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My site
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:51, archived)
# *insert pedestrian wank fantasy here*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:52, archived)
# at least you didn't say "enter pedestrian"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:41, archived)
# tickle me, elmo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:53, archived)
# that tickles my 'elmo'
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:53, archived)
# mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Best thing EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:56, archived)
# haha
edit: well deserved insta-fp
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Her lips are moving !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:58, archived)
# gracious me!
Hahahahahahhahaha
(twattybanjo, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Russell Brand won't be happy at this...
... but I am :D
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:01, archived)
# She's wasted on him....
he's not even worth her poop.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:22, archived)
# this is an improvement on her face
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)
# she's got tits for a face and a big titface
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:25, archived)
# It's been a long time since something has really made me laugh out loud...
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Pfffft...I have a feeling this is missing some huge glasses
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)
# I tried putting her face over the t-shirt
but it didn't work out
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:08, archived)
# I see how that wouldn't
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)
# oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)
# LOOK ME INTHE EYES WHEN YOU TALK TO ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:12, archived)
# She's risking a serious loss of face there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:13, archived)
# New on Channel 5
The woman with a cleavage for a face.
(Testicles just for you, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Makes a change from their usual programming
The woman with cleavage and a face
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Trisha?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Kiss ma teef.
/bumblesquat
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:33, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:24, archived)
# congrats on FP, and sorry ;)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
#
*stands to applaud subtle eyebrow action*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:57, archived)
# yup
hard to spot with all that jiggling
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:58, archived)
# I always look at his eyes, cos he always looks like he's gone a month without sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:03, archived)
# the bros never sleep
they just stay up all night feeding off childrens brains.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:11, archived)
# (from Tom Waits' "Singapore")
We sail tonight for Singapore
Don't fall asleep while you're ashore
Cross your heart and hope to die
When you hear the children cry.
Let marrow bone and cleaver choose
While making feet for childrens' shoes
Through the alley
Back from Hell
When you hear that steeple bell
You must say goodbye to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:19, archived)
# FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha
he just wants to be liked
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Girls, they will experiment
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Katy Perry
was an inside job

I know! Not again this conspiracy.
I'm only joking! Take it easy and wank!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# what is that
thing on her shoulder???
Its not a travel packed russel brand is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:55, archived)
#
Bugadah Huguhda... 'onk 'onk !
(billiepipersteeth, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:13, archived)
#
hot
(nutnics ~, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Hooray for SNL!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Is that where it's from?
Dude I've just stopped watching. I've seen probably 4 or 5 in the last couple of years and not enjoyed them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 1:11, archived)
# I just like the ones with Christopher Walken
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 1:16, archived)
# I always knew
it would be the ferns!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 2:17, archived)
# .
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy1q-qpQAGA
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 2:19, archived)
# ahhhahh delightful
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 2:47, archived)
# I've started watching again in the past 2 years...
There are some gems in there.

And some melons on occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Yes!
This past weekend was the season premiere, and one of the best in a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Genius.
:D

*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 1:25, archived)
# I jizzed my pants and I liked it!
...though I quickly lost my post-splodge erection when I saw that Millaband version. And I think I'll need therapy to get over seeing that.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Hahahahahaha tit fuck face
:DD
(herman:D, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 6:31, archived)
# that is making my face melt.
bravo, you.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 6:51, archived)
# Jiggle me, Elmo.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:09, archived)
#
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:03, archived)
# arf!
:D
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Oh dear me
That is absolutely LOL-inducingly funny.

Click!
(I helped save b3ta! Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Love it
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:06, archived)
# 'shopped only please
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:34, archived)
# pfft!
like some kind of sexy nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Genius!!
And strangely sexy, didn't realise her bangers were so big!!

Massive *click*
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:32, archived)
# I find this strangely mesmerizing .
Woo... *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:05, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Who is this person
and why the cunting fuckery is she on MY internet?
(Zgrzyt My dog gets more Christmas cards than I do., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
# I think you'll find
that I claimed the internet in the name of France in 1987
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I love the hysterisis on that/those
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:32, archived)
# My first thought when I saw this:
Preacher
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:56, archived)
# That reminds me
Must go and buy some jelly for tea
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:44, archived)
# This is brilliant and terrifying in equal measure.
I suppose it does a good job of stopping me from checking b3ta every 10 mins at work though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:58, archived)
# I must have seen this about 43 times today
... and it still fails to get old and die. I don't know if I prefer chestboobs or faceboobs.
(zeppelin boy, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Well done you!!
Luckily I hadn't taken a mouthful of tea yet...but I shall do so and spit it out on my keyboard!! That is excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! dazzyboy, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:42, archived)
# that is
hypnotically fantastic
(william_shatner, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:58, archived)
# christ.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Hahaha, found this while t'internet browsing.
Splendid.


All gets back to b3ta in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 4:08, archived)
# that's
tip bloody top
(I helped save b3ta! Smashy only 35 years of work to go :), Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)