Afternoon still at work thread.
Tell us your mundane Easter plans lol glans.
Not you, McBoef.
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Tell us your mundane Easter plans lol glans.
Not you, McBoef.
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two flagons of your finest frothing brew, stout yeoman of the bar
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I haven't been in work for about 4 weeks now.
And another two weeks off I think.
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And another two weeks off I think.
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"Hey, I hear you're the guy who makes videos", said a co-employee I've never seen before
What are you known for among your coworkers?
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What are you known for among your coworkers?
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Mucky videos?
Are we in the 80's?
My wit was likened to Roger from American Dad by one of my bosses last week.
I took it as a compliment.
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Are we in the 80's?
My wit was likened to Roger from American Dad by one of my bosses last week.
I took it as a compliment.
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Could be any number of things, really, since I have only two coworkers.
Being the one who bikes everywhere, being the only bloke in the office, being limber...you name it.
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Being the one who bikes everywhere, being the only bloke in the office, being limber...you name it.
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Rolex 6538 on a nato strap , or if you can't afford that i suppose a milli sub might work
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you see this is funny, because james bond wore a sub and this is a sub thread asking about james bond....i'll wait ...
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dress up as a lime-coloured moped
If anyone asks, you're Vespa Green.
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If anyone asks, you're Vespa Green.
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They call me "health and safety marko"
Because I wouldn't go up on the roof without a harness.
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Because I wouldn't go up on the roof without a harness.
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fortunately I work by myself so I can avoid most human contact
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well, i used to be the 'loan store giant'
whereas now i'm just the new guy, i suppose
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whereas now i'm just the new guy, i suppose
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The one that has a serious issue with substance abuse.
Nah just being a paedo innit
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Nah just being a paedo innit
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Clock will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling, and you'll groan "For fuck's sake, I only just laid down"
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i like this line because you could substitute tea for coffee and it still works
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It's my life take it or leave it, set me free what's that crap papa-knew-it-all ,i got my own life you got your own life, live your life and set me free
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it's old, early 90's, pretty sure that was about all he did, euro dance pop shite
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tangles didn't help you with your footy bet, i'd inform the mods
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yeah that bitch
I forgot to place the bets in the end. Which was good
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I forgot to place the bets in the end. Which was good
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Isn't there a little plastic toy in an egg inside of all of us?
That toy's name is Jesus.
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That toy's name is Jesus.
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Wait, not Jesus. The other one. Whatsisname?
Oh, yeah. Buzz Lightyear.
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Oh, yeah. Buzz Lightyear.
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Bloody hell, is it that time again already?
Second day of doing three people's jobs instead of one and I already feel like drinking in the morning.
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Second day of doing three people's jobs instead of one and I already feel like drinking in the morning.
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make sure to deliver things 1minute before the deadline
and tell everyone how hard you worked to get it done on time.
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and tell everyone how hard you worked to get it done on time.
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I'm off bowling tonight,
You any good at bowling? Or are you more traditional skittles type?
Also, do you pronounce it bowling or bowling.
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You any good at bowling? Or are you more traditional skittles type?
Also, do you pronounce it bowling or bowling.
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It's well hot here
So I'm having coffee. Just been to the cemetery with all the bones.
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So I'm having coffee. Just been to the cemetery with all the bones.
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Bout a gajillion or summat
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fontanelle_cemetery
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fontanelle_cemetery
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If you ever go to Palermo and want to be freaked out
go to the Capuchin catacombs. Fucked up.
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go to the Capuchin catacombs. Fucked up.
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I read an interesting thing about French artists a while back having all sorts of strange things, plays, raves, films etc in the catacombs.
There was another group of them that made a squat-workshop and meticulously repaired a town hall clock.
I also read about some guy who took a camcorder down there and filmed himself going mad as he realised he'd got lost :(
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There was another group of them that made a squat-workshop and meticulously repaired a town hall clock.
