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# Hello /board.


Thought I'd celebrate the return of the Newsletter by actually posting something.

What'd I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 May 2017, 18:30, archived)
# you missed a me making one of my irregular returns to the board
once described as like "when your dad goes to by fags and doesn't come back for 5 years and then turns up and gives you a ball and a fiver for your birthday"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 12 May 2017, 19:13, archived)
# "But dad, I'm forty three!"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 May 2017, 19:17, archived)
# Dementia lols
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 May 2017, 20:06, archived)
# Nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 May 2017, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] every confidence


(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 12 May 2017, 17:33, archived)
# I CAN HOLD MY BREATH FOR A LONG TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 12 May 2017, 18:14, archived)
# It's like that bit in that Caligula film
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 12 May 2017, 20:59, archived)
#

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 13 May 2017, 7:50, archived)
[challenge entry] The race is hotting up
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 12 May 2017, 17:08, archived)
# strap her in
then wheel her over the white cliffs of dover for her own personal brexit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 May 2017, 17:24, archived)
# What the fuck has he done to that steerer tube?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 May 2017, 20:06, archived)
# :D
classic bbc sit-com!
(ozof, Sat 13 May 2017, 7:24, archived)
[challenge entry] A Fistful of Corbyn
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 May 2017, 16:28, archived)
# This is most awesome
Please do Theresa May getting shot
(AvocadoHenry, Fri 12 May 2017, 16:39, archived)
# this really does need an 'i fucking love this' button
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 May 2017, 16:45, archived)
# Right. At least 8 people seemed happy to have a newsletter
so I thought I'd inflict another on you.

b3ta.com/newsletter/issue672/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 12 May 2017, 16:20, archived)
# it'll be ferrero rocher next
he's up to something, you mark my words
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 May 2017, 16:23, archived)
# also, BEWARE THE GREEN MONKEY has got me giggling like a loon for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 May 2017, 16:27, archived)
# Thanks Rob!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 May 2017, 16:27, archived)
#
we love you hun, and are always proud of you for trying
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 12 May 2017, 16:33, archived)
# ^puts the newsletter on the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 May 2017, 16:45, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 May 2017, 16:35, archived)
# Cheers.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 12 May 2017, 17:04, archived)
# jeepers
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 12 May 2017, 17:08, archived)
# With this newsletter
you're really soiling us
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 May 2017, 17:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11225364
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 12 May 2017, 17:49, archived)
# What the-
Have I gone back in time?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 May 2017, 19:10, archived)
# Ace Ben Wheatley interview, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 12 May 2017, 20:22, archived)
#
a dozen candle felicitations to you Jabber
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 13 May 2017, 1:26, archived)
# I fucking approve of the swear clock.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 12 May 2017, 20:30, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 12 May 2017, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] "Helloooo Retford, are we all having a good time!??"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 May 2017, 15:13, archived)
# who does he remind me of?
it's driving me mad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 May 2017, 15:31, archived)
# kenny everett?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 12 May 2017, 15:36, archived)
# yes! that's it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 May 2017, 15:40, archived)
# winner!

