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In what way is your Monday a colossal waste of time?
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In what way is your Monday a colossal waste of time?
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 10:56, archived)
I'm in a team planning meeting where the one important person has dialed in remotely
using the worst connection possible. He's written everything down, emailed it to us, and now we're just summarising that we've read his email. The boss has booked two whole days for this process.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 11:00, archived)
using the worst connection possible. He's written everything down, emailed it to us, and now we're just summarising that we've read his email. The boss has booked two whole days for this process.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 11:00, archived)
I only came in to the office because I had a meeting scheduled.
Meeting cancelled.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 11:09, archived)
Meeting cancelled.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 11:09, archived)
I'm having a lovely day off thankyou.
Currently watching last nights Top Gear then I'm off to the cinema to watch Patriots Day.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 11:10, archived)
Currently watching last nights Top Gear then I'm off to the cinema to watch Patriots Day.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 11:10, archived)
It's way too nice a day to be at work.
I wonder if anyone would notice if I just didn't come back after lunch.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 11:19, archived)
I wonder if anyone would notice if I just didn't come back after lunch.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 11:19, archived)
worth a try
and if anyone asks you about it tomorrow, deny it. Just laugh it off and say "nah, I was here! Dude, I even spoke to you! About the lights, remember? Hahaha, sounds like someone had a heavy weekend! Hahaha, anyway I'll see you later"
Then simply walk away.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 11:24, archived)
and if anyone asks you about it tomorrow, deny it. Just laugh it off and say "nah, I was here! Dude, I even spoke to you! About the lights, remember? Hahaha, sounds like someone had a heavy weekend! Hahaha, anyway I'll see you later"
Then simply walk away.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 11:24, archived)
I bet that sort of attitude makes being a doctor quite difficult.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 11:38, archived)
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 11:38, archived)
surely this is just making more litter
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN9zmq-eP-U
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 11:54, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN9zmq-eP-U
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 11:54, archived)
did you see the copper who during a struggle with a millwall fan got handcuffed by his own cuffs to a iron fence
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 11:57, archived)
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I like the way the white men get all scared and sissy after being shown their proper place for being cunts
although the litter-picker-upper will have lost his job for being improperly violent.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:02, archived)
although the litter-picker-upper will have lost his job for being improperly violent.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:02, archived)
Monday is just one day in an ongoing project to waste an entire human life
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:05, archived)
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:05, archived)
What is this earth Monday you speak of?
Watched Breakfast at Tiffany's on the weekend for the first time, what a bunch oif bullshit.
I'm sure of its time it was quite daring, but Holly is clearly a massive pain in the fucking arse every man should stay away from as she's a cock tease of the worst kind.
I gather it is inferred she was proper filth in the book version? Damn the Hays code for ruining a good bit of rumpy but allowing the total racism of the upstairs fella.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:13, archived)
Watched Breakfast at Tiffany's on the weekend for the first time, what a bunch oif bullshit.
I'm sure of its time it was quite daring, but Holly is clearly a massive pain in the fucking arse every man should stay away from as she's a cock tease of the worst kind.
I gather it is inferred she was proper filth in the book version? Damn the Hays code for ruining a good bit of rumpy but allowing the total racism of the upstairs fella.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:13, archived)
One of only three films I've walked out of after in my entire life, and after not even fifteen minutes,
the other two being Brice de Nice and [Rec] 2. How can a film that's so famous and regarded as such a classic be so staggeringly, breathtakingly awful?
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:18, archived)
the other two being Brice de Nice and [Rec] 2. How can a film that's so famous and regarded as such a classic be so staggeringly, breathtakingly awful?
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:18, archived)
I'm still thinking it is me and my fault for not understanding the context of the time
But it was disliked by as many critics that liked it, so that can't be.
Bunch o' shite.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:37, archived)
But it was disliked by as many critics that liked it, so that can't be.
Bunch o' shite.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:37, archived)
My dad's never forgiven me for making him walk out of E.T. before the end,
but I stand by childhood men's opinion that it's a very, very boring film.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:48, archived)
but I stand by childhood men's opinion that it's a very, very boring film.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:48, archived)
I watched 'Lifeforce' at the weekend.
Proper bit of 80's scifi about space vampires, patrick stewart is in it for a bit.
Also one of the vampires is an attractive lady who is topless for most of the film.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:20, archived)
Proper bit of 80's scifi about space vampires, patrick stewart is in it for a bit.
Also one of the vampires is an attractive lady who is topless for most of the film.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:20, archived)
Find that always softens the blow of the fear of space vampires
In some ways,a visual comfort blanket. Will hunt this down for research purposes.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:39, archived)
In some ways,a visual comfort blanket. Will hunt this down for research purposes.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:39, archived)
It's on netters.
It was supposedly Cannon films last big feature before they ran into money problems, probably in the sfx of this as it's on par with big-budget things like ghostbusters.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:52, archived)
It was supposedly Cannon films last big feature before they ran into money problems, probably in the sfx of this as it's on par with big-budget things like ghostbusters.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:52, archived)
Watched and loved that film, as a teenager,
but it's only worth it for the ridiculous racism, now.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:46, archived)
but it's only worth it for the ridiculous racism, now.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:46, archived)
I rewatched 'L.A. Confidential' over the weekend.
It was as fantastic the second time around as it was the first.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 13:04, archived)
It was as fantastic the second time around as it was the first.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 13:04, archived)
I think it's popular among young women
because it justifies their desire to act like despicable cunts right up until they fall into a bloke's arms in the rain by an Uber.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 13:11, archived)
because it justifies their desire to act like despicable cunts right up until they fall into a bloke's arms in the rain by an Uber.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 13:11, archived)
Aren't one or both of the leads prostitutes?
