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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 17 Jul 2016, 7:11,
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My thoughts exactly. Lad had me up at 5:30...still I get to watch Dinopaws so silver lining and all that
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 7:15,
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I'm not sure what time we got back. Out on the meadow with a nice roaring fire and a load of beer and weed. Was bliss. Paying for it now though. Fucking stupid horse.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 17 Jul 2016, 7:23,
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There is always a fucking stupid horse(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 7:45,
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Little Alchemy is very very very very addictive (
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 0:53,
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Thoughts and prayers are with Richard tonightwww.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36804363
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 2:19,
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^single handedly keeping b3ta alive on Saturday (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Jul 2016, 19:47,
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This place would be dead on its arse...etc (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 20:06,
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Off to church tomorrow, duaghyer8 is getting christendedThank got for perdition give text, it am far to dry kk from this
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 0:28,
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totally pushing my prick into the boardI have noodles (penne), ketchup and garlic - a meal for the gods.
what else could you not give a fuck about?
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 13:35,
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Turkey's EU membership.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 13:38,
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I'm having a pot noodle right now , fish are jumping right in front of me , it's going well (
mongychops, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 14:16,
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noiceso you have a puddle, pond, lake or ocean in your backyard?
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 14:27,
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'gone fishing'what a way to spend a saturday, cheers!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 14:38,
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I love it, peace and quiet and camping and sometimes the thrill of the catch (
mongychops, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 14:48,
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I couldn't give a fuck about this thread.MOTORBIKE!!!!!!!
i.imgur.com/wmLOmvk.jpg
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Jul 2016, 14:37,
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WOW is that aI have no clue, never had one of those. i'd take it out for a spin nonetheless
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 14:40,
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CZ175. 1974. Communist engineering at its finest.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Jul 2016, 14:49,
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Be even better when it's running.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Jul 2016, 14:49,
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Feds ain't gonna catch me.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Jul 2016, 14:54,
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Morning allSaturday plans?
Taking my lad out on his new fancy trike thing and then off for a family meal and I may attend a wedding tonight not sure yet.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 7:55,
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I thought you were going to prison for being a nonce(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 8:30,
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That would be 'Sunday plans', eh(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 8:41,
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Alright Bryan(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Jul 2016, 8:35,
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Alright bacon breathIs your house still offending the neighbours?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 9:54,
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buenos días diptera españolmy plans are as always, chillaxing
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 8:47,
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How come people chillax but they never relill?(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 8:52,
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I am not familiar with thats sort of slang.(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 8:57,
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My immediate plans involve getting off the bog before my legs go numb. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 11:11,
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Hey it's Saturday morning. What's the best fried food object (
mongychops, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 5:22,
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I've never fried no fish.What doesn't it taste like?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 6:53,
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the avatar you'll have when you join twitter(until you change it)
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 22:36,
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Or hatching to make another chicken, and thus more delicious foooooood.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 22:55,
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FUCK OFF(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Jul 2016, 0:03,
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Sticking it up your arse and then farting it out of your cock.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 0:08,
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A mongychops food thread. Surely the end times are upon us!(discuss)
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 22:02,
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They're very easily impressed.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 22:29,
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He's such a flibbertigibbet.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 22:18,
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A crisp breeze on a fresh spring mornh(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 19:51,
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The noise of crisp fresh snow under your boots(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Jul 2016, 20:14,
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Kettle crisps are alright(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 21:33,
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Between them and popchips, I don't eat much else at buffets or barbecues.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 21:52,
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yeah, finishing work soon, then 2 hours dahn the gym then HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHEEEEEEEEE
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MONO!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:14,
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This week has been bullshitBut you lot were a pleasure this week. Kind of. Anyway, have a good weekend yer bunch of ringlickers.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:18,
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I paid your nan extra for that(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:19,
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AlrightLast 45 minutes for me. Weather's shit though, might go take shelter in the juicer
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:18,
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I might actually drink some wine while reading tonight, imagine that.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:21,
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When he's finished cutting out a hole for his wang it will be(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:25,
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$$ will be the judge of thatI've had my fill for the week
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:34,
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He pre-judged before you sent itAnything he says will be tainted
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:37,
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Put it this way, $$ isn't the only thing weeping(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:39,
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I was going to have a couple of tyskie before moving onto lindemans.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:25,
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I've got a Bavaria left over from last nightAnd random spirits, including this stuff my parents brought back from Portugal. Might just go for a couple of dark ales and some spliffs instead though
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:27,
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Is that Bavaria stuff from Lidl? It's ok.They had some turkish stuff in called efel or something last time i was in. That was better.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:28,
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Efes?Our local Turkish grill is named Efes, and serves it as their house beer.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:38,
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First time I went there, I cut my hand opening the bottle.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:41,
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I usually just pop them open with the cutlery without noticing they're screwtops.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:41,
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I never learned that, as I was never without a well featured pen knife from the age of 12 on.My missus swears she can open them with her teeth, but recoiled in pain when I asked her to prove it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:43,
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That makes me recoil when I see others doing it.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:44,
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Do only birds drink wine?Have I wandered into 1980's Macclesfield or something?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:40,
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Lager and wine. One or the other, I'd have had my doubts, but both...
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:42,
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Well a bottle of wine isn't quite enough on it's own.And spirits tend to get drunk.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:45,
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I'd always prefer to finish on spirits, rather than wine, but each to their own.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:52,
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Yeah, but then there's a danger I'll be a stocious mess staggering about as the sun's coming up.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:59,
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I find red wine is an excellent way to get a hangover.I can't drink much white wine, on account of not really enjoying it anymore.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:13,
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It depends. One bottle = fine. 2 = angry vikings running riot through my head.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:13,
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Quite.Most wine drinkers I know tend to prefer white, so if there's any red going, I'm usually obliged to try to drink it all. Being primarily a beer drinker, it's all too easy to quaff it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:41,
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I wouldn't drink it by choice, but I've been known to drink any leftover from cooking and that.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:50,
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Next cunt I see on a phone in my juicer / gym is getting glassed , 3 times I've had to take it back, only on my 3rd pint (
mongychops, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:25,
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I'm not a violent man, but I'm a very aggressive Pokémon trainer (
mongychops, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:34,
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in my own thread as well didn't think I would live to see the day
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$$ ✅, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:53,
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Something wrong with googleI'll be buying a new truck for me and my family.. but first I wanted to show some photos of trucks to my wife, so we can discuss the choices we have there.
