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# Did anyone see this?
(Alienboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
# is that in
the directors cut?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# No, the director's cut and blow dry...
Woo to pic, btw!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# i'm not ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# but i am.
MUHAHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# you're all
ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# I did...
...and it was great. But the orignal cut was better. But don't get me started......
(Experiment 626, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# It's got 3 minutes added,
but it's 40 seconds shorter. Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)
# it's sped up
by 2.43%
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# I'd like to see it at double speed
Complete with Benny Hill music
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# that would be superb!
*pictures queen alien being chased round cargo bay by ripley in that walker thingy*

you have no idea how much you've made me smile
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# does anyone know if there is a list of drivers
likely to cause a driver_power_state_failure?

or do i really have to check every one in the verisig list?


edit: TJ btw

edit2: just thought, bisection search arlorithm it shouldn't take me too many restarts
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Schumacher is a good place to start
With a possiblity of Mcrae

/funniest man in the world
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)
# i'd actually loaded up google
before i got that
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# I was thinking
Minnie, Screw and Sunday.

/imitating the funiest man in the world.
(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# You are speaking nonce sense...
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)
# Sorry,
I am just so confused by everything at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# nonce sense
is that the same as paedo-logic?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] weeble
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# bob
(Harry, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
# testicle
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
# aliasing
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# invisible








 
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)
# But....
Weebl is white...
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
# not weeble
A weeble, does no one remember weebles?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# I remember weebles
Do I win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# a compass in the neck
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# *undoes collar*
Go on then, right in the jugular.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# always the jugular
never the lion-tamers...


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# yes you do pick up your prize from your local pub (you may have to exchange money for your prize!)
on another note does anyone remember me? (i aint been on for a while) im a cock if that jogs your memory......
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# I remember you
You're the chap that did that Weeble picture
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# oh wow
and your the geeza who commented on it....
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# yes
i remember your name.
it's only been week or 2 since you were last here, hasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Ah
my bad
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Interestingly
If you google for Weeble, the first result is for Weebl.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Weebles wobble
but they don't fall down......
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)
# How could anyone forget the weebles?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# I wish I could...
...after seeing that picture. Wrong, so very wrong.
(Clownkiller, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# ! #2

sorry, got it in for stella today
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# That's what I like to stick to spirits.
Which make one elegant and charming, as anyone who spoke to me on Friday knows.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# indeed
sirsandgoblin was very potty mouth that evening.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# i was cunting well not.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# I stick to Guinness
which makes you look like an idiot when you go for a curry after, eat two mouthfuls of it and announce that you're full.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# guinness is a meal in itself
it's the boozy equivalent of milk. full of goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# man milk
?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# I thought...
that Bailey's was the booze equivalent to milk?

Bailey's is the ambrosia of the masses. *smacks lips appreciatively*
(dominocat opinions only valid until, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# are you a woman
by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Yes but
not *those* lips. Not right now.
(dominocat opinions only valid until, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# however, your name is pronounced in a drunken slur
no matter what.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# At least two people dribbled when they said it.
And I sprayed Sunny Jimbo while trying to tell him.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# hello pixi
still can't pronounce yer name..
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Me neither.
Edit: Ah, I've just remembered who you are. I met you right at the beginning, didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# someone came outside
onto the balcony, where i was sat, and shouted a strange sound at me, then explained that it was how to pronounce your name.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)
# I reckon every letter is pronounced.
But then I nicked it from a book, so have never heard anyone say it who knows what they're banging on about.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# perziggyziggyziggy
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Yep. That'll do fine.
Or p'zizz izz iggy. Or YourGlassLooksEmptyPleaseLetMeBuyYouAnother.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# alright then, i'll have a...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)
# VodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkaRedBullRedBull!
Snake! Snakebite!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# click-pffsst
I like. It does.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# But it tastes fuggin good though

so it sort of balances the twattishness out
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# each can is a meal
in calorie terms
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# I like the fact
that they named a beer after a tennis championship. My Australian Open range of beers will be out next summer.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Self portrait. (it did say to make them as small as possible)
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# you could have cropped it..................
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# No. It's an expressionist portrait.
Not only does it show me, but it shows my sense of alienation - there is nobody else around. The white background represents a form of Beckettian absurdity... the individual is removed from a social context and is waiting for something. But what?
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Oooooh!
Get you with your long words.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
there?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
# The words are long,
but justified. Not one of them is wasted. Wasn't it George Orwell who said that prose should be as transparent as glass?
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# eh?
EH?
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Last one...
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# LoveNinja
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Nice.
Somehow I can't seem to bring my usual jealous hatred for people who can draw to the surface, so I'll just say how nice it is instead.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# hurrah
looks like a secret, violent playing card character.

