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# *smugs*


Well done to Prodge for finding the motherload!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Whoa *sudden realisation*
Smug croissant guy is in OTHER PHOTOS??
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Preggers smug is just weird
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:48, archived)
# I preferred him when he was just...
Summer green career job picture FREEDOM legs portrait smile breakfast job bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Whoa - i feel like ive seen a rare photo of the queen with her legs open
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:51, archived)
# haha "great images.com"
spot on
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:53, archived)
# LOOK! POOR PEOPLE!
www.great-images.com/EN/search/image/57820/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha
I propose we set up a b3ta kitty to buy all of these images.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:57, archived)
# B3ta 'buy' images?
Does not compute
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Everyone knows you can get all the free images you want from gettyimages
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Just flip the image so you can't read the watermark
or crop it, leaving some of the white lines in place.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
# For sure
we need some of them in larger sizes!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:48, archived)
# He's even smugger in those other balcony shots
"balcony shots" sounds like a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# for Romeo/Juliet slashfic
you Elizabethanophile perv.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:18, archived)
# If your lady is wearing a balcony bra, it most certainly would be!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Wow, there's one with the croissant half-eaten
and he looks EVEN SMUGGER. The photo must have been taken during a croissant shortage.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:58, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:16, archived)
# I think we all remember the croissant shortage of '96
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
# WE MUST FIND THIS MAN!
We have clearly been doing him an injustive all these years. NOBODY that smug would dress in salad, get pregnant and stare a hard-hat wearing giraffe in the face. NO-ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
# The leaf / cigar one is like a veggie version of that bit from the A team where George peppard is in the monster costume
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Colour this Peppard...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Excellent interpretation of the subject matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
# why thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)
# :))
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:15, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:52, archived)
#
(prince jellyfish has a mental age of, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:20, archived)
# His name is: Model030
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:51, archived)
# *chants his name*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Modelo? Isnt that a beer?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:55, archived)
# I wonder if we can hire him out for events
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:00, archived)
# OK, I haff flown here all ze vay from Hamburg
and you just vant me to sit in zis chair holding a newspaper and ein croissant?

YOU PEOPLE ARE VEIRD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:04, archived)
#
Every Christmas New Year's Eve (thanks Rafi) Germans watch Dinner For One and I don't find that funny.

It feels like smug bastard is the Germans giving something back.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:11, archived)
# It's just their version of Del Boy falling through the bar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:13, archived)
# The Danes watch it every new year
When I dated a Danish girl years and years ago, she was astonished that British people had never heard of it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:13, archived)
# That sounds so shit
but then so does Withnail & I on paper, and its one of my favourite films.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:19, archived)
# We watch it on new-years eve (not christmas)

(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Or at least invite him to a b3tabash as guest of honour
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:05, archived)
# I was thinking more just to sit there with his croissant and newspaper
as a piece of living art
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:07, archived)
# LIKE I ZAY, VEIRDOS! ALL OF YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:14, archived)
# JA, BUT INCIDENTALLY I DO RARZER LIKE CVOISSANTS
SANK YOU FOR ZE ENDLESS SUPPLY
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:20, archived)
# haha
don't forget ze orange juice!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:23, archived)
# But vot is zis newspaper, "Ze Sun"?
Have you not got ze Berliner Zeitung?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:26, archived)
# aber was ist das auf Seite drei?
DAS BOOBIES!

Ah, Chanel, 21 of Maidstone sinks zat ze Euro vill survive de crises caused by ze Greeks. Ya, I sink so too!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Model030 wearing Model030

It's amazing the random shit stuff that comes up for a GIS of "Model030".
The glasses, by the way, are $1000. Smug bastard.

EDIT: link removed because I'm not gonna spam for thousand dollar glasses. Google "model030 alain" if you must.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha, genuine office lol
Incredible how happy this has made me, it's like the b3ta of old has come back!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Steady on
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:55, archived)
# SHUT UP YOU CUNT
normal service is resumed
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# NEVER FORGIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:57, archived)
# I haven't
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
# holy moley!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:52, archived)
# pregnant smug FTW :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Fecking Hell!!
A new smug is born
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:08, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:09, archived)
# What a difference a day makes!
He actually looks like a decent fella
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:16, archived)
# I
am so smug that this has been found....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:44, archived)
# There's just no end to them
Smugsy is one busy stock photo model
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:56, archived)
# All the money rolling in from sales of his photos,
*that's* why he's so smug!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:51, archived)
# but *that* photo is still missing!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:52, archived)
# *takes off glasses* holy shit... there's MORE?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Kali ma. Kali ma. Smuti deh!
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Smell my cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:40, archived)
# ham fisted & cheese
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Ian Beale with a beard
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:42, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Stashed in an attic, somewhere, is a really hideous portrait of this guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:45, archived)
# haha
the older he gets, the more chimp-like he becomes?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:21, archived)
# POW!! indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Ray Liotter

