Who can forget that hilarious 70s sitcom

(Charles Hawtrey, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

Wonderful!

( Fresh Water Mole - shouts at ducks, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

haha
Great!
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

haha
excellent style, woo!

'ning all
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

'lo db
Hows things?
( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

hahaha
woo!
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

you'd better fecking watch out, n00b!
Any more of this and I'm going to kidnap you and keep you in my cellar . . . FOR EVAR!

Woo! That's arse-scorchingly good! AGAIN!!

( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

Nice
hat!
( Fresh Water Mole - shouts at ducks, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

It's bought out and dusted off for deserving cases . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

you took yer time!
hehehe!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

hahah this is top

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

well,
tip top
( Miss Scunner sets sail for Portmanteau, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

baaa

( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

get out of it ewe too
it's not tupping season yet
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

baa?

( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

I'll let you into the field with th ewes in August
but there's about 40 of them to get through
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

baa.
:D
( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

top work again
I sense another monkeon...
( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

There is a current wave
of top humus n00bs

*Edit, I only just noticed it's the same person!
( spaceage, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

It's the prescott
cameo that made the episode
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

hahaha!
watch ya back archie your fp domination days are coming to an end.

*clicks
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

*self-spang*
Mindpissage.
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

ha ha ha ha
/auto complete

also - you're either king of the noobs or you might be someone else pretending to be someone else with pretence!
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

My vote is for King of the n00bs
It doesn't look much like anyone else's work that I know


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

^this
praps monkeon's reached the FP limit and had to register again
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

hahahaha

( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

remember when Happy Toast first came on board?
er, I mean baaa.
( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

Who?


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

vaguely ..
..remembers .. by George!! Excellently done .. clcikstisy
(Dew & Stumplings You aint seen me .. right!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

What a start you've made dear boy.
At this rate you'll be stealing TGA's place as head of the front page.
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

:) you win the internets!
that is WOO!!!!!!!!!!!
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

MOST WOO!
i long for Part 2.

HOUPLA!
( Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

haha

( new_matt, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

woot!
b3ta.com/board/7347477
( pzyko, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

maybe!
nah, course not.
(Charles Hawtrey, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

careful, you're spoiling your FP to post count ratio ;)

( pzyko, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

it's mostly because a lot of noobs can be quite trollish
whether intentional or not

It's been quite rare of recent to get many new starters that "get" the board, let alone ones with that exceptional mix of talent and hummus!
( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

yes
I don't remember a n00b so good for NEARLY 3 years . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

Showoff! ;)

( pzyko, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

oh noes!
On a saturday

that must mean that it's Coming up on Doc G's (RIP) b3taday soon too
( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

21 days ago, you missed it
Flowerpot and FoldFive are three today


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

yay
we should make cake... where is pt, not seen her lovely legs around here in ages
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

She's been busty during the day
but she's been around in the eve'nings a bit . . . I mayde her a card


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

ma-an
why does everyone leave me in the end...?

*feels like a staggeringly handsom elektro-glam harry potter*
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

bugger
I knew you four were sign-ons from around the same time

I'm three in October
( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

i'll be 1 in a few months...

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

I'm 1 tomorrow
but I won't be around for it :(
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)

*cries*

(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

ha ha ha ha
*checks behind youe ears*

yup, still wet.
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

button it, grandad!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

*smokes pipe*
*sups mild*
*for the last time in a pub from this Sunday*
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

I emailed the Doc this week
He's buried in a cave.
( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

sounds like him

(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

not for 4 years, 0 months and 9 days in fact

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!11, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

stone me - a talking sheep
no more tupping for you sunshine - we'll have you on the stage!!
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

bugger

( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

when you say 'have' . . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

MUTTON BURGERS!

(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

Yep.
I posted a couple on the main board when I first signed up, didn't *quite* get it, left it for a good while, and now I think my shops are ok.
( Monty Propps is neither a cannibal nor leather fetishist, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

yep
tis good stuff
( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

Cheers.

