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Cheers
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Jan 2017, 0:00, archived)
Cheers
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 1 Jan 2017, 0:20, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 1 Jan 2017, 0:30, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 1 Jan 2017, 0:32, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Jan 2017, 0:45, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Jan 2017, 0:41, archived)
Something nice to end it on
b3ta.com/search/posts/everyone/best
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Jan 2017, 1:04, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 1 Jan 2017, 6:51, archived)
Happy New Year shitters.
Go Trump! Go Trump! Oo! Oo! Oo!
(Sammy Lee's Half Time Wees, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 14:53, archived)
guffers

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Sat 31 Dec 2016, 15:19, archived)
i really want to punch his head off

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 15:31, archived)

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/815185071317676033
(Sammy Lee's Half Time Wees, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 15:34, archived)
i still want to punch his head off

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 15:36, archived)
He gets assassinated in March.
You read it here first.
(Sammy Lee's Half Time Wees, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 15:42, archived)
Whoa, spoiler warning m8
I'm only on season 2
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 17:20, archived)

Happy New You!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 15:32, archived)
happy death of 2016!
hitting the brandy shortly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 15:45, archived)
Bit bent

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 16:16, archived)
Help me Mongy
I've been struck down with alcoholic constipation.

I can't pass a pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 16:31, archived)

imgur.com/gallery/591JPE2
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 20:16, archived)
Happy new QUEERS more like

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 1 Jan 2017, 0:31, archived)
morning
last one for 2016.

ive been partying for a week now. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 9:41, archived)
wank it
wank it hard
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Sat 31 Dec 2016, 9:57, archived)
Andrew W.A.N.K. more like!!!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 10:14, archived)
drimble bells and wank it all the way

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 10:49, archived)
Morning just about

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 11:12, archived)
muppsy

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 12:15, archived)
Morning!
After a long period of self destructive behaviour and alcoholism I've come out of the other side. I've actually eaten for three days in a row, a feat I haven't managed for months. Downside is I've just absolutely destroyed my ring piece with the most awful girthy foulage you are ever likely to see. Happy new year bthreeta!!
(immadme, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 11:58, archived)
LOL YOU ARE MAD YOU

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 11:59, archived)
I truly am.
But I'm getting help! How are you?
(immadme, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 12:04, archived)
Tired.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 12:49, archived)
hello spanishfly

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 13:19, archived)
10 hours is probably enough for a sausage thread
alright
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 23:20, archived)
typical cis male response

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 1:51, archived)
^cuck

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 31 Dec 2016, 3:55, archived)
never has one man handled so much sausage

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Sat 31 Dec 2016, 8:11, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 7:00, archived)
Hi
and happy birthday Anthonyb3ta70100!
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Fri 30 Dec 2016, 8:17, archived)
morning bbrk

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 8:26, archived)
Morning gae's, and a happy last working day of 2016.
Unless you're working tomorrow, in which case you have my sympathies. So selling smoked bangers is apparently illegal. What else can you make at home but aren't allowed to sell?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 8:20, archived)
morning Yeti
porn, obvs
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 8:28, archived)
Surely you're allowed to sell it as long as it doesn't include face-sitting, fisting, female ejaculation or anything else that makes the Tories uncomfortable.
My answer was going to be 'babies'.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 8:32, archived)
Jars of semen

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 9:19, archived)

Is this you?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 9:28, archived)
Ahh 4chan

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 9:39, archived)

McBeef's mum, yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 10:24, archived)
bot get

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Fri 30 Dec 2016, 21:09, archived)
Morning beeter
We've reached the point in the year I call "The Shit Point Where Having the Heating On Causes the Pipes To Make an Ungodly Racket for 3 Months"
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 9:24, archived)
it's gonna be -15 here next week
can't wait
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 9:24, archived)
What happens to homeless people in Poland?
Do the binmen collect frozen corpses?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 9:31, archived)
Where do you think Kabanos comes from?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 9:35, archived)
I get mine from Aldi

