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lost highway

infact i'm there right now

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aubergene, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)

god

that film is the scariest thing ever.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)

You all remember the sexayful mannequin bob...

My brother was going to sell the dragon, so i kept him and named him Trogdor. ^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)

top animating!

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)

thankee, sir god!

^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)

he looks like a donkey

with stick on wings - very nice!!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)

hehe...

yeah, he is a bit crappy. still didn't deserve to be sold to some snot-nosed little kid for fifty cents, though

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)

Noooo, you're right!!

I have rescued many an unloved teddy bear from jumble sales and shool brick-a-bracks!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)

yes, its sad really...

i don't even know why me bro had `im... he doesn't even like stuffed animals!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)

I'm

almost inspired to do it myself

almost, but not quite

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anythingbutthisactually, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)

that's

great!

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amaryllis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)

yay!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

yippee the sun is back!

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)

Wow!

Must have taken hours!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)

i'm starting to think

some impatient people aren't waiting for it to animate

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)

no, they're waiting.

that's still their reaction. ;)

yay for suns with top hats!

(kerouac, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)

hehe

god forbid.. my computer at work has a wierd thing where it won't animate stuff unless you refresh the screen. Now I see all!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)

thats your best work yet

no really.

ur spazzing the ENTIRE archive, blimey

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The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)

nice! And he's got his hat on.

you're going through the whole archive? Bloody hell. Does it read well?

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mozza, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)

it's very interesting.

i'm resting now, done 63 archived pages this morn.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)

what's it about?

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mozza, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)

two men journey to the dessert

so far, they've just discovered they forgot the food, and there is no way back.

woooo0000000oooo00000oooo

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)

before it animated

I thought it was a close-up of Mr Blobby's arse

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thebear is thebear, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)

lovely

anim!

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amaryllis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)

(kerouac, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)

do what?

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)

Very random.

I love it, but I'm not sure why.
Heinz Olk has a shoppable face.

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MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)

educational as well as

irrelevant

good job!

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andythetwig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)

Fact:

a person I know is called Marcus Olk.
He looks like this:

[edit] see below to preserve my bandwidth

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azerty, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

(kerouac, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)

Thanks.

I feel helpful now.

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azerty, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)

Bettina is such a nice name

I've got a friend called that

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isthisyou?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)

Boring day so...

I just made THIS
turn it up loud because it has sound too!

(fiver_til_friday, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

Brilliant!

Ha ha a

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)

Hahaha nicely done

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Mond, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)

"The Websense category "Sex" is filtered."

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)

Mmmmmmm

sieved jizz

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)

sorry

the site is blocked on some corporate networks. As is b3ta.

(fiver_til_friday, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

that rocks!

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)

he he he...

...lovely!

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)

superdooper

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andythetwig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)

Smashing!!!

lol

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

haha :)

reminds me of this one that I did once, and as you can see, did not finish:
clicky

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edovan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)

hee

that am woo

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anythingbutthisactually, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)

RAWK!!!

nice one - thats genius!

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Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)

sooper
sooper

mouse rock antics at there best!

Well done.

A+

(BadgerPirate, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)

RAWWWKKKK !!!!

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Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)

Very nice -

even if it did make me jump.
Meet the new mouse, same as the old mouse?

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)

i'm surprised brittany's only had 30 hits

(Captain Slasher, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)

Armoured Dillo

Click for biggie.

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)

You do realise that

you have almost certianly promptes someone to make an NSFW version of a similar pun.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)

before the pic came up

I misread the caption like that.

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MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

great.

Hooray for puns.

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

now that

is good.

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)

I read that as

Armoured Dillo

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)

haha I read that as

Armoured dildo...

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)

hahah I read that as

Armoured dando

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)

nice stuff

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)

Scott Mills picture challange

Ever had your photo taken with a celebrity?

No? Well, we're unable to help, but here's your chance to be up close and personal to our very own Scott Mills.

Below is an example of the picture we're giving you to download - click on it, and a bigger, better quality image will load (it's a big one, so it might take some time). Save the picture that appears, and add yourself into the image or something that will give people a laugh - so you appear next to Scott, looking like his best mate!

Or - even better - if you've got a picture of yourself with a Radio 1 DJ - send that in and we'll add it to the gallery!

