newsletter title compo
you've got to be in it to win it
( rob http://robmanuel.tumblr.com/, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)

because we care


* that will never be used!
(waxdart - back to it, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)

'My cat has a serious bum wart and she only has 300 months to live'

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7542642
(waxdart - back to it, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)

Oh, come on, you know you do!

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)

oh...what was it?
Bummer I forgot!
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)

PICK UP YOUR GAME!

( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)

^ THIS

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)

^THIS, DEFINITELY

( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)

^ THIS, INDUBITABLY

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)

^ WHAT HE SAID

( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)

^ I AGREE

( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)

^ I CONCUR

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)

^ THAT TOO

( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)

^ THIS ALSO

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)

^ MOTION CARRIED

( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)

( RiffRaff wouldn't, even if he could, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)

or Maddie gets it!
of course.
( Powerpuff Boy ms paint lover, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)

No
Maddie is said "game"
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)

That
was my point, really.
( Powerpuff Boy ms paint lover, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)

WE SUPPORT BILL MURRY AS STOCKHOLM TRANSPORT MINISTER

( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha

( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7537601
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:48, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

( Smallbrainfield non beardy., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)

DAVID HASSELHOFF: STILL DRUNK, STILL NAKED AND STILL MAKING LOVE TO YOUR WIFE

( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)

I ordered a shirt at the b3ta shop
and didn't even get a lousy t-shirt
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)

well you wouldn't if you ordered a shirt

(waxdart - back to it, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)

I ordered two, two months ago
and so far, they aren't responding to my e-mails
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)

B3ta does not recognise the low countries

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)

It used to

but this new shop is being a cunt
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)

DIBS ON THE CORPSE

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)

Fuck off!
I THOUGHT THAT UP IN THE SHOWER LAST NIGHT!
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)

thought that upsaid it out loud to a colleague in the amatuer serial killer society
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)

LAUGH OUT VERY FUCKING LOUD!!!!!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)

I have to go to the train station now
to buy tickets
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)

winnar!

( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)

yay!
\o/
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)

arf!

( pzyko, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)

:)

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)

42% better than the latest Dilbert DNRC newsletter

( Mockingbird reserves the right to change his mind on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)

This newsletter will give you AIDS

( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)

+LOL

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)

AIDS LOL

( The Coast of Yemen This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact ..., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)

^this
obviously
( Bloop is currently ignoring YOU, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)

Hahaha

( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)

Aaaaah maaaaan!
this made me 'pfffffft' a wet green one out of my nose, right onto my new keyboard.
It got stuck between the b and the n, but luckily, I was able to pry it out with a freshly sharpened pencil

/nose blog
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)

B3ta just made you lose The Game

( Mockingbird reserves the right to change his mind on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)

pissflaps

( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)

bastard!
that's twice today
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)

sorry
still love your username though.
( Mockingbird reserves the right to change his mind on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)

Do you ever win at the game?

( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)

No it's impossible

(King Baby Duck kcuD ybaB gniK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)

Then I would like to put forward the motion that the game sucks

( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)

I'll suck your motions in a minute
*no I fucking won't
( Mockingbird reserves the right to change his mind on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)

You are winning all the time you are not losing
and all the time that little cunt child isn't posting on b3ta
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)

Surely the Game ends when there is a winner.
Everything in between is people just fighting it out
( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)

If everyone won it could end I suppose

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)

So odds of it ending are slim to none?
www.b3ta.com/board/7542704
( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)

Until someone remembered it...
then we'd be fucked again.
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)

Solution: KILL ALL HUMANS!
Result!
( pzyko, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)

I bet it would be you as well
Cunt
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)

except theres a 30 minute period..
..to forget once some loses
( Sandwich ....Needles to say.....I.....took drugs, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)

I am said Cunt Child.
*pokes sig*
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)

I've been playing the game for years.
I find that regular mentions don't bother me, it's when you go 6 months without it then someone asks "how do you play the game then?" in reference to e.g a nintendo Wii title and your mind makes the link and you reply

"well first you... FUCKSOCKS!"
( Mockingbird reserves the right to change his mind on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)

when will this sad nonsense be forgotten
won't anyone think of the children?
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)

*thinks of children*
*reports to police station in accordance with Sarah's Law*
( Mockingbird reserves the right to change his mind on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)

oh hai guys

( Dimrill www.beexcellenttoeachother.com, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)

HAHAHA

( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)

^ this!

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)

oh lol guys!

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)

^this!!

( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)

YES!

( pzyko, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)

Did I miss a weekly joke with this one?

( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)

b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=25648&board=main
( pzyko, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)

B3TA is celebrating 20 years of Bad AIDS

(waxdart - back to it, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)

"I THOUGHT THIS UP IN THE SHOWER LAST NIGHT"

( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)

"I said it out loud to a colleague in the amatuer serial killer society"

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)

"This one is shit, go look at some spam or something"

( lazygamer - pratting around up to and including, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)

Tiger Balm is Not Food

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)

FUCK FRIDAY!

