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# guess who...?


I knew it was massive but I never expected it to be crinkle cut...
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:00, archived)
# dont know, is it satire?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:19, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:52, archived)
# ?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:02, archived)
# It's Moley's usual brilliant off the wall bizarre
That's what it is, come on broonie :)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:07, archived)
# which bit is brilliant?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:14, archived)
# The eyes, the structure of the composition
Have you lost your glasses?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:19, archived)
# No, I have my glasses on.
I'm not seeing any brilliance though, with the eyes or the "structure of the composition". It just seems to be a small boy in a kilt with what I assume is a crinkle-cut chip pasted on his shoulder. It must be too clever and hilarious for me to comprehend, though if I have in fact understood it correctly, it's clearly a massive ZING. I sure hope the intended target is licking his wounds, having been proven entirely wrong by this genius. I may however have missed the point entirely. Luckily, there are intellectual behemoths like you around to enjoy this sort of thing.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:32, archived)
# i like moths
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:41, archived)
# lol so random as usual :D :D
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:46, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:24, archived)
# hahahaha you loon!
(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 0:57, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 1:09, archived)
# Oh yes, lucky is the word
The 'nice' contributing folk on here far outweigh the non-contributing, who find fault in many posts. The type of folk who plague the BBC's Points Of View, sitting through programmes they cannot abide, JUST so they can call in and complain. What a sad and shallow life they must lead? If I don't like anything on here (which is very rare, apart from when someone has died and the piss is taken) I simply don't comment. Simple as. I've come across many such folk and they seem to love to hate. You can see them in the check-in lanes at airports, dying to find fault with their holiday, BEFORE it's even begun.

Moley, amongst many others, could post the view from their lounge window, and I would no doubt 'like' it, because they are all genuine, lovely people. Look at Jahled for example, another top bloke, working with animals, a superb and worthy vocation, again, lovely fella. This may seem like a 'rant' but it isn't. B3ta, for me, is where you can vent your creative frustrations, post what you like ( to a certain degree) without censorship. A place where humour is at it's finest and most current. Indeed, sometimes you hear of events on here before the BBC.

B3ta will always be in our soul and be a tool which we use with care and fondness.

Merry Christmas Broonie
X
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:47, archived)
# I wasn't going to weigh in here as we've exchanged views before
but this place is supposed to have been about comedy and some of the posts lately (from a number of users - I'm not singling any out here) don't appear to have any inherent humour. I'm guilty of it from time to time posting drawings, but I tried to keep it to a minimum.
It always used to have a good social side, but from what you've written above, it's turned into some kind of mumsnet dating site for photoshoppers rather than the comedy product.
Meh.

(edited to add in the missing 'not')
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:56, archived)
# I wouldn't say mums net
Sure a lot are stronger than others, but it's all down to what people find they enjoy doing. Your pic above is great, I wouldn't say 'funny' but a great twist on a pic. Therefore it should be on here. Admittedly, I love face swaps and post them on here just in case someone likes them. Look at the CDCs you get on here, doesn't float my boat, but I wouldn't have a dig at anyone for posting their pics. That said, there have been some corkers, usually by herman:D

Anyhow, have a dig at me, that's fine, not you in particular Boris, but leave the other kids out of it.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:04, archived)
# I usually stick to what you said above, if it's not your thing, don't post replies,
And if I'm honest, I'm not all that worked up if some of the stuff ain't funny. What I do get cheesed off with is that the place has died. Now, I reckon there's a lot of reasons - Rob abandoning the place; arbitrary moderation that ignores the rules (see the naked woman down there?); passive-aggressive 'yeah, it's ok, but here's how I would do it and I'm clearly better than you'; WEBSITE WEBSITE WEBSITE; no newsletter.
And you know what, it's not you. The problems are way deeper than if I find your stuff funny or not.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:18, archived)
# I blame the recession
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:42, archived)
# The problem with that model is that it inevitably leads to a positive feedback loop.
People post what they want to post, and then other people "like" their posts purely because of who posted them, rather than the content of the post.

If you follow that to its logical conclusion, you'd end up with a messageboard full of unfunny in-jokes and shit forced memes, with each one followed by another fragile-ego validation junkie lavishing praise on it - purely because they know that praise will be reciprocated whenever they post.

I mean, imagine how shit that would be. It's certainly one of the main reasons I stopped bothering to contribute meaningfully to this place, and I know quite a few other former regulars who feel the same way.