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 12 May 2017, 15:42, archived)
# Jeremy Gibb
the lesser-known Bee Gee.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 12 May 2017, 15:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 12 May 2017, 15:39, archived)
# i'm not telling him how deep my love is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 May 2017, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The kids still love the star wars right?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 12 May 2017, 16:23, archived)
#
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 12 May 2017, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] A better taste for Britain
(AvocadoHenry, Fri 12 May 2017, 14:48, archived)
# hello new person
please refrain from double posting the same image, as some less enlightened /boarders may well threaten to cunt you in the fuck.
i wouldn't, but those lot are absolute bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 May 2017, 14:51, archived)
# Hi Smash
There's another 'Noob' pretending to be you, but Smash Monkey 2. I'd 'rip her a new 'un' If I were you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 May 2017, 14:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 May 2017, 15:00, archived)
#
Well cheers. I don't have a funt to cuck, sorry. Try not to hunt me down and break my face with rage.
(AvocadoHenry, Fri 12 May 2017, 15:13, archived)
# i shall endeavour to contain my ire
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 May 2017, 15:17, archived)
#
My relief would be palpable if you were here
(AvocadoHenry, Fri 12 May 2017, 16:06, archived)
# Just so you know, you can edit your first pic to be in the image challenge
although it will still be shitty toap.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 12 May 2017, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Nowt wrong with shitty toap.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 12 May 2017, 18:25, archived)
# Well of course not
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 12 May 2017, 21:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 12 May 2017, 21:17, archived)
# I like both of these the best
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 12 May 2017, 15:34, archived)
# say 'a better taste for britain' again I dare ya.
i double dare ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 12 May 2017, 15:37, archived)
# Woo there sausage
Cool your guns, I come in peace
(AvocadoHenry, Fri 12 May 2017, 16:11, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 May 2017, 15:45, archived)
#
Has it? My apologies.
(AvocadoHenry, Fri 12 May 2017, 16:12, archived)
# Yes.
Down there. *points* V
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 May 2017, 16:15, archived)
#
Regrettably I am too stupid to understand this.
(AvocadoHenry, Fri 12 May 2017, 16:22, archived)
# Trickle down economics
isn't working
(Comic pas, Fri 12 May 2017, 18:11, archived)
# A better taste for Britain
(AvocadoHenry, Fri 12 May 2017, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] The Manifesto!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 May 2017, 14:27, archived)
# Haha!
You're on fire Q! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 May 2017, 14:28, archived)
# I blame many years of weed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 May 2017, 16:03, archived)
# you're gonna need a bigger vote
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 May 2017, 14:37, archived)
# BOOM!
best reply of the day, goes too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 May 2017, 15:02, archived)
# hehheh
cheers, Q
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 May 2017, 15:04, archived)
#
Voat?
(davyclam, Fri 12 May 2017, 19:53, archived)
# haha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 12 May 2017, 15:43, archived)
# Cheers for the FPs!!
Anyone spot BBCs Laura Kuenssberg having a skinny-dip in a whole sea of May?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 May 2017, 16:12, archived)
# nice!
for some reason thought I was looking at a fresh water mole series
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 12 May 2017, 23:07, archived)
# Aww, I'm honoured!
Miss old Moley. Haven't seen him on here in ages :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 13 May 2017, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Huh!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 May 2017, 14:25, archived)
# Nice locks Jez!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 May 2017, 14:29, archived)
# "IT'S!!".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 12 May 2017, 20:24, archived)
# a jabberwocky anniversary!
i shall capitalise everything i type today, in your honour*
 
*excludes b3ta posts
(ozof, Sat 13 May 2017, 1:56, archived)
[challenge entry] It was supposed to be Mrs. May dancing to UKIP's tune ... then this happened.
(Comic pas, Fri 12 May 2017, 13:54, archived)
# UP UP UP
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 May 2017, 14:20, archived)
# Yay!
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 May 2017, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] USA! USA! USA!

SARK made me do it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 May 2017, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 12 May 2017, 12:54, archived)
# Yes, but . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 May 2017, 13:13, archived)
# Rupert the Bear-faced liar
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 12 May 2017, 15:22, archived)
# Nasty bastard!
 
(Him, not you. You are ace)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 May 2017, 13:19, archived)
# Nicely done. I might print that out and put it in my window -
any chance of a full size version? Cheers!
(teasus likes tea, Mon 15 May 2017, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] :|
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Fri 12 May 2017, 12:46, archived)
# Awww
He'd win with these guys
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 May 2017, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 12 May 2017, 12:02, archived)
# WOAH!
It's her from Misery
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 May 2017, 12:57, archived)
# her?

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 12 May 2017, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 May 2017, 11:35, archived)
# not one meaningful word in eight years...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 May 2017, 12:44, archived)
# HAHA
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 May 2017, 12:56, archived)
# Haha suits him perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 May 2017, 14:21, archived)
# hehe these are v g
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 12 May 2017, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] For GOD's sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 May 2017, 11:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 May 2017, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 May 2017, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Мы решим для вас


Click for bigger (383 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Fri 12 May 2017, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Corbynweazle
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 May 2017, 10:08, archived)
# Ning Ninj
Why have I never seen an episode of Catweazle? Was it never shown in Ireland? Off to Wiki!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 May 2017, 10:15, archived)
# Ning Q!
Ooh not sure! Oh and BTW...I have a bone to pick with you...


...your 'Theresa May-Baywatch' gives me the 'horn', that's ALL kinds of wrong!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 May 2017, 10:18, archived)
# haha, sorry. I used to have the Pamela Anderson poster when I was about 12
Turns out Catweazle was broadcast in Ireland? Just passed me by.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 May 2017, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 May 2017, 10:53, archived)
# Lovely
off to listen to some Nirvana now
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 May 2017, 11:08, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 May 2017, 11:26, archived)
# I'm on a train. I can complain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 May 2017, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] what a bitch...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 12 May 2017, 9:55, archived)
# HAHAHA
needs more turd
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 May 2017, 9:56, archived)
# it's dropping just behind her leg
that's what's making the cars crash...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 12 May 2017, 10:00, archived)
# Ahhh
Or maybe it just all gas?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 May 2017, 10:05, archived)
# at these prices?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 12 May 2017, 10:06, archived)
# HAHAHA
I only just spotted Jeremy!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 May 2017, 10:07, archived)
# levels of subtleosity
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 12 May 2017, 10:15, archived)

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