( Monty Propps is neither a cannibal nor leather fetishist, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

So is there going to be a part 2?
The mock up 70's style is great too
( spaceage, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

That's just what I was going to ask.
Please say yes :)
( Monty Propps is neither a cannibal nor leather fetishist, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

maybe
Cameron would make a good 'man about the house' lodger Richard o'Sullivan with two girls on his arm.
(Charles Hawtrey, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

Ha! Yes.
With Anne Widecombe and Cherie Blair as the girls.
( Monty Propps is neither a cannibal nor leather fetishist, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

yes!
this has to be done!
( Count Vanderhoff Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

TERRY AND JOOOOOOOOON!



( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

Arf!
Terry and June directed by David Lynch.... Ooooh yes...
( Monty Propps is neither a cannibal nor leather fetishist, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

Terry's name...
...is a killing word!
(Marty McFly is not as prolific as he'd like to be, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)

hahaha
lovely stuff!
( i_yam_bucket tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

Hahaha
This is the aceness!
( Monty Propps is neither a cannibal nor leather fetishist, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

cor!!
:D
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

ey up
nice one
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!11, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

Fantastic

( SexFace You're all cunts, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

brilliant!!!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

hahaha
Prescott would make an excellent bigoted northern 70s sitcom character..
(Finite is on holiday!!!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

isn't that what he is in reality?

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

true
a kind of left wing Alf Garnett..
(Finite is on holiday!!!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

lol
left wing

:D

well, dunno, power mad certainly :D
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)

pfffft!
epic
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

brilliant!

(ivor_the_engine, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

*mesmerised*
I love that sheep
( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

That's brilliant!

( Fresh Water Mole - shouts at ducks, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

I say thats rather spiffing
Did anyone ever do a Tony & June version?
( Lynxkitten, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

Ye Gods, Man...
Genius in one so young....

( collapsibletank ...is in, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

Should we kill it?
For all our sakes?
( Monty Propps is neither a cannibal nor leather fetishist, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)

Yes.
Quietly, though. Don't want to make a scene.

( collapsibletank ...is in, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)

I'll get the
Binbags.
( Monty Propps is neither a cannibal nor leather fetishist, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)

hahahahaha
the wins everything
( Count Vanderhoff Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

superb! another corker!

( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

Sweet mother of mercy
That is fan-flipping-tastic!
:)
(spartacus_mills and all I got was this lousy T-shirt, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

awesome!
well done that noob
( Dont point it at your face ....there was another cylinder came last night, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

Fucking L
That is great!
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)

This
wins every competition created ever.
( An Eagle in Your Mind wants to feel you from the inside, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)

You are an uncommon genius and I commend you to the board


( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)

Yootha Joyce
I would.
( neOnbubble is both bubbly and neonny., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

haha!
excellent stuff
( mutated monty, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

hurray
And the winner of the best newcomer award goes to....
( monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)

you sir
are the King of the N00bs

3 FPs in one week.
( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)

Ace. I can say no more.

( FoldsFive could be so good for you, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)

wow!
3 fps in over a week! What a carry on! ;)
great stuff Mr Hawtrey!
( sPUNKer drinks more than he thinks, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)

great post, great username...

...great times *sigh*

w/y/h
( mozza Qui Est Iste Qui Venit?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

And on that day FP became known as CH
bloody hell, 3 for 3, nice work there sir : )
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

gosh
cheers for all the lovely praise guys!
:)
(Charles Hawtrey, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)

You suck, shit boy.



Lololol, just kidding - keep 'em coming! ;)
( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)

Three frontpages in one week?!?
Blimey, you're settling in rather quickly
(daveiscoolyeah Hate something, change something..., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)

"just look at her face"
haha!
well done
( lemonhead, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)

This is totaly fantastic
The end.
( SixByNine By the power of Greyskull, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)

Comedy gold!
Excellent!
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:59, archived)