So I googled "Nice truck" and you wouldn't believe the (nasty!)images that came up, .. lot of blood and cops and dead people..(?) wth google :O That's a very dark malfunction, I hope they fix it soon
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Get a load of this guy! What a card!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:08,
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Which one? I only need one more and I'll have 3's and 4's(
H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:15,
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The one with the rules written on it,that's been left in by mistake.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:19,
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thanks for posting that slightlywrong link earlier by the waythink i'mna get myself a 'better call paul' shirt
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:41,
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I was looking at the X-Guys oneOne of my mates is a huge Marvel fan, especially X-Men, and I reckon this would be some Sega Bass Fishing level bait
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:22,
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yeah, i like that one tooand the 'zip a dee doo dah motherfuckers' one
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:23,
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I do 3's 4's most of the time.#bristolchat
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:35,
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WAKA WAKA!!!Im her all week, try the veal, it's lovely!!
BOING!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:09,
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Monster Munch... You were a hit on the runway, but your sewing challenge lacked crunch.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:12,
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Laugh?I nearly did!
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:12,
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BTW this joke is so shitThe punchline is on the front page of Reddit.
That shit.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:16,
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hiya, i made this joke already but betterplz leave
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:14,
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You should let Willie take it from here, Doves.You can't compete with his brand of zany humour.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:15,
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"Nice fireworks show was canceled"if the show was nice, ... they shouldn't have canceled it
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based on the responses, i'm not even going to read your shit post(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:16,
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??????www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=navi
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:29,
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i like the one called 'angry' that they did with tippa irie(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:14,
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Hackshually *adjusts glasses*The reason he was calling you Navi was because in The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time (N64, 1998), the character Navi would draw the player's attention to items and points of interest by repeatedly saying "Hey!" and "Listen!"
Unfortunately what was originally intended to be a clever "in universe" way of guiding the player through the game quickly became a source of annoyance, to the point that Navi is now one of the most well known NPCs in the Legend of Zelda series alongside Tingle and even Zelda herself simply by being so annoying to deal with.
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:57,
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these guys just don't *get* me like you do, muppsy(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:33,
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This post now feels like the turd that Two Hats has been trying to flush for the past few hoursBut eight times as shit.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:34,
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Hello new person.As luck would have it, /talk regular mongychops is an expert in both trucks and Google, why don't you send him a gaz? www.b3ta.com/talk/write.php?parent=7966635
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:40,
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Reuben, or a well made Club sandwich(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:38,
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Good question, but nearly impossible to answerPeanut butter and jam, beef and mustard, ham, cheese, and pickle, the classic ploughmans, there's very few things you can smash between two slices of bread that won't work
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:38,
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Dettol and earwaxThat does not work between bread.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:39,
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Also, this idea of taking a loaf, hollowing it out, filling it with layers of filling and cutting off slicesSandwich? Y/N
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:41,
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does the bread form a complete envelope?no, it does not. So it's not a sandwich.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:46,
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an envelope?you must make some pretty weird sarnies
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:27,
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I make a normal sandwichand then cut just one triangle out of it.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:31,
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May and Johnson (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:54,
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My one housemate was disgusted at me eating a chicken kiev sandwich.I don't see anything wrong with it, but the way he was acting he may as well have caught me with my fingers in the dog.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:58,
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I think the oddest one I did was a lasagne sandwich, but that's just because I couldn't be arsed cleaning a plate and microwaving it.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:59,
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Wasn't there something of an outcry when Tesco started selling lasagne sandwiches?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:04,
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Dunno. Iceland got the piss taken out of them for their chicken tikka lasagne.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:11,
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Can't see that's any worse than chicken tikka pizzas.My wife made a lasagna with Quorn chicken pieces, the other day. It was weird, although perfectly edible.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:18,
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'member baked beans on pizza, eh?what were tharrabout?
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:20,
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They were horrible.Food nostalgia's not what it used to be.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:21,
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seems wrong despite just being cheesy beans on toast but with a lid(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:28,
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Why does it seem wrong to you?The advantage is the lack of effort and cleanup.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:30,
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dunno, just seems offi'm sure it's fine though. calm down
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:35,
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I'm calm, I find it odd that you find it odd.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:38,
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Cheese on beans on toast is rank.Something about melted cheese with beans just doesn't work.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:34,
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has to be trolling(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:39,
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I'm 100% serious on this matter.Cheese on beans on toast is wrong, and should be stopped.
Cheese on beans on a baked potato is fine, however, as shoving it under the grill seems like an unlikely course of action.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:59,
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Beans on cheese on toast is better than cheese on beans on toast.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:00,
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always cheese on first(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:01,
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That's still horrible,even if it's not what I was thinking of.
I once spread Marmite on the toast before putting the beans on - that was a horrible mistake to make.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:07,
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wait who was talking about shoving it under a grillyou're not putting cold beans on there are you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:01,
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It's not cheese on toast if you don't grill it,just toast with cheese on.
I wouldn't get nearly so upset by beans on toast with cheese.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:03,
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I'm the pinnacle of human development.You should show me more respect.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:09,
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^Black pudding goes well with bean juice, seeing as it's relevant.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:40,
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Black pudding makes everything better.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:04,
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In the past I've used chilli and tortilla sheets in place of bolognaise and pasta sheets.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:20,
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Come to think of it I've also used a naan bread and tandoori chicken and mozarella to make a 'pizza'.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:22,
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There was a conversation about Lasagna sandwiches in my office this morning.I think it was decided that they were a bit weird but eating bread as a side dish was ok.