i play the NINJA OF HEARTS! HYAAAH!
kill everyone playing poker, run away with money
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# I've always thought
that most card games would be improved by adding a suit called Bastards - "You may have a Royal Flush, sir, but I have THE NINE OF BASTARDS!"
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Yes.
I could see that working.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# you can draw hands
thats not fair.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# it wasn't always the case.
and feet! gah! i used to be shit at feet.

now i'm just poor at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# wonderful
somehow it reminds me of elvis.
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# do you do characters exclusively?
or backgrounds too?
(I helped save b3ta! andythetwig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# i do backgrounds.
but with being at work, i tend to knock these out fairly quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# good job
work avoidance rulez ok!
(I helped save b3ta! andythetwig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Homage
or theft?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)
# i don't think it appreciated being left in kennels for the week...



() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# pretty....
want to stroke it.... AAAAAAAAARGH
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# nice
anim!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# that
is really lovely
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Its a dalek in a paddling pool, wearing a mexican hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# That am just
really really woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# well it couldn't be anything else, could it.
christ, this competition gives me bizarre headaches
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# i didn't see it animate
now i feel foolish
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# How very odd
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# blimey!
some good 3d stuff going on there!

woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Woo!
Class!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# the wheee
does it for me
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# hehe
and I was always warned not to weeee in paddling pools.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# piddling pools
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# well
there's always at least one weeing in the pool...
(radja, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Wikid
skill!!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Bloody hell!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Woo!
Very, very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# *doffs imaginary hat*
woo indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Hahaha
U lOon!
Love his little ducky
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# That really is the icing
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Oh blinking flip.
You're too bloody good at this.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# no it's bloody not!
it's a Dalek in a paddling pool
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# they gain an extra "r" when wet
er....
edit button... here I come
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# also

to you
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
# :)
ta
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Jew
Way!
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Mexican Daleks.....
Paranoia player perhaps? :)

"Hey Gringo! Wee gonna Exterminate you now a leetle beet!"
(Mr Joe Bangles, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# that
is phenomenally good
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# blimey!
missed the anim at first glance - thats great!
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# that
is brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] .


sorry, i think i'm getting worse at this
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Is it
Johnny Lemonhead?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Mr Condomhead?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# haha
he has got a bit of a condom head!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# C3PO?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# bananas in pyjamas?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Its an
orange cyberman!

Tom...
(tomtom, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Marlon Brando
?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# haha
!

no
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# I take that as a no then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
#
yes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Chris Evans
(I helped save b3ta! spoonmuppet, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Twat
No, not you, him.

TJ: Just done the hoovering. How long do you reckon it'll take my housemate to cover everything in cigarette ash again?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Forever if you hide their fags
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# even longer
if you cut off their hands
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha
i really like this competition.

On a completely unrelated note, does anyone know how much of the population as a whole is made up of ethnic minorities? Or where i would go about finding out?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Technically...
...all of the world is an ethnic minority depending on where you are. It's all relative you see.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# exactly
right
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# If my idea to create a super-Hitler clone goes to plan
there will be no ethnic minorities.

Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# I have no fucking idea...
good question though...erm...What's that stupid questionair thing that comes round every few years?...Haven't they got a site for that?...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# the cencus?
they dont (publicly) release the info they get from them for 100 years, i think.
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# silly chicken
www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?id=273
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# aha
thank you very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# I think I pushed the highest one up a few notches on Friday:-
www.statistics.gov.uk/CCI/nugget.asp?ID=264&Pos=4&ColRank=2&Rank=320
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# now
that works!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# From the back of the Sunday supplements...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# I've got one of them
It helps to highlight my loneliness.

*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# what goes in the other half?
an entire roast pig, to be kept warm whilst munching?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Now that is a good idea
And to think I was going to do something stupid like getting a girlfriend to go in the other side.

