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# Not coming soon to a cinema near you
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 15:38, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 15:39, archived)
# I've got loads more written down
YOLO
OSLO
POLO
YOKO
...
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 15:49, archived)
# ONO
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 17:40, archived)
# HOMO!
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:18, archived)
# that made me laugh
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:46, archived)
# I've got an idea for YOLO but I can't be fucking bothered.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:52, archived)
#
Good thinking
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Old Man On The Moon
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] It's Henry
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 14:02, archived)
# oh grow up! :D :D
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 15:10, archived)
# Pay him ^ no mind
how else will you learn what a cock looks like unless you practice ;p
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:41, archived)
# Yes
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 19:44, archived)
# A remarkable shootout between Amish suspects and police
stemmed from alleged bugging from the scene of an accident, thuggery, muggery, and
buggery in the confines of a buggy.

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:37, archived)
# Such skulduggery!
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:35, archived)
# And not one skull in sight!
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] farmer edition

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:37, archived)
# :D familiar theme there
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:39, archived)
# Is he using
a tractor beam?
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:08, archived)
#

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:23, archived)
# I think it's a bit Massey
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Derry edition
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] fake moons


(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:56, archived)
# Apparently black holes are attracted to spherical cubes
*is baffled*

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 0:59, archived)
# Quite simple. That's God playing dice with the universe
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 2:09, archived)
# is that legal?
EDIT: Philadelphia 41, New England 33 (Great game)
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 2:53, archived)
#
how many eggs is that?
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:40, archived)
# That is indeed one superb owl :)
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:45, archived)
# I was thinking super bowel, but I see no evidence, yet.
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:47, archived)
# ah, there's the evidence
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:58, archived)
# Not-So-Superb Owl :/
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:05, archived)
# *apologies*
I despoiled a good owl :(
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:12, archived)
#
good superb
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:53, archived)
# I yield to superlative owlage
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 21:00, archived)
# Not my work
but it looks real!
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 5:16, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 15:12, archived)
# That's a superb bowel movement to control your chocolate output to write in such a manner.
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:48, archived)
# Sorry, this pun passes me by
I am English
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:48, archived)
# Pedro is still learning English
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:53, archived)
# Today is the US National 'American' Football (AKA Hand Egg) Championship Final.
It is called the 'Super Bowl'. Since the game is annually played on a Sunday, today is 'Super Bowl Sunday'.
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:04, archived)
# *starts petition to rename it 'hand egg'*
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:35, archived)
# *signs petition*
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 21:52, archived)
# If it passes you by, how do you know it's aimed at a specific nationality?
Asking for a friend.
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:22, archived)
# A foreign friend?
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:36, archived)
# Maybe the_cold_stare already knew I was a filthy septic :(
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 21:06, archived)
# Shit chicken
jusayin
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 21:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 22:17, archived)
# Can I justify reposting?
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 3:56, archived)
# Superb!
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 15:12, archived)
# My brush with fame:
I used to deliver pizza to a fairly well-known band when they all lived somewhere yellow.

(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:19, archived)
# Coldplay?
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:50, archived)
# Much earlier than that
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:00, archived)
# The Glenn Miller Orchestra?
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:03, archived)
# *remembering*
And their friends were all aboard. Many more of them lived next door. And the band began to play. Might have been Lawrence Welk.

(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:11, archived)
# Freshoutoftheovenplay?
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:03, archived)
# no--t'was something creepy and crawly. Or a German car.
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:14, archived)
# The Tony Danza Tandance Extravaganza?
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:05, archived)
# ^ It's supposed to say Tapdance but I like it like that
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:05, archived)
# maybe tuppence extravaganza?
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:15, archived)
# Is that the one co-produced by Hanna 'Banana Hands' Shanahan from Santa Anna?
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:26, archived)
# Stand and deliveroo
Adam and the ants
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:15, archived)
# stand and deliver--your honey or your wife
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:25, archived)
# Do you have deliveroo in the states?
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:45, archived)
# don't think so
food delivery service, isn't it?
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:04, archived)
# Correct
I think über cars came from your way
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:37, archived)
# I think Uber is beginning some food deliveries
in addition to passenger service. What part of the world are you from? I'm from near St. Louis, Missouri, USA, not too far from PedroHin's location
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:43, archived)
# The one place in Europe that is no longer in Europe
ÜK
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:45, archived)
# I've always assumed (correctly or not) that the bulk of b3tans were from UK.
It seems that I remember reading somewhere that the b3ta servers are in Germany, which was surprising.

