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B3ta Radio Requests

We need suggestions for stuff to play on B3ta Radio.

Here's the guidelines:

* Nothing that was a hit. Not our rule, but the stations rule

* Stuff that's amusing

* Links to mp3s are far more likely to be played than 'go and look for xxx, it's good.'

* Stuff you've made. Would be really great if people took the time to make short bits of audio. We're allowed to use commercial recordings so editing together a 'Top 10 Paedo Pop Records Countdown' would be fine.

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rob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)

trev reworded i just called to say i love you.

sunshine_elephant.evil.cc/prank.wma

this one's better, it includes christopher walkein reading poetry, some debussy midis, and the windows pinball tune remixed
www.lpbk.net/misc/sunshine_elephant/ravenmix.wma

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

hahahaha!!!

I must buy the CD

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Laini, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

It's telling me it's throttled

to shit!

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The Boy T, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)

yeah

he should UPGRADE THE FUCK UP!

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Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 22:49, archived)

you better host it then

mr yourallgay.com

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)

I'm hoping to get some

music making stuff* soon so I may make some jingles.

*This term is now copyerite to me.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

the poeple who host for me 50 megs

only seem to allow jpgs and gifs how or where do I host an mp3 or am I asking the wrong person...?

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thebear is thebear, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)

zip it

or just name it .jpg instead of .mp3 and tell people to rename it when the download it.

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chthonic, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)

i'm thinking of recording

a real electric guitar track over Koits rendition of 'I can't fucking hummus'. Obviously you can't play that because I havent done it yet. So.. err... yeah.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

Alice's Restaurant

By Arlo Guthrie is great, has never been a hit, is a 25 minute long story about how he dodged the draft and was made into a film staring himself. IT DESERVES MORE RADIO PLAY!!

Also, he is the son of Woody Guthrie, famed folk singer.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)

it was a big hit you twit

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thebear is thebear, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

dreadfully sorry

didn't know that

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

that is a great track

i know it well

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rob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

anthony hopkins did a terrible song,

it was a smash hit though and reached the dizzy heights of 75 in the charts.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

that counts as a non hit

your know the drill. mp3 and links please? Or at the very least, the title.

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rob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)

i've never heard it,

i just recall it, sorry.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)

here

www.garbledonline.net/HopkinsSings.html

Edit: but it's a shite recording that cuts out after 50 seconds

Edit2:

this is better:
www.hopkinsville.de/leben_werk/audiographie.htm

Edit3:

well, when I say better, I mean less shite :)

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chthonic, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)

it's truly amazing

that he actually managed to record a B side that was worse!

(Lambkin, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)

step right up it's around the back

just around the corner from the railroad track

(jakeohoho, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

Anything by Ant and Dec.

Their version of stepping stone please.

EDIT- may I direct all you ant and dec fans to www.popjustice.co.uk , where pop is worshipped as the art form that it is.
EDIT2- their website appears to be down, which is a shame as it's quite good.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)

Watch us wreck the mike

psych

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

I liked get ready to rhumble

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rob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

Who

didn't.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

Archibold Percysmithe

23 Avenue Street
London
W1

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

lets get ready to rhumba

(get ready)
EVERYBODY RHUMBA!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

top ten hit though.

the shame.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

You bought it didn't you?

Admit it!

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)

i did

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lemony, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)

Why the fuck did they spell Rhumble wrong?

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)

koz they were krazy kats?

or Slade fans.

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rob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)

Shout

is a masterpiece

(Mattyboy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)

Cocktails for two by Spike Jones and His City Slickers - marvellous and funny, I will access it for you...link to your email?

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thebear is thebear, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

linky on thread please

my email is over run with other stuff

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rob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)

I still maintain

jeffrey lewis is the best thing ever but as I can't listen to b3ta radio then my opinion is fairly invalid.

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christhebarker, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

you can listen

via the web (when it works) or downloading one of the MP3 grabs that the very helpful people have been making.

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rob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

Yeah work firewall stops live listening

didn't know about the mp3 grabs thing though!

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christhebarker, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)

try user ID 11822

being slightly cryptic so I don't destroy his bandwidth

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rob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)

hmmm...

a little too cryptic for me!

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christhebarker, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)

1. click your profile

2. edit the URL
3. replace the number with the one I mentioned

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rob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:41, archived)

I still back you up on the jeffrey lewis

tho i was in thye lakes so couldnt back you up :(
i was however bringing mr lewis's tunes to coniston :P

(Alpen, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

ohh and ill back up my request for Mr lewis

with requests for "The Mountain Goats" erm maybe "Anglo Saxons" by them
or "Neutral Milk Hotel" "Two Headed Boy" parts one or two both are great

(Alpen, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

Would you play

some of the things Stouffer recorded for the 6 minute album? I think they're really good.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

links links

and then we'll stick some headphones on the magic donkey tomorrow night.