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I'd probably not take it in as a packed lunch.But I was hungry, it was after closing time and I wanted something to soak up the booze before I collapsed into my pit.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:21,
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:40,
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Keep the hot hot, and the cool cool
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:46,
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you could have said the one in Kent m8or you pressed between Lexi Belle and Sarah Harding
or sandshrew/sandlash
you fucking muppet
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:44,
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we could discuss the best songs about food or maybe a sandwich pun thread?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:51,
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They're doing it on purpose now.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:55,
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Im fond of a warm bap myself.Either lamb and mint
or
Savaloy and pease pudding (terribly Northern)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:45,
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a sandwich is merely a functional item of food for convenience sake(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:50,
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so are prostitutes, but there's still better and worse ones(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:53,
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Tangles is 11p for a gob(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:56,
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Yeah but I heard it's like putting your dick down the plughole and fucking all the trapped hair down thereso you get what you pay for
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:06,
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Wispy paedo epiglottis(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:14,
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Poo on poo bread (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:53,
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Depends what I'm in the mood for.Right now, I just want something to shove in my face.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:03,
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Not in a sandwich, no.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:06,
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one of those individually wrapped cheese slices in between 2 slices of tesco value white bread(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:17,
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It's no Billy Bear, m9x2-10.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:19,
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i was just in sainsburys and they had some spicy salmon fillets with today's date onreduced from £4.50 to a much more reasonable £4.25
what's the fucking point of that, eh?
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:22,
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It's now economical to post rotten fish to your enemy second-class?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:25,
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does that 25p saving make it economical?seems mad to me
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:37,
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I just checked and a 2nd class stamp is 55pI thought it was 19p :(
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:40,
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at least unwrap it first, you monster(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:24,
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that would require being able to tell where the cheese ends and the wrapper begins(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:36,
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One of our graduates once came in with sandwiches that consisted of single slice of wafer thin ham, the stuff that's so thin it's translucent, between slices of still frozen bread. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:26,
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we'll all be eating nothing but these soon enough anywaywww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15752918
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:38,
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what's wrong with his eyes?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:47,
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Perhaps it's the sadness of existing on an unflavoured and unsweetened nutritionally complete powdered food ​that contains all the proteins, carbs, and fats you need plus at least 100% of the European Union's "Daily Recommended Amounts" of all 26 es(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:49,
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he's out of touchRDAs have been superseded by RNIs or NRVs
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:59,
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I don't know or care what that means.But a thing that minorly irritates me are nutritionists who pretend there's loads of convoluted science behind eating healthily. Unless you're an athlete it's pretty fucking obvious for the most part.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:03,
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That's been the latest thing for Facebook to spam my timeline with.A no point have i ever expressed a dislike for food.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:01,
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Imagine being the sort of joy-void who is indifferent to food.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:03,
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It'd make this website at least 68% less entertaining.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:11,
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they keep calling it a nice truck attackseems a bit inconsiderate to call it nice if you ask me
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:26,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:33,
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I listened to an eyewitness account on the radio, earlier.All flayed flesh and severed appendages. Bit much, really.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:39,
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I noticed the other day that Pornhub now has a 'described' section for the visually impaired.Might give it a go next time I'm on a long drive.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:42,
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I know it's early, but...7/7
Ave it you slaaaags
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36797578
Not playing? Tell us your weekend plans.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:16,
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Oh, so we're playing a game about current affairsbut when someone brings up and actual community concern, it's ignored. Fine. No, honestly, that's fine. We can play your little gossip game if you like.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:19,
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They're building even more houses in Thanetby building over the old airport which was the only real source of jobs in the first place.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:24,
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More and moreI'm starting to feel like I'm either dreaming, or I'm in some kind of Truman show situation, where the people in charge are deliberately making mental decisions just to see how far I can be pushed before I go into total meltdown.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:26,
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And I got 6/7 by the way(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:26,
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Already the Havant road is insanely busy during rush hourAdd another 5000 cars to that (potentially). I tell you, Imma fucking shank someone one of these days.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:28,
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They're building all over the Bracknell areaturning it into a massive miserable housing estate. Now the roads and infrastructure were designed to cope with growth so it's not really an issue BUT I'm going to be able to see houses from where I once I could see naught but fields so I'm fucking STEAMING
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:30,
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It's crazyEverything here gets turned into flats now. Everytime a shop closes down, then turn it into residential.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:32,
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You may not be aware of it, but there's a massive housing shortage in the country.(
Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:34,
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Well yeahbut if we don't have the infrastructure to support it, it's just going to cause other problems down the line. They never seem to think ahead. We're now getting to a point in portsmouth where there won't be enough schools to accomodate the children that people are having.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:41,
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So you are saying sterilise Portsmouth?Right?
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:43,
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Oh, without a doubtWell, not all of it. Most of it though.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:47,
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Wow, that does sound terrible.Good job I don't live in Portsmouth!
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:44,
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Couple more years and I'm leavingthen it's THEIR problem
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:46,
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The mrs grew up in west london and went to university in portsmouth. She loves it there.I'm a semi-rural/suburban product. Whenever I go to portsmouth, I'm strongly reminded of a termite mound. You people live on top of each other. it's weird.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:49,
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It's way too crowded here. I feel like I share a house with 50 other people(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:51,
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It's ok, I'm taking you with me(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:52,
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it'll end with the two of us on a tiny desert island with a single palm tree and i'll look at you and you'll turn into a giant t-bone steak or somethingi just know it
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:23,
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We won't be able to afford t-bone, sorry(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:26,
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not even imaginary? fucking hell times really are going to be tough(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:27,
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Well this is what happens when you leave something without thinking it through(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:28,
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it's this kind of attitude that caused brexit(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:52,
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your FACE caused brexit(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:52,
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Exactly That is not a union I want to be a part of
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:59,
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Ok, I admit you have nice eyesBUT THAT'S IT
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:02,
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as long as you don't start ogling my earlobes(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:15,
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I promise nothing(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:17,
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Our council has engaged in a future-proof scheme of shutting schools and building houses.What could possibly go wrong?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:50,
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COME ON, MAGGIE MAY!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:52,
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That works on so many levels!Kudos, 2H.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:55,
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Our council has decided that by-laws protecting green spacesonly apply until a contractor pays them enough. Standard councilling.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:53,
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I went to a meeting about one if the school closures.The people representing the council were right dickheads, seemingly willfully oblivious to the obvious flaws in their plans. It was all a little too stereotypical.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:58,
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That Jacob Rees Mogg makes me want to vomitThat's who I pictured when you posted this
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:00,
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Like him, but shorter, heavier set, and not posh.Equally as punchable and up their own arse, so good call.