(madamcreative, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:21, archived)
# 'lannister'
whats that then?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:30, archived)
# He'll always pay his debts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Game of Fuckin' Thrones, innit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=25KABvPbq-U
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Lord of the rings lols
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:35, archived)
# One does not simply walk into Kingslanding
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Nonchalant stroll?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Throw yo Hand up!
I expect great things of Tyrion in the remaining books.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
anybody else miss the mighty biscuit in oxford last night?

bugger

(prince jellyfish has a mental age of, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:48, archived)
# i never pegged you as one of those folks who scream and shout nonsensical stuff on facebook related to the latest episode they just watched
OMG THE LAST EPISODE OF THE WALKING DEXTER THRONES WAS AMAZINNNNNNNNNGGGG!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:40, archived)
# That's 'cause I don't do that as a rule
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:43, archived)
# good lad
Every other status on whichever night game of thrones is on is usually something like "OMG!!!!!!!!!!" or "I CANT BELEVE THOROBORG BETRAYED HAGGARLOND!!!!!!!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
# I give a shout out that it's about to start
but i tend to leave on my raving to the Game of Thrones Facebook page
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Speaking of which, can you post that HMHB pic?
I want to share it :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:47, archived)
# On Facebook? Will do I did post it yesterday though.
Edit** I've re-shared it and linked you to it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:09, archived)
# As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a semi-aquatic mammal..
EDIT: Latest snap from 'Dredd' gives a nod to Judge Minty fan film..
www.imglobalfilm.com/opus/dredd
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:21, archived)
# How otterly fascinating...
You've been beavering away at this for some time then, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:28, archived)
# It Tarka lot of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:33, archived)
# I'm calling a holt to these puns now
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:34, archived)
# dam you !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:36, archived)
# I spraint taking this, any more!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:39, archived)
# "What do you mean I'm furry?"
"It's furry, you know. It's a good story, it's furry, you're a furry guy."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:26, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:46, archived)
# goddamn furries!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Have a totally related pea
(likeajackhammer, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Joe Pesky cuntcat?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:52, archived)
# A furry in a Fury?
Very alliterative
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] view from behind


Click for bigger (38 kb)
(grotpig, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Arse Cam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:08, archived)
# haha
this is where the skill of the porn actor/actress is. Managing to do what they do, gurning faces and all in front of a bunch of weird cameramen, soundmen, producer and a wanking key grip
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Gurning Porn
Rubs Legs
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
# human centipede?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] *pop* Eeeeeeewww!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:59, archived)
# haha arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
This compo's bringing out some great entries :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:04, archived)
# Yes, I have something. Do I have to close my eyes?
Nice job.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Good luck, everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Oh, nice.
I have to say, I thought that was a fantastic ending to that show... real lump in the throat moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:38, archived)
# The Brits do gallows humour and poignant moments better than anyone.
EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlQ9KLrC4Us
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:42, archived)
# oh my
very good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:41, archived)
# We still on for today?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:52, archived)
# absolutely, I'll be with you some time after 2
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:55, archived)
# If Pi comes through, you'll have a copy of 'The Raid' to take home.
The subtitles are completely nonsensical, but actions speak louder than words.
And these actions are of Brain Blessed proportions..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:03, archived)
# or better still we can watch it this afternoon together
perhaps under a duvet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:12, archived)
# I was thinking of making a fort using blankets and furniture, but we'll see how it pans out once you get here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:18, archived)
# OMG MISTRE BEEN IS DED?????
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Superb
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:47, archived)
# hairy caterpillar assassin
good work Captain, aiming to please
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:51, archived)
# *reloads shotgun*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha, fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Oof!
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Marvellous!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Speechless....
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:27, archived)
# aha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:50, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Alright my luvs?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:23, archived)
# Brilliant!
Send it to the Daily Express
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:13, archived)
# God bless 'im
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:27, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Ta sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:31, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Fascist regime.
Nicely done, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Shuriken!
Cheers Cap'n :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha, I'll give you God Save the Queen!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:31, archived)
# hahahaha
and phwoooar!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Nanna!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:59, archived)
# pahaha
Im only half way down the board and I am already crying tears of laughter from the posts I have seen today.. top notch b3ta'ing peeps
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:25, archived)
# :)
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:14, archived)
# the queen without her make-up ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Fucking brilliant
Have you read this? It's fucking hilarious: John Lydon interview
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Cheers Boab!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Majestic!
gives speeches full of posh cuss words
(patella, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Excellent Ninj
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Ta lully!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:15, archived)
# yes!
knighthood for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:40, archived)
# he's an utter utter utter twat
(likeajackhammer, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:45, archived)
# It was always going to come to this
the punk era
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Oi! How come they get evolved?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:08, archived)
# stupid apes moving in and taking their jobs :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:15, archived)
# They should have hidden it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:31, archived)
# I'll just leave this one here


