Aww, I didn't even get the chance to click to see what it was, too busy writing "Honor Blackman" :(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 23:04, archived)

alright "Netflix"

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 23:07, archived)

I do not understand this reference

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 23:14, archived)

Who wants to play ...
Celebrity Deathlist 2018?
( Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:01, archived)

I bags Chris Rea
( Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:01, archived)

Rosie O'Donnell
*hopes*
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:08, archived)

Donald Trump

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:11, archived)

Clint Eastwood

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:14, archived)

Elvis
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:17, archived)

again
( Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:28, archived)

Kirk Douglas, blates.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:20, archived)

Marc Almond

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:41, archived)

Peter Kay

( $$ ✅, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:41, archived)

Harry Truman

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:43, archived)

Doris Day

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:43, archived)

Red China

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:44, archived)

Johnnie Ray

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:44, archived)

South Pacific

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:44, archived)

Walter Winchell

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:44, archived)

Joe DiMaggio

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:44, archived)

Good song, that one.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:47, archived)

*trump*

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:44, archived)

Oh, mgt has already trumped

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:44, archived)

Des O'Connor

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:46, archived)

Fuck is he still alive?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 22:03, archived)

that bloke with all the legs

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:52, archived)

Alexander Knox from the Gotham Globe

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:59, archived)

Spiderman?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 22:25, archived)

Dennis Nilsen
Tim Curry
Prince Edward
Charlie Watts
Harvey Keitel
Tom Skerritt
(Tha D O Z, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:57, archived)

M night Shyamalanmam

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Jan 2018, 18:01, archived)

B3ta poster 'bootsthealchemist'

(Tha D O Z, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 18:03, archived)

Mugabe

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 18:13, archived)

Gene Hackman

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 18:14, archived)

Hugh Jackman

(Tha D O Z, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 22:55, archived)

Honor Blackman

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 23:02, archived)

Jimmy Carter

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 18:15, archived)

I would be relatively content to see all of them culled
(only kidding celebrities! please keep going with your zany japes in 2018 and keep us all entertained!!!! lol!!!)
( vladimir, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 18:53, archived)

Rob Redford

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 19:11, archived)

Pete Duel

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 19:26, archived)

Cliff Richard

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 19:31, archived)

Anyone but David Attenborough

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 20:16, archived)

right in the feels, m9

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 23:10, archived)

john cleese

(ozof, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 20:16, archived)

Michael Parkinson
Theresa May
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 20:54, archived)

Marlon Brando

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 20:54, archived)

Jimmy Dean

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 20:55, archived)

Woody Allen
Can we also do next celebrity to get Yewtreed?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 22:06, archived)

I'll go 2 for 1 and say David Jason posthumously turns out to be a bacon.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 22:47, archived)

ooh yes how about a round of #himtoo!
( Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 20:20, archived)

the year so far is an abstract concept

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 11:36, archived)

you're an abstract fucking object

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 11:59, archived)

fucking
yeah
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 12:42, archived)

merry 12018 to all our hominid boarders from the Holocene

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 12:46, archived)

lo mo-s
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 14:08, archived)

Life is, itself, an abstract concept

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 13:12, archived)

i accidentally discovered the new Time Cube
tetryonics.com/
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 15:00, archived)

And now I want to download all the 3D models of the periodic table of elements

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 16:07, archived)

This is fucking brilliant!
Reminds me of THE LEARNING TRIANGLE.

www.somethingawful.com/fakesa/learning_triangle/
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:20, archived)

that one is a parody though, right?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:34, archived)

I feel old already

( Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 14:32, archived)

Kids born when you created your b3ta account are taking their GCSEs thus year.
HTH.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 17:32, archived)

Warmest day of the year so far!!!

