Let's turn the heat up to 100ºC...



From the Extreme Gladiators challenge. See all 165 entries (closed)

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

Dance for me,
DANCE!

Woo!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)

I would kill those children for that
then eat the cooked chicken
( Mockingbird in a pear tree, wearing a sparkly bikini, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)

I would kill the chicken to put it our of its misery...

And then eat the children (more meat on them)

And then educated those lovely children on the rights and wrongs of animal care.

Also Woo...

( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

I'd rather kill the kids.
Perhaps there could be some kind of rape-to-death situation. Do you know any violent, psychopathic paedophiles?
( Mockingbird in a pear tree, wearing a sparkly bikini, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

* Looks at "b3ta Friends List"
Yea.. quite a few!



Would you have any preference of sex, height or length of service as a b3tan?
( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

*cries*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

Hahahahaha.

( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

haha you fell for his trap! hahaha trap!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

now he has him in his clutches!
if he starts explaining evil plans to him, that may be Mr The Hat's chance to escape in a contrived manner
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

hahaha

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

sorry
I was distracted by my image on the FP . . . C];0p


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)

Pffftt...

( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

I'd prefer sex.
was that the question?
( Frumbert has no sig, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

that explains a lot

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

No.... This explains a lot ¬
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lot
( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

and do a nice boiled egg salad
no sense in wasting
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

PLAY THEM SPOONS

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

nicely animated
clicked!
(londoner, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

Hahaha
turn it up higher!

:D
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)

I travelled among unknown men,
In lands beyond the sea;
Nor, England! did I know till then
What love I bore to thee.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)

Dance.
Dance magic dance.

*glees*

Talk about living the stereotype! I've got three American guests that appear to have come to England to watch television.
One is sitting by the breakfast buffet and has cowwed his way through a quarter of the croissants I have bought for the entire hostel!!!

EDIT: They only seem to want to watch American program(mes) so they can comment on how old they are.
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

Quoth Mr Trellis
'Shit!'
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

Fat peeps in flannel shorts:P
No joke; this one guy has now got though seven croissants
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)

SEVEN!?
Put on some QI and see if you can edjumakate them...
( Little Sonic James Doom-er Boy Pa-rup-pa-pum-pummm, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)

Hahaha
I just had to ask one to use a seat rather than lying right across the floor
blocking all people from coming on and out of the room.
In his defence he did manage to shift his weight so he was just blocking half the entrance one the other half on the chair.
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)

You should point the webcam at them
:)
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)

I was thinking that.
I'm very tempted to buy one of the small webcams and train it on the room:P
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

Tell them that if they like pastries so much they should really visit Baker Street

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)

They got her at about 5pm last night.
They have'nt left the TV room yet. I've been trying to suggest things to do but TV seems more important.
They've probably done the same thing in each country they've visited
and they'll go home and claim to be well travelled:P
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)

Well in all fairness, they *have* travelled...
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

I just discovered that one thought that using a plate
means you lean over the tray of cheese and ham when eating. The tray was so covered in pasty crumbs I hads to throw the whole lot out.
Grrr. They're really starting to piss me off now!
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

I suggest you sit seething in the corner and continuing to post comments on b3ta
I'm sure they'll see the error of their ways

;P
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

Well it's cheaper that therapy:P

( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)

After seven croissants they'll be positively saturated in smug-radiation

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

What a waste of a journey!
My mum did the same in Mexico.. staying in a beautiful resort, the sun was shining...but NO lets sit in the room and watch TV all day.

/FFS blog
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)

Well there's worse. I got this review the other week. With the kitchen comment bare in mind we only have 30 beds.
The duty manager will not response and help to prepare hot water for you to make tea include breakfast time, you always fill up the kettle
yourself. Enjoy the breakfast in the reception office but there is not enough space for guests
to have their breakfast. The kitchen is very small and allowed 2-3 guests only @ the same
time. The fridge is not cool enough to keep food fresh, so that food always get bad not
more than 2 days.

EDIT: Both fridges are checked daily to ensure they're at the regulation 3c.
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)

if you think those reviews are bad, wait until after the London Bash...
*blackmails*
( The Great Architect, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

You didn't go through the booking system:p
Plus you've given me a review already:P
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

I have £50 here with your name on it for the room
when do you want it?
( The Great Architect, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

When you get here is fine:)

( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

Why will you not response and help make hot water?

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

She had facial hair:P

( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)

hahaahah
there used to be a girl who came into a shop thet I used to work in that had a beard. long straggly chin hair. I hated serving her as she used to stare at you as if to say" Yeah, so what if I've got a fucking beard" I avoided serving her at all costs.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

When I cracked my head open in France,
the female nurse who stitched me up had a full on beard.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)

that's
one
HELL
of a bikini line
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)

for some reason, that reminded me of this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh8z3ARHjzo
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

Haha, it had nothing to do with my neck being burnt.
It was a simple run in with the sharp edge of a cupboard.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)

hahahah

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

A girl checked out this morning
ANd she almost had a full goatie!
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)

hahahaha
fucking weirdos. Did she have dream catcher earrings and oven gloves for shoes?
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)

why not wash facial hair with hot water from fridge?!

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)

but they don't have television in england!
it's all villages and shit!

and like, some kind of crap old tiny car!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

Our cars are quite big
Oh and they're called tractors.
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

but they ain't no pointlessly stretched hummer
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)