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 10:38, archived)
Christmas Turps should be in the stores by now.
Brewed for today's tramp facing harsher climates, this blend features added cinnamon, ginger and 15% antifreeze.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 9:43, archived)
quite a few die off each year
most homeless in Poland are either addicts or mentally ill, mostly alchies, who have already exhausted all their options in the social safety net. The city guards will pick them up and take them to soup kitchens and shelters on particularly cold nights, but they get kicked back out again or locked up in the police station when they inevitably get violent.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 9:44, archived)

to soup kitchens and shelters on particularly cold nights, but they get kicked back out again or locked up in the police station when they inevitably get violent outside the city walls, where they will be devoured by trolls, come nightfall.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 9:57, archived)
the street at the end of my road is the historic city defences
and although they've levelled out the moat, there used to be old railway sidings sunk in along there and you could normally find at least one tramp snoozing under a bush there on a warm day.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 10:13, archived)
in b4 delete

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Fri 30 Dec 2016, 9:55, archived)
Dunno about you
But I spent some time this morning sitting in the car wash, listening to Shake It Off by Taylor Swift on Radio 2. Living the fucking dream, right here
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 10:36, archived)
You know when you squeeze a squeaky dog toy
and it lets out the initial squeeze, and then makes a sort of breathy inverted squeak as it refills with air?

That's Taylor Swift's entire vocal range.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 10:37, archived)
Incidentally
It's also the noise I made as I ejaculated due to the eroticism of the whole tableau
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 10:39, archived)
I've never heard Taylor Swift sing.
Bit nasally, is she?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 10:58, archived)
nah, it's not nasally
she's just straining her vocal chords to get right up into the squeaky range, which makes her voice sound plastic rather than lush and rich. She's probably better than all these vocal-fry nasal raspers doing the rounds though.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 11:09, archived)
OK.
Probably not worth listening out four, then. There do seem to be a lot of singers with terrible voices, lately.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 11:45, archived)
Like that guy who created the Spartan Duck Army in that shop.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 11:05, archived)
Another tough war

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 12:07, archived)
mental innit
how's your boy supposed to develop if he can't get any loot?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 12:11, archived)
i can't do any of them either, crap match up, you used the ice wiz yet? i'm just cooking some

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 12:19, archived)
nah, but ice trap's pretty good
lemme know how you get on with em. Need a golem?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 12:27, archived)
they seem alright, bit like normal wiz, i only used 3, might try an army of them for lols

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 12:34, archived)
same damage as lvl5 wiz but half the cost?
damn right I'm using them for the foreseeable
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 13:01, archived)
Will b3ta be the final death of 2016?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 1:31, archived)
!¿who gives a flying fuck?¡
morning sf
alright?

seems 2nite wasnt the expected mass of pan-galactic gargle blasters but food and spirits was to the fullest.
also seems like im going to hamburg tomorrow, unexpectedly. its only approx. 450km as the crow flies which means idgaf sitting in a fast car.
#ndzgaytdrvrz

edit:
tomorrow is like, after i wake up ...
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 4:55, archived)
Now onslow is dead ,poor hyacinth

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 19:15, archived)
she was close to her family
poor hyacinth :(
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Thu 29 Dec 2016, 19:24, archived)
It was her back bone, she'll be distraught, Richard needs to man up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 19:44, archived)
Alright mongychops

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 21:30, archived)
Sweet as , u

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 22:09, archived)
All good mate
Happy that the Blades are finally getting their shit together this season. Shame to see what's happening at Charlton, that owner is a nutcase.
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 30 Dec 2016, 7:52, archived)
Nothing on telly so I'm watching Rocky
(the first one)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 19:24, archived)
First blood

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 19:29, archived)
Oh man, I freaking loved Worms back in the day.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 20:01, archived)
Good news, your cat has them again

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 20:14, archived)
I'm seeing Craig Charles dj tonight.
Already seen some birds in them stripy trousers what they had. Might ask if they've got some whizz.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 21:05, archived)
Piss up his dj booth ,

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 22:08, archived)
rip 4eva in r harts

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 23:21, archived)
Who what eh?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 23:25, archived)
My work email is awash with messages from a Ms Glasscock.
Go back ten years, or so, and everyone here would have found this totes hilaire. Now, however, I've been reading her name all morning, and I've only just noticed it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 12:12, archived)
361 sleeps until Christmas!

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Thu 29 Dec 2016, 12:14, archived)
RIP Phil Knight

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Thu 29 Dec 2016, 13:20, archived)
I work with a Moron
which apparently is a rather common surname in The France
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 12:17, archived)
RiP Bradley Wiggins

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 12:20, archived)
quitting before it goes all lance armstrong on him

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 12:51, archived)
Ball cancer or massive drugs?