Been a while since I watched it, so I might be making that up.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 13:24, archived)
Been a while since I watched it, so I might be making that up.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 13:24, archived)
I've just been reading about that time someone challenged Beethoven to a soundclash and Beethoven lit him up so hard he banished himself from Vienna forever.
www.classicfm.com/composers/beethoven/guides/daniel-steibelt/
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:31, archived)
www.classicfm.com/composers/beethoven/guides/daniel-steibelt/
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:31, archived)
Yeah, I saw that on Reddit this morning.
Beethoven was pretty savage when he wanted to be. Not only did he outplay the other guy, he took the piss out of every aspect of his playing style and made him look a complete twat.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:56, archived)
Beethoven was pretty savage when he wanted to be. Not only did he outplay the other guy, he took the piss out of every aspect of his playing style and made him look a complete twat.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 12:56, archived)
I've got another two-day workshop
this'll be a barrel of laughs.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 7:58, archived)
this'll be a barrel of laughs.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 7:58, archived)
MORNING.
How do? I feel fantastic this morning. I'd actually completely forgotten what it was like to get a decent night's sleep.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 8:03, archived)
How do? I feel fantastic this morning. I'd actually completely forgotten what it was like to get a decent night's sleep.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 8:03, archived)
I had an awful night's sleep
yet I've just got home from a bike ride and I feel GREAT
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 8:06, archived)
yet I've just got home from a bike ride and I feel GREAT
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 8:06, archived)
Bike rides are the badger's nadgers.
They make a good hangover cure as well.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 8:14, archived)
They make a good hangover cure as well.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 8:14, archived)
it wasn't a full-on lycra-clad workout
but the city's added loads of those rental bikes and some new stops; coincidentally right outside my flat and my kid's playschool, so a couple of miles in the fresh spring air.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 8:16, archived)
but the city's added loads of those rental bikes and some new stops; coincidentally right outside my flat and my kid's playschool, so a couple of miles in the fresh spring air.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 8:16, archived)
That's even better IMHO,
in that it gets you out into the fresh air rather than breathing in other people's sweat in the gym. I bike to and from work most days, especially now that the weather's getting milder.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 8:19, archived)
in that it gets you out into the fresh air rather than breathing in other people's sweat in the gym. I bike to and from work most days, especially now that the weather's getting milder.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 8:19, archived)
That, too.
I ordered a painter's mask off teh internet to make sure my lungs stay pink.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 9:54, archived)
I ordered a painter's mask off teh internet to make sure my lungs stay pink.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 9:54, archived)
lol
www.kentonline.co.uk/maidstone/news/mans-sex-act-after-being-122017/
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 8:43, archived)
www.kentonline.co.uk/maidstone/news/mans-sex-act-after-being-122017/
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 8:43, archived)
no foreigners on here
'cept maybe woodso, but I think he's still white European
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 8:52, archived)
'cept maybe woodso, but I think he's still white European
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 8:52, archived)
You can’t have this, you want this, you’ve never had anything like this
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 8:51, archived)
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 8:51, archived)
I'm going to drink your coffee and suck the cheese off your lasagne.
Monday, amirite?
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 8:58, archived)
Monday, amirite?
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 8:58, archived)
oh blimey, yeah, sorry
Good morning gender fluid non-binary femme queers
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 9:27, archived)
Good morning gender fluid non-binary femme queers
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 9:27, archived)
Don't speak to ME like that
I've discovered a fourth way to vape
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 9:33, archived)
I've discovered a fourth way to vape
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 9:33, archived)
I might start wearing a beanie hat indoors even on hot summer days as it's my style now
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 9:36, archived)
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I don't mind if you do,
but the Facebook requests for extra jizz are rather annoying.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 9:46, archived)
but the Facebook requests for extra jizz are rather annoying.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 9:46, archived)
I'm not as young as I once was, Ems
You only get a bucket and a half
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 9:48, archived)
You only get a bucket and a half
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 9:48, archived)
I still remember the jizz rationing of '67.
Had to make do with a thimbleful per week.
Of course, I was selling on the black market and living like a king.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 9:53, archived)
Had to make do with a thimbleful per week.
Of course, I was selling on the black market and living like a king.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 9:53, archived)
Happy National Elephant Day to our Thai forum members
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 10:03, archived)
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( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 10:03, archived)
I think I saw some furries in Southampton on saturday
Two people dressed as wolves went into a pub. I didn't see any logos or charity tins, so I can only assume it was a yif thing.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 10:15, archived)
Two people dressed as wolves went into a pub. I didn't see any logos or charity tins, so I can only assume it was a yif thing.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 10:15, archived)
So if I were a transgender, transage wolfkin
I could claim that I am a 10 year old female wolf. I could get on board with that.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 10:16, archived)
I could claim that I am a 10 year old female wolf. I could get on board with that.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 10:16, archived)
All well and good, but the pub wouldn't serve you.
Also, average lifespan for a wolf is six to eight years, so you'd have to play dead.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 10:19, archived)
Also, average lifespan for a wolf is six to eight years, so you'd have to play dead.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 10:19, archived)
I'd be so proud if this was one of my sons
i.imgur.com/sdhxGLv.jpg
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 10:29, archived)
i.imgur.com/sdhxGLv.jpg
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 10:29, archived)
I work with a bloke who has an anime picture for his LinkedIn profile
he's nearly 40 :(
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 10:36, archived)
he's nearly 40 :(
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 10:36, archived)
I won't judge. My Google+ image is either a xenomorph, or The Shadow.