But hey, as long as you're all happy sucking each other's internet cocks. All four or five of you who are left here posting frequently.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:22, archived)
# i can't imagine how shit that would be...
can you post a picture?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:29, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:56, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:03, archived)
# Thats how things used to be
and it was lovely because newbiews were welcomed
(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 12:19, archived)
# Love you ;)

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:20, archived)
# internet cock!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:26, archived)
# CDC is childish and silly
(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 9:34, archived)
# LEAVE PEDRO ALONE!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:10, archived)
# The direction of the board is ultimately shaped by the users.
I think people have rose tinted glasses about some golden era. There have always been lots of memes and head swaps, they just used to fall off the board faster.

We have lost some good, funny members, but I'd suspect that is more likely down to people bitching than other members doing posts they don't like. I can certainly think of examples of people feeling bullied off the board.

People would probably be better encouraging people who did good work but stopped, rather than moaning about those who do work which they don't personally like. Or just do more of what they want to see themselves and lead by example.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:48, archived)
# ^This^
As usual, your calm, considered opinion (such as your posts) bring a sense of calm.
I know there's a lot of 'I you 'liked' my post, I'll like yours. But Christ, where's the harm in that? If anyone pays me a compliment, I rather like to return the favour. God, life is shirty enough as it is without using that as a reason to gripe.

There's some stuff on here that is brilliant, but, because of work, I don't have chance to comment. I love it here, the humour is always spot on, I'm most cases, when it's not, I skip on by.

Long may B3ta continue :)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:01, archived)
# "Long may B3ta continue :)"
It won't, though. Rob will pull the plug as soon s the advertising revenue falls below the cost of hosting the site.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:10, archived)
# What advertising revenue?
There are no ads. I doubt the occasional newsletter sponsorship from Pact coffee covers much hosting. Pretty sure Rob supports B3ta through his other ventures (hence Usvsth3m links for those who don't know how to turn 'em off). I'm sure he'd do another "icons for cash exercise", if he needed to.

That's Pact coffee, by the way. Delicious fresh roasted coffee direct to your door. Hmmm, Pact Coffee!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:31, archived)
# I guess the coffee is it.
My bad. Christ.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:39, archived)
# Yes, He can save us all.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:44, archived)
# How was that Pact Coffee enema?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:12, archived)
# Bowel shatteringly good
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:29, archived)
# Could help with the flow of the board.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:38, archived)
# Haha
Looks through tub girl archive...
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:44, archived)
# yes
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:02, archived)
# It's not the users.
If Rob wants the advertising revenue from this place to be worthwhile, he needs to do more to encourage people. But then, he doesn't give a shit, does he? We need more mods, ones who can set challenges, interact with the users on a more regular basis. One mod's not enough. The interaction is not enough. The incentive to join in is not enough.
Sure, we could all decide to get on, post more, be nice, even, but if the compo is just a rehash, if the newsletter is never published, if the few rules we do have are not enforced (NSFW means you can't look on your lunch break at work, eh?), then what's the point?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:03, archived)
# It depends how you see the site.
It still works a place to launch ideas in a relatively unjudgemental environment and there are enough users for it to feel like a small community rather than a ghost town. If you enjoy making stupid pictures, then it remains fun to join in.

Ultimately, people just wanting to passively view jokes are going to be on Twitter. There is no way to compete with that amount of content - all forums I use have shrunk drastically as a result of social media. They are groups when they once were large communities.

I personally prefer forums to social media, but they are seen as old fashioned.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:29, archived)
# Sure, we all have to deal with the fallout from the 140 characters brigade,
but this place could do much better. It just needs a bit of attention and to share the duties around.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:35, archived)
# Top work there old chap, definitely your funniest output to date.
I am well aware that b3ta has become a support group for people to mindlessly like others' work for the sole reason that they like the person who posted it, no matter how shit the post is. I happen to disagree with that notion, which is why I don't contribute anymore, it would be a waste of time. Using Jahled as an example of a lovely bloke just adds to the hilarity of your incredibly cheesy "rant".
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:59, archived)
# my favourite jahled posts are the ones when he says he's going to beat people up
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:00, archived)
# i like the ones about muslims
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:03, archived)
# or that time when he said I was taking tablets for a mental issues