He had a similar job to mine, I think (only schools, not hospitals), so why he'd been put up for the meeting, I don't know. He clearly wasn't the decision maker, and was either unable, unwilling, or forbidden to have any understanding of simple population forecasting. Proper shit show.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:04,
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I suppose that was partly my point.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:17,
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I like him. I would never vote for him though.At least he believes in something and turns up to represent it.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:07,
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Everybody around here is up in arms over the golf course getting built over.However, nobody really bothered going to the council hearing about it. Those that did didn't say anything.
Twats.
Personally I don't really give a fuck, it's Bracknell, what do people expect?
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:00,
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It's almost as if successive governments have pretended the country doesn't need to build affordable housing for the last three decades.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:52,
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I thought bracknell was just a mass of identikit housing. It's a commuter town after all.I grew up in somewhere similar in the midlands, but the houses were built in the 70's where you didn't even have to plan in corner shops. It's a 20 minute walk if you want a pint of milk.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:49,
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Yeah, it is mostly. But actually quite a small town, still.it's a new town they built on top of old Bracknell and a bunch of villages. I live in one of the out-lying villages. The fields and golf course between us and Bracknell are rapidly getting built over.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:55,
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This is not factually incorrect.I just prefer looking at a golf course than some depressing housing estate full of identical homes and identical cars and identical people.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:57,
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Classic NIMBYING here.I see what you mean though. The weird part is the people that live in these places seem somewhat proud of themselves.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:58,
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Did I not just say that I grew up in semi rural and suburban locations? Of course I'm a fucking NIMBY you idiot.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:59,
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Yeah, I like that.But I think part of the charm is that it's over quick.
There used to be a council 6-hole here and that was ok because you could plough through it in an hour before you got bored.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:00,
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Your nan was a council 6-hole, m8But I ploughed through for an hour when I got bored
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:01,
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ok, which 4 head holes are you counting?(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:22,
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I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a deviated septum(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:29,
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i'd like to try one of those massive american ones(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:15,
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tough tits...is not a problem they have
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:20,
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I'll make a concession for thisAdd another level to it - Crazy Golf, with crazy people, ON DRUGS
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:05,
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Portsmouth's got that great one on the seafront past the pierwhere if you chip the ball high enough the wind catches it and slams it into the nearby houses
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:19,
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you'd probably need the pitch and putt for maximum window-breaking opportunitythe crazy golf course is a bit dilapidated now, you could hook a ball into one of those claw machines though. it's about the only way you're likely to get a toy out of them
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:21,
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New towns are vile.The one I grew up in was an old small town that expanded so it's not quite as bad, but still pretty soulless, but my nan lived in Redditch and that place is seriously grim.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:57,
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Bracknell has a bad reputation. There's a couple of housing estates that are worth not going into if you like your wallet,but the town's quite small, surrounded by forest and villages. It's no MK, for sure.
My home town, Guildford, is much the same as yours by the sounds of things.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:06,
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I almost moved to Milton Keynes.One of the new bits, too. It's actually quite well planned out, with ample green spaces and regular local amenities.
I can't believe what I've just written.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:08,
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I'm not sure I like 'well planned out' places.They're all by committee and dull.
You want a random mixture of edwardian, victorian and brutalist buildings dotted about.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:12,
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Character was a secondary concern, behind large and affordable, and nearby parks and shops.We almost went for one that had it's own summerhouse and BBQ/bar. Didn't seem fair to relegate in-laws to living in a building with no kitchen, though. Would have been ideal, otherwise.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:27,
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Why do you live with your inlaws? That seems worse than renting.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:35,
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Partly because my wife is worried that her father will die soon, leaving her mum on her own,but also because we needed a bigger house, fast, and were obviously going to lose money when we sold.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:12,
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They just don't appeal to me at all because I want more from the area I live in than just my house happening to be there.I can sort-of see the appeal if you've got a family and whatnot because that's enveloped your life anyway.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:10,
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They don't to me, either.I wanted to move properly out of towns, but the woman's a life long city dweller and the idea of having to drive to a shop gave her the fear.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:13,
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I quite like mixing pubs into shopping trips so that'd be out for me if I lived in the sticks.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:24,
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The trick for me is finding a pub that's in walking distance,isn't a wanky gastro place and doesn't show sport. An old man pub, basically.
It's surprising how difficult that's getting.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:28,
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Yeah, old man pubs are my favorite too. A while back we stayed in Glasgow and a friend of a friend lives there, so we asked him to take us for a tour of the good pubs. He took us to several wetherspoons and other chain type places. I was seething.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:38,
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Living in the North of England, I have literally nothing to say about thisI don't even know what a Havant is, or why it needs a road
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:31,
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People need roads to get to and from places they want to visitWhat is the northern equivalent? Someone will need to help me here. I've never been further north than Watford.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:33,
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Hill walking I guess?But most of us prefer to sit in our hovels / caves and grumble about the weather and anything in line of sight. Serious business, the rain alone can kill a man stone dead in a day or two.
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:35,
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Since I live in Salford (or pretty much on the Manchester / Salford borderThis is more informative than anything. And beggars the question "why the fuck would you want to live in Havant?"
