My first try, go easy


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(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)

pffft!
Great username btw.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 14:58, archived)

^yep, that

( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)

Reminds me of one of my favorite usernames ive ever seen
*giggleknickers*
Relative?
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

I thought I was your favourite

( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)

I love this
But won't express it too loudly because some feminists will kick in my gonads.

Welcome to b3ta!

*edit* after all that she deleted the post anyway. Bah
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 14:58, archived)

A real feminist wouldn't

(Pachey, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

why not?
How about "independant women"?
They seem to kick in my nuts often enough
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)

Because a real feminist believes in equality, not in men pandering to their every need
And isn't afraid to do girly things once in a while.
(Pachey, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)

I...
...fucked a feminist in the arse once, equality and all that.
( sock is sock, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)

So what do you call the women who are all up in arms when a woman is wronged
Yet when a man is the victim of an identical crime, they don't care in the slightest?

I don't like those ones
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)

usually?
'women'
( mictoboy, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)

Or 'lesbians'
Those really 'in yer face' ones
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)

'Political lesbians'
Not real ones
(Pachey, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)

Thats the one

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)

I don't like them either
They don't help anyone's cause.
(Pachey, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)

True... Strange that some Feminists...
Equate Feminism with an adoption of Masculinity...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)

And why the fuck not?

(Warrior_Librarian To Halliburton the spoils, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:48, archived)

Key word here is Adoption...
Some people have more 'Masculine', or more 'Feminine' Characteristics

To alter your whole social Demeanor to become more like one or the other to score political points seems very senseless to me...

Although i am glad to have coaxed the 11th Message out of you...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)

We clearly haven't been in contact with the same kinds of feminists
/has 8 sisters

Oooh, and this 12'th one is on the house.
(Warrior_Librarian To Halliburton the spoils, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:04, archived)

did you hear about the irish feminist?
she burnt her titties

:) ha ha! i just made that up!

*realises why i never made the bumper book of sick jokes.....
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)

Well, it made me giggle.
So well done you!

*claps ironman on the back*

*steals wallet*
( The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)

hey!!
someone just stole my pet moths!!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)

*tumbleweeds*

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)

he'sA nifties fifties conman!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)

i have forced mictogirl into getting me a card

( mictoboy, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 14:58, archived)

i'll send you one, sugar. mwah mwah

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)

hahahaha
*uses muggy and discards*
( mictoboy, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

That's the spirit!

(Pachey, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

I think I'm the only person
who gets a lump of coal on Valentines day.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6839347
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:38, archived)

woo! woo!
filesize: check
hummus: check
bad words: check

welcome to b3ta :D
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)

^ this
with added yay!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

Good job.

( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)

That's ace
Welcome new person. Welcome to B3ta.

*locks doors*
*warms hands*
(Pachey, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)

See, this I like
on the talk board I got called gay quite a lot.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)

talk boarders are fuckwits

( mictoboy, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)

^ this

( Noely Noel people in my ear are telling me to stay calm, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)

you dropped these:
fucking fucker
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)

Why thankyou!
*bow*
It's been my tag for two months and you're the first to offer 'em up. Cheers!
( Noely Noel people in my ear are telling me to stay calm, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)

weasels going on a bash with some I think.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:17, archived)

Got nothing better to do really
I think I might communicate through the meduim of an etch-a-sketch just to prove a point
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)

haha
I'm still trying to work up the courage to ask the missus.
she doesn't approve of my message boarding.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)

Really?
I just tell mine that I'll be gone for a few hours and if I'm not back get the police to dredge the gunwarf docks
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)

you sir
are a god.
mine is just a bit paranoid i think.
she'd wonder what I was up to if i said 'off out with some people I met on the tinterweb'
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)

is she your missus, or your mum?

( mictoboy, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:40, archived)

She's my WIFE!
yes dear...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:44, archived)

We're much nicer over here
:)
(Pachey, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)

I'm not

( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)

Hello new person
Please don't bother to read our FAQ because you've more or less hit the ground running, there.


( Bad Horsey, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

hahah and ballsy...
First posted in /talk to get the co3dz
( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)

hi cockalorum

( mictoboy, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)

eeek
look at those ribs :-S
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)

Fuck me
Is that Iggy Pop after some ill-advised nip / tuck?
( Bad Horsey, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)

ttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttsssssssss

( King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)

Hehehe
I'm a Masculinist. I fist from equal rights for men!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

I salute your fisting

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)

Welcome and Grats...
hehehehe and a Chuckle Too!
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

ha!
greatness! welcome.
( Noely Noel people in my ear are telling me to stay calm, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)

i don't need a special day to treat my girl
she can have it anal any day she pleases :P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)

Amen.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)

You spoil her

(Pachey, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)

nah
she spoils me

i'm a lucky guy
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)

FINE!
stay over here then, see if we care
*harumphs*
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:08, archived)

hahaha
The current Mrs Box would like that
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 15:36, archived)