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 10:53, archived)
( , Mon 13 Mar 2017, 10:53, archived)
Popular page this if you hate Jews and violent scum
youtu.be/5gJvAIFN5c4
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 18:22, archived)
youtu.be/5gJvAIFN5c4
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 18:22, archived)
shall I tell you what I hate?
that's right. I hate prejudice
*regards self fondly in mirror of virtue*
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 19:30, archived)
that's right. I hate prejudice
*regards self fondly in mirror of virtue*
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 19:30, archived)
You know what, vlad?
We should round up all the intolerant people and put them in big camps.
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 19:52, archived)
We should round up all the intolerant people and put them in big camps.
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 19:52, archived)
Shed chat.
mobile.twitter.com/mumsnet_madness/status/841009910888427520/photo/1
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 20:21, archived)
mobile.twitter.com/mumsnet_madness/status/841009910888427520/photo/1
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 20:21, archived)
I bet it wasn't actually porn, but pictures of Anna Chlumsky.
Focusing in particular on her ears.
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 21:13, archived)
Focusing in particular on her ears.
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 21:13, archived)
This is not a reply to a morning post.
Just putting together a dry rub for some pulled pork - has anyone got a timetable for the bus to Flavour Town?
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 7:46, archived)
Just putting together a dry rub for some pulled pork - has anyone got a timetable for the bus to Flavour Town?
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 7:46, archived)
Well you can get it online, but only as a pdf
I don't WANT a pdf, I want to know when I can get to FLAVOUR TOWN!
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 8:59, archived)
I don't WANT a pdf, I want to know when I can get to FLAVOUR TOWN!
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 8:59, archived)
Brother, it sounds like you're already in Flavortown!
Just make sure that pork has a good bark and is well seasoned and it will be out of bounds!
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 9:05, archived)
Just make sure that pork has a good bark and is well seasoned and it will be out of bounds!
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 9:05, archived)
Is he in Cheltenham General then? If it was one of you guys I might consider visiting
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 12:16, archived)
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I became a teenager a couple of months ago. Totally missed it. :(
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 14:40, archived)
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 14:40, archived)
It'll be in just under nine months' time for me.
So far, I have failed to capitalise on a single one of my B3ta birthdays.
Also, belated morning and stuff.
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 14:59, archived)
So far, I have failed to capitalise on a single one of my B3ta birthdays.
Also, belated morning and stuff.
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 14:59, archived)
i think i've only missed one
got a nice pic of me hugging a dragon
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 15:01, archived)
got a nice pic of me hugging a dragon
( , Sun 12 Mar 2017, 15:01, archived)
Important question
What's your favourite item in the Argos catalogue?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 22:48, archived)
What's your favourite item in the Argos catalogue?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 22:48, archived)
Alright gentlemen
And lady boarders.
What does this evening have in store for you bunch of horrible cunts?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 19:55, archived)
And lady boarders.
What does this evening have in store for you bunch of horrible cunts?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 19:55, archived)
Filming triple D in Columbus, Ohio
It's going to be off the hook.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 22:12, archived)
It's going to be off the hook.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 22:12, archived)
Mister Tea rockin' the dex tonite in Dalston if anyone's interested.
Alt: fine then, stay in and listen to Ed Shearan, see if I care.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 18:30, archived)
Alt: fine then, stay in and listen to Ed Shearan, see if I care.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 18:30, archived)
Open till 2, so whenever. We're at Servant Jazz Quarters on Bradbury Street.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 19:16, archived)
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 19:16, archived)
'Cupping', yeah, right. I'd recognise those tentacle sucker-marks anywhere.
www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/kaley-cuoco-shares-intense-cupping-photo-of-her-back-supernumberhorsegirltanlines/ar-AAo4r4E?li=BBoPWjQ&ocid=SNYDHP
OI! MONGY! UTOL's STOLEN YOUR GIRL!
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 15:37, archived)
www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/kaley-cuoco-shares-intense-cupping-photo-of-her-back-supernumberhorsegirltanlines/ar-AAo4r4E?li=BBoPWjQ&ocid=SNYDHP
OI! MONGY! UTOL's STOLEN YOUR GIRL!
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 15:37, archived)
I prefer that chinese thing with the needles...what's it called?
Oh yeah, heroin
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 15:39, archived)
Oh yeah, heroin
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 15:39, archived)
saw that being done to giles coren on supersizers
fucking row he made, the massive fanny
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 15:51, archived)
fucking row he made, the massive fanny
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 15:51, archived)
Well, not everyone likes being tentacle-raped by UTOl as much as you do Smashy...
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 15:58, archived)
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You could use a vac for that.
I might have finally found a purpose for that pointless little window in the handle that reduces suction.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 16:27, archived)
I might have finally found a purpose for that pointless little window in the handle that reduces suction.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 16:27, archived)
but if you opened the little window, wouldn't that shave slices off the shit as it went past like a stinky truffle?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 16:28, archived)
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nearly repoeted an ex to child services
when she planned to so this to her 5 year old
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 16:10, archived)
when she planned to so this to her 5 year old
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 16:10, archived)
Gold star to the picture editor of essexlive.
www.essexlive.news/essex-police-hunting-man-who-exposed-himself-to-a-woman-while-stroking-her-dog-in-canvey/story-30191688-detail/story.html
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 16:20, archived)
www.essexlive.news/essex-police-hunting-man-who-exposed-himself-to-a-woman-while-stroking-her-dog-in-canvey/story-30191688-detail/story.html
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 16:20, archived)
I didn't feel the need to take a photo of my beech when I had cupping done.