b3ta.com.pagesstudy.com/
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:58, archived)
# Hunbelievable stats
?
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 21:49, archived)
# Teutonic Facts?
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 22:00, archived)
# Krautstanding investigative skills.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 15:28, archived)
# I'm from the UK
but now live in Germany. Does that help?
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:33, archived)
# Depends if you like sausage.
And never ate your vegetables anyway.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 15:29, archived)
# U-boat 40 ?
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:10, archived)
# getting warmer!
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:16, archived)
# Sublime?
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:57, archived)
# Sub-Limey (almost nailed it)
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 21:11, archived)
# Springfield?
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 21:52, archived)
# with all due respects to dwarfs of all color and creeds
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 16:58, archived)
# Another good read
:)
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 16:59, archived)
# Oh crap! I just passed my 10k-th b3ta post
So I will treat myself to something green
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:10, archived)
# Con-grats
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:15, archived)
# welk-m
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:22, archived)
# But that's for L1957A?
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:25, archived)
# hmmm, that might make it worthless. . .
let me grab some British currency

(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:30, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:32, archived)
# 2x500, 4x100, 1x50, 1x20, 2x10, 1x5 and 5x1
Funny how that sticks in the mind.
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:38, archived)
# we tend not to forget the exciting things :p
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:07, archived)
# 10,000's a real milestone
congrats
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:36, archived)
# Have you seen the shit he posts?
jokes LS18 ;)
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:38, archived)
# pfff-fft ;p
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:21, archived)
# a milestone you've achieved nearly 10 times??
Don't talk to me :p
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
phase
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 16:37, archived)
# :D Yes, nut job is hyphenated
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 16:55, archived)
# LO-L
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 16:58, archived)
# What EV-ER :p
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:05, archived)
# Quit waning about it and gibbous the truth!
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:21, archived)
# I don't think we will see a crater pun than this
Just learned/learnt a new word :)
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:24, archived)
# moon puns don't have the gravity that earth puns do
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:26, archived)
# I disagree
Earth puns are terra-ble
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:30, archived)
# orbit yer wrong about that
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:35, archived)
# Pffft
NO milky WAY
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:40, archived)
# another dubious cow-moon hyphenated reference
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:13, archived)
# LUNACY
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:59, archived)
# Akshally, the Moon is waning gibbous RIGHT NOW.
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:40, archived)
# *drum roll builds to a crescent-o*
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:51, archived)
# as soon as he waxes his legs
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:24, archived)
# Hopefully it's just a phase.
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:42, archived)
# all these moon puns have my stomach tide up in knots
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:10, archived)
# Did you think of that pun off the top of your head...
...or did you planet?
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:24, archived)
# Usually, sometime between breakfast and launch,
I space out and my mind goes where no man has gone before.


(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:46, archived)
# My sincerest apollo-gies
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:41, archived)
# Luck to you in your future Enterprise
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 21:04, archived)
# Why, what's he Selene?
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 15:32, archived)
# Made a 3d version of the Mash Report's Trump/Morgan drawing
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 15:08, archived)
# You need Putin in front for a real Human Centipede
Nicely
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 15:36, archived)
# Great stuff
What do they think of it?
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 16:05, archived)
# Back page of the Mail on Sunday colour supplement
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 16:45, archived)
# Excellent
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 16:51, archived)
# for the real brexiter, there could be a whole series...
farage-mogg
johnson-gove
etc.


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(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:02, archived)
# Part 1 only £1.99*
*Normal price $45678.99
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 15:35, archived)
# "Lick that ringpiece Piers... lick it real good..."
nice work
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:36, archived)
# this is great
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 21:20, archived)
# If I don't see this on this week's The Last Leg I'll be very surprised
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 14:01, archived)
# You've seen the interview... Now buy the T-Shirt!