nice bloke. really. he does a lot of work for charity.....
(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 10:45, archived)
# I think you want Guns and Ammo
that way
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:09, archived)
# what?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:11, archived)
# Exactly!
You just don't understand, I think you've been infected by an alien. The old dbroon used to play nice, please bring them back you impostors!
:)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:14, archived)
# You're insufferably cheesy.
I haven't changed.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:20, archived)
# Eat my cheesy arse
:)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:28, archived)
# Jahled is a malicious shit stirring evil cunt
I would rejoice if that fucking scabby cat mauled him one day
(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 10:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:59, archived)
# fp
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:03, archived)
# 401px
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:04, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:27, archived)
# Much improved.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:36, archived)
# I LOVE YOU!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:36, archived)
# OFF THE WALL MATEY
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:38, archived)
# This One
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:41, archived)
# Very Ralph Steadman :)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:41, archived)
# hahaha you loon!
(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 0:11, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 1:34, archived)
# CLASSIC B3TA RIGHT THERE
8D
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 23:32, archived)
# Not saying
He'll only get all shouty :p
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:20, archived)
# Hitler.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:26, archived)
# Scotch Hitler
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:36, archived)
# Shitler
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:43, archived)
# Scotch Shitler
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:48, archived)
# SS
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:04, archived)
# SS Scotch Shitler
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:11, archived)
# Sssshitler
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:26, archived)
# Scatman Schitzle
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:30, archived)
# hahah you loon!!
(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 0:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Back at ya Barrack! x
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:38, archived)
# His kids have shrunk...
I like the username. One more K and it would fit the image
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:34, archived)
# you know that would sink in the marsh
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:37, archived)
# OH PEDRO
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:49, archived)
# a recumbent fucklift
beautiful
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:38, archived)
# and now i must go home
class dismissed!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:44, archived)
# o/
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:50, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:28, archived)
# I'm just chillin', like Bob Dylan.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:48, archived)
# Oh. Cool. Carry on
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:54, archived)
# (it was that or a freebase face swap) :P
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:59, archived)
# Relaxing.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:59, archived)
# o/'
*sips scotch*
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:03, archived)
# worst fisherman ever
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:13, archived)
# He's hunting FUCKLIFT poachers.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:14, archived)
# FUCKLIFT masterpiece
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:33, archived)
# I have to do these to calm myself down.
I don't want to end up like Froggy.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:35, archived)
# 0h I thoughtr you were luring the trolls before you detonate :(
But yeah that Froggy he's as mad as a bag of \o/
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:40, archived)
# I don't believe in setting land mines.
I'll just nuke the whole thing. Fuck it.
I'm taking it easy today though. 8)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:43, archived)
# Dons smoked glass goggles
grabs popcorn, assumes position
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:48, archived)
# \0/
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:47, archived)
# /o/
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:39, archived)
# Beautiful as always!
Lovely warm glow too, double points!
:)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:23, archived)
# :D Score!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:39, archived)
# cheated with the circle and his wrinkles look like attacking worms, but gimme some sugar, baby


(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:09, archived)
# I cheated more by not closing my eyes
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:12, archived)
# i never was employed
and get in the naughty corner, young man. i don't want your guardian-baiting behaviour in MY classroom!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:18, archived)
# big pink kermit hand
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:47, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the ladies
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:37, archived)
# I'm afraid to say....
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:13, archived)
# Hi Fred :D
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:13, archived)
# F L Red (the unready)
Miss, Miss, Happy Toast is a cheaty cheater Miss.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:16, archived)
# yes, i know
he's got 10 minutes in the naughty corner
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:17, archived)
# tintin's let himself go
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:18, archived)
# 8D
Sugar
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:21, archived)
# oh fuck!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:25, archived)
# alan skullhead
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:31, archived)
# i see death and maybe a cock
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:55, archived)
# What goes on in your house should stay in your house o_0
jusayin
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:57, archived)
# I live in a bunker.
Death and cock is all I got left.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:05, archived)
# i traced, because I am a talentless fuck
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:26, archived)
# No gold star or sitting on teachers knee for u.......
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:28, archived)
# Admit it - you just want Smash to punish you
severely o_0
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:29, archived)
# filthy boy!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:51, archived)
#