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rob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

All stouffers stuff is here

www.funwithshapes.co.uk/music.html

I recomend "The girl from the orange advert".

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

Crikey

that's a pretty professional sound quality stouffer's got going there :)

(on the World of Dr Phil that is)

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chthonic, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)

me too

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)

I think so too

but last time I looked on funwithshapes there were no links...

edit: fair enough, well found!

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rogan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

It's still there (see above)

he just removed the navigation, the nobber.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)

Corky & the Juice Pigs

'Too Fat to Rock'n'Roll'

can be found on KaZaA, but nowhere else as the original recordings have been deleted
Nothing they made was ever a hit, and should be to your liking

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Red wine and cheese., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

My favourite ones are

"REMember" (I always hated that music)
and
"The Only Gay Eskimo"
Both can be found on Kazaa (I've heard).

But "Too Fat To Rock'n'Roll" ist rather funny as well, I agree.

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xandmi, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 18:23, archived)

country and western?

www.thebrokenfamilyband.com

they're quite nice, and there's a couple of mp3s on the site; and one of them is a song about robots. nice

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new_matt, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

Derek & Clive

Taking the O out of Country

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

monty pythons

eric the half a bee.
Download here

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Wifey, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)

hooray!

and hello

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new_matt, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)

Hello

:-)

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Wifey, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)

This was the theme for our last Eurovision party

William_Shatner - Miss_United_States

(berman brothers remix of Shatner excelling himself)

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chthonic, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

My version of Thundercats

www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Thundercats.mp3

I've also written a new tune called "pants". Link to follow.

EDIT : www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/PANTS.mp3

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

You are

A Rock God (tm)

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 8:59, archived)

This is ace..

Christmas At The Zoo

Care for a dance, Mr Giraffe?..

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)

TUBGIRL!

tubgirl tubgirl tubgirl!

my TUBGIRL song!

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The Boy T, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)

how about...

last weeks show (I missed it). Or has someone
got a mp3/ogg I can download?

(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)

I've got a version of "New York, New York"

played entirely on car horns if you want.
I could .mp3 it tomorrow...

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chthonic, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)

who knows what the magic donkey will dance to until he hears it?

so yes please

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rob, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)

I fear for the

magic donkey's sanity what with those big ears and everything. Will do.

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chthonic, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)

in tributre to Lofty's passing

www.eotmc.com/mp3/Bozilla%20-%20I%20wanna%20be%20loftys%20mate.mp3

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robh, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)

The Dead Milkmen

Methodist Colouring Book
presuming the upload worked

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 12:20, archived)

A fine band

Their Punk Rock Girl is pretty skewed and fluffy.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 18:35, archived)

brilliant

nuff said !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)

watching scotty die is rather poignant.

(benzanotto, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)

always was.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)

the guitar song

is a particular favourite - and suprisingly melodic for the milkmen.

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)

i've done a couple of new ones this week

www.disparatedan.com/workitout.mp3
www.disparatedan.com/dirrty.mp3

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Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)

go kart mozart

did a fantastic novelty rock record about basque seperatists here:
felt.planetaclix.pt/mp3/default.htm
("elephant trunk")

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)

oh and not sure if this was ever a hit, but it's very good

if you like drunken mexicans shouting over the lambada. found it in a charity shop a few years back.

'El Bimbo' - Bimbo Jet

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Reverend Dan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

All this got posted in the wrong place...

A couple of dodgy MP3s for the radio show ...
Both on the charming theme of cameltoes :)

Excellent but with annoying DJ chatter over it:
www.maxmouse.org/musik/cameltoe.mp3

Not as good, but a clean recording (found whilst looking for a better version of the above):
www.ic.sunysb.edu/Stu/jwmoschi/MP3/cameltoe.mp3

Rob ... I have copies locally if these sites get b3tan-up by the excessive bandwidth - see my profile and mail me for them.

(I did search on the URL but couldn't find anything in the spazz).

(hagbard, Tue 2 Sep, 14:12)

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chthonic, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

Sorry 'bout that ...

I don't tend to look at the front page much so hadn't spotted this thread.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

If you're trying to find a better copy of the first one, it might be tricky.

It's *not* by "Fannypack"* or by "But Suk Country" (who both also have songs called Cameltoe). All the other mp3's I've found are just trimmed versions of this one (so to speak).