I also read about some guy who took a camcorder down there and filmed himself going mad as he realised he'd got lost :(
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oh yeah? well I'M going to the park to catch some pokemon
so i think we know who the real winner is
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so i think we know who the real winner is
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bowl to rhyme with gnoll and ing to rhyme with fling
i tend to favour the technique of going with fat spastics so i'm in with a chance (you can distract them with ice cream). also you can ask for the gutters to have a barrier erected and use a chute to launch the ball (or bowl)
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It's been a while, but Im not too bad actually.
Even better when they take them big snake things out the gutters!
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Even better when they take them big snake things out the gutters!
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I used to be alright back in the day when I played semi-regularly.
That's going back a bit now, mind.
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That's going back a bit now, mind.
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I think the last time I went was nearly 10 years ago.
I wasn't great. They knocked down the megabowl and the only other alley is a hellish affair at an amusements by the beach which has uv lighting and pounding crap dance music.
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I wasn't great. They knocked down the megabowl and the only other alley is a hellish affair at an amusements by the beach which has uv lighting and pounding crap dance music.
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i like bowling and i'm ok at it (pronounced 'bowling' by the way)
my highest score ever was some near miraculous game with the gf's family and i scored 213. never got close to that before or since though
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my highest score ever was some near miraculous game with the gf's family and i scored 213. never got close to that before or since though
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also, because it was inevitable
frinkiac.com/video/S07E12/5S7vq203MCSK68E5wvHmpV952c8=.gif
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frinkiac.com/video/S07E12/5S7vq203MCSK68E5wvHmpV952c8=.gif
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i considered it but he specifically mentioned pronunciation
my hands were tied
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my hands were tied
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haha, fair enough
fucking hell, mark lamarr looks impossibly fresh-faced
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fucking hell, mark lamarr looks impossibly fresh-faced
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I don't think I've bowled since I moved to Poland
which would be 13 years
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which would be 13 years
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To hit the middle pin I have to aim two pins to the right
I dunno if that makes me a genius or a retard
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I dunno if that makes me a genius or a retard
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Sound to me like his arm is moving in an arc as he swings the ball.
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well obvs
My arm isn't some sort of push-rod actuator. How else would I throw the ball?
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My arm isn't some sort of push-rod actuator. How else would I throw the ball?
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Don't be obtuse; you know I meant arcing in the horizontal axis.
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i haven't been in years
i'm not brilliant, but i average about 3 strikes a game
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i'm not brilliant, but i average about 3 strikes a game
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We're gonna score tonight, we're gonna score tonight.
We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll,
We're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl,
We're gonna score, score, score, score, score tonight!
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We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll,
We're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl,
We're gonna score, score, score, score, score tonight!
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so you're saying I should bet on dortmund, athletico and bayern?
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defo
the tangledupinblue corporation takes no responsibility for any losses sustained following unthought out gambling advice
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the tangledupinblue corporation takes no responsibility for any losses sustained following unthought out gambling advice
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It's this music of the devil that teaches young people about drugs.
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that's not aimed at blind people, it's aimed at pricks who want to be different and showy
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rickets (n): tickets to see Rick Astley
"babe, since it's our anniversary and he wrote 'our' song, I got us rickets!"
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"babe, since it's our anniversary and he wrote 'our' song, I got us rickets!"
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ok, here comes grrry
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I'm starting to understand the health freaks now
a nice walk and ten minutes of cycling and I feel properly awake now.
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a nice walk and ten minutes of cycling and I feel properly awake now.
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I do a 30 minute walk to work every day. I'm still always tired.
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I bet you've already poked your willy in that tank cos you're so gay for old bikes
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yer, that red one you wanted had a massive dent in the side too
at least you get to paint this one your own choice of color. Or the full rainbow, you massive homo
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at least you get to paint this one your own choice of color. Or the full rainbow, you massive homo
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Well, it'll be red, because the v5 says red. And I'm not going through the ballache of changing the colour with the DVSA
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yeah, but there's a difference between tomato and candy apple and bordeau
I like red wine coloured cars, some of my favourites were that colour.