Either post them here and if you think there good enough to win a new camera then email it to [email protected]

(ScottMills_Radio1, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)

cock

robin

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)

you mean you dont want to be

his 'best mate'?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)

If by "best mate"

you mean someone who hates him with every bone of her vile body, then yes.
If he's on the radio we turn it off. He's an irritating cockbadger

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)

with friends like that,

who needs Scott Mills!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)

he looks like a young Geoffrey Boycott - Woman Basher (alledgedly)

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thebear is thebear, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)

Dear Lord

please let me win a new camera

yep you heard it right NEW CAMERA

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aubergene, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)

You know you're right

about the looking like Boycott - not sure on the wife beating

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PeterSeychelles, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)

NSFW

Mr Mills, Mr Mills... here

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Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)

Nice

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)

lol

that was my first thought

edit: u did remember to send it to [email protected] didnt u

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The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)

send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it! send it!

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)

You send it...

I didn't do it... er it wasn't me... I was dead at the time..

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Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)

Scott didn't have any real freinds

but freddy fire extinguisher was like a brother to him

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)

You sent it

to him yet?

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)

yeah

I guess he won't put me on his christmas list this year

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)

No please

don't do that - you'll only encourage irritating cunts who may or may not be from the BBC etc to spam the board with this shite.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)

eyup our kid

cunt, me and zoe ball, my fanny hurts, i'm dead famous i am, i've seen robbie william's cock

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)

but scott mills is a penis.

if i want to be seen with someone, might as well be someone good, like roy walker or a thundercat.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)

you've got a point.

I mean - Scott Mills? Give a fuck? ANYONE?

[edit] I ought to delete that post. It's pretty much spam, and it's fishing, too... but I'm just enjoying watching everyone say "who?".

I do hope Mr Mills is paying attention, the poor wee fame-hungry slut.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)

i think i might...

...

...

... oh no, it was a peanut i'd dropped down the sofa.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)

he's helping the invisible goatse

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)

Maybe someone should e-mail him a link to this thread

if only we knew someone that worked at the BBC...

(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)

Please,

never make comments like that when I'm just about to answer the phone, callers never like being laughed at.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)

unless they're gay!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)

and black!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(Am I doing it right?)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)

Not bad for a WOMAN!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)

with AIDS

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)

you're not doing badly for a NORTHERNER!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)

that's rich coming from a FOREIGNER!

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)

In the country ILLEGALY!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)

you can take this joke too far you know

;)

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)

even better

with your new username

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)

and fat!!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)

and stupid

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The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

i don't get it.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)

with a limp!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)

ah, i get it now.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)

and a high voice

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thebear is thebear, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)

and Herpes!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)

AND A WIG

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thebear is thebear, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)

And a lisp

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)

Actually

Its "unless their gay"

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)

with a tumor!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

and a hip replacement!

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)

oh dear god i have to stop this

it's not good for my bloodpressure keeping this laughter repressed.

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)

I'm still

trying to work out why it's funny.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)

I'm going to want

people to chip in for a new mouse wheel soon, if these hahas continue

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

His mouse is SHIT!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)

god you're STUPID!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)

but not black

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

and bald

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The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

least I'm not ugly

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)

BUT YOU ARE DELUDED

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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ha ha ha ha ha ha

(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)

your all

wrong

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andythetwig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

And to think I was just about to leave.......

WTFAYBOA?

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)

Well quite.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)

Mind if I shop

this dude in with Millsy and send it him?

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)

Who is Scott Mills ?

I have no idea...

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Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)

you're not the only one

Maybe he's some kind of hero for bummers.

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Mond, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

That's the best reply to anything

....ever. 100% of Fact.

/spazzing

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:24, archived)

thats...

errr.... great. *pats mr. mills on the head*

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)

wasn't mrs mills the woman in the 50s who did the cookery shows?

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)

that was

Fanny Adams

(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

Fanny Adams

is referred to instead of 'fuck all' as in, 'I'm doing sweet fanny adams this weekend'. That is, of course, unless your girlfriend is called Fanny Adams. Then I pity you.

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)

Fanny Waterman

wrote my piano lesson music

(jokeface_killah, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)

Fanny!

