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[challenge entry] the world's smallest violin, playing the world's saddest song just for the good folks at Virgin PR

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(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Hahahahah!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Has this one been done yet?
It has now,
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# it says "by"
am i missing something?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# A willy?
ZING!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Yes
I am missing Zing.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# It's because you're old.
Sorry, I'm in a good mood today because I bought a fantastic little fifties pin up dress yesterday and it was reduced!

Oh, and I'm not pregnant, which is a load off my mind.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# You won't get pregnant if he shoots his load into your mind
He needs to spunk it up your cunt, the fool
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# you could write for mills and boon
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# HI HO SILVER
YOU GOT ME LONE RANGER
RIDING ON DOWN
TO RESCUE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# :( You make no sense.
And I don't have a c-word, that's an ugly word.

I have a mimsy, a lulu or a pussy. Nice words.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# growlbox?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Badness.
Plus it reminds me of my mum's old teddybear that growled when you squeezed his tummy.

I love threadbear.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
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(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I know you are but what am I?
:D
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
# YOUR NAME IS STEVEN.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# MY NAME IS NOT STEVEN.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# You amuse me more than 98% of b3tans
That's so sad.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)
# a dogfelching titfinger
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)
# I know you are but what am I?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# I like hairy pie.
Yes I do.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# we can soon sort that out!
:D
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# 'noon, Cap'n!
*hugs*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# *hugs*
Good arvo KerrrrrBLAMMO!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# I think it's so you can have your post and then,
by [insert screen name here]

we need another one afterwards with [insert age here] and 3/4.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# That is tiny!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# You are Beadle's manicurist
AICMFP
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Haha. Wow.
Imagine having that job.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# *just read the story*
That is fantastic. We couldn't have got better free advertising if we'd paid with small children's lovely brain juices.

Join B3ta- Make Multi Billion Dollar Corporations Cry.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)
# here's the tears
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# where can I read the story??
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# at least here (maybe other places too)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Shirley
Someone has to get the prizes, or there has been a breach of contract somewhere.

Rither that, if people have legitimately entered a competition with advertized prizes, and then the prizes are not forthcoming, I would go as far as saying that a fraud has been comitted.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)
# indeed
what we going to do?
****i declare myself the winner - any objections?****
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# No objections.
I call second
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Give it to ME!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:30, archived)