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:06, archived)
# strangely hypnotic
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:13, archived)
# Jess, dis ees becoz, eet eez my forbeeden love dahnce!!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:15, archived)
# yes veektor
but i'm not in the market for a thundercougarfalconbird
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:25, archived)
# pfff
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:29, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:27, archived)
# whoah!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:37, archived)
# 'glees'
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:00, archived)
# if you're going to cheat, at least do it properly
that's clearly harry enfield.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:37, archived)
# Bob Monkhouse, I think you'll find.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:36, archived)
# nah, too young
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:43, archived)
# You're just dead-ist.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:09, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:38, archived)
# Sonc!! :D
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:43, archived)
# I nailed it! Right?! o/\o
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:53, archived)
# terrible attempt at matt groening's signiature
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:44, archived)
# Yeah well, your weird postmark isn't much better.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:54, archived)
# tomayto, tomahto, sugar
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:08, archived)
# I'm hungry now.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:09, archived)
# Lego Sugar?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:41, archived)
# can i smack it with a hammer?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:45, archived)
# Won't do much damage.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:03, archived)
# it will if the hammer's on fire
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:05, archived)
# do freebase!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:56, archived)
# and Rob!
Oh no he'd like that \o/
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:00, archived)
# may need extra lego.....
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:01, archived)
# hmm on second thoughts do they actually make orange lego?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:05, archived)
# they force the red and yellow lego to mate
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:12, archived)
#
Freebase
Rob
and Smashy's Tits
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:07, archived)
# DEFINITELY need more lego
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:11, archived)
# She didn't say 'NO!'
:D
Can't wait to see them.
O_O
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:13, archived)
# imagine they've been created by picasso
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:17, archived)
# Hubba Hubba
As an artist, I'm sure I can appreciate them. ;)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:20, archived)
# yes, they'll be square :D
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:23, archived)
# I'll get the FUCKLIFT...
:D
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:27, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:29, archived)
# Alan Sugar : Young and Old
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:51, archived)
# is that a pile of iron filings?
used to love messing about with those
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:53, archived)
# Yeah it is.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:56, archived)
# ah, fun times
fun times.....
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:01, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:03, archived)
# this is far too cute
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:06, archived)
# Butters in rehab?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:08, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:17, archived)
# Don't blame me.....
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
it is as well
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:30, archived)
# thats what i thought :DDDD
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:31, archived)
# unintentional alan sugar junior
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:36, archived)
# don't call me junior
also: Please Miss, can we have an Alan Sugar drawoff?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:41, archived)
# ^this, but I don't want to have to close my eyes with HappyToast about.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:43, archived)
# well, i suppose so
give me a few minutes
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:46, archived)
# get them ready to post, got to get washing up liquid
back in 10
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:47, archived)
# Sorry, did the word "pie" touch a nerve?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:44, archived)
#
HAHAHA
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:24, archived)
#

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:26, archived)
# This is unproportionally funny
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:27, archived)
# How did you manage to squeeze a Bakewell tart into a cup so neatly?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:28, archived)
# sexual motivation
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:30, archived)
# You've ruined the punchline.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:31, archived)
# sorry, I'm unaware of the joke
is it from "Mr Kiplings book of smutty utterings"?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:33, archived)
# No. The punchline is "Fucklift, Fuck, Flan, Fuck, amirite, FUCK".
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:35, archived)
# bastard baristas
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:31, archived)
# pff
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:37, archived)
# *wink wink*
hey sexxay!!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:44, archived)
# oh pedro
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:01, archived)
# aww, c'mon, you'd like to stick your stir-stick in her bunghole
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:10, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:23, archived)
# proper laughs on that bastard
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:27, archived)
# "I've got her!"
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:05, archived)
# she could do with eating a few pies
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:09, archived)
# mmmmmm, pie!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:21, archived)
# well, saving fallen women is part of his job description, isn't it?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:09, archived)
# yes
and he loves it
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:10, archived)
# his hands are too wide apart
she's got a figure like a greyhound
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:14, archived)
# Oh...oh...so to "get down with the kids" and move with the times we lob nudie tarts into the sky instead of releasing white doves do we?
EH? EH? eh? eh?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:31, archived)
# Looks about 20 years too old and entirely the wrong gender to raise that kind of smile on any of vatican inspired salesmen/magicians.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:59, archived)
# Cor =)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:23, archived)
# Right, let's have another go!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:20, archived)
# it's certainly got lift =)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:57, archived)
# haha
I think this has got a better chance
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:03, archived)
# flappy bob!
also, wtf did i miss last night?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:04, archived)
# haha
Some twat who's been giving Ninj grief for a while now? Doesn't post anything but, "this is crap", "was much better in my day". YAWN, you didn't miss much really.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:07, archived)
# oh, one of those
they make me laugh, with their little fists flailing impotently
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:10, archived)
# yeah, you gotta love the little brave, faceless troll
a rare breed indeed
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:12, archived)
# you've got to feel sorry for them
if their self-confidence is so low that they feel the need to try and belittle strangers
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:15, archived)
# mmmmmm, pie!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:34, archived)
# "belittle strangers"
This causes me to think they became unknown midgets.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:45, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:24, archived)
# YES
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:31, archived)
# Do da kidz still play this?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:20, archived)
# above waist height
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:08, archived)
# Doh!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:07, archived)
# Does on the "waste" count?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:07, archived)
# This was supposed to be a quick doodle for Space Fluff Saturday
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahahah!
Bloody hell, Top Gere :)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:31, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:31, archived)
# I tried the 'tube and rodent thing' once, with a Gerbil
Haven't seen it since!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:33, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:34, archived)
# Try leaving a carrot near the entrance.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:35, archived)
# To the tube or me?
;)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:32, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:13, archived)
# : )
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:32, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:42, archived)
# hahah nailed it
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:33, archived)
# 'Without lubricant, you're going to find that rather difficult.'
Woo! :)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha
That's no moon!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:02, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:47, archived)
# Imjustsayin'