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning! a jolly good Sunday read is in order I feel
spacelove
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 11:36, archived)
# And their space suits make them look like they're wearing full body condoms
Apparently space- borne std's are very dangerous
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 12:46, archived)
# Did this happen in Naked Gun?
not in space tho obvs
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 13:50, archived)
# I believe so
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:40, archived)
# Looks like a very ungratifying love making, there
'ning, Painter man
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 13:24, archived)
# I bet he can't wait to enter her black hole
phwoar
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 13:51, archived)
# lol, that could be taken as very lacis', bro
besides, he's probably packing a white dwarf
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 14:26, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 15:05, archived)
# dwARF!
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:04, archived)
# A little
Over the top
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Work was hard to come by after the Rio Olympics were over
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 6:43, archived)
# careful it's fragile
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 11:37, archived)
# "Fra-gee-lay" That must be Italian!
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 13:30, archived)
# No mate
I think Rio is in Brazil
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 13:52, archived)
# Ha!
He's much smaller than I thought he'd be
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 21:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 22:40, archived)
#
whacks on,
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 22:50, archived)
# You allegedly have to pay extra for the second half of that sentence
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Anti-Moth Captcha
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 20:27, archived)
# Haha!
WOO!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 21:17, archived)
# Arf!
Now do one asking to select each image with the droids you are looking for.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 21:35, archived)
# Nice!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 21:40, archived)
# I luv this
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 23:22, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 0:55, archived)
# 768
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 1:24, archived)
# Yep
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 16:32, archived)
# Hmmmm.....
A fan of John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme perchance? ("If it numbers two or more, the chances it's the moon are poor")

*click* love it :-)
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 7:15, archived)
# Not heard that.
Same joke or similar joke?
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 8:11, archived)
# great stuff as always monk
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 12:35, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 13:08, archived)
# Guy goes into a dentist's office, says, "doctor, I think I'm a moth"
Dentist says, "I'm a dentist, you probably want a psychologist", guy says, "I know, but your light was on".
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 16:01, archived)
# I like that
and I like this too
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:35, archived)
# That's the best dentist joke I've read
today
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 21:43, archived)
# ahh, ha ha ha ha ha!!
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 22:46, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 16:44, archived)
# Wins
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 21:20, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:42, archived)
# That is great!
I wish the fuckers would learn to tell the difference
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 13:54, archived)
# UWE Bristol release photo of recent Rees-Mogg 'scuffle'
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 17:34, archived)
# :)

(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 20:56, archived)
# that ewok thing's expression always gets a chuckle
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 21:21, archived)
# scuffle or shuffle?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 21:11, archived)
# Hah silly!
:)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 21:40, archived)
# :D just one move away from groping
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 23:00, archived)
# too soon for comeback tour?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 17:09, archived)
# Paul and Ringo looking same as always but who are the blokes in the middle?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 18:55, archived)
# :p That's Sgt. Pepper and Lone Lee Hartz
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 18:58, archived)
# Not sure how they got away with this!
Someone at ITV News has a naughty sense of humour!



Click for bigger (286 kb)


(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 17:00, archived)
# I imagine Splat the Knob, (ala Jabba the Hutt)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 17:44, archived)
# The early USS Enterprise
was controlled by an advanced and mysterious program called CS-6

(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 14:24, archived)
# A spoon-shaped spaceship huh?
drspork
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 14:53, archived)
# :D a Spork without ears....that's novel
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 15:18, archived)
# Not even a final front one.
Edit: Aaargh I'm burning.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 15:44, archived)
# ooooo, candles!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 15:45, archived)
# {:-)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 15:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 15:47, archived)
# \o/
Cheers Pedro.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 15:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 16:55, archived)
# I saw what you did.....
final front EAR (that's spangworthy)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 17:35, archived)
# bright lights, dark room
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 18:22, archived)
# Merry candles MCM
have last years pic again
MadCatMan b3taday
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 18:40, archived)
# did it run on dilithium crystals?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 15:44, archived)
# crystal meth mebee?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 17:06, archived)
# Yes please.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning!
spacemoo
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 10:13, archived)
# 'ning, Paint!
sitting on an a-pock-alyptic surface there?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 14:05, archived)
# Alright LS18
bit slow today :(
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 14:32, archived)
# harsh but fair
(, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 5:18, archived)
#
Crater buttplug is rough.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 15:47, archived)
# Happy candles
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 15:53, archived)
# Thanks
(, Sat 3 Feb 2018, 16:10, archived)

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