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# IMAGE CHALLLENGE - SUGGESTIONS PLEASE
Evenin' all.

I'm a-needin' suggestions for the new image challenge.

Here's the ideas I've been sent this week:

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Seconds before - show someone just seconds before an unfortunate accident

Future imperfect - show all the snazzy sci-fi inventions of the future and how they go horribly wrong

Big sister is watching you - what would the world be like if it was run by your kid sister?

Celebrity Theme Parks and their associated 'Star attraction' thrill rides

Eurpean Radio Times - T.V. Film and Radio Programmes likely to appeal to our 'European' Neighbours

What would life be like if carnivorous animals (like tigers and whatnot) were indigneous to Britain

'music and foodstuffs' - it could be anything like bread zeppelin, cherry and the pacemakers etc for the punmeisters, but also bananas playing violins, drumkits made of half-lemons or whatever for the arty people.

Disasters that haven't happened yet, but are going to.

What would happen if cats inherited the earth.

What aliens REALLY do to people they abduct.

What humans will have evolved into in a million years.

Crappy supermarket offers.

Photoshop pigeons.

Creatures that live under the sea, that we dont yet know exist.

Look what my mobile phone can do! - Stuff that mobiles can do that is utterly pointless.

Take two animals, and put them together as one.

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Please feel free to get excited about one of these, or add your own below. Somehow we'll make a shortlist.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:40, archived)
# Make the compo
"Make a picture that is really goddamn funny." That should weed out the crap.
(Hairy Midget, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:41, archived)
# Wouldn't that be a hard compo for you?
*swish*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:43, archived)
# roffleberries
(Hairy Midget, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:43, archived)
# Photoshop pigeons.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:41, archived)
# Celebrity Theme Parks and their associated 'Star attraction' thrill rides
Hard to do but could be brilliant!


EDIT: And no obvious bandwagons!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:42, archived)
# oooh yeah,
my slightly effeminate vote goes for this one.
(wafts lavender about)
(I helped save b3ta! Spaniels Ears, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:46, archived)
# I'll break out the rose purfume
Quick, skip to the shops!
(I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:49, archived)
#
*skips towards Lavender ChainSaw © You will die of my sweet smelling bouquet of death!!!!
(Lord Nugget of Badgeringstoke has been lurking for a while, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:53, archived)
# Cats inherit the earth.
Or the kid sister one.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:42, archived)
# Cats inherit the Earth
Response so far has been a little strange.
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:46, archived)
# 101 uses for germans
Although I quite like music and foodstuffs
EDIT: A photography one please :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:42, archived)
# 101 uses for Germans. I like that.
Or, the French in wartime.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:43, archived)
# but the macrobane one
would make mr. wheatley a definite win
(Meta4, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:43, archived)
# the voice of mother culture
..
(I_am_B, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:42, archived)
# Why I got chucked out of the circus
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:43, archived)
# Superheroes with ironic powers/weaknesses
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:43, archived)
# that'll be me
rolling out the old x-men ones again
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:48, archived)
# The human evolution one
and what the hell is with the 'put two animals togteher'? isnt that what we do anyway? and id feel sorry for the poor sod who had to trawl thro the 500000000+ entries
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:43, archived)
# wheres wally
or ,
wheres Brian, the beta equvalent
(I_am_B, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:43, archived)
# Hell for nerds
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:43, archived)
# ..
photoshop two chaps sailing a tophat to china
(osiem, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:43, archived)
# make your own version of an Aesops Fable type thing
Show a moral tale in a pic or anim - the moral doesn't have to be of a particularly high moral value
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:44, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:48, archived)
# "Creatures that live under the sea, that we dont yet know exist"
excites me. So wow!
Oh wait, that's the jaws bandwagon. Forget it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:45, archived)
# Response so far has been a little strange
(I hope I beat Leningrad to this)

Anyways, I reckons "Seconds before"
(phoenixmay Put some depleted uranium on it!, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:45, archived)
# Yarr
I concur.

Or maybe the creatures under the sea one.
(But I like this better)
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 20:05, archived)
# Selling drugs in every day products.
www.b3ta.com/board/5147937
(Woody999, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:45, archived)
# carrying on from the religious theme
'What the bible left out'or in a different vein
'What if the Dinosaurs werent extinct' or
'If time travel was possible'
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:46, archived)
# I think "seconds before"
probably has masses of potential. Not that I'm going to ente rthe compo probably since I'm depressed and tired and a git.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:46, archived)
# bit similar to
www.b3ta.com/challenge/accident/

though, no?
(Hazhar, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)
# pah
are the best ideas have been done
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:51, archived)
# Oh yeha very much so
forget I said anything.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 20:14, archived)
# Creatures that live under the sea, that we don't yet know exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:46, archived)
# or
questions youd like to ask your countries leaders
(I_am_B, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:47, archived)
# I like the human evolution in 1000 years one.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:48, archived)
# rebrand
America
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:48, archived)
# NOW WITH 50% LESS FAT
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:49, archived)
#
less more

I quite like this one
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:51, archived)
# A nation of fat, thick, racist, geographically illiterate, bad weather sufferers
but what about the compo title
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)
# Yes,
oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:54, archived)
# No!
No no!

Too little choice for the hundreds of likely entries - it'll just be recurring themes like the Jim Davidson compo...
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 20:10, archived)
# I do like this one..
"Seconds before - show someone just seconds before an unfortunate accident"
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5149187
(Hazhar, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:53, archived)
# Photography Challenge: Confuse the Public
Like "Car park closed to massive bee shortage" signs or "This cone marks the spot where an old person fell over". Meh, maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:49, archived)
# this
or seconds before
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)
# Cake an oasis of edibilities
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)
#
Seconds before - show someone just seconds before an unfortunate accident

Ok that one appeals to me

'music and foodstuffs' - it could be anything like bread zeppelin, cherry and the pacemakers etc for the punmeisters, but also bananas playing violins, drumkits made of half-lemons or whatever for the arty people.

Ah! yes! I vote for that one
(Lord Nugget of Badgeringstoke has been lurking for a while, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:51, archived)
#
secret hillbilly technology
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:51, archived)
# Worlds worst neighbour....
Choose a person or business and show in pictures why certain people/businesses would be wholly inappropriate neighbours !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:51, archived)
# What aliens REALLY do to people they abduct.
(fistcount shite, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:51, archived)
# Things that scare you shitless...
...is my suggestion, which I obviously think is Wow that's a Neato.
(AdrianJ, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:51, archived)
# What would happen if the Goldie Lookin' Chain
were running the country?

(sorry, just got back from their latest gig, innit clart!)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:52, archived)
#
"he was a penguin fromteh wrong side of the tracks"
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:52, archived)
# "Why are they REALLY called that."
I've been thinking alot about Man-sized tissues.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:52, archived)
# how would modern TV and Newspapers have reported famous historical events???
great opportunity for a jokey 'headlines' bonanza fest

failing that, celebrity theme parks all the way
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:52, archived)
# a world without farmers
..
(I_am_B, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:53, archived)
# Thats us here in norfolk fucked
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:53, archived)
# Taking things too literally
(Plastic Goldfish, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:56, archived)
# Disasters please
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:58, archived)
# One I've wanted to suggest for a while
If God was a human being.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 19:59, archived)
# Celebrity nose holes


What we would find up different peoples noses.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 20:08, archived)
# Underestimation

what happens when we underestimate stuff
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 20:10, archived)
# LOOKOUT! BEHIND YOU! IT'S......
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 20:12, archived)