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I hate that costume design.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:21, archived)
# thats not a .......
oh wait.....it is a tumour!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:24, archived)
# super-hernia
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Why do I just see a blank screen?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:26, archived)
# stand further back
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:26, archived)
# *falls through plate glass window*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:28, archived)
# phew! luckily he managed to land in the back of that lorry full of page-three girls
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:34, archived)
# were they page three girls from the Early 90s?
*Tracey Elviks*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:45, archived)
# if sir wants them to be, then it is so!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:48, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Slipped goitre
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:27, archived)
# OI! SUPERMAN! GET THAT SQUIRREL OUT OF YOUR TIGHTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:27, archived)
# If this was facebook, this would get a "Like"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Squrrels with tights.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:29, archived)
# ahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:30, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:34, archived)
# oh no
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:36, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:37, archived)
# ...Ruined.... yeah
I mean, they've taken a man who wears a skin tight bodystocking and cape, and made him...you know, look silly somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Before, he didn't have a shiny codpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:28, archived)
# no, just bright red pants on the outside of his trousers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:29, archived)
# That I can deal with.
I mean, he must be in a rush most days.
It's forgivable.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:30, archived)
# if the Fathers For Justice guys could pack out a superhero costume like that
then their wives might not have started shagging Gary who works at Kwik Fit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:31, archived)
#
don't knock those guys - they saved me from a tedious London Eye experience with the in-laws once.
(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:50, archived)
# haha
I'd like to say QOTW is that way, but I'd also like to hear this story
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:53, archived)
# I can't say I looked too closely.
What's the problem? Is it too dark or something? People moaned about the last one as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:27, archived)
# stop wearing it then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:28, archived)
# He packed his lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Would it be better if he had massive knockers?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:36, archived)
# it'd make me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:49, archived)
# :D...needs more cameltoe.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Done.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:36, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Beth Ditto?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:42, archived)
# i was right
*guffaws*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:57, archived)
#
Up, Up, and Wa-hey!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:30, archived)
# :D
sillier and sillier!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
Best essay ever.

(woo pic!)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Knob of butter
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:42, archived)
# it's all part of the new 52
i actually quite like it design wise.

would you like him to be back in his underpants again?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Yes. That's the Superman costume.
If they want to redesign it, they have to do a COMPLETE overhaul. Anything less looks half-arsed/marketing-dictated.
There was a superman costume at the end of a Dark Horse Superman/Tarzan crossover by the late, great Carlos Meglia (which he used again in Superman Infinite City) which was splendid! Kinda like a 1930s, Rocketeer thing.
The black superman costume is a good redesign, too, as it shows someone thinking outside of the box.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:58, archived)
# i think the red cape is very iconic, so they would never have got rid of that for the film
what about the 'reign of superman' after he did

2.bp.blogspot.com/-lDBagzQYd40/T_5LBP0E9UI/AAAAAAAAATA/Ys6-UXRCYZo/s1600/reignsuperman01.gif

www.panelsonpages.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/30045_20060307162332_large.jpg

there were some awful designs in that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:09, archived)
# ; x ;
no
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:53, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:19, archived)