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(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Better than drawing filth for free.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Ha ha! He's got a cob-on
UNDER THE DESK.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# haven't we all?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# ^This^
Hard!
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I have a SEMIllion cHARDONay....
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# *fluffs*
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I have 3 pairs of
safety boots under my desk. And a cob on.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# SFW!
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# i've only got one pair...
and i'm wearing them..




and a cob on.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I do love your sense of timing JJ
The expressions and the actions all add to a joke, making sometimes unextraordinary things amusing
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Comedy is timing.....
....and pies.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm, pie
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# lots of them
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# How can you have timing in a cartoon strip?
It's a random access thing; people can read it as fast or as slow as they wish, in whatever order they wish.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I'm not sure how it works
but frame 3 definitely counts as comic timing.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I ain't got no timing... I ain't go no timing...
I ain't got NO timing

Now THAT's timing :)
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# There are subliminal messages in the strip to tell you how long to look at each frame.
Tsk!
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Ah.

At last, a technical explanation rather than a declamation of my theory.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Happy to help..
:)
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# If you read it fast or slow
you are still reading relative pauses assuming you read it all
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# that's not a pen he's holding
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# stiffy saveloy?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# not now thanks
I'm full
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# gaah
I'm always last in the queue
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# we call you 'The Shunter'
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# :)
*resists far too obvious comedic response*
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# has anyone got a tissue
my nose is running
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# ohh!
i haven't had a nice savaloy in years!
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Did you get the pox, or something?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# not that I'VE ever noticed....
*scratches*





*scratches some more*
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# have you not got the cork out yet?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# *strains*
not quite...
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Still want to be snuggled up with dressing gown and the mug
Love her expression in the last frame :-)
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# ^Still this...
though less so than yesterday do to ingestions of Hot Chocolate...
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Mmmm, could really go for some of that right about now
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# I had hot chocolate this morning
it was yum.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Mmmmmmm, may have to get some G&B's on the way home
*craves*
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# green & black's?
best of all the organic chocolates!
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# that stuff is the bollocks.
You don't even have to bother mixing it with hot milk, it's delicious enough on a spoon straight out of the jar.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Not tried their hot chocolate yet
But I think I may now
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# It's not far off
being just a jar of chocoolate shavings. Easily the best of all the hot chocolates. Definitely try a spoonfull while you're waiting for the milk to heat up.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I will bear that in mind, thanks :-)
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# my co-b3tan/worker has some aero hot chocolate...
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# *pops a couple of quid in the post*
There you are m'dear, get yourself a hot choc with that....
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# A couple of quid?
Such riches!
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# that's London hot choc for you....
But best is when it's not all mixed, and you can run your finger aruond the dregs and get thick choco-sludge...

That's just me isn't it...

*shames*
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# god, no
choco sludge is king of all* the food-related dregs!


*with the possible exception of the bits at the bottom of a chicken and mushroom pot noodle
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# This is why I love B3ta.
*feels among own kind*
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Ooh! Watch where you're feeling!
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Feh.
Being curled up in a duvet with the window slightly open so you can hear the rain is faaaaaaaaaar more relaxing…..and is exactly what I did yesterday after a soggy ride home :)
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# ^this^
i love the rain
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Sounds like bliss
Love a good rainstorm - though not so much when I'm out in it
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# why
was your ride home soggy? did you have a little accident?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# i have the sun directly in my eyes as i try to concentrate on the screen
you couldn't find my pupils with a microscope
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# pffft
The look on arts face...
Not quite as amusing as washing that car in pant was though.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# are they going to get their freak on
following the events previously?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)
# yay!
I tried to draw a yiff creature again, it went wrong.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# ARGH!!!!
how much?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# it costs about 33p an hour to run
but it's well worth it for all the nutritious juices
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# i love your drawings
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# what I lack in style I make up in impending sectioning :)
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# What in the name of Mike?!
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Mike has a lot of answer for
:D
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# That looks like good fun
for any household pet.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# New from JML
Available in a range of household pet sizes, from Gerbil to Giraffe
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*calls RSPCA*

*Hangs up, unable to explain*
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# it's just to stop the animals pooping on the carpet
it's nothing to do with... well, something else
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Hahaha
I love your stuff
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# *fills a jar*
*offers*

oh you mean the drawings :)
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I'll take what I can get
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# yeah
me too

*Cries*
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)
# filth in exchange for scooter..
understandable.

Free Filth Fridays


EDIT: now Kat's gonna say " Draw me " and she'll throw off her robe.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# You wish.
:D
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I'm just forseeing the future..
* in my mind *
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# If he's drawing naughty pictures the blood shouldn't be in his face...
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Not if you're caught.....
....I would imagine.....
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# experience?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Art lives in a world where cats and squirrels have tits
so what does he draw? I'm guessing he has to go to a lower phylum, perhaps insects with tits?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# ha ha.
:)
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# phwoar lower phylum!
*looks up phylum*
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Perv!
That's *my* phylum!
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Dude! Where's my phylum?!
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Isn't it in the
usual place?

*worries*
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)
# haha
that looks like a boy insect who's really pleased to have got a set of jubblers of his own!
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# haha!!
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
genuine lol at Art's 'special files'...
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Tits with tits FTW!
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Protozoa wit tits.
i'm guessing
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Helminths!
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I was thinking of something along the lines of
Giardia lamblia wit tits
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# yeah right.

tee hee
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Kat's...
flirting with Art! She just wants to ride his paint bursh! And all because he saved her life!
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Kat's
sideways glance with her mug up to her face is great!
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)