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threadwaste time,

but is Fnord around? I really need to pick his brain about getting psycho chicken and a few other bits and peices downloaded.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)

TWTJ: Also, does anyone have a spare 7 megs of webspace?

Or know where I can get said webspace for free? Don't give a stuff about remote linking restrictions.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

I've just bought some,

but it may not be active yet. If you don't get any joy, give me a shout later on.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)

hullo!

i'm a working man I am.

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tef, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)

Blimey!

What a revolting development ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)

i work in an internet cafe

huzzah!

all the bandwidth I can eat!

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tef, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)

easyspace.com has a free

25MB account, with a long url, if that helps

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)

Perfect. Cheers.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)

lycos.co.uk

50MB, no sure what the daily limit is as I dont think I've ever hit it being a msn groups user when I hot link.

I also found that it'll parse txt files as html & as an extra added bonus it doesn't add the ads. I'm thinking about redoing my lycos site. Now, if I can just get PHP to work without ads...

(Sypher_5, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)

Haven't seen him about.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)

Not seen him this morning

best to leave him an offline 4rthur.

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)

The Beast of Bobby Moore

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)

scarey/hero

(YazzyTee, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

that's top punning

woo

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Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

arf!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)

Ha ha

A classic

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

I'm sure I saw one of those

whilst hiking in Southern California this past summer

(yes, the bits that are burnt now. Sad.)

(Flyslip, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

now

that really made me laugh

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)

Something a bit different

Clue: Its not the Japanese flag having a big square shit.

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)

I don't know about the picture,

but the clue's fucking funny.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)

Ta.

Its nothing Goatse related either.

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)

I don't suppose

it's a mexican taking a pizza home?

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barnesy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)

No,

Think, closer to home.

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)

or a Mexican

Taking a big square...

(Flyslip, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)

No-one?

'Tis Richard Branson, of course.

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)

of course, it looks just like him.
would you mind giving us a bit of an explanation old chap?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)

its his ill fated balloon,

of course.

May have to rethink this one.

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)

oh yes

but i distinctly remember it being white, one of my uncles friends cows almost got hit by a bit of it

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)

In which case,

its actually the old BBC logo ballon. Or possibly the Japanese flag having a big square shit.

*sobs*

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

woo?

(Flyslip, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

"Excuse me. Can't you see we're trying to work here?"

Clicky for wide-angle shot

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Canker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

mongeese?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)

heh heh

'tis that a gnops

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

certainly is

I discovered the liquify filter in potatoshop

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)

ah yes

much fun to be had with that one.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)

morning!

how was the bash people?

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)

songs of praise

gives me nightmares, whenever i watch it, the ghost of harry seacombe appears above my tv

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

what the..

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

I was on songs of praise once, it was very scary... (I had to sit next to Harry on a train and pretend to sing!)

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

I thought that he did Highway

not songs of praise

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Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)

GOD BOTHERER!!!!!

*points* :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

Yep, maintaining the quality even into November

The bash was fab, thanks, you piker.

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MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

piker?

Sorry, not sure I understand! Us bristol people don't know the meaning of slang?
*coughs theatrically* : )

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)

Look it up.

it means cheapskate. But also someone who shirks his responsibilites.

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MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)

www.grumlee.net

www.grumlee.net/mp3.htm

May I recommend the Andrew WK cover...

www.grumlee.net/mp3/034_Grum_Lee_Acoustic.mp3

I bring you something *possibly* new!

Hooooooray!

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Pete Donaldson, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)

Jeremiah was a bullfrog, he was good friend of mine.
I never understood a single word he said but I helped him drink
his whine.
He always had some mighty fine wine.

Sing it Joy to the
world...all the boys and girls now , joy to the fishies in the deep blue
sea and joy to you and me.

And if i were the king of the world , i tell you what i would do. Id throw
away the cars and the bars in the world and id make sweet love to you.
Sing it now : Joy the the world , all the boys and girls , joy to the fishies
in the deep blue sea , joy to you and me.

Yah know I love the ladies , love to have my fun ... Im a hard knock
flyer and a rain bow rider ... a strait shootin son of a gun , i said a
strait shootin sun of a gun.

Joy to the world , all the boys and girls , joy to all the fishies in the
deep blue sea , joy to you and me.

Joy to the world , all the boys and girls , joy to the world joy to you
and me

Joy to the world , all the boys and girls , joy to the fishies in the deep
blue sea joy to you and me.

Joy the the world , all the boys and girls , joy to the world , joy to you
and me.

Joy to the world , all the boys and girls , joy to the world , joy to you
and me.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)

oooooooooooooooooh

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gracielou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)

hehe

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

Salut!

Salut!

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Pete Donaldson, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)

Weeeooow, weeow-weeow

I like this compo.. I can use my incredibly useless art skills :)

Tom...

(tomtom, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

Arf!

That is rather yay!

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sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)

Oi !

zo !

(Sypher_5, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)

Like father, like son..

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Darryn.R, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)

I say

*doffs cap*

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Samsonite, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)

YAY !!!!

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)

whilst the action took place down the other end

of the pitch, the keeper got stuck into the weeks'
ironing..

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raver, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

Hurrah for gender stereotyping!

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sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

I would

I would
I would
I would

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Generationgav, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)

What?

Do the ironing?

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)

surf on an ironing board?

then you sir, are braver than you look

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

My grandmother

used to go surfing on her mother's ironiningboard in Auckland harbour.

