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# not parsnip related


edit - for balance, lets just say that it's parsnip tortellini
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:52, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:53, archived)
# YOU CUNT HOW DARE YOU POST
I jest, I quite like this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:54, archived)
# *groan*
:)

anyway, many of you will pretend to not know who won X-Factor, but for those who genuinely don't know, it was this lot...



obligatory: 'would, wouldn't, wouldn't, would' rating

edit: I am aware that this is cruel and demeaning, but I just wanted to get in with it early. It's not an excuse really. Just is.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:54, archived)
# would, would, would, would
no point lying about it, I'd do the hey arnold one twice
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:10, archived)
# You genuinely sick man
Are you completely without any sense of moral decency?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:11, archived)
# I think we all know the answer to that question
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:15, archived)
# You only visit all those sewers and abandoned buildings to check if your victims need fresh gaffer tape!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:28, archived)
# it's why I never visit the same place twice
If you put a body in a sewer processor the bacteria and filters would remove all evidence in a few hours, after a few days even the bones would start to be dissolved.

Just saying
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:45, archived)
# The original script for Snatch was rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:58, archived)
# boners?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Which one's the Hey Arnold one?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:12, archived)
# the one with the sloth face
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:15, archived)
# she brought her own lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)
# I see
Put a muzzle on first, though, I think sloths bite. Slowly, but I think they bite.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)
# you'll need to narrow that down a bit further
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:26, archived)
# i think you mean
it's narrower a bit further down.

that's what makes them gag.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:31, archived)
# looks a bit like
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2059453/Heather-Raybon-disfigured-Illegal-meth-lab-explosion-caught-making-drug-again.html

sorry for the dailyfaillink
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:57, archived)
# have, have, have, having now.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:27, archived)
# ^this this this this this^
(herman:D, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)
# MINGHAGS.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)
#
Attack of the 50 Foot Chavwoman
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Ya get me?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)
# I'd get her.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:26, archived)
# I'd rather boink that Dermot bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:36, archived)
# can she at least watch?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:05, archived)
# all-England karaoke champions 2011.
immortality is assured
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:20, archived)
# they seem a sweet bunch of girls
hope they manage to stay that way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:31, archived)
# and she had a massive Camel Toe while singing the carol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# to be fair, thanks to the lax pronounciation that abounds in the modern media
with all the now acceptable regional accents and casual attitudes towards the english language, i thought the band name was something more like this...



/ casual racism
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)
# To be sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Have a sneaky related pea
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:25, archived)
# *flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:56, archived)
# mmm, parsnip tortellinin
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Tortei- tortelel- traughtlee.... Pasta.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:01, archived)
# haha :D
have considered the consequences of making this wooful post you might actually be pushing other stuff down the board ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Hahaha
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:10, archived)
# morning spangs
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:14, archived)
# I like this
I wonder what his next lesson for Ellen is going to be...
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:19, archived)
# avoid discussing parnsips at all f*cking costs
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I like parnsips
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:20, archived)
# best of all the vegetables
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)
# I was making that earlier, but got bored fontmatching so ditched it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:41, archived)
# To turn the full 1 hour of her show into just audience dancing
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)
# I have a friend called Leinee
I often say her teachers are made from pasta.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)