(Tha D O Z, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 11:00, archived)

Probably

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 11:11, archived)

^ shittest thread of the year so far

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 11:25, archived)

^ shittest reply to a thread of the year so far

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 11:55, archived)

no chance
that was this one
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 11:59, archived)

^most meta reply this year so far

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 14:10, archived)

This has to be the best day of the year so far!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 10:57, archived)

It's not that good

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 11:11, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 6:40, archived)

Stupid sexy morning thread.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 9:13, archived)

*thrusts*

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 10:03, archived)

Happy New Year!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 10:34, archived)

And a fine bouncy morning to you!

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 10:54, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 0:00, archived)

have a good 1998 everyone

( maia is thinking about gnomes, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 1:44, archived)

also i had no idea it was my b3taday until i posted that.

( maia is thinking about gnomes, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 1:45, archived)

post again some other time
candles woo
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 1 Jan 2018, 12:54, archived)

Aye, on the Buckie awready

(Tha D O Z, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 19:11, archived)

^ gay steve rogers

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 19:21, archived)

Total robosexual.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 19:42, archived)

i've had a spiced rum mojito
and a campari+port, which wasn't as foul as I was expecting.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 20:45, archived)

Get a brandy Bailey in you

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 31 Dec 2017, 21:08, archived)

not sure I want to waste my brandy like that

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 21:35, archived)

Wanker

( mongychops, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 22:44, archived)

remember back in 2008
when i said civilisation had 10 years left
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 21:34, archived)

and yet meier keeps churning them out

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 21:35, archived)

lol

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 21:43, archived)

Lol

(Tha D O Z, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 22:17, archived)

just mixed up a Rum Swizzle
what are you drinking today?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 11:49, archived)

medicene

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 31 Dec 2017, 11:51, archived)

what, like jaegermeister?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 11:52, archived)

No, like prescription cough meds and that.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 31 Dec 2017, 12:41, archived)

Purple drank?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 12:49, archived)

Nah, it's sort of brownish, got to put it in hot water.
Doc went "Why didn't you get a flu-jab silly stuj?"
Me: "Cos YOU told me not to when I tried to make an appointment for one."
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 31 Dec 2017, 12:55, archived)

they're free for your age bracket
;)
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 13:21, archived)

lol bracket

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 13:22, archived)

Gin and cuhrke,
as I wait for my lunch to cook.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 11:52, archived)

the fuck is cuhrke?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 13:15, archived)

Y'know.
Cuhrka-Cuhrla.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 13:37, archived)

Champagne in the fridge here, got some opium tea on the go as well.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 12:29, archived)

just mix them together and and call it a Poppycork

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 13:21, archived)

*polite clap*

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 19:17, archived)

Probably vodka

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 12:30, archived)

i've got half a dozen flavours on the go right now

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 13:22, archived)

bog-standard smirnoff tonight
maybe with a few tequilas thrown in. can't start on anything alcoholic until about 9 or i won't see midnight
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 13:56, archived)

lol bog

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 16:31, archived)

Tit sweat

( broadsword w⚓, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 12:39, archived)

Back with Sammi for New Years then eh?
B^bB_rr^ooaadDsSsw_oorrD^!!^!!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 31 Dec 2017, 12:48, archived)

Blimey, been a while since I saw one of them
^alright s^SssSSssttTtT_tuuUuuUjjJjJJ^!!!!
( broadsword w⚓, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 19:17, archived)

bottles or cans?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 13:22, archived)

jugs

(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 14:36, archived)

lol jugs

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 15:12, archived)

lol

( broadsword w⚓, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 19:18, archived)

lol lol

(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 19:51, archived)

Got a case of moretti, couple nice bottles of malbec and some fizz.
Decided not to go out this year, going to get mortal and watch a movie.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 31 Dec 2017, 12:43, archived)

I was planning cocktails and anal tonight
but now the missus feels sick so it'll be cheese, crackers and Gremlins 2 :(
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 13:19, archived)

