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[challenge entry] Just pop it outside the back door dear, it won't hurt you...

bindun?
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
# quite a few times, but not in this challenge
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Probably better than this, too, no doubt.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Squashes with bare hands :-)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:43, archived)
# this can only result in
total devastation!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:45, archived)
# best of all devastations
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:46, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
does that make him a paedo?
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:46, archived)
# He seems more like into
small people
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
# most of the smurfs are grown up aren't they?
it makes him some kind of interspecies wronger.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Yeah, this seems about right.
I thought the smurfs are adults.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# I thought only papa smurf was a grown up
and he was definitely on the sex offenders list
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# You know far too much about this toasty.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Detailed knowledge is detailed.
*nods in agreement*
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)
# I hate the smurfs
My dad probably didn't get the one I wanted from the petrol station when I was 5
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)
# You don't need a reason.
They're shite.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# *nods in agreement*
again.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)
# there are clearly issues here
the only way to resolve it is to go to smurf land and kill them all.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:52, archived)
# 1 Girl 200 Smurfs
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Normal night in there ;-)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# A bit light relief...
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# A bit blue..........
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)
# more of the same
cfb

another one-hour-meeting-drawing...
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)
# yay
but I'm sure this is a precursor to a bloodbath
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:42, archived)
# she has all her arms
also, no stitches.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:42, archived)
# she'll be able to use and operate artefacts in a normal manner :)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:45, archived)
# *waits for riverghost to charge in*
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
Pretty much what I was thinking
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:52, archived)
# I do find it odd that no ones is screaming at it for not containing a joke though
it's almost like b3ta users have double standards or something equally impossible to believe
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# It's like old obi says innit
hive of villainny and scum :D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)
# you know, I've never had that happen
although I usually post on the late shift. Perhaps they would prefer a nice cup of TOAP.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# I never get asked for a joke
but I don't think people have expectations of me, dunno if that's good or bad
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# i don't, not considering the amount of stick they subsequently get.
(eg riverghost. edit - or maiden, even) so easier to be quiet?

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)
# well, that wasn't very funny...
j/k. some peeps do arts, some do hummus. i struggle with both. some people struggle to not say anything, if short of something nice to say.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)
# I'm saying some arts is fine
you're assuming the worst of me again/misreading my sarcasm (I know, used the wrong font colour again)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)
# not you
I do find it odd that no ones is screaming at it for not containing a joke though
----------------------------^

i meant the ones who usually do screaming at jokeless images.

and a different font colour would have been too brown. you say potato, i say potato .... er, that didn't work...
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:29, archived)
# right
this understanding what people type online is ruddy difficult isn't it :D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
# WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?
oh, yeah, right ;)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)
# hmmm
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# heh
it's what's out of the image that we have to be concerned with :)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)
# sorry, why would he?
ne'er had a problem with him.

...oh, the riverghost / moggy banter.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# he has a problem with anime-ish pictures
dirty paedos and all that
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# anime = paedo?
maybe he has some unresolved issues.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# I assure you I'm not dirty.
I showered today. Also, I'd say that by and large my drawings and prints are pretty conservative.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# agree it
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Hello Moggy
I have decided that I should like you until I figure out if you are insane, elaborate troll, or amusing.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Oh, she's all of those.
More troll than anything else though.
Proof: banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/journal/poll/2783050/
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)
# ahh you stupid!! :D
edit: i'd be happy with that
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Yeah, 5 people who don't know me are sure enough of my stupidity that they had to take a poll to discuss it.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)
# they were a bit split on the Michael Ellis debate
not sure the voting options were as straightforward though ;D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# knowing people from an internet site
serious business :)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)
# cute ^__^
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Nice...
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Snip snip.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:34, archived)
# why is he crying ? that is the coolest haircut ever
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
# I know...
whimp!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Bathtime at Beasts House


quick and dirty (unlike his nuts!)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# That's kind of just messed up
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:19, archived)
# aahahahahaha
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Better than all the yeast
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
# too brown
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:23, archived)
# and no fonts
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:31, archived)
# hahaha!!
hope he brushes his teeth after :D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)
# That's his ultimate mutant power
at last revealed
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
# To all the other perfectly-adequate-in-themselves reasons not to cast Kelsey Grammar in this role...
...we may now add 'because when we see him Photoshopped and licking his balls, we'll take it with us to our graves.'
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 0:26, archived)
# inc and dec
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Yes that forehead is definitely on the increase :D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:03, archived)
# i'm inclined to agree with you :D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:55, archived)
# FUCKIN FISTIN FUCKER
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:23, archived)
# To Japan!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:39, archived)
# *rubs eyes*


i mus be seein dubbal..he's got eight arms
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)
# IT'S A 'FUCK OFF'
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Yay. steels ;-)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:10, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)
# hahaha my fave portal mashup yet!
/cer-lick!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:54, archived)
# animate it
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:55, archived)
# *Waits for the perpetual turd*
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:26, archived)
# XD
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:30, archived)
# ahhahahahahaha
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:30, archived)
# heeee
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:33, archived)
# The smile makes this seem wrong to me.
He likes it.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Dinner time at Wolverine's