Was I letting the internet down? Should I tweet a photo of my bumhole, to make up for it?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 16:33, archived)
Was I letting the internet down? Should I tweet a photo of my bumhole, to make up for it?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 16:33, archived)
That bit in the simpsons where Lisa breaks Ralph's heart on TV and Bart replays it in slow mo?
That was funny. Maybe this bloke will also find it funny 20 years from now.
How have kids ruined your life?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 13:51, archived)
That was funny. Maybe this bloke will also find it funny 20 years from now.
How have kids ruined your life?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 13:51, archived)
The ones that live next door to me are noisy as fuck and don't let me have a lie in at the weekend
cunts
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 13:58, archived)
cunts
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 13:58, archived)
ruined?
they bring me endless joy, being a parent is so rewarding with no drawbacks whatsoever
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 14:10, archived)
they bring me endless joy, being a parent is so rewarding with no drawbacks whatsoever
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 14:10, archived)
they take my money when I'm in need, yeah they a trifling friend indeed, oh they a gold digger way over town that digs on me
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 14:14, archived)
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You know when they climb into your bed on a weekend morning, and everything is lovely until one of them elbows you in the balls?
Well, that.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 14:30, archived)
Well, that.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 14:30, archived)
They haven't.
Bathing in baby-blood keeps me looking young and orphan tears are sooo refreshing.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 14:35, archived)
Bathing in baby-blood keeps me looking young and orphan tears are sooo refreshing.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 14:35, archived)
Saudi ragheads aren't yids. Silly popster, get your prejudices right.
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Jews dun 9/11, stuj.
Have you learnt nothing from the internet?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 15:02, archived)
Have you learnt nothing from the internet?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 15:02, archived)
"Ruined my life" is going a bit far
but a friend of a friend brought her ten-year-old son to a birthday party at my place last year and the little shit wouldn't shut up all evening, asking if we had a football, if he could so such-and-such a procedure with the TV (to this day I don't understand what he was trying to do), if he could do this, if he could do that. FUCK OFF.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 14:39, archived)
but a friend of a friend brought her ten-year-old son to a birthday party at my place last year and the little shit wouldn't shut up all evening, asking if we had a football, if he could so such-and-such a procedure with the TV (to this day I don't understand what he was trying to do), if he could do this, if he could do that. FUCK OFF.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 14:39, archived)
That Monroe's managed to sue that Katie Hopkins for 24 bags.
Including damages it comes to in excess of 133k
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 15:36, archived)
Including damages it comes to in excess of 133k
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 15:36, archived)
Hey I'm someone else!
I think I'm going to treat myself to a pile of new records later.
You deserve a treat too, but what will you get?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 12:00, archived)
I think I'm going to treat myself to a pile of new records later.
You deserve a treat too, but what will you get?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 12:00, archived)
I'm going to see Lee Scratch Perry tonight; that'll be a treat, I reckon.
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his 2003 grammy-award winning album was recorded here in Coventry, midlands fans
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I sent off a postal order to get the final few I needed to complete the album once
^monster munch levels of storytelling here
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 12:20, archived)
^monster munch levels of storytelling here
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 12:20, archived)
Me too
It was the Beano/Dandy celebration one. 50 years maybe? Seems about right.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 12:21, archived)
It was the Beano/Dandy celebration one. 50 years maybe? Seems about right.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 12:21, archived)
I also stole Ossie Ardiles out of Mrs Spence's desk drawer
shh don't tell
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 12:29, archived)
shh don't tell
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Big Dennis birthday cake on the front?
Pretty sure I still have that somewhere
Probably worth about 70p by now
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 12:41, archived)
Pretty sure I still have that somewhere
Probably worth about 70p by now
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 12:41, archived)
Apparently so
I remember the cover differently, but I must be wrong
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 12:49, archived)
I remember the cover differently, but I must be wrong
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 12:49, archived)
Getting a little bonus and pay rise this year, which is nice
I'd like to get myself a present for working so very hard, but I suspect it's already been earmarked, if not spent.
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I'd like to get myself a present for working so very hard, but I suspect it's already been earmarked, if not spent.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 12:18, archived)
The two items currently on my treat list are a new cable for my headphones and a Bluetooth dongle.
Take that, anecdote fans.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 13:08, archived)
Take that, anecdote fans.
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I ordered a bluetooth transmitter for my TV so I can watch it with headphones on
Disappointed that the old PS3 supports bluetooth headsets so that you can tell other people you fucked their mothers, but you can't actually hear game sounds over it.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 13:16, archived)
Disappointed that the old PS3 supports bluetooth headsets so that you can tell other people you fucked their mothers, but you can't actually hear game sounds over it.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 13:16, archived)
Yeah, I've been leafing through reviews on Amazon.