Just send her to bed early and order in a prostitute FFS.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 13:48, archived)

but if she's sick then she gets to use the big bed
and then I'd have to fuck the prossie on a futon, which takes a bit of the magic away.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 13:50, archived)

Hark at you with your fairy-tale romantic fantasies about prostitution.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 14:01, archived)

which takes a bit of the magic away turtle power
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 14:03, archived)

Ha.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 31 Dec 2017, 13:58, archived)

Bailey

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 13:42, archived)

it's a bit sad that you had to use the singular form

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 13:50, archived)

Nastro Azzurro and strutting my stuff to some italo disco

( $$ ✅, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 14:33, archived)

Cup of tea whilst I glue my Warhammer figures together.
Think I might be high on fumes.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 16:35, archived)

Out of everyone in this thread
You're doing new years right
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 17:31, archived)

bum pizzle, more like
happy new year everyone
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 17:02, archived)

Happy new queer more like

( mongychops, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 17:11, archived)

Icons mano, icons.
Then you can relax and enjoy the party.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 31 Dec 2017, 17:17, archived)

i don't think there are any new year icons
the xmas ones stay up until twelfth night
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 18:05, archived)

and some have icons thrust upon them :(

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 18:09, archived)

lol pizzle

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 17:38, archived)

Hitler.

(Tha D O Z, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 10:58, archived)

German Bight

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 11:36, archived)

happy Hogmonay to all of our Scottish boarders
Shid ald akwentans bee firgot,
an nivir brocht ti mynd?
Shid ald akwentans bee firgot,
an ald lang syn?

Fir ald lang syn, ma jo,
fir ald lang syn,
wil tak a cup o kyndnes yet,
fir ald lang syn.
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 0:53, archived)

alright Robert Burns

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 0:54, archived)

I find all that Burns shit to be insufferably twee.

(Tha D O Z, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 1:02, archived)

I'll still eat the whisky and haggis though.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 1:10, archived)

Of course

(Tha D O Z, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 1:24, archived)

No French

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 1:33, archived)

*Hogfewer

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 8:31, archived)

That song is barely comprehensible bollocks

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 8:48, archived)

i don't know what's happening

( sock more tea vicar?, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 9:03, archived)

Forties, Cromarty

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 9:20, archived)

Poole, tyne, dogger

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 9:52, archived)

^occasionally very poor

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 9:59, archived)

If only Sandettie were still here for this thread.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 10:06, archived)

Only at the end of the month

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 10:24, archived)

Nappy poo rear

( broadsword w⚓, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 9:06, archived)

Alright.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 31 Dec 2017, 10:57, archived)

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 11:10, archived)

we call our grandad Spiderman
he hasn't got any special powers, he just can't get out of the bath
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 18:47, archived)

I'm surprised he's still alive at your age

( mongychops, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 18:53, archived)

We call our grandad Dr Strange.
For personal reasons.
(immadme, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 19:08, archived)

Speaking of getting out of the bath,
lol.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 19:21, archived)

i remember having read a similar article and yes
lol
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 20:47, archived)

I hear the veal's good this week.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 19:34, archived)

I haven't had veal in ages

( mongychops, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 20:34, archived)

this joke is getting vealy old vealy fast

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 20:48, archived)

We don't call my granddad
He's a bit too dead to answer
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 19:50, archived)

*dead granddad fives*

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 31 Dec 2017, 2:15, archived)

Jackie Chan's First Strike is showing on ITV4 in 15 minutes.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 20:03, archived)

How does Jackie Chan get out of the bath?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 20:13, archived)

Hint: there's probably a stepladder involved and a few hospital visits

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 20:14, archived)

The end credits of Rumble In the Bronx show him fucking his leg up jumping onto the hovercraft and being in a cast. And how they had a little cap to put over it so it still looked like his trainers.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 20:16, archived)

wasnt it also in the end where he jumped down that building front only by jumping from AC to AC?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 20:50, archived)

I saw that one.
Bloke's a nutter.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 21:21, archived)

Poopo

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Dec 2017, 21:30, archived)

happy 30st of December, which is today
I shall spend the rest of the day doing nothing and I have a pre-errection for Star Wars tomorrow. at this time tomorrow I will be sitting in the cinema.

no use brushing teeth stained by red wine
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 14:49, archived)

Another year I've been overlooked for a knighthood!
So Ringo Starr has been knighted basically for staying alive.