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:37,
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Because you're poor and a heroin user.Same as Salford, you see.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:37,
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You need to go through it to get to HaylingI live in neither of these places, incidentally. It's the principle that angers me.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:39,
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The thing about commuter towns is that they're basically just a mass of identical housing in a cultural nadir.So you need a road to so you can get yourself literally anywhere else.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:56,
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Don't be ridiculousI'd never wear a tie
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:32,
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^ dedicated drawer for all his pocket protectors(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:52,
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Well where do YOU keep them?In a box, like a SAVAGE I suppose?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:53,
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let them build the houses and get all the worst people to move into themthen blow up the bridge
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:40,
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The simplest solution does seem to bejust don't go to or from Hayling.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:42,
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Tell me in a nutshell.Im not scrolling through all that ramble
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:38,
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i sometimes stay in that langstone hotel you knowthat road is a nightmare
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:44,
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6 / 7 bitchesAnd I'll be a sport and divulge my weekend plans - Fuck all, 420blayzit and beers most likely
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:19,
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Did that earlier, got 3/10Decided to download that pokething game as apparently I'm now a mindless know-nothing cunt so I might as well act like it.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:24,
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Oh what? You have to actually fucking walk places?I'm at work for Christ's sake.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:35,
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I saw a job advert yesterday, one of the listed perks was "an on-site Pokemon Gym and three PokeStops accessible from the office"It's already taking over, Piccadilly Gardens was rammed with people playing it yesterday afternoon
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:39,
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I thought I'd have a go so I could see exactly how angry I need to get about it.I'll let you know. So far I'm quite cross that your character is forced to dress like a prize cunt. Cross, but not entirely surprised.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:41,
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I'll say one thing for it, it's effective at gamifying exercise, especially in younger players, I'm only on it because I was a fan of the old gamesAnd it's got me out and about a lot more. If you're expecting a deep, involving game that perfectly simulates the pretend life of a Pokemon trainer, move on, they're just a mechanic to make you walk around
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:49,
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I'm not, dear God I'm a grown man.Just thought it might give me something to do on my lunch break. I work in the middle of nowhere.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:51,
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Grim fandango is on android and ios. That's quite good.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:54,
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All I've really got to do on my lunch breakIs walk to a Spar and then wander around some woods. May as well get a Pidgie or two.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:56,
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I've taken to reading a book in the park.I take my lunch late so everyone else doing the same has already gone back to work.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:03,
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I had no ideaI mean I've got it on Steam, but that's a good call right there
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:58,
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Surprised they haven't done that with more point and click gamesMonkey Island, Sam and Max, Day of the Tentacle, etc.
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:10,
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Well you can download the engines and install them yourself.DOTT is on iOS.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:12,
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my current favourite mobile game is 'rodeo stampede'(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:01,
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It's the amount of data they are harvesting that baffles me, it's perfect for advertising (
mongychops, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:08,
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Already on it apparentlyAs a way of monetizing the game without being dependent on microtransactions, they're going to be adding "sponsored PokeStops" in certain areas that companies can pay to have advertisements displayed (works both ways I guess, you take money from the companies to advertise, and also take money from the small number of users who pay to have the adverts removed).
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:16,
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4/7Picking up my olds from the airport this afternoon, restaurant booked, then a drive to the lakes tomorrow for a week in a cabin.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:25,
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4/7And Reggie Watts tomorrow night. Which is going to be AMAZING.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:31,
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I LOVE Reggie Watts!Enjoy that. I'd love to see him live.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:34,
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Who isn't?#weareperrin
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:48,
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Oh, and my fucking toilet is blockedSo if anyone has any non-"sticking my hand down and hooking the shit out" related suggestions, I'd love to fucking hear them. No, I don't have a toilet plunger.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:50,
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Haha go to the shops and get some horrendously dangerous chemicals.Pour them down the bog. Flush. Poo without fear.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:53,
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I was hoping to avoid having to go outbut I might have to after all
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:57,
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Put a bag round a mop and shove that down there.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:53,
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I've already considered thisIt's on the list...but it's not high on the list.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:58,
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If you've got a garden hose, cut off an 18" lengthit's the right mix of flexibility and stiffness to poke down your U-bend
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:55,
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That might work actually(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:00,
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It does m8it's better than constantly pouring boiling water in there to try to dissolve the shit
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:15,
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Gave it a go, but my hose is a bit soft *cough*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:17,
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pound the hose flat with a hammer thenthat'll stiffen it up
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:21,
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*something about my penis and your nan*(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:06,
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Overnight oatsPour them in, the weight will push it round the u bend
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:56,
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oh come on now, really(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:01,
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FineHave some REAL answers
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:03,
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My mate gav was a plumber from the council.It seemed at least one of their tenents solution to the problem was to fill the bath with water and start shitting in that.
The worst part is some of them expected him to tend to the bath afterwards.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:06,
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I don't have a bath, only a shower cubicleThink on that for a bit
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:09,
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Termites.All running around and on top of each other on their little island.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:11,
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I know, I know(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:12,
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Oh in that case then I guess you're going to have to do the WAFFLE STOMP.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:14,
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Remove the filter from the plughole, and take a potato masher in with you.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:15,
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I could really use his help right nowfor both of those reasons
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:19,
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I got 5/7I've just read a bit of the housing estate chat, and it seems you're all a bunch of wankers.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:22,
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WorseHe lives in Oxford and owns horses
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:31,
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Well that makes him one of us, then.Dunno what he's on about.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:32,
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I bought a house in a nice area, I have the country side on my doorstep and there's no space to build more houses to ruin my view.Maybe you should reconsider living somewhere so crap.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:32,
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Woah, why so upset?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:35,
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There is a huge housing crisis and a whole generation is struggling to even buy a property,There is no structure in place to provide sensible long term and affordable rental options and you're worried about the roads being a bit busier.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:37,
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It's not just the roads, and you know that reallyThe roads are just the beginning. Adequate health care, education, policing, even the water system. It's all impacted by the amount of people who live here. And the property developers only see the bottom line...not the fact that actual humans will have to live in these conditions.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:40,
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I'd vote for you, 2H, although I don't see you offering any solutions.Which is standard for politics.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:47,
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FREEDOM! BRITAIN! TOGETHERNESS! THE FUTURE!thank you
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:48,
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Perhaps if Britain hadn't paid people to design the country to promote car usage and de-incentivise public transport from about the 1950's to the 2000'sThen more people might be able to get trains and buses and shit.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:44,
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The Beeching cuts were probably necessary at the timebut in hindsight they've been a fucking disaster.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:45,
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Savings probably had to be made but Beeching was appointed by Marples, who was a previously a high-flyer in construction companies and opened the M1.So there was definitely an ideological opposition to rail/public transport and a desire to get people buying cars and helping manufacturing.