A surprisingly high percentage of dongles say "can be used to transfer data but incompatible with audio". Well that's a big scorched scrotum of pointlessness then, isn't it?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 13:20, archived)
A surprisingly high percentage of dongles say "can be used to transfer data but incompatible with audio". Well that's a big scorched scrotum of pointlessness then, isn't it?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 13:20, archived)
there's some special protocol for handling audio which the cheapo ones don't support
I was looking at it all when I put the WARNING: CAR CHAT computer in my car
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 13:24, archived)
I was looking at it all when I put the WARNING: CAR CHAT computer in my car
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 13:24, archived)
Happy Holocaust Remembrance Day to our Bulgarian forum members
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I'll be treating my boys, Hunter and Ryder, to Southern style chicken wings.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 13:27, archived)
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I see you own and wear Invicta watches you cheap snide sporting prick
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 13:47, archived)
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Saw this, thought of Windy Pig
i.imgur.com/bhtY99C.jpg
What reminds you of another forum user?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:32, archived)
i.imgur.com/bhtY99C.jpg
What reminds you of another forum user?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:32, archived)
static3.depositphotos.com/1000513/108/i/950/depositphotos_1087010-stock-photo-horse-faeces.jpg
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i'd say the url gives the game away but i read it as horse faces
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Oh, it was deliberate
I would've 'nsfw'd' it otherwise. I may be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:36, archived)
I would've 'nsfw'd' it otherwise. I may be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:36, archived)
hahahahahahahaha (nsfw)
www.amazon.com/XR-Brands-The-ManOlith-Best/dp/B0091WDIRK
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www.amazon.com/XR-Brands-The-ManOlith-Best/dp/B0091WDIRK
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:35, archived)
My home PC shows up on the network as "MINTOLITH",
but it's got nothing to do with our beloved mod.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:40, archived)
but it's got nothing to do with our beloved mod.
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I don't think any of my other computers have interesting* names.
The kid's laptop just shows up as "kids-laptop", for example.
Sorry to disappoint.
*for a given value of interesting
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:57, archived)
The kid's laptop just shows up as "kids-laptop", for example.
Sorry to disappoint.
*for a given value of interesting
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:57, archived)
When I was a teenager I called mine Wintermute.
What a wanker eh?
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What a wanker eh?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:07, archived)
Bet you were hacking the Gibson from dawn till dusk.
The servers at my first office had names like Trillian and Zaphod. The head of IT there was a dickhead.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:17, archived)
The servers at my first office had names like Trillian and Zaphod. The head of IT there was a dickhead.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:17, archived)
Who am I trying to impress?
These machines are used by 4 people, 2 of which are young children
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:16, archived)
These machines are used by 4 people, 2 of which are young children
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:16, archived)
Make a point of changing them when you finish work, tonight.
Also, give them amusing start-up sounds - it never gets tiresome when your PC throws out a film quote when you log in.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:20, archived)
Also, give them amusing start-up sounds - it never gets tiresome when your PC throws out a film quote when you log in.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:20, archived)
I left my phone at my mum's once (this was many years ago)
so I phoned her and asked her to turn it off. She wasn't impressed with the "GO FUCK YOURSELF" that flashed up on the display as it was shutting down.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:21, archived)
so I phoned her and asked her to turn it off. She wasn't impressed with the "GO FUCK YOURSELF" that flashed up on the display as it was shutting down.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:21, archived)
I didn't think she'd look at it while it was shutting down, did I
I assumed she'd just press the bloody button and put it down somewhere
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:26, archived)
I assumed she'd just press the bloody button and put it down somewhere
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:26, archived)
My first adventures in voice control were all similarly immature
When I was about to see friends, I would change the settings on my phone, then when we were all sat together I would say into my phone "Phone Shithead" and one of my mates' phones would ring. It was quite lol at the time.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:27, archived)
When I was about to see friends, I would change the settings on my phone, then when we were all sat together I would say into my phone "Phone Shithead" and one of my mates' phones would ring. It was quite lol at the time.
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and you tell kids today about it and they look at you like you're a fucking bellend.
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I named my last PC MONOLITH when I first got it (it was in a tower case, and black - my previous machine had been the standard beige box),
then the name carried over when I replaced it with my current machine, but changed to MINTOLITH because it's running Mint and I have no imagination (current one isn't even in a tower case, so the name doesn't fit at all).
Pretty pointless, really, as I fix all the IP addresses at the router, so never use device names.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:29, archived)
then the name carried over when I replaced it with my current machine, but changed to MINTOLITH because it's running Mint and I have no imagination (current one isn't even in a tower case, so the name doesn't fit at all).
Pretty pointless, really, as I fix all the IP addresses at the router, so never use device names.
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Haha, like in that song!
Remember that, eh? Remember when we used to have a right laugh here?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:01, archived)
Remember that, eh? Remember when we used to have a right laugh here?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:01, archived)
this is precisely why I always ensure I am logged out of amazon all the time
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:51, archived)
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The discarded Tyskie cans that litter the streets of Dunstable
remind me of Off Topic.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:38, archived)
remind me of Off Topic.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:38, archived)
whenever i see a bait boat i always think of minty sending beers across the north lake to everyone
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Who fancies being the South Korean president?
Fantastic track run of them either being arrested, overthrown, or dying mysteriously.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:20, archived)
Fantastic track run of them either being arrested, overthrown, or dying mysteriously.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:20, archived)
Yeah, I'll do it
at the rate Lil' Kim is going, South Korea will be an island sometime soon.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:22, archived)
at the rate Lil' Kim is going, South Korea will be an island sometime soon.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:22, archived)
I think he realised he needs to nip on before gout sets in and he's basically davros.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:37, archived)
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Time waits for no man
and south east asia isn't going to blow itSELF up, now is it?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:46, archived)
and south east asia isn't going to blow itSELF up, now is it?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:46, archived)
Why wait, fuck sanctions, pre-emptive nuclear strike with #godonourside
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 11:41, archived)
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Let's get this out the way and take it away from the pretend dovestons
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39220278
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 7:27, archived)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39220278
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 7:27, archived)
Alright, the Doveston
Mongy might not like you using his name, jussayin
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 7:48, archived)
Mongy might not like you using his name, jussayin
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 7:48, archived)
fairly soon i'll ask about weekend plans, that is always interesting
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I can't wait to tell you what I'll be having for dinner tonight
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I listened to some of the interview with the daughter, last night.