Whereas Barry Gibb was knighted for Staying Alive.

Edit: Enjoy Star Wars (or Mary Poppins as I like to call it) but it's waaay too long at 2.5 hours.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 15:15, archived)

i have finished a rather pointless day's jobsearch
and am now looking forward to booze o'clock.


also, i've managed to lose weight over christmas. go, me.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 15:26, archived)

holy shit
apart from the food except the Wagyu which I musf refer to ... if there wasn't a selection of 30 diffefent forms.of.alcohol tonight ... thefe were none.
I am.well bent and tyiping drunk on b3ta is oblifgatory
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 5:19, archived)

no edit

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 5:20, archived)

morning
I'm going to sleep now.
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 8:35, archived)

Morning

(immadme, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 11:44, archived)

Make sure you have a nice greasy fry up when you wake up

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 9:39, archived)

well bent indeed

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 11:17, archived)

Only 30?
Poof.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 30 Dec 2017, 12:02, archived)

Christ that one looks like I've had a panicked squid in my toilet.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 13:20, archived)

The regional athletics league organised a free "post-Christmas detox" gym session this morning.
50 minutes of cardio and core strength work followed by half an hour of yoga. It were great.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 13:50, archived)

Detoxing is bullshit and gyms are shit for cunts.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 13:53, archived)

^most definitely not alpha

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 14:30, archived)

Detox is nonsense invented to scam idiots.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 30 Dec 2017, 17:15, archived)

Can I have tomorrow off?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 29 Dec 2017, 17:33, archived)

alright
Just got that remastered reissue of The Downward Spiral.
(Tha D O Z, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 17:44, archived)

Don't care.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 29 Dec 2017, 17:52, archived)

Fuck off mate.

(Tha D O Z, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 17:53, archived)

Fuck off mate hey pig
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 18:36, archived)

You are a sulky teenager in the 1990s AICMFP.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 18:27, archived)

Do people still say 'AICMFP'?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 18:28, archived)

You just did twice, so I guess so

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 29 Dec 2017, 18:35, archived)

It's a great album and has aged very well.

(Tha D O Z, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 20:51, archived)

Nah mate, big Ron's turning up early with the gear for Tuesday, we'll be done by 11

( mongychops, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 18:19, archived)

Fucking Ron is always late though

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 29 Dec 2017, 18:34, archived)

He's a liability , but what you gonna do

( mongychops, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 19:05, archived)

Yes. Yes you can.

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 20:16, archived)

Dishwasher's on the blink, not a good night for it.
Now I'm sitting, alone with a glass of rum, with the hose in a bucket, to see if it will drain.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 20:34, archived)

If she's not better by the morning send her to the quacks, nobody wants a sick lazy wife

( mongychops, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 21:44, archived)

lol
I stuck my fingers down her hole and proured water in her pipe, and now she seems fine.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 22:13, archived)

No doubt a thrill for her and a chore for you, bloody foreplay

( mongychops, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 22:54, archived)

I read somewhere that you're all a bunch of cunts
Please discuss.
( AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 22:06, archived)

Well, that's just plain rude.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 22:14, archived)

Isn’t it?
Hope you had a lovely Christmas btw
( AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 28 Dec 2017, 23:43, archived)

No need

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Dec 2017, 22:37, archived)

You shouldn't believe everything you read on toilet walls

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 7:19, archived)

Please stop being upset online.

(Tha D O Z, Fri 29 Dec 2017, 7:36, archived)