5 years old! How depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:40, archived)
# shut up and update your blog you mincing queen!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Quite
Most woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Obviously


(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:00, archived)
# Pffft, internet explorer
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:07, archived)
# I think I've just found the motherload of smug bloke pictures

55 images here www.mediafire.com/?pj84h37zpwy3zw6
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:16, archived)
# only 2 pages, and in one he's pregnant :D


www.bokelberg.com/DE/search/gallery/57558/40/1/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:18, archived)
# *Smug-O-Meter explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:22, archived)
# It's you isn't it Prodge?
You are Smug Bloke AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:23, archived)
# DAMN IT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS....

:(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:25, archived)
# This find has made my day, fan fucking tastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:19, archived)
# You can't say Bokelberg without saying Boke
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:47, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Here is the link - pot of gold!



Tons more here:
www.bokelberg.com/EN/search/overview/57823/25/1/

WOW!


(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Pregnant Smug?
This just gets weirder..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:26, archived)
# aye...well done
the links already there
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:33, archived)
# the world has gone insane
more insane than it was previously

it's gone fucking insane

fuck

the smugness!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:37, archived)
# He's very......gummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:39, archived)
# The curious thing is the red car in the background isn't there...
www.bokelberg.com/DE/search/image/57823/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:42, archived)
# yea I noticed that as well :)
weird

[edit] it's at his shoulder just outa shot..must've been took split seconds after 'our' smug shot.

[edit] [edit] argh can't be as he's munched on his croissant
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:44, archived)
# It's weird isn't it cos the other queue of traffic hasn't moved....
EDIT: Oh wait no he has swapped the croissant to his right hand and picked up the glass in the meantime... but no it's a new croissant because the other one has had a bite taken out of it... but..

Hmm, I guess we'll never know what ACTUALLY happened...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha there must be more pictures out there then :D
it's a mystery, his smugness will never be fathomed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:54, archived)
# It's a different shot
www.b3takit.co.uk/images/smugbastard.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Yeah that one's not there.
Also, he's German. Fancy that....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Well they are the ones with all the euros
edit: I just contacted them and they said the photo was taken in Hamburg. I'm trying to get an address.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:52, archived)
# I hope they don't sue everyone who has used the image and laugh it off using that traditional german sense of fun and humour!
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Yeh, they're big bundles o' fun :)
They got back to me and said they don't know where the photos were taken exactly, just that it's "probably Hamburg".
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:40, archived)
# bah hamburg!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
# DAS SCHMUGHERR!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:30, archived)
# :O
*is struck dumb*
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:43, archived)
# ^this as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Woo
Top find, Sir

Edit: Nuke it with fire
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:44, archived)
# he is Chris Martin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:37, archived)
# oh my god!
what has just happened!

oh my god. Search Bokelberg.com for balkon and for zeitung and there he is. In all his newspaper reading balcony glory!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:29, archived)
# holy fuck
how the hell did you find those? nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:31, archived)
# just by searching..came across cigar smug and went holy fuck..it's the smuggerload!!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# THIS IS THE BESTEST THREAD ON B3TA THAT THERE EVER WAS.
I have been looking for the original Smug for ages! I even contacted ImageBank but their license ran out. This is amazing - I can now revise my b3takit PSD file considerably :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:47, archived)
# i'm impressed
i'm even more impressed that somehow we managed to get hold of a smug bastard photo that *isn't* in their stock.

maybe they withdrew it because of us. i'd like to think we're that significant.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:49, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:40, archived)
# WWOOAAAAAAAH
Mark this day in stone b3tards :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Absolutely top work, fella!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Top Internet detective work there P69!
Its a bit surreal to look at these to say the least O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:34, archived)
# just one more thing mam :)

*smokes columbo cigar*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Unglaublich!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Call me, I have something smug to say.
Jesys, that really is a shitload of smugness there. What a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Now delete this, it will be lolarious
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:46, archived)
# please shut up...just once
for all of us
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:51, archived)
# hahah I wasn't replying to you
And anyway, since when have you become the spokesman for a generation, you specky, unemployable social spastic?