Went on a bit.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 9:53, archived)
Went on a bit.
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I was more sympathetic listening to the interviews with the mother
the daughter seemed like a prick
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:07, archived)
the daughter seemed like a prick
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:07, archived)
Glad it wasn't just me.
Was a handy reminder of why I tend to avoid PM, though.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:10, archived)
Was a handy reminder of why I tend to avoid PM, though.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 10:10, archived)
thought it was somewhat relevant to you
since you're in the field of chicken dentistry
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since you're in the field of chicken dentistry
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On my homeworld, the morning is not a thing to be celebrated,
for the breaking of the dawn heralds naught for us but further toil in the salt mines.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 7:44, archived)
for the breaking of the dawn heralds naught for us but further toil in the salt mines.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 7:44, archived)
if a civilisation is advanced enough for interplanetary travel
I doubt they're still using manual labour for salt mines
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 7:50, archived)
I doubt they're still using manual labour for salt mines
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 7:50, archived)
it's still cheaper to send children down, plus I think it tastes better
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 8:34, archived)
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It's more of a hipster affectation than a necessity.
Like making your own pasta, or homebrewing.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 8:39, archived)
Like making your own pasta, or homebrewing.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 8:39, archived)
Yo! Hey, what's happening, dude? I'm the guy with the rep for being rude. Terrorizing people wherever I go, It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow.
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think you're a terror? you're walter the softy
your flow sounds weak and your beats are off-key
I'm frosty, chillin with the Bash Street mad lads
you're fruit salad, chew you like a Highland Toffee
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 8:22, archived)
your flow sounds weak and your beats are off-key
I'm frosty, chillin with the Bash Street mad lads
you're fruit salad, chew you like a Highland Toffee
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Its not like I ever put any effort in, is it
but that's a really weak comeback
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 8:34, archived)
but that's a really weak comeback
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 8:34, archived)
You've got to be nice to me because otherwise your stuck with some parts for a shit motorbike.
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if what you've told me is true
I'll make a mint flogging them on ebay.co.uk
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 8:56, archived)
I'll make a mint flogging them on ebay.co.uk
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 8:56, archived)
Yeah, that's true.
There's almost nothing in eBay UK. It's because all yhe classic bike people here are the sort of prick that like to go to bike meets and rummage through piles of tat on old trestle tables, instead of putting it online like a modern human.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 9:17, archived)
There's almost nothing in eBay UK. It's because all yhe classic bike people here are the sort of prick that like to go to bike meets and rummage through piles of tat on old trestle tables, instead of putting it online like a modern human.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 9:17, archived)
If you've got a vehicle that can actually move under its own power
Maybe you should drive over and fill your boot(s) with soviet scrap? It's 2000 miles to Warsaw and back from Dover, so work out your fuel costs from that.
EDIT: 225 quid for diesel at 40mpg.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 9:19, archived)
Maybe you should drive over and fill your boot(s) with soviet scrap? It's 2000 miles to Warsaw and back from Dover, so work out your fuel costs from that.
EDIT: 225 quid for diesel at 40mpg.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 9:19, archived)
The world's gone topsy-turvy today.
The morning thread insta-hijacked by a quiz thread, and not even by The Doveston? Lions will be lying down with lambs by lunchtime at this rate.
Anyway.
Morning.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 8:22, archived)
The morning thread insta-hijacked by a quiz thread, and not even by The Doveston? Lions will be lying down with lambs by lunchtime at this rate.
Anyway.
Morning.
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don't worry, I'm sure a well-timed food thread will sort the place out
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Splendid.
Someone on my Facebook posted a photo of a "diet pizza" yesterday; the 'base' was thinner than a poppadom. How are you supposed to eat that?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 8:27, archived)
Someone on my Facebook posted a photo of a "diet pizza" yesterday; the 'base' was thinner than a poppadom. How are you supposed to eat that?
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 8:27, archived)
I hope that among poker players, a successful bluff when you're holding a low pair
becomes known as a Trump; a small hand that became really powerful
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 8:47, archived)
becomes known as a Trump; a small hand that became really powerful
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 8:47, archived)
Stop trying to make penis chat happen.
It's not going to happen.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 9:01, archived)
It's not going to happen.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2017, 9:01, archived)
Attempting to multitask has resulted in me overcooking this liver.
Curses. Haven't made enough gravy, either.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 19:25, archived)
Curses. Haven't made enough gravy, either.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 19:25, archived)
Not long till baselworld tho, chin up, although I bought nothing last year after all
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 19:29, archived)
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Oh man, the liver is seasoned well, a little dry, but the mash potatoes with that hit of cilantro are out of this world.
Put it there, brother. 🤜
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 21:21, archived)
Put it there, brother. 🤜
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 21:21, archived)
I'm having a massive Beano-style mountain of bangers and mash.
I'm on catch up from being so hungover I couldn't be arsed putting food in my mouth on Tuesday
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 21:33, archived)
I'm on catch up from being so hungover I couldn't be arsed putting food in my mouth on Tuesday
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 21:33, archived)
Foood doesn't work that way, it'll pass through you in 24 hrs or less
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 21:36, archived)
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I'm quite aware of my transit time. Half the stuff I eat acts like a tracer round.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 21:43, archived)
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Why don't you just fucking marry him ya big big queer motherfucker
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 22:58, archived)
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Has anyone got any bail money?