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 21:30, archived)
there's a typo on one of our clients files
instead of account, it says acocunt, always makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 12:53, archived)
best of all the clarinet players

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 12:58, archived)
Put on some Fantasy Football League to get back into the atmosphere.
Bonus marks for chanting "Statto, Statto" at the appropriate moments.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 12:57, archived)
ever read a word so many times it stops making sense?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 15:25, archived)
ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 15:26, archived)
yeah, he's shit at the foxtrot

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 15:44, archived)
Difficult to dance when you've got goat legs, I should imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 16:52, archived)

go c
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 16:57, archived)
morninh 2016
famous mother dies after famous daughter

rip Debbie Reynolds


this is really getting ridiculous.
crying in the rain more like
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 6:21, archived)
morning woodo
seems a bit extreme, that French mother murdered her child's father after the kid shot himself and Hollande let the mother out of prison, maybe Reynolds should have shot Eddie Fisher's corpse or something.

Also, Elizabeth Taylor was Carrie Fisher's stepmother.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 6:58, archived)
alright gr
things arent at all straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 7:19, archived)
I'm not so bothered about who else will die in 2016
I'm more intrigued at which celebrity is so shit that they'll die on Jan 1st, thus missing out on "the curse" and being forever condemned to be "as shit at death as they were at life".
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 7:25, archived)
If this keeps up, 2017 could see morning threads replaced with daily death announcements.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 7:46, archived)

desperately hitting F5
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 7:56, archived)
holy shit, Liz smith died last week

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 7:58, archived)
Hmm. Largely unremarked, that one.
Maybe because she was really old?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 8:56, archived)
Hi Jeff!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 10:31, archived)

Jeff Smith
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 10:38, archived)
RIP Gazza

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Thu 29 Dec 2016, 8:19, archived)
2016 is like a death camp commander who's seen the Allied forces coming in the form of 2017
and is liquidating as many people as possible before the new year gets here.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 8:25, archived)
yet another person i couldn't give a fuck about dying, will this boring celebrity dying thing never end.. oh no it wont and i still wont care

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 8:56, archived)
Clint Eastwood'll be next.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 8:59, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 9:02, archived)
Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Dec 2016, 9:16, archived)
Considering how many hundreds of famous people are now in their 70s or beyond, we should see a few die every day.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 10:42, archived)
70s almost counts as young these days
considering how many 80 and 90-year-olds there are knocking around
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 10:51, archived)
Teh curse of every single year up until 2036!!!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 11:35, archived)
RIP Eddie Murphy

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Thu 29 Dec 2016, 11:21, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 20:23, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 20:57, archived)
Aw what's up chuck?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 21:52, archived)
it's a colloquialism that means 'vomit'
but that's not important right now
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 29 Dec 2016, 2:46, archived)
whaddup money

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 21:02, archived)
Chinese innit

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 21:53, archived)
Dictation being forced in Afghanistan
Revolution in South Africa taking a stand
People in Eurasia on the brink of oppression
I hope it’s gonna be alright
‘cause the music plays forever
(For it goes on and on and on and on)
I hope it’s gonna be alright
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Wed 28 Dec 2016, 21:07, archived)
SS

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 21:59, archived)
psb! <3 <3 <3

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 22:21, archived)
thank you, Carrie Fisher

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 8:02, archived)
alright Harrison Ford

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Wed 28 Dec 2016, 8:25, archived)
No worries

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 9:17, archived)
Stan Lee though

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 9:46, archived)
Would

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 10:12, archived)
I am serious, and don't call me Stanley.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 10:13, archived)
James Lovelock first

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Wed 28 Dec 2016, 11:27, archived)
the bloke responsible for watership down has died, too

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 11:51, archived)
Plague Dogs was also good

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 11:59, archived)
i'd completely forgotten that even existed!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 12:08, archived)
Haven't seen that one.
Then again, I haven't seen Watership Down either.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 12:31, archived)
watership down
is fucking traumatic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 12:35, archived)
I read a bit of the book when I was wee.
It'd be good to get back into it now; if memory serves, it reads a bit like Lord of the Rings.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 12:37, archived)
i'll stick to reading discworld books
i can do without bunny-based nightmares
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 12:43, archived)
I concur!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 12:38, archived)
how that's meant to be for children is beyond me