Love ya Prodge xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:31, archived)
# you forgot schizophrenic

you're mean :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:53, archived)
# hahaha :D
not seen 'lies' monkey in a while
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I was just thinking about doing a similar one with the 'BEWARE' horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:57, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Pffft.
I was. That's about the third time someone has beaten me to a similar idea so far this compo.

I should try being cleverer or quicker with Photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:09, archived)
# Haha! You win!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:11, archived)
# hahahaha
Exceptional!

I really can't express how much I love this.


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:39, archived)
# A meme before my time, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:50, archived)
# What will you do, on the Jubi-Loo?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:50, archived)
# hahaha!
how proud she looks!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:55, archived)
# A right royal pee
(patella, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:01, archived)
# cantankerous old witch
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:01, archived)
# Royal flush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:25, archived)
# my misses is
going over the girls house for the jubilee and watch tv having nibbles.. I said dont you mean jubbly nipples.. im going stay at home and fester watching midget boxing instead
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahhh
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:00, archived)
# Also...
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:27, archived)
# Genius.
Absolute genius.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 3:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Just remembered this
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 7:52, archived)
# ah, i think i just got!
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 3:22, archived)
# i'm rissing
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 7:07, archived)
# 4291
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:16, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0tiNwOpZ68
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:48, archived)
# Damnit. I kept trying to work out something about Picasso.
Haha. And I had seen that before.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:08, archived)
# 4291?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 5:38, archived)
# I get this but
I don't beliiiiiiieve it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 6:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Got it straight off. What TheAmazingMeatMan said.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 6:22, archived)
# As Bob Mortimer
once said....

"I can't believe it...!"

Good work, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 6:26, archived)
# He actually said "I don't believe you"
Which made me laugh cornflakes onto my sofa some years back
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:14, archived)
# Hehehe
Though I think I was watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire at the time...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 7:20, archived)
# hahaha!
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:03, archived)
# Most Excellent!
I don't believe it, but I'm clicking it!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:15, archived)
# Oh, bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:24, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:35, archived)
# Woo!
That took me too long, I'm not properly awake yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:38, archived)
# Took me a bit, but I got there!
Woot an' *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:40, archived)
# Expertly done :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:41, archived)
# You forgot the pile of puppy shit that would have inevitably been decorating the carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:53, archived)
# You have fallen
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:02, archived)
# This is the best thing on the internet.
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry]


*may not represent a t59
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:24, archived)
# *awaits inevitable Henry rework* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:26, archived)
# haha yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:33, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:52, archived)
# Hahaha had to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:26, archived)
#
better fit, too :D
nite
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:28, archived)
# g'nite
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:01, archived)
# cheers :D
not on par with your moon eye tho... that was nicely! lols :)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:05, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:07, archived)
# Good work
Exactly what I had in mind but my photoshop skills are lacking ...
(I helped save b3ta! bane, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 7:05, archived)
# Wonderful!
Also: lens.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/06/04/behind-the-scenes-a-new-angle-on-history/
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 7:19, archived)
# Wow, that's incredible, I love that
It's like going back in time and observing an iconic moment in history from the wings
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:16, archived)
# Wow. That's quite stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Wow here as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:56, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:37, archived)
# nicely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Can they get away with this?




I saw this on the walk to work today.
(Special K I hope i dont look like the perv i am, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:20, archived)
# Get out the vaseline
(although the gay shift may be merciful)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:45, archived)
# i don't think merciful would be the word i'd use
i think apathetic would be more appropriate as of late.
i'm still considering whether i can be bothered to call him a cunt and perhaps uploading a gif to enforce the sentiment
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:53, archived)
# after some careful consideration
i have decided to point out that you appear to be a cunt.
.... something about reading the faqs...
if you continue to be a cunt i will have no choice but to upload a gif, the sole purpose of which will be to call you a cunt, and perhaps to tell you to fuck off.
let this be a warning
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:57, archived)
# Very measured
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:48, archived)
# I certainly agree that I am a cunt.
which part of FAQ are we looking at? does one require a NSFW or I made this?
(Special K I hope i dont look like the perv i am, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:29, archived)
# perhaps these would be closest to the mark
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#inspiration

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#nopicture

i think it's generally accepted that /board is for shopped pics, or work you've done yourself.
starting threads with camera phone snaps is usually frowned upon.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Yeah whatever.
What happened to this gif?
(Special K I hope i dont look like the perv i am, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:32, archived)
# got to hand it to you
that's king (kong) great
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
# kong could just flick a bogie
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:37, archived)
# hasn't he..
got a lovely manicure..

very nice!

eyespye the empire state dead ahead...