And that ideology lasted far longer than it should have done.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:51,
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And it's especially lol now that the government doesn't want to pay for roads either and would love to privatise them.After 60 years of fucking the railway network.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:54,
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I was just thinking about all the villages around Guildford on the old Horsham line.They would have been perfect for modern commuters, places like Bracknell and Reading would be a lot smaller if people could live closer and still commute by train.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:55,
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I'm buying a horse the second I've got the space to keep one(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:45,
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I live in the area I do for loads of reasonsHousing prices is one of them, children is another, my wife's job is another and our extended family, to a lesser extent also influenced the decision. There's no way I could afford to move out of the area when we first bought a house, but we plan to at some point.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:38,
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Yeah, I know, sorry that was out of order.I just get riled up by Nimbyism
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:40,
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No, you misunderstand meIt's not a case of nimby. I understand (firstly) that everyone has to live somewhere, and just because you can't afford a nice house in a nice area, doesn't mean you aren't a nice person. I grew up dirt poor, and I'm basically a decent person.
The problem facing us is the overburdening of our facilites. That's what worries me the most.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:42,
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POVVOS. THE INDOLENT YOUTH.My house price is justification for dooming a generation to penury!
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:47,
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Why's everyone getting at me today?I live in one of the most densely populated cities in the country, they're adding more people to it all the time without proper provision to ensure these people can live properly, and somehow my objection to this is anti-poor! Fuck this.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:51,
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I wasn't getting at you Twoey,wind your neck in, there's a love.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:56,
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Well stop voting for governments that are ideologically opposed to social/infrastructural funding in any form then.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:02,
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Same hereI live in a block of flats, all these cunts whinging about infrastructure does my nut in
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:27,
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Just because I don't live in a flat, doesn't mean I'm not allowed to whinge, surely(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:30,
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i live in a flat above a bookshop next to a pubseems ok
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:34,
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I used to live in a flat above a shop that sold fireplaces.The landlord died, and no one thought to tell us.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:44,
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there was white smoke coming out of all the chimneys as a sign of respect m8you should have paid more attention
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:49,
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Some day, Windy, you'll be middle-aged, too.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:31,
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hoping to do as little as possible this weekend. might play some more carmageddonas for the quiz? www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSC9cgvtkRs
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:26,
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Nice BMW E30 cabrio in that vid(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:34,
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4/7 for mehappy st.switihin's day, by the way
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:43,
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:55,
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Is it bad that I want a Rover 800?A mk1 820 Turbo fastback.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:53,
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827Si was a proper weapon m8but the 800s weren't bad cars at all. It's a Honda Legend really.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:58,
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When I was a lad the coveted car that was just about affordable for young drivers was the 200 coupe aka the 'tomcat'.It was like a crap calibra.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:06,
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It was affordable because there was a 1600 version.The Tomcat was a 2 litre turbo and I am led to believe it shifted.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:07,
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Just under 200hp in a FWD car 20 years agothat must have been mental
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:12,
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I like Triumphs but there's a bit of a steam railway/detectorist enthusiast vibe that goes along with them.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:13,
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Quite different to the Biggles jacket pipe smoker Rover crowd, I agree!(
Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:17,
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alright woodois this extreme rain battering Deutschland too?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 7:12,
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none where I'm atI don't generally follow any weather forecasts.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 7:26,
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You don't follow the weather?What the fuck's wrong with you?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:02,
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i.imgur.com/LA7XCOp.jpg
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:06,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8_XFtTJfUQ
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:16,
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I couldn't care less about the weathernow climate, that's something completely different. I mean, humid climate, climate of fear, you name it.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:31,
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Everywhere I goI always take the weather with me. It pisses off the Met Office something fierce
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:38,
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who follows the weather?just look out the window in the morning
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:10,
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This is literally as good as watching the weather reportActually, no. It's much, much more accurate.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:12,
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right?bring back the floating map and i MIGHT watch the weather
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:15,
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*makes throat cut gesture**whispers* fred talbot*whispers*teacher*whispers*young boys*whispers*feather duster
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:17,
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does he own the map or the patent for giant floating maps?seems unlikely. anyone could prance around on the thing.even a lady
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:19,
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Nope, it's all hisHe had to take it into the clink with him. It's on the floor of his cell in bits. He sleeps on Wales.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:20,
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Now that's just crazy talk manoShe'd have to show her ankles when she jumps over to Ireland, think of the scandal!
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:21,
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Didn't Fred Talbot turn out to be a nonce, or something?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:17,
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Morning beethreeterReady for another day of sticking it to the MAN?
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 7:17,
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I have to be at the airport at 3pmso some prick's just booked a meeting for me at 2:30pm. DO ONE.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 7:25,
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Make some vague statement about Facetimeing their Twitters to synchronize productivity and create synergyWhile making a beeline for the door
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:37,
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Sticking it to YOUR NAN, more like.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 7:51,
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I don't see what's so about it(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 7:41,
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it's like SO morning right now(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 7:41,
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Could it BE any more ning?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 7:45,
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Oh haha 'ning', like they say on "b3ta"!!(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 7:45,
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"Bazinga" with the z replaced, that's what everyone finds funny these days isn't it, that sort of thing(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 7:50,
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Morning.Feel asleep on the sofa, last night. Never a good choice.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 7:53,
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My sofa's really comfortable, I'm happy sleeping on itDid you piss off your wife or sutin?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 7:56,
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No martial disharmony, just dead tired after the kids' birthday party.Trying to watch an episode of Fargo was a mistake, as I feel asleep during and woke up to see Rastamouse going to jail.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:16,
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SPOILERS!THANKS Monster Munch. I was going to watch that.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:30,
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Which series of Fargo, by the way?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:30,
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Figuring it out, eh?I get you
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:12,
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hey here's a good onehow do you keep an idiot in suspense? haha
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:15,
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haha, brilliant(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:15,
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Second series.Haven't really got into it in the same way as the first, so it's taking me a while. Bruce Campbell as Reagan has propelled the whole thing onto my Best Ideas Ever list*, however.
