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# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:43, archived)
# That is one of my ideal jobs.
Like Bette Midler in meet the fockers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Being Jordan's snatch?


Or a watermelon?

What?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I would seriously consider the job prospects of that watermelon
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Sex therapy, you cleft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Hmmm.


You're aggressive today. Is it that time of the month?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I wish it was
I'm 2 weeks late.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:58, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Ah, it's probably just stress.
I shall hopefully find out tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)
# as a result of pills
or due to the not taking of said item
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)
# I don't take the pill
it turns me into all of the Stasi.

I think it's just stress, I am a stressed little rabbit atm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
# That's a very patronising question
(Pachey, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I know. ;)


That's why I enjoyed asking it so very much.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Well, you would have that attitude wouldn't you?
After all, you're a girl. Your quim's probably leaking red.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 14:02, archived)
# hahahahahah
heyzooz!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:45, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Your link is 404
(Pachey, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:49, archived)
# oops - missed that
fixed now
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:51, archived)
# That's very cute
I was afraid it was going to be a dull ultrasound.
(Pachey, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:55, archived)
# !
it needs more SMURF!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:57, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
Especially the "wetter than a New Orleans cellar".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:45, archived)
# ^ what 'pot said!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:47, archived)
# this is the bit
that had me in hysterics as well - had to expalin whats so funny in office!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Pissed
myself wetter than said cellar at that line!!!

Fab image, best on here for ages. xx
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 17:10, archived)
# You're a loon
and I love you...not a Sun in sight
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:45, archived)
# pfffft
"Wetter than a New Orleans cellar"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Pfft!
He's a meanie he is :)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
you RUDIE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:45, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha
That just made me choke on bacon. Thanks!
(GrannyBun Offers you a Werthers Original, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahaha, now there's a euphemism if ever i heard one..
"yeah, so I was at home choking me bacon, when my banjo string twanged. Minged like a bitch I can tell you"
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:47, archived)
# pffft
banjo string injuries are horrible
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:48, archived)
# :o
Voice of experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:49, archived)
# yup :(
i was mugged by george formby
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Tell me about it.
Snapped mine three times now...still the scar tissue adds 'ribbing'

Edit: there's nothing quite like that feeling of desperation the next day when you know that you've got to piss, which will result in a foreskin full of urine cleasning out your wound with all the effectiveness and pain of battery acid.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:50, archived)
# eeef!
i was considering a 'kitteny berk special'
and getting rid of it entirely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha
*passes cigar clipper*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *winces*
the string, not the knuckle!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:53, archived)
# euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:48, archived)
# ^like he spelt^
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:47, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*gasps*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:49, archived)
# pffffffffft!
you funny
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That is fricking ace
*clicks like a loon*
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
Have a damn good woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
#
Pffftt
I like
(I have a face also had a sig on, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Oh this is most woo
You're on form recently!
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 17:10, archived)
# that's fantastic
great build
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 19:23, archived)
# "A bit staid"
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 22:22, archived)
# pffft:)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 13:40, archived)