Note that mutton chops came with a christmas cracker

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Ah-ha!
I see you've played "knifey-spooney" before!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] every bloody time
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Great challenge
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)
# hahaha!
picked up the wrong gimp mask
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fantastic!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Obviously feeling the pressure to perform
Having Batman stood over you casting his dark silhouette can do that to you
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:51, archived)
# hahahaha :D
he's no Flashheart
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:23, archived)
# I must be the flash....
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Faster than a Speeding bullet
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# That is subtle...
But brilliant!
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)
# She needs a thought balloon...
...cycling through head shots of Batman, Superman, Green Lantern, and possibly even Wonder Woman.
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry] The other residents can't stand the old fool and her stories!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Hang About
look out
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Supergran!
Bloody hell, totally forgot that existed
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)
# As a fellow Supergran-ist
I doff my oversized bonnet at you, Sir.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] BANG! ...and the dirt is gone
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)
# The Flush.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:48, archived)
# win turd is coming
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Most. Gothic. bog. eva.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)
# flush aaaaah! he`s the guy with the toilet brush
der ner ner ner ner ner ner
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Flash, Flash, I love you!
But we only have fourteen hours to clean the bog!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Johnny loved a camping trip
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)
# smoke me a kipper
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Thoroughly enjoying this week's challenge.
Top work.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)
# What's Bruce Banner's favourite photo manipulation tool? Gamma correction
you can have that one, I can't be bothered :D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Wonder Woman loves the Lasso
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:06, archived)
#
They all love using masks.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:54, archived)
# super..
compo it?
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:26, archived)
# well spotted
fixed
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Imperius

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:38, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Well I have to repost this now
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)
# haha
nice fat chops!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] geddit???
erm...

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)
# I got bored of the headswap
and turned my hand to making make-up from scratch.

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Beautiful. You should get a job with
Max Factor.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Did he?
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:25, archived)
# End of day doodle.

Got a new toy, thought I'd put that in there, too :D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# That link reminds me of
this gem from Ancient Internet Days

/edit: fuck, that's at least 12 years old
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)
# I love how the site straight off states that "THIS IS A JOKE"
It's like it wants to be self destructive.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
# They kept the joke going for quite some time, until they got fed up with all the replies and questions, and then they put the 'It's a joke!' thing up there
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:01, archived)
# I still haven't bought portal 2
:/

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)
#
おいしいご飯が食べたいです。
*Japanese challenge level2*


How to grow potatoes correct, harvest.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# ne beszélj arról, rizs, finom vagy más módon
*Hungarian challenge level2*
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Gadewch i ni wynebu'r ffaith, unrhyw beth yn y Gymraeg
*lost track of level*
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)
# hahaa
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:17, archived)
# the power of welsh!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Én fizetne egy finom vacsorára?
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# poligen! Ha!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Dus aardappels groeien aan het plafond in Japan?
^ Dutch challenge level 1 ^
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Teelt gemeenschappelijk.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)
# That doesn't make an ounce of sense
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)
# You have some f**ked up potatos in Japan.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Arborealtubers


(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Pomato
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Dodgy Paedo Dave
*English challenge level 1*
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Artbase: Lance Armstrong
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)
# dedicate Cockweasle
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Ah, I see now
very quick and effective response ;)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
#

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# that's what happens when you ignore popular requests ;)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:35, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Glad to see that at least some of us can get with the program
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)
# winner!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Gnarly man
That just freaks my mind!

Checks 4chan to see if someone's starting a thread
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Is it YOU that keeps starting those?
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# I lurk them
I have no idea who starts them though.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)
# related to which suggestion?
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)
# "Squits"
I had to jump at an early suggestion cuz it was getting late in the day.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Well it isn't one of ours.
AGAIN.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)
# You don't write suggestions.
You write treatments for fetish films.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:21, archived)
# oh please
treatments for
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
# End of day doodle
Good afternoon b3ta
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Oh hi popular crime van!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# It's the van of choice for almost any crimy purpose
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)
# christ, just looking at it, it makes me want to go out and commit crime
it's an awesome van!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)
# a van for all the family :D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:35, archived)
# i'm going to show my ignorance
*undoes trousers*
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# I was planning on doing a series for a second
A van with IGNORANCE on its side would have been number 2 or 3*

But I don't think I'll bother.


* true story
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)
# RIS?
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:17, archived)
# No deeper meaning
just thought a van with INCEST in big fat letters in the street would raise a few guilty* chuckles

* DISCLAIMER: not in a 'incest? done that!' kind of way
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:05, archived)
# End of day doodle

...and I didn't even have to ask for suggestions ;)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Sláine!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Effin' WOO sir!
End of day *Click*
:D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Oooooh niiiice....
:D

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Looks like he was ran over by a smurf

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Almost bang on time
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Nooo
Requires login!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Ah, shite. Hang on...
edit: done.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Hello nice man. :D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:00, archived)
# ooooo... \o/
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)

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