Craddock

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)

mrs mills was a fat bint that played the piano

I've got all her songs on wax cylinder

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thebear is thebear, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)

Here she is!

www.retrocrush.com/archive/records2/mills1.jpg

and

www.retrocrush.com/archive/records2/mills2.jpg

and

www.retrocrush.com/archive/records2/mills3.jpg

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

phew

thank heavens for the OAPs, i knew it was something like that

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

Oh dear,

oh dear.
Oh dear...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)

Wouldn't work for me ..

I'm 6ft and he's 2ft8. *FACT*

What do you mean "resize tool". you kids today ..

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)

I have never

seen a picture so tailor-made for merging with Goatse.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)

I don't know

I thought perhaps a massive vibrator would work, but even that would be playing into their hands, do you see?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)

How about

a picture of us doing your work for you?

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mozza, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

he is offering a new camera, though.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

In which case

I take it back and picture myself with a shiny new camera (no scruples, you see ;-) )

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mozza, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)

Scot, Scot, Scot, Scot.......

why are you doing this?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

yes, that sums it up...

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

i see

boundless bandwagon possibilities

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The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

no don't.

It'll only encourage him, and I'll have to delete the thread.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)

dear.

(DMQOB, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)

Have we just been spammed by the bbc?

If only we knew someone...

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PeterSeychelles, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)

someone who worked for the BBC?

Wow. Can you imagine that...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)

That'd be like

fantastic if we did know someone that worked for the BBC

(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)

yeah

it's a shame we don't know anyone

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thebear is thebear, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)

That's such an outlandish idea!

Some would even say it was alien to this board...

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

what the scott mills?

the cock badgering fuckmonkey? wow.

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)

you could have just done the decent thing

and put a link to the
bbc web page in another thread.
But Hey you're a celeb so I'm sure we're impressed enough already

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)

still

he's not as much of a cunt as sara cox. maybe we should adopt him. he looks like he could do with a feed and a nice warm jumper

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

I dunno

I only listen to Radio 4, and a bit of Radio 7, when I'm in the mood.
I haven't listened to Radio 1, in years, not since Chris Evans started the breakfast show.
Then that's why I am so down with the kids

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)

is noel edmonds still on radio 1?

what about DLT? i alwys liked that simon bates too.

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)

I applaud

your ability to have your finger so on the pulse as it were :)

(DMQOB, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)

Can I just take this opportunity to say

CUNTBUCKET to the BBC.

that was fun.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)

course you can, son.

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)

Papa?

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Monkeyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)

WHO?

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)

erm

His own BBC webpage

So he's really really famous

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)

afternoon Ms Pt

apparently Mr Mills is a popular continuity announcer on the BBCs home service programme

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)

looks like a nob jockey to me

afternoon mr blue

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)

/ tips comedy 'fez style' monkey hat, in ladys direction

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)

Before

we consider doing what you say, you may like to follow this link, www.dictionary.com, and see if you can spot where you went wrong with your post.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)

tsk

that's why you're a wagon journalist and he's an international media celebrity ;)

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)

Scott Mills...

...isn't too bad - but that Dave Pearce fella - now, there's a man that needs a good concrete slab on his head.

(G-Funk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)

Cock

Off. You twunt

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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)

Scott Mills and his best mate

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monster monster monster monster monster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)

Swap best

with only

the ugly cunt

(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)

He’ll try anything to increase his popularity..

I totally supportificate international talk like private day !

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Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

yarrr

still no joy.

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andythetwig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)

i'd vote for him

if i were a 'merkin (glad i'm not tho :D)

woo to the pic

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)

cunt.

Right, I have to do and do some drawings. Laters, all.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)

Byeeee

good drawing.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)

Yarr

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)

Is this site anything to do with you lot at themoononline/seethru?

looks awfully familiar
www.nostalgiacentral.com/

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

Not that I'm aware of...

I'll have an ask round, but those are Soph's eyes...

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Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

just thought you should know

Glad we cleared up that misunderstanding about my hatred of you yesterday

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)

Indeed we have, and I want you to know that

I love you.... and always will..

They really have been pinching our design work over there at nostalgia, thanks for pointing it out..

X X X ;-)

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Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)

Christoper Lemur as Count Dracula

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mozza, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)

oooh

that's great

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)

that looks like

Rowan Atkinson for some reason

(Nacho, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

lummy.

that's f-in ace.