Cunthenge was something used for stella kinda not
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:26, archived)
# So, that's what it was built for.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:29, archived)
# God Froggie, you're SO boring!
It's always Stonehenge in your pictures ;)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:29, archived)
# Oh look Ninj the shit stirrer! Hahaha
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:32, archived)
# Moi!?
:)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:33, archived)
# Oh go and find the Mona Lisa and put Mr Beans head on it
Not IRL! o_O
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:40, archived)
# *sobs*
You're horrid! ;)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:45, archived)
# So when are you two gonna settle down and get married?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:45, archived)
# :)

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Always with the 4 frame B&W!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:48, archived)
# heheh
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha, love it
Nothing but crap on the board these days, was much better when I was on here. ;)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:10, archived)
# Hahaha
Also: come on leaning rock, just a little bit more...
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:23, archived)
# and them clever neolithic builders did it without FUCKLIFTS
:D
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:26, archived)
# No FUCKLIFT?
How did they move all those rocks?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:42, archived)
# Mammoths
OBV
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:59, archived)
# its even got a stone version of teh quo
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:11, archived)
# and you're right to!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:25, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:27, archived)
# I like
the absolute smoothness of frames you and others deliver, I just cant get my head around how to do that
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:56, archived)
# Mine are no where near as good as others.
Stuck with a free copy of CS2! Rubbish :(
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:59, archived)
# I'm stuck with a 'free' copy of cs6
and can't be bothered enough to find ou what happened to the nice old cs2 separate part for GIFs.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:28, archived)
# Just open the Animation window no?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:32, archived)
# probably, I am a lazy bum and unlikely to find out until I really have to =)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:26, archived)
# not explored
the cs2 stuff never have the time
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:26, archived)
# in CS2, it's separate
in CS6, it's neatly integrated (read: buried in the eleventy menus and options)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:06, archived)
# ...with the lip again! ;)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:28, archived)
# ;| (that's better)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:39, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:49, archived)
# as it's so quiet, another astral pic, with fluff
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:49, archived)
# http://www.helloearth.us/
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:34, archived)
# Terrifying.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:39, archived)
# Fab
(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 10:30, archived)
# Stellar Saturday's \o/

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:36, archived)
# Heavens above
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:46, archived)
# Cannonball earth
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:02, archived)
# No no no you got it all wrong hahaha
I think I will keep scrolling
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:04, archived)
# I assure you its 100% accurate
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:18, archived)
# Ophiuchus next to Ursa Major?
I call fake
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:37, archived)
# You can stick that right up your Enceladus.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 3:57, archived)
# God! Not another face swap.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:07, archived)
# I make myself sick
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:10, archived)
# Boring
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:14, archived)
# This is new and fresh.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:18, archived)
# I can tell you don't mean that! GIANT SCI-GUY
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:25, archived)
# not another one of these black and white fucklifts
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:26, archived)
# Time to blow your mind with some new shit then

I definitely said mind
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:32, archived)
# shirley this counts as...
...divide by zero!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:56, archived)
# 'adjusts beer goggles'
wtf
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 2:31, archived)
# Well this all seems to be in order
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 3:24, archived)
# Gah! fuck!
*asplodes*
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:00, archived)
# Yeah it's fucking Saturday.
Take your shit meme and gettafuk.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:29, archived)
# Oh. Same time next week then
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:59, archived)
# I don't know man.
Maybe I won't contribute anything new and just cry about b3ta, and express those feelings in the new threads of contributing members.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 2:03, archived)
# established members?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 3:24, archived)
# CLASS WAR
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 3:33, archived)
# defo
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 3:35, archived)
# OBV
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 3:37, archived)
# Come back mofo, Pedro keeps humping my leg.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 3:39, archived)
# Then you've got everything you need already.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 3:40, archived)
# WE NEED YOU!*
.
.
.
.
.
.
*to shop a fucklift, and post it on Friday.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 3:45, archived)
# O__O
where'd he go?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 3:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:36, archived)
# pffffft
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 4:19, archived)
# whatevs
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 4:42, archived)
# ^NSFW
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 5:31, archived)
# coy beef
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 6:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:37, archived)
# o___o
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:29, archived)
# Why is the elephant in outer space?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:19, archived)
# It's the moon!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:24, archived)
# Oh! That is terrific news.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:27, archived)
# It is a Hippo
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:28, archived)
# I was wondering where his trunk was?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:30, archived)
# LOLZ
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:32, archived)
# BTW I do like this!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:37, archived)
# (arrow pointing up) same
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:40, archived)
# Can't you afford a carrot?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 2:14, archived)
# :)
no bulbs?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 4:42, archived)
# the navigator is quite bulbous
and illuminated
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:06, archived)
# u okay hun?
this is great! never would've guessed it was one of yours....

