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# Duckie farts are extreme...

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Click for my site.
(gfxmonk is not a monkey, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# hahahaha excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Greetings, sir!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Blimey,
that's rather houpla. Excellent bouncing action there.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Ta,
it took a while to get right, and I suspect my efforts at motion blur aren't actally noticeable :/
(gfxmonk is not a monkey, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Not particularly, it's true, but that's a good thing
and Newton would be proud of the physics!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)
# fuckaduckaday
tis gud
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# hahahaha yaaaay! :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo! Brilliant physics!
(Dooley, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)
# In theory
the head probably shouldn't leave the body till the body reaches the top of its path (or so I'm told).


But fuck it ;)
(gfxmonk is not a monkey, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)
# unless there is some spring loaded mechanism in the head, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# That must be it
:)
(gfxmonk is not a monkey, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# it's the only entirely sane explanation
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)
# I tested it....
It took thirteen duck chicklets to replicate that effect, but it is possible. I got three a bumber box of party poppers.
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)
# haha
that's what b3ta is for!

clicky.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)
# hahahaha
best thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Top shop - tick
Hummus - double tick
Gold star!
*clicks*
I've just walked me dogs by the lake as usual and there is big commotion there. The fish have all died and the conservation people are hauling them out by the ton.
*concerned*
www.friendsofrietvlei.co.za/
Edit: And it's beginning to get a bit whiffy around here. Dead fish pong.
/blog

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)
# poor feesh :(

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)
# I am more concerned for the birds
There are tons of water birds. What will they eat?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)
# they'll evolve and grow teeth :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# hahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)
# cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)
# ...dead fish?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)
# eep
poor fishies
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)
# That's quite wrong
and no doubt it will turn out to be some unconcerned twunts polluting the place.
I remember in the eighties when all my koi died one day after I'd had to drain and refill the pond due to algae bloom. Seems there was a massive spillage of aluminium at a treatment plant the day before. Did they give a shit even when I had a vet confirm they had been poisoned. You know the answer.

Edit: hmm, what a coincidence, I notice the 'Flamingo Vlei residential areas'. Here am I thousands of miles away and I live in Flamingo Villa. /coinkydink blog
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# That happened to me last year
Most of my koi died after I topped up the pond (just a tiny bit). The swines had dumped massive amounts of chlorine in the drinking water by mistake. I gave away the rest of the koi after that and my pond is empty and will remain that way.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)
# aluminium is quite safe in water!
that's why after they routinely spill it into supplies due to fucking staggering stupidity that there's no case to answer for.

What's that place down south where people are still getting ill because of it? From the sounds of some chappy on the radio a wee while ago it was having multi generational effects

but it's all quite safe...

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)
# safe for humans
but my vet assured me it killed my fish. Plus it's likely the main cause for alzheimers so boffins reckon. I'm not fond of that especially with an 87 year old gran who's been asking me for the last three days, every 20 minute, "what am I watching again Allan?" I'm not even called Allan.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)
# not safe for anyone to be honest
let's face it, if it was safe, folk would go around eating aluminim

not the first time something "entirely benign with no ill effects" has been released that caused ill effects.

as they aren't going to get punished for it, they know they don't have to give a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)
# it was Camelford in Cornwall
and it was aluminium sulphate.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)
# I sympathise
A few years ago, the water board where I lived added chloramine-T to the supply without asking.

Result : large scale destruction of sensitive (and expensive) species like discus.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Ooh TIS a coinkydink
I live in Flamingo Vlei but I fear it may be renamed to "Vlei" cos the Flamingos are going to vanish if all the feesh have died :(

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)
# this is what
makes those quiet walks by the river so dangerous nowadays. Someone should write a lettr or start a campaign.
(I helped save b3ta! jentulman carnt spel, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Dear Mr Sir,
I was out stalking people by the riverside when I noticed a most curious thing.

A party of ducks were detonating gaseously from their posteriors and rising into the air for several seconds, in addition to this their heads separated from their bodies at a most unexpected moment in their trajectory.

As a result of this I intend to sue the council for the sum of £1,000,000.

Yours,
Albert Derranged (Mrs)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bomb bay duck.
(clicks)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Brillogs!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# That's beautiful!
great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 18:32, archived)
# i'm loving this.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Front page it
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 22:06, archived)
# woooo
wonderful!!
(metamorfoza, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 2:54, archived)