* - The 2nd one is the Fannypack track.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)

Sounds

from the chatter like it's by The Cameltones.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)

I thought James Lileks' (lileks.com)

"Chickenheartdoom mix" was pretty good.
link below....

(it's one of his first attempts with a make-your own music program)

homepage.mac.com/lileks/.cv/lileks/Public/Chickenheart%20Doom%20Mix.mp3-link.mp3

(bluemerle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)

Wesley Willis - Rock 'n' Roll McDonalds

(Idid, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

Awww...

That would be a good tribute to Wesley. He died a few days ago.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 3:58, archived)

Another suggestion.

I still owe an entire community an apology for suggesting Ferlin Husky. Have this instead. It's a classic.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)

How to have proper sex.

I made this:

www.poptunes.de/b3ta/Kissing_Club_-_Sex_Instructor.mp3

It's a bit silly.

(First post after lurking for a year btw. Plz be nice to me.)

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account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 18:06, archived)

the music in my profile

or this if your a lazy biscuit

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?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 18:16, archived)

I think this fits.

Because

a) if this was a hit ANYWHERE, may my testicles fall off
b) I find it incredibly funny.

I dare you to inflict all 3:26 on the great listening public.

The Happy Flowers: Mom, I Gave The Cat Some Acid. A classic.

Edit: It seems I am unable to refer to any song as anything but "a classic". Just ignore the last two words of any future posting in this or similar future threads and we'll get along just fine.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 18:20, archived)

how about taking a listen at the work of Biz Bizley

the almost-completely unheard of Brummie oddball singer bloke....

now staring at www.birminghamitsnotshit.co.uk/biz.htm

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bounder not here that often, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)

One more then I'm done for now.

Imagine the love child of Hank "King of the" Hill and Mark E. Smith from The Fall. You've got The Legendary Stardust Cowboy. I'd say he's the strangest thing to come out of Texas, but I'd be so wrong. This is his Down In The Wrecking Yard.

You guessed it, it's a classic.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 19:06, archived)

Didn't Dame Dave Bowie cover him?

On Heathen if my trivia filled mind can recall

(Boss Mew Covfefe does not bargain...it only covfefes., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 19:56, archived)

I believe you're right.

See? A classic.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)

more strange things from texas

buttholesurfers.org/DoubleLive2/ButtholeSurfers-KuntzLive.mp3

the fabulous butthole surfers, perfect daytime radio fodder

(tallbloke, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)

Super Mario Dirty Mix

Hello.

We made this.

It's a remix of Super Mario Brothers. It's insane.
And so are we...co-incidence??? Or is it Moirder?

Super Mario Bros Dirty Mix by A Scholar & A Physician

www.ascholarandaphysician.com

82.69.9.58/~joepublic/music/Super_Mario_Bros_Dirty_Mix_OC_ReMix.mp3

also available here....

www.ocremix.org/detailmix.php?mixid=OCR00683

(Rich-BRF, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 20:04, archived)

also available here

for faster download
APHEX-Mario

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Happyperson, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)

faking love this

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 2:15, archived)

A fex?

I'm slightly confused about the Aphex thing. Altthough a friend of mine has been to his house many years ago we have no association.

Except for our mutual love of 16th Century French Garden Furniture.

(Rich-BRF, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)

'eres one you can try to find

it's a very nice song called Cows with Guns by Dennis Leary. It's utterly hilarious, well to me anyway.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)

I've said it before, and I'll say it again

www.kompressormusic.com

I'm particularly fond of his "Girl From Impanema" cover

(KnitWit, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)

This is blimmin' good stuff!

hee hee "Kompressor does not dance!"

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robh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)

"Opblaaskrokodil" is utter genius.

gothmog.homeip.net:8000/sonicwarfare/Ome%20Henk%20-%20Opblaaskrokodil.mp3

I translated the lyrics, too. Technically, you should "EDIT" the last word of the first verse...

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?!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 23:10, archived)

The notes on the page

Say you aren't sure about the chorus translation: more literally it's

Do you know what I want?
An inflatable crocodile
So I can float in the sea,
Between the tasty chicks.

Not that the Dutch should be encouraged with this sort of music.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)

FHQWHGADS from homestarrunner,com!

MP3 clicky

Pure comedy genius, and worth it just to see those not familiar with Homestar Runner to go "Huh?"

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Leo Panthera, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)

Everybody to the limit

I say come on Fhqwhgads...

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)

a crappy thing i did when this was floating around. it's got farts in it

members.optushome.com.au/pierard/media/audio/acidic%20cholera.mp3
this is my first post too so put in the fucking boot please.. i love it

(wobblebottom, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)

I'm not sure if this is amusing enough

My brother and I did a cover of theme song for the Japanese anime series Berserk. We just became sort of obssessed with the song. Here is a link to it.