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I like red wine coloured cars, some of my favourites were that colour.
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lol, bol with the accent over the O
is the Polish word for "pain"
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is the Polish word for "pain"
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which is the surname of an offally famous transvestite comedian.
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So, thanks to Grrrmachine I had to tell a parcel force man that my nickname is windy pig.
He was a bit funny about it, had to go back and get a second form of ID. Bloody parcel force prick.
You alright?
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He was a bit funny about it, had to go back and get a second form of ID. Bloody parcel force prick.
You alright?
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Lols , I'd have done the same, but I've never been asked for id at the door, and i get Smith parcels
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He said that he didn't believe windy pig was a name, but it might be a company and I might be stealing stock.
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Should've got it sent by yodel; they'd have fucked it into a hedge three doors down with no proof of ID.
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I'm great thanks.
Just curious what kind of stuff you send to each other. Interesting things I'll warrant.
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Just curious what kind of stuff you send to each other. Interesting things I'll warrant.
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Nah, I own a crappy old motorbike from 70s czechoslavakia
He lives in Poland and got parts for me as they're more readily available. His kindness probably saved me at least a hundred quid, if not more.
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He lives in Poland and got parts for me as they're more readily available. His kindness probably saved me at least a hundred quid, if not more.
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Grrr is in an eastern Muslim trafficking gang, Semtex, Isis, windy pig buys it all
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Someone left 'bangers and mash'
In one of the work traps today. I'm not even sure they tried to flush it.
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In one of the work traps today. I'm not even sure they tried to flush it.
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i'm not sure
what's the opposite of a youtube lego tutorial video?
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what's the opposite of a youtube lego tutorial video?
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grown men in costumes pretending to fight each other
in a big sweaty melodrama for children and rednecks, it would seem.
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in a big sweaty melodrama for children and rednecks, it would seem.
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A cup of tea and a slice of cake.
No cake for you, though, tubby.
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No cake for you, though, tubby.
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"you're not on the moon yet"
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i'm afraid that this episode won't be 20 years old until the 18th of may
disqualified
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disqualified
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Have you pinpointed the exact date when The Simpsons stopped being funny?
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Sounds about right, though.
I take season 12 as a rough cutoff point, and that must be nigh on twenty years.
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I take season 12 as a rough cutoff point, and that must be nigh on twenty years.
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according to this it was season 8
graphtv.kevinformatics.com/tt0096697
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graphtv.kevinformatics.com/tt0096697
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The guy that runs simpsonsqotd on twitter reckons homer's enemy was the beginning of the end.
And yet it has the highest rating.
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And yet it has the highest rating.
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I think he might have a point.
It's a funny episode, but it does go out of it's way to be mean-spirited, and allows the show to be excessively self-referential.
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It's a funny episode, but it does go out of it's way to be mean-spirited, and allows the show to be excessively self-referential.
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there are shit episodes in the early days and good ones in the newer series
i don't see why there has to be a point where it 'stops being funny'
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i don't see why there has to be a point where it 'stops being funny'
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to be honest you guys are lucky i come on here and try to enlighten you all. a lot of people in my position wouldn't bother, but don't forget your roots; that's what i say. i'm like a shepherd tending to his wayward flock.
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Taking the first pull from a fresh recoil and rewick with new juice #vapelyf #rdaorgtfo #mechmodmr
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a friend of mine vapes and i went into the local vape shop with him
it was one of the wankiest places i've ever seen
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it was one of the wankiest places i've ever seen
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I need to buy some replacement wiper blades for my car.
Car chat, anyone?
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Car chat, anyone?
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Get Bluetooth ones that are synched to the beat of your car stereo.
Listening to ambient chillout music in the pouring rain and crashing into things is well lol.
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Listening to ambient chillout music in the pouring rain and crashing into things is well lol.