Just loose change knocking about ?
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 22:57, archived)
Just loose change knocking about ?
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 22:57, archived)
I'll bet everyone's already gone home.
I've got "rebuilding a Lego trainset" to look forward to, this evening. Maybe Grrry could switch places with me?
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 16:44, archived)
I've got "rebuilding a Lego trainset" to look forward to, this evening. Maybe Grrry could switch places with me?
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 16:44, archived)
i never left,
still waiting for Spacefish to turn up with a hire car, but apparently they demanded a passport when he went to collect it. Fucking bullshit.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 16:45, archived)
still waiting for Spacefish to turn up with a hire car, but apparently they demanded a passport when he went to collect it. Fucking bullshit.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 16:45, archived)
just as well it wasn't me picking it up though
or we'd have had to cancel the holiday..
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 17:45, archived)
or we'd have had to cancel the holiday..
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 17:45, archived)
Got to be careful you're not going to traffick a load of migrants, innit.
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my brother lost a lot of weight and now he doesn't get too hot and actually feels the cold #justsaying
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 16:49, archived)
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It couldn't hurt
but I've always had a problem with the heat. Even back in the skinny times.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 17:01, archived)
but I've always had a problem with the heat. Even back in the skinny times.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 17:01, archived)
nah the pub is full of pricks by 9pm on a thursday, i like an early shoot
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 16:55, archived)
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oh man someone has poured a chemical on my car
I don't remember pissing anyone off
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 16:53, archived)
I don't remember pissing anyone off
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 16:53, archived)
The 2016 Christmas set.
Had to order the motor off eBay, as it was out of stock, bit we got it all by the big day. In the end, he didn't get it built until the end of the holidays, and then his sister kicked it over (not on purpose), shortly afterwards, so it's been sitting in bits ever since.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 17:07, archived)
Had to order the motor off eBay, as it was out of stock, bit we got it all by the big day. In the end, he didn't get it built until the end of the holidays, and then his sister kicked it over (not on purpose), shortly afterwards, so it's been sitting in bits ever since.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 17:07, archived)
If you remembered to buy batteries or at least charge some, you're doing better than my parents did.
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I'm quite good, in that respect.
Unless they want button batteries.
Need to fix the other boy's helicopter, too. Replaced all the blades, but it's still flying wonky, so might have to take the shaft out.
lol, "shaft"
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 17:36, archived)
Unless they want button batteries.
Need to fix the other boy's helicopter, too. Replaced all the blades, but it's still flying wonky, so might have to take the shaft out.
lol, "shaft"
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I don't know why but my parents were always bad at cheap commodities.
There were never cassettes, batteries, video tapes or floppy discs about the place when you needed one. Probably because I'd only nick them.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 17:41, archived)
There were never cassettes, batteries, video tapes or floppy discs about the place when you needed one. Probably because I'd only nick them.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 17:41, archived)
I have piles of black CD/DVDs, but lord knows why.
Can never lay my hands on an empty USB stick, though.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 17:56, archived)
Can never lay my hands on an empty USB stick, though.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 17:56, archived)
Can never lay my hands on an empty USB stick, though.
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meh, that was a shoe-in parts-bin kit Lego slapped together for Christmas
didn't even come with a motor, what a waste.
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didn't even come with a motor, what a waste.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 18:48, archived)
I certainly do.
Leeds next week then the big smoke then Germany. And Ghana in may.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 17:34, archived)
Leeds next week then the big smoke then Germany. And Ghana in may.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 17:34, archived)
In the absence of any evidence to the contrary,
I'm going to assume that you're on the lam.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 17:38, archived)
I'm going to assume that you're on the lam.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 17:38, archived)
He barmaid has half her head shaved and the other half is bright green by he way.
What an arse though.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 17:50, archived)
What an arse though.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 17:50, archived)
Oh, joy - I've got to look at mortgage deals.
Unlike the gas and leccy, I don't have a spreadsheet for this.
Breakdown cover is up for renewal, too, but that should just be a quick visit to a price comparison site.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 18:40, archived)
Unlike the gas and leccy, I don't have a spreadsheet for this.
Breakdown cover is up for renewal, too, but that should just be a quick visit to a price comparison site.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 18:40, archived)
I don't know how long you're spending on it but it reads like you don't place all that much value on your time.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 20:15, archived)
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New thread, get your new thread here.
In a fortnight's time, the town where I work is having an 'English Week', including such quintessentially English cultural bastions as The Beatles, Irish music, fish & chips, afternoon tea aboard a double-decker bus and a bagpipe band. If they did 'American Week', they'd probably feature kangaroo steaks or something.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:05, archived)
In a fortnight's time, the town where I work is having an 'English Week', including such quintessentially English cultural bastions as The Beatles, Irish music, fish & chips, afternoon tea aboard a double-decker bus and a bagpipe band. If they did 'American Week', they'd probably feature kangaroo steaks or something.