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mrRush, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

too good!

woo™

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)

is there any hummus in that at all?

it's so woo I'm unable to tell.

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andythetwig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)

Mini-beast of burden

The idea looked better in my head, sorry. As an aside, has anyone got any tips on tidying images up in paintshop pro - seem to just end up with blurry bits all over the place.

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)

What is a mini-beast?

I had not heard this term for insects, etc until very recently

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xian, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)

Um...

I know you're fairly new but...

*adds name to list*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)

agreed

I find joy in uncertainty.

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andythetwig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)

fairly new?

what about the 10,000 who came after him?

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

VERY new!

and isn't it a bit harsh to trail off in mid sentance?
List sounds interesting though - anyone good onit?

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)

i'm on it

with a star next to my name and underlined in red, but i'm not sure why

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The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)

yes, control panel - add/remove programs - uninstall psp

on a less cheeky note? try clicking the magic wand on empty space and then delete or something

oh, i dont know what im talkin bout, i ain't used psp in a loooooooooooooooong time

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

er.. use the blur tool less?

i make heavy use of the "clone stamp" tool when trying to remove big things from pics - with a nice straight horizon like that, copying the bush and bit of field from the far left of the pic would have worked a treat. then random (but light) blur/smudge to tidy any obvious edges.

edit: woo to the pic all the same :)

(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)

unsharp mask?

nice mini-beast btw :)

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magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)

just in case any lovely b3tans foot the bill, Im posting this :

"...Sport, international publishing, market leadership, superb offices overlooking the Thames and an OTE of £45k...experienced, driven, creative B to B advertising sales manager with a proven track record...."

you know the drill, anyone interested and applicable, mail me alfied at sportbusiness dot com.

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Alfie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)

Or, to quote Bill Hicks

"By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself. No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can. Kill yourself. Seriously though, if you are, do. Aaah, no really, there's no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers, Okay - kill yourself - seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously. No this is not a joke, you're going, "there's going to be a joke coming," there's no fucking joke coming. You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It's the only way to save your fucking soul, kill yourself. Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going, "he's doing a joke... there's no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, fucking hang yourself, borrow a gun from a friend - I don't care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil fucking machinations. I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too, "Oh, you know what Bill's doing, he's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market, he's very smart." Oh man, I am not doing that. You fucking evil scumbags! "Ooh, you know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar. That's a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We've done research - huge market. He's doing a good thing." Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scum-bags!
Quit putting a godamm dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet!
"Ooh, the anger dollar. Huge. Huge in times of recession. Giant market, Bill's very bright to do that." God, I'm just caught in a fucking web! "Ooh the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market - look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar..." How do you live like that? And I bet you sleep like fucking babies at night, don't you?"

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)

hahahahah!

well, you know,I try to help where I can.

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Alfie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

May he rest in peace

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)

Hello Goatboy

You big old hairy thing, you

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)

SUCK SATAN'S COCK!

sorry

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)

Sucking Satan's pecker

SUCK IT!

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

Well said by the Hicks.

And on that note, I'm off home. Ta-ra folks.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)

ta ta !

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Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)

bill hick roolz

advertisers should burn in hell, but having said that, i've yet to offered a large sum of cash to produce an commericaltisment

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)

Nice man

(shame about that weirdly mysogynistic streak...)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)

weirdly?

and well, my misogyny is well documented online so I feel no shame.

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Alfie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

100%

GOOD

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

He does a nice publication about

snowboarding as I recall...

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christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)

indeed we

do, about the only good one *grumble mumble grumble*

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Alfie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)

Nice typography

though

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christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)

good comment

and well observed, our creative director did the typefacing, really nice look I think too.

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Alfie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)

Uggh I hate finals

I'm finishing up my summer quarter at my uni and have an Art Fucking History final, for which I have prepared extensive crib notes, and Typofuckingraphy class that I have to turn in all my finished projects to by 1pm. I still have to do the most complicated project from scratch. So take it from me, kids, don't save all your studying/homework for the last night!
SEE? SEE?!!! It's NOT a threadwaste!

(Kimbo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)

oooh

you've been roasting peas

(icedragon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)

Its

Poufilicious

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)

Cal was great when he had his finals.

i asked if he needed to take any time off to revise. He looked at me as if i were mad and said 'why would i need to revise?'