Well done, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# "Available in Ethnic"!
That's the funniest thing EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Why thankyou
made me chuckle when I thought of it

YOUNG FAMILY VERSION:
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# What a horrible horrible concept
Gah! I feel besmirched just by looking at their smugness.
it's from the back of the Mail on Sunday, isn't it?
*goes off to scrub out brain*

(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# almost a parka batman...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# last one today.

now I go out and get pissed. its melbourne cup day tomorrow.
(crazymum, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# that makes no sense.
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Melbourne Cup
Ah yes, the excuse for Australians (Melbournians in fact) all over the world to piss off from work, get drunker than god and bet on the nearest horseraces.

Which reminds me. Anyone got a tip for the Cup?
(Flyslip, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# PG
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
#
never swim on an empty stomach
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# I have no idea what that is
meant to be a picture of, but have a jolly day at the races.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# I was just wondering....
I saw an advertisement for Phones4U yesterday. Two chaps in a VW campervan driving along singing a little ditty which reminded me of all things Rathergood.com-ish.

Is Mr Veitch in any way involved in this?


(I helped save b3ta! Mozer, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# also - is the mestro/switch advert the same madness?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Switch, yes.
Phones for U, don't know, don't think so though.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# The...
switch advert definitely is.

I wondered about that but they mentioned it on the radio show last week I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mozer, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# And
what about those Crusha adverts, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Aye....
that was him too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mozer, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Phones4U suck ass.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# I don't think soo,
his style, im pritty sure, is flash stuff.

Do you mean that song that goes like:
Phones, For You, From Phones-4-U
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# I can't remember how it went...
but the lyrics were pretty similar to stuff he's put in his flash animations.

(I helped save b3ta! Mozer, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Yeh',
I don't think its him though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# they are
"Flight of the Conchords". Saw them in Edinburgh this year and very funny they were too.

Try and get hold of their "Frodo Don't wear The Ring" song (its floating round the t'interweb somewhere) because its hillarious.
(WindyMiller, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Here's the mp3
www.figwitlives.net/media_files/3rrrfrodo.mp3

Quality isn't great but never mind.
(WindyMiller, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# I'm obsessed...
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Now, I know those are tassels,
but my mind is animating them into catherine wheels.


WHIZZZZZZ!
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# I see now they ARE animated
did you do that before or after I posted?

Or is it time to rethink my dosage?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Before
It probably hadn't loaded yet
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Hmm
don't piss on my mind, then!
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Good lord!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Yay
In America nipple tassles are called Pasties*. Would be very bad for the Cornish abroad.

*FACT courtesy of Schott's Food Miscelaney (cracking read).
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# But how is it pronounced?
Paste - ies would make more sense than past - ies, cos you glue them on.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Either way...
...naked Cornish folk shouldn't be encouraged.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# I'm imagining Jethro
with a couple of pasties attached to his moobs
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# that Alex girl from Fame Academy's Cornish
and I would
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# She looks
filthy.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# it's paste-ies
and they are different from tassles.

they are more sticker, less tassle.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# it's
pronouced pasties, or at least tom waits does in his song pasties and a g-string, which until now i always thought was about a sleazy restaurant cum strip joint
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Wheeeeee
lookatemgo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# I say old splat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] McEnroe
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# why
does this have no replies?
It's really good!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Thanks.
Perhaps no one is old enough to get the reference.


Pesky young whippersnappers...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# i like it
but i can count 10 shapes. far to many for a woo. Will a houpla do?
(I helped save b3ta! andythetwig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Just a quickie
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# you know
she loves it
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# The Queen
loves the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# yes
one likes a bit of wood in one's tumpsy
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# ha ha ha
how i miss that word

'tumpsy'
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Yes
where has Dawn Syndrome gone?
(allergic to curry, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Everyone loves the cock.
click
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# .
(byebye, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# That's wonderful!
Is it an oeal or a setter?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# I think
its a Meal...
(byebye, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Or perhaps
a meerseal, as indicated by the filename.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Arse..
...And there was me thinking it was a fucking otter!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# ummm
have you ever seen an otten?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# An Otten?
No. I can't say I have.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# oh
you know i meant otter!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# ;0)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# That's superb
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# "Where are they now?"
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Hopefully fucking dead....
..and with any luck that beardy wanker Edmunds is too
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# You've got my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)

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