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it's almost as if the UK has actively fostered a shallow, exportable image to cultivate tourism
rather than actually embrace its own domestic cultures and traditions
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:12, archived)
rather than actually embrace its own domestic cultures and traditions
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:12, archived)
the few domestic cultures and traditions that survived losing a generation of young men in the first world war were seen off by our wholesale adoption of consumer capitalism in the latter half of the 20th century
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:15, archived)
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come off it
I bet you own at least one vinyl of traditional morris dancing tunes
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:17, archived)
I bet you own at least one vinyl of traditional morris dancing tunes
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:17, archived)
Durham still does the miners' gala,
kind of sad now there aren't actually any mines
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 16:43, archived)
kind of sad now there aren't actually any mines
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 16:43, archived)
I hope you visit while wearing onions round your neck and waving a white flag
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:18, archived)
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This has potential.
It's too authentic, though. I'd need to turn up wearing a striped T-shirt, a string of onions and lederhosen, because Germany and France are the same thing as any fule kno.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:35, archived)
It's too authentic, though. I'd need to turn up wearing a striped T-shirt, a string of onions and lederhosen, because Germany and France are the same thing as any fule kno.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:35, archived)
^ This
You can probably throw Belgium, Lichtenstein, Luxembourg, Austria and Switzerland under that banner as well
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 16:15, archived)
You can probably throw Belgium, Lichtenstein, Luxembourg, Austria and Switzerland under that banner as well
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 16:15, archived)
oh god
I got an email that there's a works St Paddys Day for all us "IT contractors", organised by the HR firm.
Imagine 100 or so computer nerds who've never met, lassoed together in the forced jolity of celebrating Micknicity.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:41, archived)
I got an email that there's a works St Paddys Day for all us "IT contractors", organised by the HR firm.
Imagine 100 or so computer nerds who've never met, lassoed together in the forced jolity of celebrating Micknicity.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:41, archived)
If there's a barn dance organised, you have to post the video here.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:47, archived)
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:47, archived)
Well certain other english speaking countries don't use the expression, do they
it's not widely known in the US, for instance. AND YES, I KNOW THAT IT IS KNOWN, I'M SAYING THAT IT'S NOT COMMON.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:38, archived)
it's not widely known in the US, for instance. AND YES, I KNOW THAT IT IS KNOWN, I'M SAYING THAT IT'S NOT COMMON.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:38, archived)
Why have we got a word for the week after next and not a word for the day after tomorrow?
#makesyouthink #hmmmm #showerthoughts #deep
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:35, archived)
#makesyouthink #hmmmm #showerthoughts #deep
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:35, archived)
why can I pee without pooing, but I can't poo without peeing?
#makesyouthink #hmmmm #showerthoughts #deep
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:39, archived)
#makesyouthink #hmmmm #showerthoughts #deep
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:39, archived)
Once when I was round a friends house I did a shit and managed to piss through the bit between the seat and the porcelain right into my pants.
I got sent home in a pair of their spares.
28 at the time, etc.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:43, archived)
I got sent home in a pair of their spares.
28 at the time, etc.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:43, archived)
I've done that more often than I'd care to admit,
but only in the privacy of my own home.
Caught my cock in the zip of a tight pair of trousers, on a night out, once (the owner of the trousers was furious!).
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:47, archived)
but only in the privacy of my own home.
Caught my cock in the zip of a tight pair of trousers, on a night out, once (the owner of the trousers was furious!).
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:47, archived)
Really embrace the spirit of the occasion
by being markedly less productive than your coworkers, and only communicating by shouting.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:37, archived)
by being markedly less productive than your coworkers, and only communicating by shouting.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:37, archived)
has he though?
I mean, lady pig seems so preoccupied with that horse now that all talk of their wedding seems to fallen by the wayside, he's just her stable boy now, there to shovel all the shit.
Plus, he keeps hopping from job to job in the hope of fitting in somewhere, yet all he succeeds in doing is putting others out of work and alienating those who remain.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:58, archived)
I mean, lady pig seems so preoccupied with that horse now that all talk of their wedding seems to fallen by the wayside, he's just her stable boy now, there to shovel all the shit.
Plus, he keeps hopping from job to job in the hope of fitting in somewhere, yet all he succeeds in doing is putting others out of work and alienating those who remain.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:58, archived)
I'm starring to think that mcbeef's wedding is all in his head.
It's hard to believe that so many invites would be lost in the post.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 15:12, archived)
It's hard to believe that so many invites would be lost in the post.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 15:12, archived)
directions to the venue handed out on the day via blackberry messenger or summat
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 15:22, archived)
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 15:22, archived)
Don't kill yourself m8.
Just kill everyone else. It's much easier.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:41, archived)
Just kill everyone else. It's much easier.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:41, archived)
You need to learn to hate yourself mate
then you'll have something in common with them
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:43, archived)
then you'll have something in common with them
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 14:43, archived)
well my link on /links of Charles Bukowski kicking his soon to be wife only got 1 like
bit disappointed as I posted it on international woman's day
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 15:50, archived)
bit disappointed as I posted it on international woman's day
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 15:50, archived)
I read post office after people raved about it but I couldn't see what the fuss was about it was just like listening to a drunk curmudgeon.
I've got my internal monologue for that and that one's decent enough not to knock women about.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 15:52, archived)
I've got my internal monologue for that and that one's decent enough not to knock women about.
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 15:52, archived)
that's probably because there is only one person left on /links who doesn't have you on ignore
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 15:57, archived)
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 15:57, archived)
Do you reckon they'd get upset if I posted this and suggested farage might have amnesia?
www.buzzfeed.com/marieleconte/wait-what?utm_term=.ag1XAwNGd#.oddxN2qO1
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 16:18, archived)
www.buzzfeed.com/marieleconte/wait-what?utm_term=.ag1XAwNGd#.oddxN2qO1
( , Thu 9 Mar 2017, 16:18, archived)
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