He got a first. Git.

edit - nice pic and good luck!

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)

Does a first = A in America?

I plan on not getting many good grades this quarter.

By the way, that's the second term in a row that you've cheered me on! Thanks!

(Kimbo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

yep, a first is an A.

that was his final end result.

If you plan on not getting good grades, then that's sounds ok - you're going according to plan ;0)

Let us know how you get on. Hope it's not as bad as you think.

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)

dunno

does A = 1st Class Degree, in America

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

an excellent repost.

i love it.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)

good advice...

...which will no doubt be completely ignored!

woo to the piccy:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)

those rabbits rock!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)

yes

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Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)

ha ha!

class.

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mrRush, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)

hehehe

good luck with all of your fucking classes.
lol

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

hmm

someone with more talent feel like shopping "slow pedestrians"?
would be funnier, if less PC. :)

(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)

hehehe

woo

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)

slow pedestrians already done

but i'm not spazzing the archives

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SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)

There were a lot

of "Caution Horses" being transported last time I was in the West Country. Nice mental image.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

yep..

seen them about :)

(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)

And I'm always reassured

to find that the contents of a bottle are still water.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

no slow pedestrians...

but i can pearoast you some old folk doing the conga:

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amaryllis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

woo

i like

(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)

haha

thats great!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)

the about a boy post reminded me of this i made ages ago for HT

is HT dead now? or are the andies just being lazy???

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buckets, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

For symmetry,

I felt compelled to make some Antisocial Darwinists.

There really is a sneaky-fucker theory.

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MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)

Winne the Bruce

Inspired by a quip by Clement Freud on "Just a Minute" - "I was once asked about the connection between Robert the Bruce and Winne the Pooh. It was, of course, that they share a middle name."
So this resulted, although I hesitated, lest it be repetitious and deviant.

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

woo

Although personally I'd rather have seen Robert the Pooh.

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monster monster monster monster monster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

Ok.. you got it

Quick and Crappy

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)

invader zim!

10 minutes!

huzzah!

/spam!

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tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

Funny, funny program

put me in mind of Tim Burton animation

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

yayay

that actually is the highlight of my day

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stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

you'd be amazed how many Clement Freud quotes

haven't been shopped on this board. Which I for one think could be remedied.

Woo to you.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

I need

Pootles "Whoosh" gif.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

'tis a lovely gif

The man in the chair looks so serene.

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MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)

your wish = my command*

* within reason

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)

Thank you,

I would never ask anything of you you wouldn't think of doing yourself.

Oh shit, what have I said...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)

*gasp*

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)

What's going on?

Yours sincerely
Confused of Brighton

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

you disgust me...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)

very good!

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magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)

low on hummus..

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Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)

Oh dear.

This has been done before, y'know. Pretty much.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

Old men have been having sex with young boys

since the dawn of Catholicism

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

Bit longer

than that dear.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

Care to

share?

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

Nah

get yer own!

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christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

Don't let

my boyish good looks fool you, I'm really an old man.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

Don't let

my boyish good looks fool you, I'm really a young boy

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)

The Ancient Greeks were Catholics?

blah blah blah

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

That wasn't sex

that was philosophy

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

Fancy coming over

to mine later to philosophise?

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

Exactly.

I thought not.

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)

perfect expression.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)

Is that Gary Glitter, then?

It doesn't look much like...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)

at all

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

Premake hunnybunches..

So 70's young Glitter needed..

Yes, I know it's been done, but I am having a really, really bad day.

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Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

reminds a bit of elvis

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tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

I thought

it was a bit shatner-ish, but with a different wig

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rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

... !

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Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

He he he he he heh he he

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

AND SHE'S GONE!!!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

and...

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christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

ah yes

that's the trouble with tribbles.

:D

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)

ah yes

nothing but trials and tribblations.

:D

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)

Oh no, not again...

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)

Hmm

I just don't get this Gary Glitter thing.
He does look like a twat though.

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

gliterisms

(LazyBastard, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)

o.O

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew ...

(Rev. Otana, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:40, archived)

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buckets, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

lovely

very nice

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corington, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

cheers

its my first post for ages, have been trying to do some w**k, my will power finally gave up this afternoon...