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If you know a better way to clean the windscreen, I'd like to hear it.
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dank (adjective): unpleasantly damp and cold
You mean my balls, right?
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You mean my balls, right?
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:40, archived)
I have not, no.
They do get a wipe down when the car is washed (so, once, maybe twice each year), but I'd not thought to season them.
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They do get a wipe down when the car is washed (so, once, maybe twice each year), but I'd not thought to season them.
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vinegar is nature's only wiper blade cure, check haynes manuals for full details
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I haven't owned a Haynes manual for quite a while.
I used to be quite fastidious about buying them, but then I got the Multipla, and they didn't do one for that, and it broke the habit.
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I used to be quite fastidious about buying them, but then I got the Multipla, and they didn't do one for that, and it broke the habit.
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Yeah.
Very practical, and quite fun, but guzzled petrol, and was just wide enough to be a magnet for prangs.
If memory serves, there was only the Multipla and the Honda FRV that met our requirements to have 3 full size rear seats and not be significantly longer than a normal car.
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Very practical, and quite fun, but guzzled petrol, and was just wide enough to be a magnet for prangs.
If memory serves, there was only the Multipla and the Honda FRV that met our requirements to have 3 full size rear seats and not be significantly longer than a normal car.
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But fucking dreadful to look at.
The only car to actually give me a headache.
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The only car to actually give me a headache.
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I think it's an abomination visually as well.
Looks like a gigantic metal duck's head or something.
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Looks like a gigantic metal duck's head or something.
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And now I have one of these:
www.theaa.com/images/allaboutcars/testreports/2009116_peugeot_partnertepee_main.jpg
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www.theaa.com/images/allaboutcars/testreports/2009116_peugeot_partnertepee_main.jpg
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lol
Was genuinely gutted that we couldn't lay our hands on the seven seat version.
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Was genuinely gutted that we couldn't lay our hands on the seven seat version.
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just smash the windscreen out
then you'll always be able to see clearly
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then you'll always be able to see clearly
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it's better to buy cheapies and swap them every six months
than to splash out on bosch ones and run them well past their useful life just because you qant to squeeze every penny out of them
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than to splash out on bosch ones and run them well past their useful life just because you qant to squeeze every penny out of them
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I think I've got Bosch ones on at present,
mainly because I don't entirely trust Halfords to not make their own brand stuff crap by design.
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mainly because I don't entirely trust Halfords to not make their own brand stuff crap by design.
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You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
Who's gonna drive you home tonight
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Thinking nothing's wrong
Who's gonna drive you home tonight
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funny i just did my insurance, fully comp, all the perks, 236 quid, it's good to be old
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I got the RAC to knock my breakdown cover down from ludicrous to acceptable, the other week.
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that's weird
grrrmo did the same thing and it cost forty thousand pounds
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grrrmo did the same thing and it cost forty thousand pounds
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comes as standard on all Polish documentation m8
thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/polish-passport-4981876.jpg
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thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/polish-passport-4981876.jpg
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while you were out driving in the rain
I studied the wiper blade
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I studied the wiper blade
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yeah dunno what you are on about, i just watched the bit with the baby
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"everybody hands go up"
I'm upset by the lack of Saxon genitive, but I'm not "I LITERALLY CANT STOP CRYING" upset. Was this baby killed in the Syrian gas attack, or something?
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I'm upset by the lack of Saxon genitive, but I'm not "I LITERALLY CANT STOP CRYING" upset. Was this baby killed in the Syrian gas attack, or something?
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:30, archived)
Grrry's counting calories, mcbeef's mooning about his wedding, and now you're getting broody.
It's like mumsnet on here, today.
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:43, archived)
It's like mumsnet on here, today.
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:43, archived)
"I literally can't even" is just filler in 'Murican yoofspeak these days.
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:34, archived)
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:34, archived)
All the idiots decrying swaddling as cruel are rather amusing, though.
