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[challenge entry] High above Dumfries and Galloway

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(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Ticket also valid to Hull....
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
# HULL INBOUND
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:02, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# It's not even funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:18, archived)
# We take the piss out of all sorts of tragedy, lighten up foxworth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Yeah but... but...
You know what? Fuck it.

*gets back to drinking and drawing*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
# That's the spirit. Repress it with drink!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:29, archived)
# and pills.
Don't forget the pills.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Mu speaks the truth.
All or nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:32, archived)
# That's a bit dark
To Hull with thee
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:05, archived)
# This is quite unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Not as unpleasant as the cat on my knee farting.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:58, archived)
# What would Goodbye Fuckers say?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
# He'd laugh his tits off
He was happy to laugh at pretty much anything...except 9/11.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:13, archived)
# BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:14, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bs7EqlLiSs
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Original post above was for this week's Image Challenge
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Can someone tell me
what the best thing to do is when you've rubbed your eyeballs with Swarfega, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Plucking.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:00, archived)
# I don't know what Swarfega is. But I'd suggest washing your face in vodka, then setting it alight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Swarfega, lime jelly for real men.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# I wiki'd.
My suggestion would be to READ THE FUCKING LABEL NUMBNUTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:12, archived)
# SO IT SAYS ON VODKA BOTTLES TO WASH YOUR FACE WITH IT, CUNTBUBBLE.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:33, archived)
# IT DAMN WELL DOES, FANNYSMEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:39, archived)
# PICS OR GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:41, archived)
# DO NOT USE ON SCROTUM OR PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# You urgently need to squeeze your face on a photocopier and press the 'copy' button
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:05, archived)
#
if it's the basic swarfega, just rinse with clean water - try sticking your face under the shower and blinking rapidly

the materials safety data sheet says it's not toxic but "may cause temporary eye irritation", translation: may sting like buggery
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Fuck you and your sensible advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:15, archived)
# ^this
I hadn't had a chance to get to the ketchup stage for fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Do NOT attempt to wash it out quickly or thoroughly.
Instead, go to a silly website where you know you'll get bad advice while the swarfega dissolves your cornea.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:21, archived)
#
silly bloody ludicrous
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Grab yourself a mirror, and marvel at how grease-free your eyes now seem to be
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Spork them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Thanks for all of the advice but
I think I'll just let my eyes dissolve...

Then I won't have to look at this picture again.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
#
i think i can see my house!
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
# No childs doll?
but they always appear to survive such things.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 10:37, archived)
# I am reporting this to the revelant authorities
I find this highly offensive, I can't believe people get jailed for that "I took the train to heaven lol" thing but yet sick fucks like you roam free. Natasha McBride was just one person and the troll that took the piss out of her only got one month. But considering that 259 people died on flight PA103, you must be due a 25 year stretch - even more than Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi got. You disgust me.
(billiepipersteeth, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Pretty horrible!
But then so was 9/11, with or without hulk hogan.

No judgement of this either way. If you want a decent panam flight 103 animation try this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5naaWe3nLI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(OTT, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:57, archived)