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buckets, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)

hehe

that's great

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

dare i ask

why you are sore?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

Oooh

that's simply

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

ooooh, that is

simply woosome!

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stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)

Top stuff!

lovely.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)

that's brilliant.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)

woo and yay!

he wants to watch out.

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mrRush, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)

yarr!

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buckets, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)

yarrrr!

that's most woosome!

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Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)

yarr!

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)

Beauty...

What a beauty!

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

thats boo

tearful

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:53, archived)

I know there are a few customiser's on here so...

please sign my petition

www.max-car.com/Petition.html

If you don't aggree with this petition please don't sign it, I don't want stupid comments please. This is a serious petition.

(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)

am.

although i like the idea
*edit* nice system btw

(icedragon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)

What? Why?

Car customising - a hobby for acne-riddled, mullet haired virgins who still wear backwards baseball caps & think that sticking bits of plastic & fibreglass to mummy's Nova makes them "street".

Twunts, all of 'em

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)

are you saying it wouldnt be nice

to have a road to yourself where you could get top speed out of your car with no fear of death/arrest?
at least i think thats what the petition was...

(icedragon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)

I read that as

fear of death / armrests?
that's my fear anyway.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

They're called racetracks.

And are only for real cars, not a supermini with a large exhaust glued onto the back.

I'm just cocky cos I've bought a merc

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

I am actually with you on that one,

just go to a track and get on with it. Stop bloody moaning.

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

Or go go-karting.

Which is great fun for a day out, and feels pretty fast because you're so low on the ground.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

go karting is cool

but i've only ever raced against very small, or very thing people, so i had no chance

tonight i shall go "cruzin" in my radded up clio.

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

I went go carting a few weeks ago

on holiday. it was ace. i think i might become a world famous grand prix driver next.

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

It am the most fun!

Last time I went I spat the dummy though. We did the day-long tournament thing, and I was 6th on the grid in the final. I was up to third and about to overtake when the clutch went in my kart. I threw my helmet doan and stormed off like a right stroppy get. Not my finest hour.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

blimey - you sound like Mr P.

He says hes not competitve but if he's been on a work go carting trip he will give you minute details about everything - go on about getting fastest laps, moan about other 'idiots - IDIOTS' in the team etc etc. Makes me laugh actually

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

Pah

Girls can't drive...

;-)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)

we could test that.

I could get in the driving seat of a car, with the keys, you could stand about 50 meters away and I'll see if i can make it that far, and what speed I'm doing when i get there. Mind you, if i can't find the brake then don't blame me, i have got long hair.
;0)

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)

Only if you use my car

State its in, it probably wouldn't make 50 meters...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

i could push it

the cars I've had, I got alot of practise.

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)

Can't you pay

to go on private racetracks? I thought you could.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)

Indeed you can

£160 for a day at Silverstone, similar for Brands Hatch. Smaller, less famous tracks (and there are a few) also do open-track days, generally for about £70/80.
I needed 4 new tyres after a day at Castle Coomb though..

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)

Not really...

I have an aversion to poorly-maintained, shoddily-made lumps of steel & aluminium being driven by morons at very high speeds*

*unless its off a cliff of course

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

Yeah

that's what I guessed too, but the petition makes no mention of a solution - just demands one from someone else.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

They are called "Autobahn"

and are pretty common around here

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Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

customiser's what?

If you don't weant stupid comments, don't post it on b3ta.
Jizzmonkey.

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)

Cruising?

Not cottaging?

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)

Talking to yourself?

Again?

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)

from her site:

"My car now comes with red under car neons, which were a kit from Halfords for only £99 which includes all 4 neons and the wiring kit all we needed was a relay."

OMF! do people _actually_ use neons on their cars? God that's tacky... neons should only every be used inside computers!

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packetslut, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

Don't forget

movie visions of a dystopian future.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

I'll bet

she has those little blue LED's on her squirt-nozzels....

[edit] - not _those_ squirt nozzles, you cheeky monkey!

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packetslut, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)

Hmmm....

Isn't Tamworth where ..
.. those two pigs escaped from. Coincidence? I think not

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

Hee hee

I've never understood the point of those. Do they help you see to redirect the nozzles in the dark..?

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

and outside shops surely?

how on earth would you know what they sold otherwise..?