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:35, archived)
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:35, archived)
@shumskordei needs to calm down a bit but yeah, it's a cute video
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:19, archived)
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:19, archived)
i didn't read any of the comments, i just thought it was dawwwww
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:27, archived)
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:27, archived)
It's like that hedgehog or loris or whatever it is that sticks its arms up and looks cute but is in fact terrified innit.
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:22, archived)
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:22, archived)
"British actor Peter Egan" says that the baby is gathering venom from it's elbow glands:
www.news.com.au/lifestyle/home/pets/animal-rights-campaign-urges-people-to-discourage-slow-loris-tickling-videos/news-story/6931759ef9772df816b041a66891e16e
'member Ever Decreasing Circles, eh?
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:50, archived)
www.news.com.au/lifestyle/home/pets/animal-rights-campaign-urges-people-to-discourage-slow-loris-tickling-videos/news-story/6931759ef9772df816b041a66891e16e
'member Ever Decreasing Circles, eh?
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:50, archived)
It would make getting to the front of a queue a piece of piss.
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 13:13, archived)
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 13:13, archived)
Morning.
Burnt my tongue on some too-hot mushroom rice last night. What else is too hot?
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 7:57, archived)
Burnt my tongue on some too-hot mushroom rice last night. What else is too hot?
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 7:57, archived)
I feel sorry for him
I think he just lets substance abuse get the better of him
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 8:34, archived)
I think he just lets substance abuse get the better of him
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 8:34, archived)
you're kicking your legs like a United airlines passenger but still at risk of imminent death ?
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 8:52, archived)
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 8:52, archived)
I weighed myself this morning and I'd gained half a pound and got a bit disheartened
but I've just had a massive shit and the scales say it was a pound, so that's a brown victory in my book.
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 8:59, archived)
but I've just had a massive shit and the scales say it was a pound, so that's a brown victory in my book.
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 8:59, archived)
I'm asserting my dominance
that LCD screen isn't the boss of me
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:08, archived)
that LCD screen isn't the boss of me
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:08, archived)
Who was it who weighed himself every day for a year and took stool poundage into account?
Was it Benjamin Franklin?
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:12, archived)
Was it Benjamin Franklin?
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:12, archived)
Imma take up the John Lining diet
"Lining investigated his own body as a possible barometer for meteorological change. For a year, in 1741 and 1742, he measured and weighed his intake of solids and fluids as well as his bodily excretions - urine, stools, and somehow, perspiration; he also weighed himself day and night, took his pulse twice daily, and unflaggingly continued with his meteorological observations. At the end of the year, he sent all the data to the Royal Society of London, along with his favourite recipe for rum punch, which according to his charts he consumed in impressive quantities (as much as eighty-five ounces daily)."
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:17, archived)
"Lining investigated his own body as a possible barometer for meteorological change. For a year, in 1741 and 1742, he measured and weighed his intake of solids and fluids as well as his bodily excretions - urine, stools, and somehow, perspiration; he also weighed himself day and night, took his pulse twice daily, and unflaggingly continued with his meteorological observations. At the end of the year, he sent all the data to the Royal Society of London, along with his favourite recipe for rum punch, which according to his charts he consumed in impressive quantities (as much as eighty-five ounces daily)."
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:17, archived)
That's the chap I was thinking of.
Will you be including the two and a half litres of rum punch a day?
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:29, archived)
Will you be including the two and a half litres of rum punch a day?
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:29, archived)
It was when the scales hit 87 kg after a beery weekend that I said enough was enough and started dieting
Post-poo I was 84.7kg.
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:18, archived)
Post-poo I was 84.7kg.
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:18, archived)
The morning thread has been cancelled.
There will be no replacement service.
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 7:26, archived)
There will be no replacement service.
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 7:26, archived)
Ok, you've been asked to go on Mastermind
What's your specialist subject?
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 20:16, archived)
What's your specialist subject?
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 20:16, archived)
Series 4-10 of the Simpsons.