*I keep no such list.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:16,
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Exactly the sameI loved the first one, couldn't put it down. The second one is good...but not quite as good.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:18,
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did scratchy and zoomer help him get out?(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:14,
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Feel back asleep, so am assuming he got shanked.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:24,
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This is your neck right nowi.ytimg.com/vi/Yvlu6m6H-r0/maxresdefault.jpg
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 7:56,
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Sleeping on the sofa seems like such a good idea at the timeIt's so comfy, you've found your groove...then you wake up with a question mark where your spine used to be
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:31,
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choke to death on zebra dick, fuck-knuckle(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:06,
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Fat pocket klinking! Dollar eye twinkling!(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:12,
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STICK SOME FFFFFFRIDAY UP YOUR POOPER!!!!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:27,
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^ uses cadbury caramels as anal beads(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:33,
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i wish i were an oscar mayer weiner(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:29,
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In truth, I can't eat them anymoreThere's something in them that #triggers my diverticulitis. Shame, because I did enjoy them.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:40,
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The irony isThat I found a brand that doesn't contain MRM, and it was those that made me sick. I stay away from all of them now, just in case. But still.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:09,
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:18,
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Those crazy foreigns eh(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:56,
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because if you were, then everyone would be in love with you?oh the doveston, we already are
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:17,
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I overslept and didn't have time for a shower :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:42,
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Man, I can't function without a shower under my beltand below my belt
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:43,
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nor meI'm trying to compensate with caffeine
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:57,
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Pouring coffee on yourself instead of showering won't helpQuite the opposite in fact
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:01,
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You should listen to Daniel Powter's 2005 hit Bad Day to put you in a good mood
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$$ ✅, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:46,
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And if that doesn't quite get you thereTop it off with a bit of You Get What You Give, the 1998 smash hit by LA alt-rock sensations, The New Radicals.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:11,
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no job is so important that it's better to be a minging cunt than 10 minutes lateexcept maybe sniper
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:51,
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^ThisI'd rather turn up half an hour late but showered, awake and ready to work, than turn up stinking and half asleep
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:05,
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luckily I don't stink and I've had an extra hour in bed(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:10,
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That's what you thinkYou can't smell you're own rancid foetid BO, and if you can, it means it's really bad
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:11,
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just get everyone to gather round and spit on you(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:10,
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I tell you, with all this talk of "5-0" and "bail conditions"It sounds like spanishlie is really living his life to the full!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:15,
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They're building 5000 new houses in Hayling, but there's still only one road on and off the islandI think this is a concern. Anyone else have any opinions on this matter?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:13,
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It's a setup for the next Snake Plisken story.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:46,
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Got dinged for internet usage at my new jobannoyingly I've finally figured out their system so my productivity is going to skyrocket anyway and of course that's because I'm not always on the internet any more.
Been fucked by the system lately?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 1:34,
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Yeah. Had my phone confiscated by the 5.0Bail conditions mean I can't go on my £1300 holiday.
Police brutality. Cunts
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 1:53,
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Lol blanked Ffs dude
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 2:07,
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Shouldn't be a nonce then.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 7:49,
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Totally pushing that prick down the board(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 18:06,
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What's he done to deserve that sort of treatment?Oh wait
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 18:30,
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mr.h(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 18:54,
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I've tried pokèmon go. It seemed alright at first, but I don't really have time for it.So I'm out.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Jul 2016, 19:01,
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Nevermind that shit!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 20:29,
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There goes the neighbourhood!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 20:37,
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if b3ta suddenly gets shut downwhat's our backup plan?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 14:37,
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He should totally change his name to '$$'(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:59,
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dollar dollar, dollar dollar!ching ching, bling bling
cut the chatter
you ain't talkin' money
then your talkin' don't matter
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 17:07,
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VERY VERY VERY BREAKY BREAKY BREAKY BISHI BISHI!!! (
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 17:09,
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awwwwww jeah!if anyone nicks SS while you're a certified g, let me know
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 18:00,
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if you haven't already made your backup plan there is no hope for you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 14:44,
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I've taken to keeping a bucket of water under my desk in case i need to drown myself in it.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:28,
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Mass suicideJonestown style
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 14:53,
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Go back to law school, I guess(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:03,
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Right my memoirs probablyOr somebody else's memoirs. Memoirs will definitely be written, that much is certain
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:04,
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sure, I'd be open to that(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:09,
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Spanishfly: Which Lie Did I Tell?(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:35,
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SpanishLIE: Tales of Whoremongering and Dog Murder(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:37,
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you can write minebut you'll need to sex them up a bit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:13,
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Oh, I'll sex it up, m8I'll sex it RIGHT up
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:24,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:32,
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it's annoying that you can't have different text for different frames innit?(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:34,
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slightly, but I am enjoying the addition of a gifmaker nonetheless(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:42,
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Chicken dentist(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:05,
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cry myself to sleep(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:15,
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Nah, thats down, and its sequel4rthur 2 is on the rocks.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:33,
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:37,
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It is fineI bathe in the glory that you recognise at least 90% of my name.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:42,
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Typing O'Nakey-Board(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:38,
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I went for the pun on a pun!PUN ON A PUN!