new style?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:10, archived)
# Hahaha FUCK everyone off Friday :D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:11, archived)
# damnit!
that's not what i meant
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:12, archived)
# YOU GOT A DIRTY MOUTH LITTLE BOY
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:13, archived)
# I'm sorry :(
Fucking hell don't you go on!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:24, archived)
# That's disgusting! No really, what a shit drawing!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:26, archived)
# can't draw stick men forever.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:14, archived)
# I guess not...
... but while you can, keep 'em coming. I like them

:D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:16, archived)
# Gay
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:21, archived)
# they'll be more, dont you worry.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:28, archived)
# Great. Spamming the board with stick people
"oh look a FUCKING FLOWER"!!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:35, archived)
# Ok this was a bit much :(
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:36, archived)
# everyone hates you now 'cept atomic
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:50, archived)
# It's a thin line between love and hate.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:55, archived)
# line of what
(I wish)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:57, archived)
# meme brain
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 2:24, archived)
# philosophy elbow
amidoingitrite?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 2:29, archived)
# <o
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 2:34, archived)
# blow
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 2:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 3:38, archived)
# 'craves'
'drinks'
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 4:21, archived)
# yep
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:39, archived)
# i like where this is going...
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:40, archived)
# FFS it's the BIRDS and the bees!!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:45, archived)
# hmm
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:49, archived)
# Can I use it for the purpose of lubricating the universal joint on the driveshaft of a 1979 Ford Pinto?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:23, archived)
# yes and all models of Ford Escort.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 2:31, archived)
# can you do a blobfish please
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:46, archived)
# blob fish are uglyyy
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:51, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:12, archived)
# Awwwww you did him one \o/
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:15, archived)
# its sad from ugliness.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:16, archived)
# and from being an endangered species because they're not good looking enough for people to care
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:19, archived)
# :'(
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:20, archived)
# what do they taste like?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:25, archived)
# Chicken
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:28, archived)
# This is partly why it's such a tragic story:
nobody cares enough to even taste them.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:34, archived)
# i care
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:37, archived)
# Well then get a blob fish.
I hear they're very appreciative.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 2:26, archived)
# blob
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:05, archived)
# :( you should glam them up to make people want them more
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:27, archived)
# ewww... he's got his lipstick out
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:33, archived)
# LIPSTICK ON A BLOBFISH
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:35, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:03, archived)
# \o/ I shall cherish this forever!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:18, archived)
# YES!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:24, archived)
# The tear makes this.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 4:26, archived)
# u okay hun?

this is great! never would've guessed it was one of yours....

new style?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:39, archived)
# i drew a lot of dicks
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:50, archived)
# OMG you are cockweasle
Dickbeard!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:53, archived)
# i saw a fork lift
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:07, archived)
# Wanker
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:09, archived)
# BoredTalkPukeMuch
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:12, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:15, archived)
# :D... /o/\o\
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:18, archived)
# hey atomic!
some of the rough boys came over and he pushed people around

it was TERRIBLE
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:27, archived)
# He has replied to some! Fucking hell keep up or GTFO
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:29, archived)
# YOU"RE NOT MY MUM YOU CAN'T MAKE ME SCROLL DOWN
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:34, archived)
# You haven't seen the nutters new picture they posted at 00:31 then???!!
Go on, look
Plus if I was your mum I would be busy..... em no, I best not!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:38, archived)
# They threw eggs and ran away. :'(
I miss the old b3ta that never existed boo fucking hoo.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:38, archived)
# Hahahaha that's the funny thing
It's always been the same... kinda.
God I miss the old b3ta :(
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:40, archived)
# Remember when we posted pictures of Freebase on a FUCKLIFT?
hoo hoo...good times
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:42, archived)
# I vaguely remember yes. I may even have done one hold on!