Reckon I could probs do film noirs as well.
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 20:59, archived)
Reckon I could probs do film noirs as well.
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 20:59, archived)
By the time this evening's over, my subject may well be "Switches that can be applied to the XCOPY command".
Still, I seem to be curing myself of the rose-tinted view of MS-DOS that I have long held.
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 22:13, archived)
Still, I seem to be curing myself of the rose-tinted view of MS-DOS that I have long held.
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 22:13, archived)
Ooh.
I recently had to make one if our Solaris boxes tar | gzip | ssh because the tape backups are fucked and our data center staff are about as useful as a handbrake on a canoe.
Thanks to stupid cunting metrics we can get internally fined for not doing backups yet there's no accountability for the wankers in the data center.
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 22:55, archived)
I recently had to make one if our Solaris boxes tar | gzip | ssh because the tape backups are fucked and our data center staff are about as useful as a handbrake on a canoe.
Thanks to stupid cunting metrics we can get internally fined for not doing backups yet there's no accountability for the wankers in the data center.
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 22:55, archived)
I'm feel certain that "Backup chat" will be the topic that unites the board.
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 7:12, archived)
( , Tue 11 Apr 2017, 7:12, archived)
I didn't believe in the Zionist conspiracy,
but their comprehensive takedown of Ken Livingstone proves everything.
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 22:45, archived)
but their comprehensive takedown of Ken Livingstone proves everything.
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 22:45, archived)
I went to see Run the Jewels last week and it was full of beardy dweebs.
Hippety Hop: officially for dweebs.
What else is for dweebs? You'd know ahahahahaha.
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 18:04, archived)
Hippety Hop: officially for dweebs.
What else is for dweebs? You'd know ahahahahaha.
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 18:04, archived)
I don't know what this means.
Shall I pretend so that I look like a cool dweeb?
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 18:12, archived)
Shall I pretend so that I look like a cool dweeb?
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 18:12, archived)
This was discussed recently and I came to the conclusion I'm an accidental hipster.
Overnight oats.
Make own chilli sauce, store it in a mason jar.
'Upcycle' old coffee jars/big jars for storing other things like cous cous and rice.
Have a cast iron pan I'm rather fond of.
Actually now I think of it I might just be a nan rather than a hipster.
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 18:29, archived)
Overnight oats.
Make own chilli sauce, store it in a mason jar.
'Upcycle' old coffee jars/big jars for storing other things like cous cous and rice.
Have a cast iron pan I'm rather fond of.
Actually now I think of it I might just be a nan rather than a hipster.
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 18:29, archived)
I actually decant filter coffee into an old coffee jar.
For years I had instant first thing because I was too tired to appreciate ground. These days I don't even bother having a brew until I'm in work.
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 19:13, archived)
For years I had instant first thing because I was too tired to appreciate ground. These days I don't even bother having a brew until I'm in work.
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 19:13, archived)
I won't leave the house until I've at least got a cup of tea inside me.
The one time i broke that rule, I backed my car into someone else's.
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 21:42, archived)
The one time i broke that rule, I backed my car into someone else's.
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 21:42, archived)
Spending literally all day, every day, picking fights with complete strangers on George Takei's Facebook wall.
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 19:55, archived)
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 19:55, archived)
i'm currently procrastinating
what your favourite waste of time?
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 15:41, archived)
what your favourite waste of time?
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 15:41, archived)
trolling those peodophile entrapment groups so they end up at meetings that nobody turns up to, the hunted one went to manchester this weekend, wankers
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 15:55, archived)
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 15:55, archived)
strikethrough the ra and replaced with wi making it look like you love EDL cocks
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 16:29, archived)
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 16:29, archived)
okay okay how about strikethrough the ra and replace it with we making look like he has EDL wellies
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 16:35, archived)
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 16:35, archived)
replace it with we making look like he are led if off the road
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 17:29, archived)
( , Mon 10 Apr 2017, 17:29, archived)
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