision/latest?cb=20100731070210
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:23, archived)
i'm glad you provided some context because that strikethrough was confusing
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:25, archived)
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:25, archived)
Homestar Runner AND Garbage Pail Kids in the sub-thread!
That's cheered me up, no end.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:40, archived)
That's cheered me up, no end.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:40, archived)
yeah, that's cool, I get you
and I'm sorry that I have no idea what cultural trivia you are referencing.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:15, archived)
and I'm sorry that I have no idea what cultural trivia you are referencing.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:15, archived)
alright grrry. Wife's still not speaking to me because of the John Lewis delivery thing. Thank goodness for work eh?
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:31, archived)
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:31, archived)
dunno
I married someone who doesn't get emotionally unstable due to couriers.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:32, archived)
I married someone who doesn't get emotionally unstable due to couriers.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:32, archived)
I went to bed early, but ended up watching Rush Hour 3, and then couldn't get to sleep.
I can't be bothered, this morning.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:34, archived)
I can't be bothered, this morning.
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:34, archived)
was the story so compelling that you just could not put your mind to rest?
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:47, archived)
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:47, archived)
I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still
do lol lol + do lol lol
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 0:32, archived)
do lol lol + do lol lol
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 0:32, archived)
Somebody told me that his name was Bill
+ do lol lol + do lol lol
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 0:33, archived)
+ do lol lol + do lol lol
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 0:33, archived)
Yeah, my heart stood still
Yes, his name was Bill
And when he walked me home
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 0:34, archived)
Yes, his name was Bill
And when he walked me home
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron
( , Mon 7 Dec 2015, 0:34, archived)
Grow yourself a manbun like some sort of cunt, chicks dig that shit
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:38, archived)
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muffled 'camera phone on telly' action complete with terrifying slow-mo zoom and slowed audio
and left-hand wanking jitter
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 23:06, archived)
and left-hand wanking jitter
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 23:06, archived)
I'm very well spoken actually, you can tell I'm privately educated
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 23:23, archived)
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I hear that you can download a google if you don't have one already
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This is the kind of filth that has ruined the internet for decent Christian Englishmen.
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 18:22, archived)
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that's one of the few things on the internet that I properly laughed at
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:38, archived)
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Alright, but what if I went with
Bum bum poo poo willy willy shit?
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:58, archived)
Bum bum poo poo willy willy shit?
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:58, archived)
silly old wasp, look what you've done
you've typed a load of shit that doesn't rhyme with "bum".
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:59, archived)
you've typed a load of shit that doesn't rhyme with "bum".
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:59, archived)
Q: Were do penguins get money from?
A: A fishbank.
I don't get that one. What the fuck is a fishbank, what does that even fucking mean
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:08, archived)
A: A fishbank.
I don't get that one. What the fuck is a fishbank, what does that even fucking mean
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:08, archived)
lol
‘এর জন্য কী কী করতে হবে আমাকে?’ ‘তিলকে তাল বানানো শিখতে হবে।’ ‘বুঝেছি।’ ‘কালোকে বলতে হবে সাদা।’ ‘বললেও তো বিশ্বাস করবে না কেউ।’ ‘তুমি বলতেই থাকো। বলতে বলতে গলা...
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:11, archived)
‘এর জন্য কী কী করতে হবে আমাকে?’ ‘তিলকে তাল বানানো শিখতে হবে।’ ‘বুঝেছি।’ ‘কালোকে বলতে হবে সাদা।’ ‘বললেও তো বিশ্বাস করবে না কেউ।’ ‘তুমি বলতেই থাকো। বলতে বলতে গলা...
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I was just thinking there's no good jokes about penguins
turns out there's loads, how wrong can you be eh
I hope N-Dubz do a new album soon
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 10:11, archived)
turns out there's loads, how wrong can you be eh
I hope N-Dubz do a new album soon
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 10:11, archived)
penguinplacepost.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/d32cf-dsc03033.jpg
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cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/465831181-re-enactment-pikemen-english-civil-war-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=ZXQSFiTRmEEffkIC5sbhT1v%2FefVmq42gTegnCADg%2FBQdYBfqBrLfTPagchxesq4n
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 10:24, archived)
bad luck
now you'll never know what it was
4.bp.blogspot.com/-HKQK7QPDonY/UkieSclfV9I/AAAAAAAAG1o/uJGwY3LuHtg/s1600/DSC07612.JPG
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 10:28, archived)
now you'll never know what it was
4.bp.blogspot.com/-HKQK7QPDonY/UkieSclfV9I/AAAAAAAAG1o/uJGwY3LuHtg/s1600/DSC07612.JPG
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 10:28, archived)
I just stuck an ampersand after the URL and it worked
you fat fool
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 10:31, archived)
you fat fool
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 10:31, archived)
if you paused to read the wrapper before shovelling the contents into your face, you'd see there is a penguin related joke on every one of the popular chocolate biscuit snack
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 10:41, archived)
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I don't like penguin bars, too biscuity, not my kind of thing at all, sorry
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What sort of demented foetus rhymes "aunt" with "ant"?
I mean, come on, seriously.
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 13:26, archived)
I mean, come on, seriously.
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 13:26, archived)
The long cockerney a: sound only gained traction in the 18th century and was still derided as common into the 19th
It was only really the influence of the fat tongued krauts on our royal family that made the æ / a: split spread further.
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 14:13, archived)
It was only really the influence of the fat tongued krauts on our royal family that made the æ / a: split spread further.
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 14:13, archived)
Q: What do Penguins like to eat?
A: Brrrrrrrritos.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha!
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 15:47, archived)
A: Brrrrrrrritos.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha!
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 15:47, archived)
I don't know why I bother pumping blood round my duodenum to be honest
( , Sun 6 Dec 2015, 9:29, archived)
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