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:46, archived)
# Shit meme, Mate!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:47, archived)
# But then i canz annimaet
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:16, archived)
# Frank?
:D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:10, archived)
# VOTE FOR FRANK
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:14, archived)
# haha, thats who it reminds me of. I was thinking of the pringles man.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:16, archived)
# Pringles man?God you are shit at teh artz
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:17, archived)
# Veh good.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:14, archived)
# oooh look what the cat dragged in...
alright our kid?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:17, archived)
# Aye.
I was hiding from the fight thread.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:21, archived)
# yeah, those big boys scare me too
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:22, archived)
# Wait until that fucking prick Atomlick comes along PISSED as usual, or high or something something
Now he fucking moans. It will all kick off again!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:25, archived)
# *dusts off shoulder*
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:06, archived)
# Frogbeat: "adidafucklift"
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:10, archived)
# Fucking pussy
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:22, archived)
# Oh please fuck off
God hear we go moan moan fucking moan. Start posting some pictures you lurkey fucker
lurky??!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:18, archived)
# I done a face swap.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Oh dear stupid fucking belly laughs :(
This is your first (and i'm guessing last) FUCKLIFT. I maybe wrong you may have done one!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:27, archived)
# It's number 4.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:31, archived)
# Oh shit!
Well I don't remember because they were to clever for me or something :D
Bit pissed off I can't remember to be honest. Fucking hell I do go on. I'm going to start trolling myself I think!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:33, archived)
# CUNTBEAT
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:33, archived)
# Are you not archiving them all?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:35, archived)
# Yes but can't remember who did some of them!
Next Friday look out for FUCKLIFT.com to see them all!!
I've said too much :(
Maybe I shouldn't be admitting to saving them!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:38, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:41, archived)
# It's not funny!
I think I may need to delete a few posts!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:46, archived)
# I kinda like his though!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:20, archived)
#
Gay Bob
Blow:O Job
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:18, archived)
# /o/
YES!
This is our victory!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:25, archived)
# Silly Hakim thought it was all him him him!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:26, archived)
# Soon we will dominate teh interwebs.
And then...erm...then...?
Anyone got any ideas?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:31, archived)
# Have a massive b3ta group wank!
What the hell else would we do!!
Could even play soggy Rebel Biscuit! o_O
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:34, archived)
# Correct answer!
Have an extra hour of wanking practice as a reward.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:35, archived)
# Can you go on skype again quickly then please
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:41, archived)
# Those are shit ideas.
We DESTROY THE WORLD!
That's what we'll do.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:44, archived)
# Destroy the World, GO...
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:47, archived)
# I tried and failed!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:51, archived)
# You can't even get a FPFL.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:32, archived)
#

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:35, archived)
# CAUTION: FUCKLIFT FRIDAY HAS ENDED
PLEASE RETURN TO OLD B3TA
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:39, archived)
# Shit
Yeah yeah ok. Well you just wait until the next time!!!!!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:41, archived)
# We won't get fooled again.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:45, archived)
# Yeah! Let's do it now.
Got any matches?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:48, archived)
# kickin' it olde b3ta stylie
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:51, archived)
# \o/ YAY
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:56, archived)
# Should I grease up first?
Or do I have to be the naughty, lederhosen-wearing bunny-rabbit again?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:46, archived)
# That sounds hot.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:48, archived)
# It fucking well is. All that fur...
Brings me out in a rash and makes me sweat as well.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:51, archived)
# You had me at lederhosen.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:02, archived)
# Haha. It's fine I'm done now!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:49, archived)
# MEAT
I like meat.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:29, archived)
# i like it so much i got it on my jumper.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:39, archived)
# That's what she said!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:55, archived)
# Someone must have something new to post?!
I'm sick of fucking scrolling. Not that a new thread would stop me scrolling!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry] *writes present list*

present list will
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:52, archived)
# ticket to jahannam
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:07, archived)
# First or second class?
(or seventh?)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:17, archived)
# first class, dear boy, first class all the way
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:08, archived)
# I'm scared to say anything! :(
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:19, archived)
# Too late
:)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:21, archived)
# I heard you called him gay the other day
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:33, archived)
# That's OK
All his mates call him "Gay Abu"
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:37, archived)
# OMG this is such a lie!
FUCK :(
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:50, archived)
# *checks CCTV footage from "the other day"*
Aha! ;)
*smirks*
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:54, archived)
# Fuck! Rebel Biscuit just sent me this!! :(
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:08, archived)
# :)
Must have run out of eastern males.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:12, archived)
# Bit racist that mate! :-/
That's a shame
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:14, archived)
# Not intentional.
I misinterpreted the phrase "fucking shitter box hole"
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:22, archived)
# Well thats a lie and quite frankly i find your mocking of Islam offensive
example of one of frogbeats offensive .gifs
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:41, archived)
# I find your mocking of cigarettes offensive
It's just a matter of choosing the right brand
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:46, archived)
# Again with the bollocks
I have never seen that but I saw this you sent me! :(
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Why don't you two kiss and make up?
I'll start you off...