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ein, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 5:52, archived)

Want something truly unique? Fun too? Check out Amit!

Amit Lissack's stuff is completely unique, odd, funny, and original. Check out "Pony" or "Pants On," or pretty much any track. Pick at random. Some of the realaudio tracks fade out, when the songs are a bit longer on the CD, but several sound "complete," and would be fine for radioplay. Contact info for musicians is there.

www.noodlesandgluerecords.com/cgi-bin/ng_cgi?cgi_script=frame&link=amit.htm

While your at www.noodlesandgluerecords.com check out Curt's stuff too. Also great stuff.

I'm friends with these guys, so I'm biased. But seriously, they must be heard!

(snjofridur1, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 7:31, archived)

My mate's band

actually u probably wont understand most of it,
files.mp3.com.au/download.asp?id=57582&Type=MP3&ReferURL=
it's very aussie

(Queencleo, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)

dre and the kid get tourette's...

how are you with swearing? this is the lyrics to "Forget about Dre" with all the non-swearwords taken out - MIGHT not be suitable for radioplay, but give it a listen anyway: here

(Rex Monday, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)

Can I make a suggestion

of Rev Dans Your So Gay Bar mix type thing!
I don't know if you've played it, or if it'd go against any copywrites, but it is VERY VERY VERY funny!

Can be found on his profile, ID 5570 while we're being subtle ;-)

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Generationgav, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 12:27, archived)

Icke Air

I've posted this link before but yer not getting anymore until I have confirmation that you played this on the show already!!!

It rocks, David Icke wisin' up over a phat techno track . .. .

www.spyr.co.uk/tracks/ickeair.mp3

so there

(danspyr, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

i'm pretty sure

that if you go on kazza and search for Dradog or sgt conrad all that stuf will be made by me, and also if you search for pink kittens then you will find my band's song Moth of death

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BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)

List o' stuff

HEYYY (sit on it)

I have a few suggestees:

Anything off www.cartelcommunique.com (particulary pat n peg) All extremely amusing.

Anything by The Country Teasers - a london garagy band. They have a cover of Tainted Love that is just fucking class. I might even try and find it for you.

Anything by my band www.deletia.net

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leperisland, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)

Just in case...

...you don't read my email until it's too late, here is a link to my HG Wells song:

Wells

...and here is the animation for any casual lurkers who haven't seen it:

Wells

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 18:43, archived)

Richard Cheese...

...And the Lounge against the machine orchestra

A swing cabaret act doing covers of all the best tunes, try on this for size

Baby Got Back (Sir Mixalot)

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DeKay There's jam in the bath!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 19:55, archived)

I like the sheer inappropriateness of his

cover of Radiohead's Creep.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)

this is wikid

and needs to be played!!!

(loulou, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)

That is superb!

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robh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)

that is fucking fantastic.

play it. play it hard!

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mrRush, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:08, archived)

I personally think that

Stairway to heaven is better than both of the above, except for the website advert in the middle, but it's ignoreable

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DeKay There's jam in the bath!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)

Not so sure

STH is a "classic" in the traditional sense. I was talking about this with a mate and we came to the conclusion that the less traditionally "classic" the song, the better the Cheese treatment worked. I could imagine a lounge singer attempting "Stairway...", but not, say "Hate To Say I Told You So". It's the gap of inappropriateness that is, for me, the comedy.

Comedy is very dull when dissected. I'll shut up now. And at the end of the day, all we're expressing is a preference.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)

Richard Cheese

kicks mega ass!

His version of Bullet The Blue Sky is great too!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:03, archived)

Well Well, im gonna be cheeky and plug my bands MP3's

They aren't amusing tracks, but they are woo!.. go on..

Eskimo Toccata - Styrofoam

Eskimo Toccata - Not Another Teenage Love Song

Eskimo Toccata's Web Site

(and yes im aware its a shameless plug to get heard!!)

(I dont know anymore, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)

Satan's Trampoline by Lawnmower deth

its in the download section here

(sharkey 1 post a year Average, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:26, archived)

check it out

www.mp3.com/eight-ball

songs can be d/l from there...

might interest you, might not!

(invocation, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)

I was flicking through my records in order to make a CD

and stumbled across these two gems -

Max Bygraves's tribute to the Beatles - It's touching the way he handles Lennon's death and he manages to bring the mood back sensitively...

Another John Inman track - cover of How Do You Do It. Absolutely marvellous.

Probably unearth some more for next week. In fact I probably have at least a CD's worth of this kind of crap...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)

NOW

tell me that John Inman's character (or indeed himself) isn't gay GAY GAYBAR GAYBAR!

