must have been done...

& i dont care
( onephilosophy thinks there is not enough people called Withnail., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:10, archived)

KY Jelly is shit.
Lube shouldn't be sticky.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:10, archived)

a good point
well put.
i hear astro glide is good
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)

Not bad at all.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)

Bah, Vaseline works
and you can pretend to have a good excuse for owning it when relatives come over and decide to rifle through your bathroom
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:13, archived)

Doesn't it eat latex?

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)

any oil based lubes do

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:22, archived)

yep
and I find it still too sticky. It's okay for anal.
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:23, archived)

Saliva is best.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)

my saliva is not slidy enough
maybe I am an alien
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:31, archived)

I think it's a definite possibility.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:32, archived)

hock up a green phlegm gem and mix that in

(waxdart - back to it, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 18:29, archived)

Well I only really use it for things that don't carry a pregnancy risk
So I'm fine. I'm safe on the STDs front too.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)

Why do you need an excuse?
It's lube - for fucking. Need to know anything else, Grandma?
( Dixon webcam whores ain't what they used to be, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:39, archived)

*mental hug*

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:42, archived)

WD-40, every time
certainly gets them started...
( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)

ah but
it doesn't damage or rip condoms!!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)

Neither does good lube!
you're thinking of crocodiles.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:15, archived)

Ahahhahahaha!
Lubes and Crocs should not be confused!
( Sunburnt Tiger buy Space Captain Smith damnit!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:18, archived)

durex do a lube
but i've not tried it myself, it's a warming cinnoman so they say.
( Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)

I've an organic nettle one that I was considering trying tonight

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)

I tend to go for the cheese 'n' onion.

( Sea Tramp is trying to stay weak for the sake of - oh..., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)

Good plan
I really don't recommend the salt and vinegar.
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:25, archived)

*winces*

( Sea Tramp is trying to stay weak for the sake of - oh..., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)

Plus if you get the Walkers one
it's the wrong colour
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:29, archived)

Exactly,
How do you know which flavour they are? HOW DO YOU KNOW?
(monkdagola words delude me, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:37, archived)

*urticates*

( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)

thrash you tackle with real nettles before you use it.

( Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:15, archived)

Then slap on some new "natures vaseline" now with exfoliating sand granules

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:17, archived)

that sounds like a winning product in my book
i'm willing to give you the full £50,000 but for a 25% stake in the company.
( Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)

Sounds like we've got a deal

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:22, archived)

I haven't tried the warming one.
The normal one's alright though.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:15, archived)

warming is ace
mint is less good if you get it on any especially sensitive areas.
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:24, archived)

the warming one didn't seem to do anything
I found the tingly mint is quite good though!
(thistle, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)

you must have genitals of STEEL
can I kick you in them?
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)

*builds model ship*

(monkdagola words delude me, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)

I've never used it
Durex Play is good
( SexFace You're all cunts, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)

as long as it's not the 'tingle' one
cold bits.
*shudders at unsexy memory*
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:13, archived)

i would hope not
:)
( onephilosophy thinks there is not enough people called Withnail., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)

*doesn't see 'shit' on the list of ingredients*

( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)

Well they're lying.
It's at least half excrement.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:16, archived)

margarine works for me
(pdjpdj, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)

Wet wanking?
Nice phrase - new on me.
( Sea Tramp is trying to stay weak for the sake of - oh..., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)

um...
round these parts (heh heh) 'chuff' and 'fanny' are the same thing. Surely "dry fannies, bum sex & wet wanking"?

P.s. Woo to the idea and execution though, and it made me do a chortle-laugh-snort type thing.

P.s. I recommend Anne Summers' Slide'n'Ride - works a treat and is odorless and pleasant.
( Mockingbird reserves the right to change his mind on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:15, archived)

Pffft!
*goes for a wet wank*
I've only got Lynx shower gel.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:16, archived)

DO NOT
let that get into your japs eye!

it
fucking
burns

ahem...or so i've heard
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:18, archived)

I plan on using it to wank...
not throw into the faces of pretty Asian ladies :P
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:19, archived)

Why not do both?
Bukkake!
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:31, archived)

hahaha

(monkdagola words delude me, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:18, archived)

a decent gob full of spit has always worked for me
although eating ginger nut biscuits beforehand is not a good idea.
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:23, archived)

i don't think eating chili
is a good idea either
( the.jokl is going way too fast with both eyes closed, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)

that's something i've always wondered about
having never had the pleasure of intimacy with a
regular curry or chilli consumer. i also wonder about the effect of the said spices on lady bits.
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:30, archived)

all you need to know
is that it stings like fuck, and is not a pleasant experience
( the.jokl is going way too fast with both eyes closed, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)

^this
Mine wont let me near if I've been chopping chillies.
( Carlossus Being a bellend &#3231, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 19:11, archived)

KY makes me think of old lady fannies :(
ID lube is the way forward.
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:25, archived)

oh and listerine should be kept WELL away
unless you want to pull a weird anime >.< face all day
( John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)

ID!
The bottle's colour scheme forced me to believe it was lemon and lime flavour.

The git.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)

haha

(danecobain www.photoshoppaul.com - a sig that MoS can enjoy, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:41, archived)