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[challenge entry] i'm a noob, hope i did this right ;)

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(Pimpster, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Nice!!
two compos with one entry - impressive!!

and welcome :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)
# :)
hehe, thanks, i've been watching for about 2 weeks only signed up a few days ago. im a BNP supporter and found all the bnp and griffin images bloody hilarious. :P:P
(Pimpster, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:12, archived)
# b3ta national party
i like b3ta - they should rule the country :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)
#
sounds like a future compo ^
(Pimpster, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:14, archived)
# ^this!^
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Ooooh
You don't wanna admit to supporting the BNP around here... we're all liberal wishy-washy sympathisers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:14, archived)
#
take your anger out on littlejohn, not me ;)
(Pimpster, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Oooh, no, sorry, we have to hate you now.
Altough I can't hate you without being a hypocrite cos I did snog a Tory once.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:19, archived)
# What did he/she taste like?
And did you know at the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Broken dreams, unrequited love, and beer.
To my shame, I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Coming on here and saying you're a BNP supporter
is akin to going on the 'i love horses' website and asking for some good glue recipes.
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)
# was that the original idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)
#
I knew there'd be a semi-bad reaction, but we are totally lied about on a daily basis....so i get where you're coming from.
(Pimpster, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Here's your chance
Convince us you're all fluffy and non-violent and tolerant and have at least a basic awareness of long-term migration/societal change!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
#
society always changes, and we have changed. But wouldn't it be nice to get rid of all those scruffy chavs who do nothing but go fighting on a night.
(Pimpster, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
# "get rid of"???
Please elaborate
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:59, archived)
# right
because the BNP never bend the truth.. seriously, there's a debate to be had about immigration, but the BNP have fuck all to contribute but hatred
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:52, archived)
#
theres no hatred at all, the only hatred I see is from people who hate us for the wrong reasons. I guess wanting an end to a war that has killed a million people, and fuel prices that kill thousands of old people a year is a wrong thing?
(Pimpster, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# nothing wrong with that at all
but you know as well as I do that the BNP's main issue is immigration. I'm assuming you also know some of Nick Griffin's connections with extreme right wing groups, for example the KKK?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:09, archived)
#
Most BNP supporters don't see immigration as a main issue here, only people who keep trying to pull the race card on us are the ones bringing up immigration.

The main issues are leaving the EU, pulling out of the war, ending foreign aid, decreasing fuel prices, increasing manufacturing....and finally immigration.
(Pimpster, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Really? Then how come the main policy at the last election was paying ethnic minorities to "go back home"?
As for the rest -
- Leaving the EU will be bad for the UK economy anyway you look at it, ignoring the Daily Mail-esque hysteria about subsidies, we are benefit from membership.
- We are already pulling out of the war, just doing it in a phased & practical way rather than the pathetic idea of throwing our toys out of the pram & taking our ball home.
- Foreign aid benefits the UK economy as most of it is in subsidies to buy UK goods & services, as well as making countries more likely to trade with out in preference of our competitors.
- How exactly will you decrease fuel prices - we have very few means of producing our own power and are now reliant on foreign sources. The BNP policy of nationalisation will simply cost the Treasury billions of pounds for companies that still have to buy in gas & oil, which will then have to be paid off by the tax payer, probably through increased fuel tax, thus actually raising the price...
- Increase manufacturing all you like, no fucker outside the UK will buy anything as our labour & material costs are too high.

And then we get to the core point of the BNP - being racist scum.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:16, archived)
#
The EU costs us billions in membership....billions that we never ever see again. And it doesn't benefit us one bit...infact we lose more money through the common fisheries policy, which allows all 27 memberstates to fish in our waters, therefore reducing our fish stock and taking business from OUR fishermen.

We aren't already pulling out, yes we are pulling from Iraq, but we are still all-out in afghanistan. And our leaders are now planning a war in Iran....of all places.

You're saying foreign aid benefits us? Are you on crystal meth? We're paying about 130 odd small countries with brutal murderous dictators around £13 billion a year to buy guns so they can overthrow themselves. And what you're saying makes no sense, why would we pay other countries to trade with us? That defeats the whole object of profit, etc.

We can decrease fuel prices in many ways. We have a very high fuel tax....if this is decreased, people will buy more fuel, and the government will end up getting the tax back anyway, as it always does. Otherwise, we can start digging up the hundreds of yearsworth of coal we have left underground, and build more nuclear power stations. Then we have plenty of cheap electricity.

There, now hopefully that answered your wrongful statements.

And P.S. I hear you're a racist now...father.
(Pimpster, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 18:17, archived)
# you hateful fuckers
hide behind half-truths and abiguous statements ("get rid of" being a case in point).. You're too scared to even admit what you are
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:22, archived)
#
I don't hide behind any half-truths, when I say 'get rid of' I mean we should get rid of the way they attack pensioners and threaten people with abuse, smash windows, and generally cause problems for 90% of the population.
Ofcourse, you, probably being a hateful idiopath, probably think I meant 'kill them'. Why would anyone do such a thing? we'd just sort emout the good old fashioned way ;)
(Pimpster, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:33, archived)
# chilling
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:49, archived)
#
whats chilling? thefact that you instantly think im a murdering? yes thats chilling, on your behalf.
(Pimpster, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Ah, concentration camps
Why didn't you say? That's OK, then.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:04, archived)
# BNP supporter? Honestly?
are you sure you want to admit to that on here?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:24, archived)
# you'll probably get a lot of stick on here for that
but many of the people on here probably voted for the libdems so just laugh at them.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I salute your honesty
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)
# fuck off you twat
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Nooo
We need somebody new to bash up.
*sharpens stabby stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:48, archived)
# hmm
you would appear to be a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:45, archived)
#
as would you, sir ;)
(Pimpster, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:50, archived)
# I'm a black, lesbian, gay vegan
and an illegal immigrant.
*puts hands on hips*
Come and get me!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
#
I'm welsh....how do ;)
(Pimpster, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Woo hoo
Carte blanche!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:53, archived)
# You are so not
a vegan
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:16, archived)
# *massive shrug*
people are always telling me they support the BNP in real life

I take it to mean the same thing as, to pick a few examples out of my hat, "I'm a Christian", "I'm a Muslim", "I'm a Communist" or "I like football"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:56, archived)
# To be fair
9 times out of 10 all of those examples set my fuckwit-detector off as well
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:03, archived)
# A fully-functional fuckwit-detector makes life a whole lot easier
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:07, archived)
# They move too fast to apply foundation, eyeliner or lipstick
Honestly, you couldn't make them up.

And yes, you did it right :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Giraffe? Check.
Filesize? check.
PNG? unusual choice, but whatever...
Hummus? check.

Woo! Welcome, and stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I likes this compo
makes a change from "shop this person, change that text on the albm/dvd/film poster"
wouldnt you agree?
I shall now cook a parsnip curry to celebrate! huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:12, archived)
# This is the kind of compo we should have more often
Single-phrase challenges. People moaned and bitched about "Pylons" as I recall but even that was better than "LOL film poster" which we get far too often.

I'm enjoying this one muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I did ok out of it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# what, pylons?
actually i appear to have been very harsh on it. i enjoyed the pylons challenge. i did done drew a bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Bloody giraffes, coming over here
claiming all our disability benefits :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:24, archived)
# They've got some neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:26, archived)