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:40,
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Belmington Institute(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:33,
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I don't think you meet the criteria for my exclusive club soz(
H.B.Mupps, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:55,
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play darts probably(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:35,
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I guess that means voat is truly dead(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:42,
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Jesus, that hasn't given up yet?(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:47,
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prolly go round to Two Hats place and throw some arrows and drink some cheap supermarket lager(
$$ ✅, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:42,
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why does music chat upset you so much, mongy?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:44,
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because it has become constant, like foood used to be, nearly every thread now has some sort of music bollox in it, no matter what the topic, i find it dull (
mongychops, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:49,
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the levellers are shit and rubbish and if i don't like them then nobody else should and if you do you are wrong blah blah blah (
mongychops, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:50,
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i can't use the AR because my phone doesn't have gyroscope, only bought it sunday, now i've got to buy another one with a gyroscope ffs (
mongychops, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:15,
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i remember having a gyroscope from the science museumprobably long gone now, or i'd have sent it to you
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:50,
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:43,
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if you dip it in liquid nitrogen, it should shatter quite nicely(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 15:57,
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b3ta was my backup plan :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:02,
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RIP Helena Benitez, 102, Filipino politician and educator.Bet someone on /board has already made a hilarious image about this
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$$ ✅, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:17,
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better snap it up nowwww.123-reg.co.uk/order/domain?X-CSRF-Token=3e74f56619efd75e65ce2758cf0d6536c2b86f08&domain=nanguff.com&search=&ajax_enabled=true
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:56,
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caught a fucking squirtle in my front roomlittle prick
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:58,
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Asda have had to put up a sign of rulesLike 'watch where you're running'. Are people fucking cunts, or something? Jesus christ.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 17:10,
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Too lateSpent all my money on variants of if for the sweet sweet dyslexic advertising dough.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 17:00,
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Something to do with poopers (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Jul 2016, 16:51,
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Right, I've found this site that gives you ideas for new threadsSo let's get cracking! Pick one and we'll run with it
www.sitepoint.com/community/t/good-general-chat-topics/2321/2
Or go fuck yourself, I don't give a single shit, gaylord.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:16,
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* Picture thread! (pics of yourself)(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:17,
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:19,
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pure.tue.nl/ws/files/7442318/photo.jpeg
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:20,
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you're a good looking guy(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:21,
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i clicked with the little magnifying glass and wished i hadn't(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:21,
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hahahaI see what you mean
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:22,
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that infected hair root on his adam's apple :((
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:23,
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what's wrong with you, eh?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:23,
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I'm subscribed to /r/popping(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:26,
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lol, stare into my eyesor more accurately, stare into the eyes of the first google image search result for doveston
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:23,
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:22,
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www.caulifloweralleyclub.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Mean-Gene.jpg
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$$ ✅, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:23,
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i.imgur.com/Cw5rU5g.png
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:26,
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i see you more asthe mouth of the south
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:28,
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I love Jimmybut I'm a Brain mark through and through
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:30,
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POW! Right in the kisser!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 14:27,
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http://docs.oracle.com/javafx/2/charts/img/pie-legend.png
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:33,
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I was expecting to only see oranges on that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:34,
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how much sleep do you get?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:18,
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5-6 hours a night(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:18,
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Plus the 11 hours you get at night(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:19,
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hahaWell this thread has been amusing me greatly, so far
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:27,
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If lucky 7 hoursDepends on if/when the cat sits on my arm/face or attacks my toes.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:28,
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what's your favourite fruit?!fucking hell
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:18,
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Mango, hands down(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:19,
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I never used to like plums, but I've recently got into them*anecdote ends
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:20,
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PapayaIs the correct answer
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:30,
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I can never eat papaya after it was one of the first foods that my son loved as a baby(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:35,
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He wouldn't have choked on the pips if you were not a cack handed twat at scooping(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:56,
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I don't understand(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 14:09,
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it still smells of papaya when it comes out againbut wrong papaya
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 14:18,
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All papaya is wrong papaya/brought to you courtesy of the anti-papaya board
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fuscous, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 14:21,
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we used to amuse ourselves by singing 'papaya poo' to the tune of this:youtu.be/3n3CShvEWWs
but it really wasn't amusing
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 14:22,
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oh I SEEyes, I'm with you now
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 14:23,
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I've already said too much(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 14:26,
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Only if the question isWhat fruit tastes most like a chemical flavouring?
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fuscous, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:45,
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I see the anti-papaya board have got to youShill
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:54,
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Then you have debates....these will typically encourage quality posts* Religion
* Politics
* Abortion
* Drugs
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$$ ✅, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:19,
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I like to start my meetings by going round the table asking people what their views on abortion are, it's a real good icebreaker.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:21,
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politics eh? would you believe it?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:22,
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Those clowns in congress are at it again, what a bunch of clowns!(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:23,
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how do you keep up with the news like that?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:26,
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My job for ~ years was to take a list like that to a multinationaland ask the same questions to each employee in turn for an hour, and right down the answers. Good toimes.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:20,
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Here's one for you* Your dream car
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:22,
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:26,
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who wouldn't covet a coquetish candy car?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:28,
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Oh shit, that's toughI really want a sports pickup like an El Camino, and I've always loved shooting brakes like the Z3 Coupe or the Ferrari Breadvan, but now that I've got a brat I'd probably plump for something like a V8 hearse because it would make me smile every time I saw it, or a BMW E24.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:32,
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I do like the El Camino.I know a bloke who's a bike mechanic and breaker. His works truck is a mk2 golf pickup.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:46,
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Golf pickup is called a Caddy, because apparently the Germans have a sense of humour(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:54,
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Lovely little mid-engine two-tone coupe with staggered rims nice choice
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:43,
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i staggered your nan's rim last christmas(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 14:27,
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nah, I quit cos I ran out of forum posts(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:28,
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Do you have a cellphone?Or are you a massive twat?
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:21,
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cheers for asking!working my way through this
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:52,
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Jesus, I've just recieved a work email, subject:Are you ready to take your skills pivot to the next level?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:32,
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it's ok if you don't feel ready yet meighyt(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:33,
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If we're being honest with ourselvesAre any of us ever ready?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:35,
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one of my colleagues is swissand pronounces pivot like pee-vo, which always makes me giggle for some stupid reason.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:34,
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are you sure he isn't asking for beer?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:37,
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not when he's demonstrating Excel tables meight(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:41,
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next time it happens present him with a beeryou might be pleasantly surprised by his reaction
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:43,
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:50,
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Excel has definitely driven me to booze.Indirectly, as I can feel my soul slowly escaping me as I use it.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:45,
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I get called by the wrong name all the timeThis is nothing new
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:35,
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No, of course not(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:36,
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I just received an emailDate: 14/07/2016
Your request for absence on 13/07/2016 has been approved.
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fuscous, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:48,
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what's your screen resolution?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:33,
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1920 x 1080, apparentlythanks for asking
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:33,
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try not to punch the screen(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 13:43,
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something about a crt monitor resolving to lose weight and become a flat screenfill in the gaps yourself, i'm tired
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 14:29,
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Well it had a good run(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 14:15,
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do you reckon one day we'll try to log in to /talk and it will just be gone?i mean, i hope we get a warning, i would miss my forum friends
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 14:30,
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