( Zank Frappa it is our duty to think god out of existence!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)

now with added breakdancing leapers!

( caffeinefreak, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)

More SFW than Holy Moly and ten times as funny

( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)

Less neck than Sandi Toksvig and Clive Anderson's love child
I'm not sure where I'm going with this one though
( Powerpuff Boy ms paint lover, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)

Cunt my Fuck you evil spam filter

(waxdart - back to it, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)

hamsters with tits

( prodigy69, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)

( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)

there she is.. :D

( prodigy69, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)

This week's newletter printed on 100% recycled internets

( The Coast of Yemen This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact ..., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)

is poo stickier than cake?

( mugatu, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)

^This^

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)

let's ask gillian mckeith!

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)

maybe
if poo is made of sticky cake
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)

OH, SNAP!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)

It's like filling you bumhole with baby oil

( Puromycin has a serious case of the munchies, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)

b3ta football shirt on sale now.
are you brave enough to wear it?
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)

More Friday than actual fried hay

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)

Its a bank holiday weekend, time to get shit faced. Sleep with a whore and go give the wife her AIDS

(waxdart - back to it, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)

cheese weasel vs. chutney ferret

(Loz, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)

pfftt
that made me lol long time
( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)

"Shave your bum-fluff with this razor wit!"
Or possibly "Shave your bum-fluff with this Rasta-Twit"
(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)

"How man-eating badgers helped defeat Hitler"

( Count Vanderhoff Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)

We've given the newsletter a shit title this week 'cos we know you'll read it anyway.

( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)

Poo Bum Dicky Wee Wee

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)

Aids is NSFW .... leave it at home please
:)
[ninja'd for ease]
( XLVII you're having a ducking laugh!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)

tiger balm is never a good substitute for lube

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)

its ok.

(waxdart - back to it, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)

and if you use it for oral
it heals her sore throat
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)

EMPTY YOUR BOWELS ON A HAPPY CHILD.

( pobblepop needs more tea, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)

www.lost.eu/4ac4c

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)

PUT AN END TO YOUR SKATE CAREER AND TAKE YOUR PLACE AT MY SIDE IN THE CLOWN BANK!

(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)

Hello email - your P.enIs start to growing here

( Powerpuff Boy ms paint lover, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)

That came straight out of your inbox didn't it?

( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)

Basically
yes, it did. I take my hummus where I find it.
( Powerpuff Boy ms paint lover, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)

Dr Dyslexia is so funny that we had to downvote him again

( Bloop is currently ignoring YOU, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)

;)

(waxdart - back to it, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)

hahahahaha
that made me fucking laugh :D
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)

^THIS^
WITH A BIT OF JURY TAMPERING AND HONOURS FOR CA$H!
( Zank Frappa it is our duty to think god out of existence!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)

You don't have to be a chubby chaser to be a paedophile; but it helps.

(waxdart - back to it, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)

500 ELVISES LOOSE

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)

bumming monkeys gave you aids
and now your sister has it too
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)

IF YOU'VE SUFFERED A PERSONAL INJURY AND SOMEONE ELSE IS TO BLAME, READ THIS

( printmeister has got the minerals., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)

WTB: Saw, bin bags, shovel, your silence

( Kamikaze Stoat, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)

AIDS LOL.
Edit: Bollocks. Too late.
( kinks Speak up Brown - you're through, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)

Filling your inbox with purple delight

( xandmi , nature's answer to Armitage Shanks, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)

DIRE-STRAITS-BROTHERS-IN-ARMS-TASTIC!

( Smallbrainfield non beardy., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)

brought to you by the number 4 and the word poopshoot

(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)

"Is it too early for Rhys jokes?"

( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)

( Smallbrainfield non beardy., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/6962198.stm
( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)

I knew that*
*didn't know that.
( Smallbrainfield non beardy., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)

CONAKRY MOOSEPIPE

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)

VIRGIN MARY GAVE AIDS TO GOD

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)

"My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because I spend so much time playing Second Life and now my Second Life girlfriend is threatening to leave me because my avatar spends so much time playing Third Life."

( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)

i gave up reading that
after the third chapter
( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)

Higher wordcount = better value for money.

( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:48, archived)

ALL CONTENT OLDER THAN STONEHENGE - OR YOUR MONEY BACK!

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)

Attack of the Giant Man Eating Badgers
©MOD 2007
( loonybean giving as good as he gets since 2004, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)

BANG! and the child is gone.

(Andy_R (now with added suffix) at the third stroke the time will be, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)

big fish, little fish, cardboard box
!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)

.
KIDS SHOOT THE FUNNIEST THINGS
( monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)

( Smallbrainfield non beardy., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 14:11, archived)

how long till
some-one posts a "golf sale"?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)

'Friendly fire' incident leaves 3 UK soldiers with AIDS

( P3te loves NME.com, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)