Fetch the silver bullets!


From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

This makes total sense!
*click*
( Barbarossa Shrek baby is "off limits", apparently...., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

that is awesome

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

aaaiiiieeeeee!
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

Half duck, half mammal, half ARGHFUCK
*Edit* Wheeee! I'm on the stats page!
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

150% WEREDUX!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

haha
excellent
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

Nice one, schmonkeon!

*cleeck*
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

oh lordy, HAHAHAHAHAH!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

100% truth

(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

ha ha ha

( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

Whenever I see ducks like in the top panel now,
I can't help seeing the face in the bill.
Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

Tosh?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

Nah, I've just had lunch.
Thanks though.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

Sipowicz?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

Just a little one.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

A little, fat, hairy one.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

So I've been told.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

Don't listen to them, it's beautiful.
Now put it away before they all get jealous.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

Hahaha
Excellent!

*click*
( XLVII, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

Hooray!
Tonight, Mr & Mrs Vagabond watch Black Sheep.

Please don't spoil it for us because we're looking forward to it.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

That'd be like a proper horror movie to me.
Don't watch Shrooms, it's crap upon crap, and not even good crap.

Teeth is good crap. Well, it made me giggle.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

^this
Shrooms is arse!
( XLVII, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

As the wife said yesterday
'it's not a plot twist if they tell you that it's going to happen at the beginning'.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

I liked it!

:D
( XLVII, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

This is terrifying

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

Is that the Godmonster?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

I still love that

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

I've had this for moths
but Lady S doesn't fancy it... boo
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

What lucky moths you have

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

I heard moths prefer the work of luminaries such as Sergei Eisenstein.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

Speaking of which

lyk, omg, horror moth in my study lol!!11oneone
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

That is absolutely beautiful.
I love moths.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

I find moths creepy.
I'm not sure why.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

It was an absolute beauty.

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

Damn my work's firewall.
Bloody web(non)sense is blocking most image hosts, including yours.
( Matazone writing short story audio books for Halloween :-D, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

It's hosted on b3ta
Surely if you can see this site, the image should show?
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

I have to access by the mirror site
www3.barnesy.org/ . B3ta and images hosted on it are fully blocked.
( Matazone writing short story audio books for Halloween :-D, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

finally!
the truth is revealed!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

Hahaha!
Woo!
(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

WINNAR!
in my book, at least.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

Brilliant idea!
Also, it's true.

*clicks*
( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

Awesome
full of good
*clicky*
( HypnagogicMyoclonicTwitch, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)

GENIUS!!!
absolutely hilarious!
(HenDeadly, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)