100% of FACT

Truly.

(Flyslip, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

I would too,

all at the same time.

w/y/h!

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jola, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)

n-n-n-ice

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raver, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)

Lumme

Is that big enough? ;)

waits for the 'as the actress said to the bishop' comments

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MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)

Almost....

...though it could always be bigger. How was the weekend?

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sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)

Very good thanks.

What happened to you at the footy?

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MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)

The Ba and the wife both have...

...conjunctivitis and had to go to the doctors on Saturday for drops. They are both a bit unwell.

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sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)

Poor things yet ewwww

bet you infected them didn't you, with your manky eyes.

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MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)

Nope

I am steering well clear.

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sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)

But I thought you had conjuctivitus

permanently, like syphilis.

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MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)

mmmmm

girls

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)

ha ha ha

that made me laugh out loud

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

Ha!

Do they swop shirts at the end? Do they, huh, huh?

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pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)

Zippy.

not bungle.

(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

tis good, but

been done before, I'm afraid

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jola, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

figures

but i thought it was worth a try...

(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)

Fear not!

It's not a bad thing that it's been done before!...

You done it!...You had the idea yourself, made the pic, posted and added to the wonderful world of b3ta! woo to you!...

But If the Magic Donkey finds out your copied the idea off someone else, he knows people who know people, if you know what I mean?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

i went away for the week only to find this in my fridge

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

I feel your pain

did he/she eat all the fishcakes ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

I love you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)

No you don't

but I like the sentiment anyhow.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)

Alright then,

I don't love you...you amuse me.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

Yay

for amusement.

You astound me with your lushness and caring attention.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)

That's me all over

baby.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

!!!

get a room!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)

I bet

she's been waiting all weekend for someone to open the door and make the light come on.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

Arrrrrgh!

Destroy it with hammers!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

Yes

Let's do that.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

What?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

AAAAaaaaaaaargh!!!

(8-Ball, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

Christ!

That's profoundly disturbing.

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pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

I don't understand it

Kill it.

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Toma_o, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

blimey

a kiddy fiddler for so many reasons.
that's horrendously woo

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

heh

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

*snigger*

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Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

Wrong wrong wrong wrong

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong woo :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

AARRGGHHH

Scary!

pearoast!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

ARGH!

!!!!!!

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Ptortoise, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

jesus

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new_matt, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

Kinell

I still would though

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

Yay

someone from heres game, bloomin good

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Samsonite, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

GR33DY

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

That's the one.

Still makes me laugh.

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Samsonite, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)

My flatmates broken his leg, but me thinks this may cheer him up.

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

FYI: It didn't.

... oh well.

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)

This might

here

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Toma_o, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

I want one,

That could be Stephen Hawkins prototype time travel w/c.

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

he looks

like he's been strapped to the chair in an attempt to rip his arms out of his sockets as it's pushed downhill (possibly by heidi).

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)

I guess its his brakes?!

He must be a speedy lil' bugger.

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

sorry if been done b4

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

Succint. To the point.

Don't think I've seen it before either.

(Astatine, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

4.
3.
2.
1.

lift off.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

it's ver' good

indeed

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)

Don't

get me started on Stella. I'm recently married.

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Toma_o, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

erm

im sure i have seen the exact same pic before?

(YazzyTee, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)

Also from the BBC

(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)

Did he split the church

by using the gay cannon?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)

You win

"pun of the day". The prize is a packet of unsmokeable Peruvian Marlboro Lights.

(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

Its a spelling mistake

He actually SPILT the church.

(fat tony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)

i like

his moustache. makes him look like a sleuth

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)

heh-heh

poir-OHH!

(StinkyCheeseMan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

He is the cousin

of Mr Pringle.

(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

sleuth

sounds like something that comes out of your nose after a particularly hard night on the firewater

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

the thought of that

makes my forehead hurt.
ow

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

I figured he would be

splitting alter boys in two instead!

Printing ticket to Hell

(StinkyCheeseMan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)

You're thinking of

Cathlolic priests.

(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

I'm a non-denominational hater of organized religion.

(StinkyCheeseMan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

You very rarely get Rabbis

or Imams bumming kids. It seems to be a Christian fetish.

(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

that's 'cos rabbi's are allowed to get married

and an imam is a kind of sandwich

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)

specifically

a catholic one.
it's cos they're the only ones who've gotta be celibate

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)

this is from the bbc as well

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new_matt, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

well that's a pretty crap

superpower.

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

disco dog

best place for him

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raver, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)

Is that

the Churchill dog? I have a nodding churchill-dog in my car...

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

yes

he should be shot

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raver, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

That's

the space ship from Bis' 'Starbright Boy', isn't it? Even though they're shit, I still have a soft spot for those little fellas...

(Lapin, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)

yes

you are correct

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raver, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

Hurrah.

Do I win a prize? Or simply a kicking for recognising Bis?

(Lapin, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)

just found this on my patio, bloody zombi's

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)

give it a taste of good old fire

the bastards dont like it up 'em

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)

mmmmm

bbq zombi

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

Yay for zombies!

Got Resident Evil on DVD at the weekend, it's completely shite but brilliant at the same time

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)

Where did you get this?

I thought I'd burnt all the old pictures of my girlfriend...

It is a girl, isn't it...

(davidaitch, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

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