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Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)

That Inman song

was made for b3ta radio!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:58, archived)

DONKEY! STOP!

Paralysed by The (aforementioned) Legendary Stardust Cowboy. Screaming incoherence that inexplicably makes sense. I first heard it when I was a nipper back in the '70s and it changed my life. All 8 listeners need to hear this; this really IS a classic.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)

I like it!

It`s like Weebl Does Bob Dylan!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:57, archived)

dangermouse could

use a themetune more like the one i made for him.
www.geocities.com/camelshortener/dangermouse
i think.
if it doesn't work then i'm an idiot.
if this ends up in the wrong place then i'm an idiot.
hello in any case.

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)

One of mine...

Available here - click "download now".

...my first track ever to appear on an actual pressed CD.

...my first track ever to be played on Sveriges Radio P2

Thanks in advance!

(tpoh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)

tom waits?

or is he too mainstream?
either way "What's He Building?" off of "mule Variations" is particularly sublime.
Clicky for Tom

(Alpen, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)

Sesame Street Rox

ROCK ON. Rebel L.mp3

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Kolonel, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)

would any of these be suitable ?

www.punkrockbaby.com/punkrockinner.html

I was going to suggest
www.danacountryman.com/coolandstrange/comp.html
for really weird tunage and I mean really weird but it's been taken offline, I do, however, have all the mp3's so I could upload them somewhere and um maybe I should just do that first then post the linky dink rather than waffling on like this.

Also stuff by this dude is good-
www.gohomeproductions.co.uk

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supermoving has returned as sammy davis junior school, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)

can you

play the 'hacker or spacker' song? It was wicked- quite catchy for a song with only one note...

this is quite cool- 'psycho semtex sex' by the bleach boys...

www.ragaroo.co.uk/psycho.mp3

they also did a song called 'stocking-clad nazi death squad bitches'- haven't heard it but with that title it must be ace

(nob-bacca, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)

This is a great cut up of Pop Idol

www.bootcentral.com/cropstar/audio/download/Cropstar%20-%20Rock%20Your%20Idol.mp3

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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)

I thought

that was fab. Cheers, mate.

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K@te, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)

oh go on then...

Here`s a song by Shooby Taylor - "Just A Closer Walk With Thee", from his album "The Human Horn".

Shooby da man! :-)

I`ll be deleting the file at lunchtime, Friday, cos I don`t like MP3s (I didn`t make) on the server :-]

Oh yeah, and for all you cool cats, here`s some shit I did make.

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)

not sure if its what you want..

ive been messing about with EJAY dance 4.. and have made a really cheesy euro-dance style tune.. and my mates seem to think its pretty cool.. just wondering if i should upload it.. or is dancy stuff not really your bag!?!

(Gerbra, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)

Music by Twitch

As it turns out, I make a bunch of music, under the performing name (yes, I'm cool enough to have a performing name) DJ Twitchmaster. I have remixes and original music up the yinyang in a variety of formats, unfortunately, but I'll post the links for you here.

Bang da Drum -

twitchpictures.tripod.com/bangdrum.wma
Heart of Darkness -
http://twitchpictures.tripod.com/darkheart.wma
Just Dream (my best ;) -
http://twitchpictures.tripod.com/dream.mp3
WAAA! (or "Madness with Drums") -
http://twitchpictures.tripod.com/waaa.mp3
Waste -
http://thewarpcore.tripod.com/waste.mp3

That's all that I can post without feeling silly. Hope you like it :-).

(Agdymahoozle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)

Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?

www.geocities.com/bob_chinem/Greeneggs.wma

A hip hop style version of 'Green Eggs and Ham' by Dr Seuss, recorded by the Born Freaky Stylers (me and my mate Tom) for my student Radio show a couple of years ago.

Hope you like it

(Seddonism, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)

Really Shit Song

Probably the worst song in the world.

Stand By Your Man

By Lemmy (Motorhead) and Wendy O Williams (Plasmatics)

If anyone can find a copy of that anywhere can they let me know ?

For sheer Brilliant lyrics how about Cavaliers by Steve Harley ? :

"Masturbation
Get Enough
You can stuff your ideals up
But nothing new
I'm getting ready to run and hide
Looking for a suitable Bitch
To Crucify

(He goes on) :

Ten little Niggers
Hooked on Absinthe and Daffodils
Telling tales of Wild Gardenia
Honky Tonk
And all the love that's in you"

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)

Could try some 'Moped'

The scooter 'tribute' group. Very funny. Can download all their songs at www.moped.org.uk

(Scarrott, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)