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perhaps a bit NSFTW (not safe for the world!)


From the Elect the Tories challenge. See all 186 entries (closed)

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:16, archived)

He wants to be careful
he doesn't snap his banjo-string doing that.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:17, archived)

arf!

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:20, archived)

were you seriously in custardy?

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:30, archived)

yes
but the charges were trumped up and I got off on a technicality!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:34, archived)

again . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:21, archived)

*runs to the polling station

( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:17, archived)

somebody gouge my eyes!

(MasterOfStoats, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:18, archived)

*gouges*
ta
( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:26, archived)

he's linked it,
i wish you hadn't done that now
(MasterOfStoats, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:28, archived)

He's over there.
You're talking to a pot-plant.
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:40, archived)

oh right, erm...
over where?
(MasterOfStoats, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:47, archived)

ah!
the perfect time for me to get back to work....
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:18, archived)

*drags back*

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:19, archived)

*bokes*
LINK IT! YUK!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:18, archived)

NSFW?

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:19, archived)

OSFTLH!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:21, archived)

HSBC?

( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:20, archived)

NTSC?

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:21, archived)

ASAP?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:22, archived)

ASBO?

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:24, archived)

RSVP?

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:24, archived)

ADHD?

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:25, archived)

Gah!
I hate AFLAs
( Afinkawan, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:26, archived)

ROLF!

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:27, archived)

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:29, archived)

Roflcopter!

( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:37, archived)

NTFS?

( fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:51, archived)

Does this mean
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:27, archived)

YMCA?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:21, archived)

*dances*

( 4dam party, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:22, archived)

*bums*

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:26, archived)

*tells a responsible adult*

( 4dam party, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:30, archived)

I guess they can join in too

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:31, archived)

DISCO

( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:33, archived)

TESCO

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:34, archived)

ASDA

(MasterOfStoats, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:36, archived)

*gimme a D......*

( 4dam party, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:35, archived)

*Gives 4dam a D*

( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:36, archived)

Yay
*puts on ebay*
*doesn't profit*
( 4dam party, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:41, archived)

Type 81 APC?

(MasterOfStoats, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:23, archived)

PCP?

( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:26, archived)

DNA?

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:28, archived)

Better?
Has it been magentafied yet?

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:24, archived)

nobody dared to

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:26, archived)

^^hahaha

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:28, archived)

*runs away from the polling station*
*drives to Domestos factory*

*finds nearest vat*

*jumps in*
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:18, archived)

*jumps in as well
*does a bit more to hair


smashing
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:20, archived)

collar and cuffs?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:25, archived)

just collar

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:30, archived)

:D
www.b3ta.com/board/6011173
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:44, archived)

haha
You left your hair cut to the whims of the board?

Mental
( 4dam party, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:52, archived)

of course! Is there any other way?

I could have got a random board member to come round and cut it, but I ain't stupid.

:D
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:58, archived)

ha!
I am currently using "sun in", and it has turned my light brown hair a slight shade of ginger.

*regrets*
( 4dam party, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 16:05, archived)

...

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:19, archived)

*vomits*
*votes*
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:19, archived)

hahahahahahaha

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:21, archived)

/has fled
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:22, archived)

Cor!
*Doesn't vote due to RSI of the wrist*
( 4dam party, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:22, archived)

CLICKS and clicks and
clicks
( drunkenoaf, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:24, archived)

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*pours neat olbas oil into eyes*
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:24, archived)

Take this

( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:25, archived)

*Fwaps*

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:25, archived)

Pfft!

( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:26, archived)