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:58, archived)
# Hahaha bloody hell
Well you have done it now!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:00, archived)
# *puckers*
;)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:01, archived)
# hahaha Puromycin dun it!
*hides*
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:04, archived)
# He dun it all!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:08, archived)
# Liar. Liar. Bum's on fire.
*crushes grape in anger*
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:23, archived)
# It's all lies. LIES!*
*may not be lies
...8...9...10
*searches*
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:12, archived)
# Haha. You know,, if you'd just left the spittle out
it might not have been so RACLIST!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:28, archived)
# I tried 'shopping it out and failed...
...so I posted the original
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:34, archived)
# OH FUCK
7th class baby
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:35, archived)
# Could I just tag along at the back of the queue...
...and sneak away when nobody's looking?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:38, archived)
# Comp it!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:42, archived)
# Comped :)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:53, archived)
# This thread needs just one FL... maybe
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:38, archived)
# Had worse =)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:40, archived)
# Another moaning old cunt!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:57, archived)
# HaHA!!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:04, archived)
# fucking hell!
also, every picture of him on the internet is him perving at a breastfeeding woman
pbs.twimg.com/media/B4Hsba_CEAA_Utj.jpg
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:09, archived)
# The 'Bitty White Minstrel Show'
:)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:16, archived)
# You are really not funny. Go do some footswap or whatever shite you do!!!
Hahahahaha :D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:17, archived)
# You're horrid, no, in fact you're thoroughly beastly!
;)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:23, archived)
# Please don't say things like that in front of the kids!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:30, archived)
# whoa! you talking about kids again?
are you one of them noncey flabberjackets we keep hearing about?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:33, archived)
# I have you on ignore. I can't hear you!
I didn't start the...... (grrr)
EDIT:Come closer, pick something from the chair

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:39, archived)
# hahahaha
EDIT: Now you've edited this reply makes no sense
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:40, archived)
# HAHA
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:47, archived)
# The board is feeling decidedly flouncy this evening
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:56, archived)
# OH FUCK OFF
:-P
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:00, archived)
# I'll never flounce you hear me! NEVER!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:07, archived)
# I'm trying to find that time the other week
When I said something about Wales or something and you flounced then... kinda! :D
Edit: It was more of a flounce in my head haha www.b3ta.com/board/11113809
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:18, archived)
# Ur all gay
*flounces*
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:32, archived)
# :D
the sun shines east, the sun shines west, I know where the sun shines best
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:19, archived)
# ALSO. FUCKLIFTS ARE STILL UNDER ATTACK! I'VE GO IT COVERED THOUGH!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:27, archived)
# i love tate modern
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:31, archived)
# HA! HA! :D/
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:49, archived)
# Biddy!
great work fella and thanks for the backup against the sad little ninj-hating wanker earlier
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:02, archived)
# Souldn't feed like they want but it's hard not to a haha
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCUNTSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:09, archived)
# Oh Nigel!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Fucking hell that's ace
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:19, archived)
# wow
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:23, archived)
# I for one welcome our giant Icelandic volcano cat overlords
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:02, archived)
# Haha
Impressive eruption that
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:03, archived)
# awww... lovely! can I stroke it?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:04, archived)
# euww, looks sticky
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:04, archived)
# Faceswap YAWN
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:05, archived)
# GO AWAY! YOU HORRID NINNYHAMMER!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Maybe we can have Dull Witted Wednesday's
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:13, archived)
# ALSO: why are everyone's icons christmassy, except yours?
GHOST
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:13, archived)
# Ha
Not many to choose from is there :( Most people seem to use the dog or the tree so I use the ghost
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:14, archived)
# is using the ghost a euphemism?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:20, archived)
# Please stop making me google words! :(
Haha maybe
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:22, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:38, archived)
# Nice!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:12, archived)
# Bit racist mate!
bit old now sorry :D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:15, archived)
# : )
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:22, archived)
# Cat
LOL
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:16, archived)
# Fuck me he has ANOTHER account! :(
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:18, archived)
# FUCKLIFT
FUCKLIFT
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:39, archived)
# Em...
Well it's good to know FL's have made an impact a :D

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:57, archived)
# Wampa!!!!
Lovely shop! :)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:36, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:43, archived)
# Why don't you post pictures anymore?
I'm not being shitty at all. I genuinely liked your stuff as did many I think
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:11, archived)
# thanks. there's a few images on my desktop which are half-finished and I do poke them now and again
but I take longer and longer to see stuff through to completion these days. also day job work keeps spilling into the evenings and getting in the way.

that, and complaining about the internet.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha more sleep needed maybe
Finish something so I can moan about it please! ;)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:26, archived)
# this
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:05, archived)
# the more i see this, the more i love it
really nicely done
:D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:04, archived)
# :)
A true kitastrophe.

I really like this. :thumbup:
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 5:19, archived)

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