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 12:52, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 7:00, archived)
Wh'appen

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 8:27, archived)
well what happened is
Woodo didn't even reply to the morning thread before stomping all over it, the fucking prick
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 8:39, archived)
So I see...how thoroughly gauche.
And people wonder why we sometimes end up with a mess of four or five competing morning threads.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 8:53, archived)
Mornholes

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 9:17, archived)
alright mupps

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 9:27, archived)
Aye not bad
Heading back home today
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 10:12, archived)
wasted on 2013 vintage pirramimma petit verdot
some bordeaux and some chileanian red. the 29th will be devastating. 7 course menu and shit. annual 10-star splurge. drunk. also reinheitsgebot beer and stuff.

alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 2:11, archived)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 2:14, archived)
goodnight and sweet dreams thread

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 21:04, archived)
One thing you don't see much anymore are plastic bags in trees.
I think it's because since they now cost 5p each, people are less likely to climb up a tree and put them there.
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 21:17, archived)
They're usually full of dog shit now.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 21:19, archived)
oh

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 21:20, archived)

dogs are shit climbers
(ozof, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 7:00, archived)
This has BLOWN my mind

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 21:28, archived)
I have a kebab

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 21:28, archived)
cool

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 21:41, archived)
Kebab update
It was shit
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 23:05, archived)
RI

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 21:46, archived)
P Ricky Harris

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 21:46, archived)
add #robmanuel to your replies

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 22:06, archived)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-38442672
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 23:12, archived)

나는 새로운 한국의 군주를 환영한다
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 23:26, archived)
That looks so FUCKING sexy

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 23:46, archived)
What, Korean?
Easy to read too once you know the structure
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 28 Dec 2016, 1:07, archived)
THE hot military product for the next decade

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 23:49, archived)
I notice nobody has tried to give it a kick like they do in the Boston Dynamics videos.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 23:59, archived)
AFTERNOON
What's the pissiest, most ungrateful response to a Christmas present you've ever seen?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 13:18, archived)
back in 2003 I was self employed and having a cash flow problem
so I bought my gf some cute twee cheap piece of shit. She was an unemployed history graduate with no cash, so I thought she'd be understanding.

Bitch opened her gift, threw a massive wobbly, then demanding either some 100+ quid GHD hair straighteners for Valentine's or we were going to break up. I bought the fucking things and she broke up with me anyway, the thundercunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 13:27, archived)
Not quite dodged, but definitely got grazed by a bullet on that one.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 13:33, archived)
I was limping for a while, but I'm over the gormless chinless selfish braindead cunt these days

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 13:36, archived)
Like me Murphy's,
I'm not bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 13:57, archived)
she sounds like she needs fisting with a spiked glove

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 15:03, archived)
should've got her malibu barbie

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 19:12, archived)
I had a cousin whose dad was a millionaire.
He got the wrong graphics card for his gaming setup and threw a stone through the window of the car they'd bought his sister in a fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 13:42, archived)
Ffs
20 strokes of the lash and he'd be back on the path to growing up as a useful member of society.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 13:50, archived)
Killed himself.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 14:15, archived)
Bit extreme
It's only a graphics card.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 14:29, archived)
Nah. That was after my aunt left his dad and about a week later his wife left him.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 14:41, archived)
Ah. Harsh.
Did his aunt and his wife shack up together?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 14:55, archived)
Yeah, why not.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 15:16, archived)
Phwoar

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 16:04, archived)
my niece
smashing a cup into her tablet screen because it wasn't the exact colour she'd asked for
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 15:02, archived)
Moral of the story: discriminating by colour breaks things.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 15:08, archived)
indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 15:22, archived)
my mum really wasn't very impressed with the Furby she got from my dad one year

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 17:01, archived)
Gutted , wanted a hatchimal no doubt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 17:19, archived)
Harrison Ford sympathy death for two days time, anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 18:06, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 18:19, archived)
Okay fine, which much-loved actor or musician do you want dead instead

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 18:28, archived)
Bob Geldof

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 18:29, archived)
"much-loved", can't you read?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 21:36, archived)
The fact 'One More Night' is being played on the radio at the moment, the answer to me seems obvious.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 18:31, archived)
I'm pretty sure he just said he's more popular than Paul Simon because the meaning of his songs isn't too obtuse.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 18:42, archived)
not any, really, tbh,
call me boring if you like.

oh well. at least it won't stop her appearing in any more Star Wars films
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 18:32, archived)
I wonder when we'll get our first full-cgi celebrities.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 18:36, archived)
Actress' premature death after decades of drug and alcohol abuse shocker!