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

what about fish n chip shops?

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)

Not to mention, from her profile:

Latest news:
Now car is very loud *evil grin*, so loud speakers and amp keep falling off, shaken by the bass... soon my pretties there will be a louder amp so hold on to your screws!

Cunt.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)

you've never been to Croydon

have you?

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)

as a South African former handgun owner with four years of military training... Croydon scares me.

(

packetslut, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

As a former

North Belfast resident, with a degree in Getting The Fuck Out Of Dodge .. Croydon terrifies me

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)

both of those responses

made me laugh, heartily.

(

pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

Serious?

Wrong place for that then.

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)

I'd duck if I were you love.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)

lower... lower...

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)

QUACK

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)

darn,

you used to have a half naked picture of you in your profile... it's gone! how dare you!
hahaha, perving mmmmm

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)

unfortunately

this isnt a serious message board so you'll probably get bombarded with abuse , enjoy !

(

Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)

it's alright i'm ready for it

but i thought if one person from here takes it seriously then it's one more person against the bastards that hate us

(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)

Yeah

but you have to ask yourself why they hate you- could it be that not everyone enjoys the sound of revving at 5 in the morning or merely that the world is out to get you. Curious I know...answers on a postcard please

(DMQOB, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)

I'm willing to bet that

for every person who takes you seriously, there's at least 2 who don't...

(black is the old black, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)

i don't know what any of that means

so i won;t

(

new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)

Fucking hell, you can't take a hint can you?

As someone once said:

she's a 16-year-old Glamour Model wannabe posting pics of herself in vacant-eyed sexy poses and wittering on about her shite fucking car.

I have no sympathy for her and her assumption that we're interested just 'cos she's blonde, a (virtual) slag and can talk about cars. It's demeaning to all parties, a waste of time, and hilarious to take the piss out of.

(

Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)

mind you,

that wasn't very nice either. It's all over and done with now, lets not drag it all up agin.

(

pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)

I'm only quoting Dr Phil.

(

Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

ahem.

we all have off-days, don't we?

*shamefaced*

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

Personally I thought it was the best thing you've ever said.

But I'm a bit of a cunt like that.

(

Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

i liked her comment,

'i'm going now for sex'

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)

The 16yr old blond

or Dr Phil?

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

dr phil.

it was quite a nice end to a night of trolls i thought.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)

tee hee hee

did I? Gosh.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)

probably on the booze ;)

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

are you suggesting Dr. Phil has a 'problem'

(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

She fucks wombles

I'd call that a problem. Or a perversion, at the very least.

(

Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

and they're

common

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)

bitchy

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

*sigh*

Shuuuut uuuuuuuuuup, Baz...!

*looks shifty*

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

That's cleared that up then

(

monster monster monster monster monster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

you'll be fortunate if this achieves much.

fuzzbucket did a roy walker petition, that sort of stuff gains human interest.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)

blimey

didn't realise you were a middle-aged gay man.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

ARF!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

IN A WHEELCHAIR

(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

And black!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc, etc

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)

he's black???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(

popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)

ooh

mindpiss!

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

it's just a re-run of yesterday

this has become the new "jamaica/alaska" thing...

(

popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

and fat!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

and retarded!!!!!

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

(

popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

and ginger!!

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

and a glass eye!

(

popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

This might explain the coincidence

www.b3ta.com/board/1903416
may have pissed people off, but made me laugh like a baboon

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

i am almost crying

thinking about it... i just clicked on the link, just for a tiny reminder, my boss is oppposite me and i am trying to keep a straight face!

(

popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)

tee-hee

We're so funny!
because we're gay!

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)

I think it's the funniest thread I've ever read.

I just had to close the board and pretend I was laughing at the front page of 4rthur :/

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)

teehee

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)

a gay baboon?

ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha!

(

christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)

with no legs!

ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)

and a limp!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)

AND A TINY LITTLE ARSE

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)

and one tooth!!!

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

with a cavity!

ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)

and..erm...and...CANCER!!

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

And it's TERMINAL!

ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)

I like the way

the last post says
"thats just not funny"

(

SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)

That was

comedy gold.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)

it's bovine's comments right at the bottom

that actually made me LOL. Up 'till that I was merely grinning very hard.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)

And do

you know, no-one commented.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

it would've been gilding the lily

(

popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)

I would rather

have my lily gilded than me having to blow my own trumpet.
You know how modest I am...

