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(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:51, archived)
# *insert pedestrian wank fantasy here*
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Nuh-uh, that's why I wrote off my last three cars.
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:56, archived)
# hahah
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Pfffft.
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Ha ha! Fuck!
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:15, archived)
# pfffffttt
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:53, archived)
# at least you didn't say "enter pedestrian"
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:41, archived)
# tickle me, elmo
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:53, archived)
# that tickles my 'elmo'
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:53, archived)
# mind the piss
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Best thing EVER
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:56, archived)
# haha
edit: well deserved insta-fp
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Her lips are moving !
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:58, archived)
# gracious me!
Hahahahahahhahaha
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Russell Brand won't be happy at this...
... but I am :D
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:01, archived)
# She's wasted on him....
he's not even worth her poop.
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:22, archived)
# this is an improvement on her face
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)
# she's got tits for a face and a big titface
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:25, archived)
# It's been a long time since something has really made me laugh out loud...
*clicks*
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Pfffft...I have a feeling this is missing some huge glasses
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)
# I tried putting her face over the t-shirt
but it didn't work out
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:08, archived)
# I see how that wouldn't
;)
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)
# oh my
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)
# LOOK ME INTHE EYES WHEN YOU TALK TO ME!
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Good lord.
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:12, archived)
# She's risking a serious loss of face there.
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:13, archived)
# New on Channel 5
The woman with a cleavage for a face.
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Makes a change from their usual programming
The woman with cleavage and a face
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Trisha?
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Kiss ma teef.
/bumblesquat
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:33, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Christ
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:24, archived)
# congrats on FP, and sorry ;)
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
#
*stands to applaud subtle eyebrow action*
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:57, archived)
# yup
hard to spot with all that jiggling
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:58, archived)
# I always look at his eyes, cos he always looks like he's gone a month without sleep.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:03, archived)
# the bros never sleep
they just stay up all night feeding off childrens brains.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:11, archived)
# (from Tom Waits' "Singapore")
We sail tonight for Singapore
Don't fall asleep while you're ashore
Cross your heart and hope to die
When you hear the children cry.
Let marrow bone and cleaver choose
While making feet for childrens' shoes
Through the alley
Back from Hell
When you hear that steeple bell
You must say goodbye to me.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:19, archived)
# FUCK YES
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha
he just wants to be liked
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Girls, they will experiment
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Katy Perry
was an inside job

I know! Not again this conspiracy.
I'm only joking! Take it easy and wank!
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# what is that
thing on her shoulder???
Its not a travel packed russel brand is it?
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 23:55, archived)
#
Bugadah Huguhda... 'onk 'onk !
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:13, archived)
#
hot
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Hooray for SNL!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Is that where it's from?
Dude I've just stopped watching. I've seen probably 4 or 5 in the last couple of years and not enjoyed them.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 1:11, archived)
# I just like the ones with Christopher Walken
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 1:16, archived)
# I always knew
it would be the ferns!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 2:17, archived)
# .
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 2:19, archived)
# ahhhahh delightful
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 2:47, archived)
# I've started watching again in the past 2 years...
There are some gems in there.

And some melons on occasion.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Yes!
This past weekend was the season premiere, and one of the best in a long time.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Genius.
:D

*clicks*

(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 1:25, archived)
# I jizzed my pants and I liked it!
...though I quickly lost my post-splodge erection when I saw that Millaband version. And I think I'll need therapy to get over seeing that.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Hahahahahaha tit fuck face
:DD
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 6:31, archived)
# that is making my face melt.
bravo, you.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 6:51, archived)
# Jiggle me, Elmo.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:03, archived)
# arf!
:D
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Oh dear me
That is absolutely LOL-inducingly funny.

Click!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Love it
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:06, archived)
# 'shopped only please
:D
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:34, archived)
# pfft!
like some kind of sexy nightmare
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Genius!!
And strangely sexy, didn't realise her bangers were so big!!

Massive *click*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:32, archived)
# I find this strangely mesmerizing .
Woo... *click*
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:05, archived)
# FUCK
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Who is this person
and why the cunting fuckery is she on MY internet?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
# I think you'll find
that I claimed the internet in the name of France in 1987
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I love the hysterisis on that/those
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:32, archived)
# My first thought when I saw this:
Preacher
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:56, archived)
# That reminds me
Must go and buy some jelly for tea
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:44, archived)
# This is brilliant and terrifying in equal measure.
I suppose it does a good job of stopping me from checking b3ta every 10 mins at work though.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:58, archived)
# I must have seen this about 43 times today
... and it still fails to get old and die. I don't know if I prefer chestboobs or faceboobs.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# :O
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Well done you!!
Luckily I hadn't taken a mouthful of tea yet...but I shall do so and spit it out on my keyboard!! That is excellent!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:42, archived)
# that is
hypnotically fantastic
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:58, archived)
# christ.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Hahaha, found this while t'internet browsing.
Splendid.


All gets back to b3ta in the end.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 4:08, archived)
# that's
tip bloody top
(, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)