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 18:35, archived)
Darren Day

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 18:43, archived)
Marky Mark

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 18:48, archived)
Not having tjat

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 19:01, archived)
he's flat-lining as we speak

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 19:03, archived)
Nah he

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 19:10, archived)
Nah he aint , good fella

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 19:10, archived)
I liked Ted

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 19:20, archived)
I wasn't keen , but I like the lads gumption, did his bird, now his bird is fit as

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 19:25, archived)
cor!

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 19:29, archived)
can't we play 'which well-known high street shop will you send to the wall in 2017' instead?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 19:11, archived)
clinton cards

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 19:19, archived)
will be renamed top trumps

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 19:35, archived)
Spacefish tried to find HMV today,
it was well lol
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 19:27, archived)
arf

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 19:35, archived)
marks and sparks

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 19:27, archived)
^ ^ ^

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 19:35, archived)
Wh Smith's all day long, they moved the post office in them, then privatised the post office , the pension fund is small tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 20:04, archived)
They did that here, about a year before they'd redone the post office and filled it with robots and a bloke whose only job was to bollock you for trying using the counter instead of the robots.
Good shout though. Branching into overpriced fizzy drinks and huge bags of m&m's isn't going to pick up nobody buying mags and books.

Yet The Works lives on.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 21:15, archived)

I know of a little lad who was given some posh toiletries, some nice aftershave, some jewellery (not even junk either, solid gold) and still went on to make a right mess of the world and fuck over an entire region for like getting on for two-and-a-bit thousand years, that's pretty ungrateful wouldn't you say? he could have grown up to make his family proud by carrying on his dad's business but oh no, he had to go after the bright lights, me-me-me attention-seeking, and an early celebrity death, oyoyoy
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 19:06, archived)
Yeah, fuck Donald Trump.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 19:10, archived)
alright renamed person

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 19:12, archived)
He conquered the known world , he wasn't called alex the shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 20:06, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 7:00, archived)
Morning m'aÿtt.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 8:20, archived)
alright yeti
tying this from the throne
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 8:23, archived)
Stay classy, Grrrz.
I've got about three quarters of an hour to myself in the office this morning. Time to blast some dubstep or something.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 8:26, archived)
morning ya'll

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 8:33, archived)
alright Woodo

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 8:41, archived)
alright grrry
enjoy the rest of your 2016
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 8:55, archived)
good morning

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 8:50, archived)
alright beats by rodney king

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 8:51, archived)
I don't say this often, but
Ugh
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 8:54, archived)
orgazzzmic

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 8:55, archived)
+My new
h g boots make my feet look fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 8:55, archived)
+ ugh, ugh, and into the bin to finish

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 8:56, archived)
I've just had a chocolate umbrella for breakfast. I love a bit of Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 8:58, archived)
sounds like a gay sex thing

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 8:59, archived)
ha!
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 9:08, archived)
I'm reporting this to the police

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 9:00, archived)
I had mashed cod liver on toast. Now there's lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 9:06, archived)
Morning Grrrbil

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 9:10, archived)
I have never been stuffed up Richard Gere's arsehole m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 9:14, archived)
More lies on the Internet

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 9:44, archived)
Hello.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 9:37, archived)
alright momu

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 9:47, archived)
Alright grrr

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 9:40, archived)
wotcha mongy

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 9:47, archived)
Another bank holiday today so I've still got my kids here , expensive time of year this

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 9:56, archived)
in b4 delete

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 10:46, archived)
with trips

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 27 Dec 2016, 10:46, archived)
^ TRIPitaka ^

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 11:23, archived)
Hullo chaps.
A whole week of fuck all, eh? What does one do?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 13:10, archived)
I'm at work and have the same dilemma
I sent an email to the team of 7, and got 5 out of office replies, so I'm dicking around playing Flash games.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 13:14, archived)

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