Heh, I'm fucking great at being modest

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)

I'm tempted to

now

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)

Hee hee

I missed that one yesterday - tis mightily funny.

(

Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

wawypsb?

what are we your petition signing bitches, for those who confused it with photoshop bitches

(

SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

the Caribbean

is a lovely place to cruise, and completely legal too.

(

barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

i'm going on a fortnight cruise in the caribeen

next november, on the oceana, hooray!

(

stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

As is the Highgate side of Hampstead Heath

in the height of Summer.

(

Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)

when I saw all the pink text

and the phrase legal cruising, cars weren't the first thing that I thought of

(

Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

Go on!

Show us those mooblies!

(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)

Sweety

Cars are evil, teenages cruising around in cars with silly plastic bits stuck on are daft.
And as people who like to show their cars off, also like to piss everyone else off with their shite UK Garage played so loud passers by can't hear their own walkmans, I can't say I'm filled with sympathy for your cause.

(

Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)

Crikey

you really know how to make people unfluffy.

Stick your car up your arse

(

chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)

*boggles*

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

Hee hee

I love that game.

Boggle that is.

Cars are one of the few things I get insanely angry about. Sorry.

(

chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)

Anything else

while we're at it?

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

cheese on a stick

(

tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

cars with silly plastic stuck on

and huge bass in bins in the boot are my particular fave thing to hate.

(

Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

me too

lets start a petition against what her petition is for. get these pikey cunts off the roads

(

The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

yay, me too.

Down with cars!

I've been very eco-friendly this week. I switched our 'leccy to Unit[e], emailled Baroness Amos about that awful pipeline that will kill all the whales, and when the college asked if I needed a travel busary I cheerfully announced that the walk in the mornings did me good. I deserve a Brownie point or two, I feel.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

A pipeline that will kill all of Wales?

I'd vote for that!

(

Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)

me too

but then where would they go if they weren't in wales?

the isle of wight?

(

popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

I'd consider it

simply cos I can't stand people cruising along public fucking roads - slowing everyone else down and generally causing problems.

But I won't sign, cos you don't seem to have any clue of what you want, which won't inconvenience the general public - there's a reason why you're always moved on.

(

Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)

If I had my way, their cars would be confiscated

and they'd be sentenced to 20 years hard labour. Bunch of cunts!

(

Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

yay

i agree whole heartedly

(

The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)

You want them (the po-lice)

to "stop moving you on!" yet it's a petition for a "cruise" which is by deffinition movement...i don't understand...what do you want a cruise or a car park? or do you want to be able to park on a low loader that will move about.

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)

cruises are legal anyway

I have nothing against car modders, it is the plums that do burnouts in carparks that need shooting.

Dunno why everyone is getting nasty at her really. She likes bolting things to her car. So? No biggy.

Berk shows is pictures of his pierced cock and that is fine, she mentions her car and people go mental.

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)

A similar

change comes over the board anytime someone mentions sport too.

(

Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)

Sorry,

I can't take you seriously as a customizer until you've glued one of those ridiculously oversized aluminum wings on your trunk.

BALEETED!

(

davelog, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

Take that, all self - righteous cock monkeys!

Bush tries to work out how much bandwidth has been leeched from the NY Times website. Oh wait, I just leeched bandwidth from msn picture groups to post this picture! Noooooooo!

Oh the humanity/irony waaaaaah!

(

Pete Donaldson, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)

yay

i had one of those toy things.
you pushed the back in and it stuck to things...

(icedragon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)

Oooh

I had one too. It was my baby sister. She lost three vertebre in her back from me trying to get her stuck to the shower screen.

(

Pete Donaldson, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)

Wow, so did I.

It's just brought back a sinister rush of childhood memories.

(

BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)

Is that yours?

Edit: That's much better and rather amusing to boot - woo!

(

Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)

Nice retort.

Touche.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)

oHH

Football team. V/Good idea.

(

Pete Donaldson, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)

sorry, i cant see the picture,

ive had 'show images' on IE turned off all day.

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

The Leech

From the 80's he man toys isnt it? I didnt even know I had forgotten about him until I just remembered it.

(Mad Frank, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)

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