*DUCKS
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Thanks
...but that be the Chrysler building me hearty!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:00, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:09, archived)
# ^
chevron
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:00, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:55, archived)
# haha..
- ooops..

AHEM...
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 31 May 2012, 23:56, archived)
# Nicely!
Fuck me, 5 years!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:02, archived)
#
Happy Candles big guy.
I hope you will be chundering here for many more
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:09, archived)
# Huzzah!! Happy long ser vice Candles :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Woo
Happy Candle day and hugs
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Thanks guys!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:33, archived)
# No, I only do dirty mature women.
Happy Candleday anyway.

That's dirty as in uninhibited, thought I'd clarify that, considering posts below.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:46, archived)
# 5 candle chunder :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:02, archived)
# he'd make a good helipad too :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Clicked
because I like this
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:48, archived)
# haha awesome!!
I started doing an animation of that last night, but it was shit

*click!*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] This can't end well...
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# 0.3L
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# polystyrene
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 31 May 2012, 23:10, archived)
# I may be the only man with internets who hasn't seen this film
film filth
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
# To be honest, neither have I, nor do I wish to.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Nope, you're not alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Nope me neither
Edit: Probably faked anyway
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 31 May 2012, 23:10, archived)
# seen it..
last bloke i went out with introduced me to its delights.. & yeah looks fake :D

edit: then again, he also introduced me to b3ta.. hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Finally seen some of it (not a sucker for punishment)
Chocolate cream enema I reckon, no way is that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:48, archived)
# with added oatmeal or something for bulk.. but definitely porn poo
*gags*

that sort of dirty doesn't appeal either way ;)

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:03, archived)
# Ghoti mentioned chocolate ice cream
having that inserted could result in some radical facial expressions.

please let that come up as my board quote
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:29, archived)
# oooh
*wonders who it could be* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:04, archived)
# aaah
*scuttles off* ;)

nite all :)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:26, archived)
# I'll be through in a minute to tuck you in
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:49, archived)
# double bluff
It's YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:32, archived)
# it wasn't me, honest guv
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:50, archived)
# I've also managed to avoid it.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:37, archived)
# I haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:29, archived)
# I'm so glad
this wasn't a .gif
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Damn it, I want chocolate ice cream now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:23, archived)
#
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:08, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:07, archived)
# haha!!
would have been better if the cup filled up :)
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh, nasty...

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Simon SAYS sidestep to the left, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Hehe... in my memory of the show
contestants were always either
a) called Simon
b) Welsh.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Only ever saw it a couple of times when it was on in the background at work
It seemed like one of those things that looks really amazing and fun but which is actually tedious in practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# I used to play something similar at a virtual reality arcade
back in the day when virtual reality arcades were futuristic and existed

It was surprisingly fun
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:33, archived)
# no way anyone gets this without file naming :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:34, archived)
# It's a fair cop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Curses, I should've made the filename something more esoteric!
I always tend to call my pics something really self-explanatory so I can find them easier in the images folder... hence:

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# haha, that'll do it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Best eva!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 31 May 2012, 23:14, archived)
# I did..
but i'm a bit sad and loved it as a kid!!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:27, archived)
# I got all the DVDs of it after someone very kindly recorded every episode off Sky and burnt them to DVD
great memories
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:50, archived)
# ^wants
purely to educate my children in decent kids tv you understand!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:59, archived)
# The
Box
;)
Edit: also on TPB...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:16, archived)
# *cough*
nope :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:34, archived)
# got it
i don't know how i feel about getting it without file naming.
does it make me a dork?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:03, archived)
# d.i.s.m.i.s.s. o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:32, archived)
# FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:51, archived)
# RIGHT, NO OTHER RIGHT, ER I MEANT UP, NO FORWA...oh fuck it
Is it dreamgelding?
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha I got that
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 31 May 2012, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Too easy?

Surprised it hasn't been done already!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# RIS?
*checks filename*

No still haven't the foggiest idea

(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Is it Quincy?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:02, archived)
# No, it's Magritte
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:05, archived)
# No, it's clearly an apple.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 31 May 2012, 23:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Arf!
Apple of mine eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Is that a still from
Prince's "Eye (sic) wish you heaven" video - with some black shit behind it?
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Happy b3taday, person who I'd never heard of before now
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# *websheriffs*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 May 2012, 22:12, archived)

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