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Sister Mona Lisa

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:39, archived)

holy mother mona

tis nice nice nice nice nice.

I'm going to go and help the economy by buying food from a little restaurant called McDonalds...I've told them they should change it because it's not going to get them far with a name like that

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:41, archived)

Nicely! I started to make that one last night,

but decided to watch IACGMOOH instead. Bugger.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:46, archived)

Technical Difficulties

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:37, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:38, archived)

Bet he spent feckin hours ...

... phoning the Customer Support Line too

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:38, archived)

and going by the cost of those support lines

the repo men should be knocking on his door very soon.

and wow! i got a w/y!

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:39, archived)

It was well deserved

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:41, archived)

haha

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rogan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:39, archived)

hoho

silly!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:39, archived)

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isthisyou?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:40, archived)

chicken tikka!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:43, archived)

ha ha ha

quality

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Dr Drink, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:55, archived)

very amusing

oh yes

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:42, archived)

afternoon!!

That's hillarious! What a great thing to greet me when I load up the board. Woo. Plus it's sunny

(although I nearly got blown away walking past marble arch a minute ago)

(yorkpete, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:45, archived)

well I admit it's a nice piece of architecture

but it doesn't quite blow me away

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:50, archived)

There's a Gents toilets nearby where a funny man

once offered to blow me away. Not with a gun.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:56, archived)

badum-tish!

wooo!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:18, archived)

I used 1 Pixel per metre to make this.

"Godzilla and King Kong unite to stop the combined forces of the Empire, the Romulan Star Empire, the Klingon Empire, the Nazis and Mr Sta-Puft (AND Bobba Fucken FETT, man.) from Stealing the Space Shuttle from the Empire State Building."

Its my first post, so you all better say nice things about it or I'll leave the internet forever. And then kill myself. And it will be your fault.

(KittenPervert, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:33, archived)

that's lovely

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corington, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:34, archived)

Kewl!

I like that muchly!

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:35, archived)

it's lovely!

welcome and keep em coming.

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wingphil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:36, archived)

tis nice

but what's a bobba fucken fett man?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:37, archived)

You could try

here, but it's closed for updating...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:40, archived)

Bobba Fett is so cool

I momentarily turned into an American teenager while writing his name. I almost did it again there.

I'm tempted to do more, but theres probably enough scifi geekery here as it is.

(KittenPervert, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:40, archived)

brillyant

but how will you ever know if this is real praise or just anti-suicide praise, eh?

(RowdsterDelux, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:38, archived)

Eh,

I'm easy. Topping myself seems like too much effort right now anyway

You don't really love me do you? *cry*

(KittenPervert, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:41, archived)

woo!

(faster, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:41, archived)

AND it got a 'woo?'

And to think I was so nervous of posting it.

Seeing as I'm now never going to leave, does anyone have a cheap source of f5 keys?

(KittenPervert, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:44, archived)

snicker

and yay!

Welcome aboard me hearty, arrrrrrr!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:47, archived)

flash!

stylorouge.co.uk/yyy_gorefest/yyy08.swf
not at all gory... best w/ sound but not essential... the albums not bad either

(RowdsterDelux, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:29, archived)

Woo for killer penguins!

Song's pretty cool too...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:31, archived)

Ahh-ahh!

Saviour of the uniweb!

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:33, archived)

Catwoman

Would you hit it?

(beware of nails in your back)

(Fairy Princess, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:22, archived)

i think this guy would like to meet her

/rp

(phantomboner, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:24, archived)

Is he

totally addicted to bass?

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:28, archived)

woaou woaouw

(RowdsterDelux, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:40, archived)

Ahh my twin weaknesses ...

.. green eyes and auburn fur.

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:25, archived)

and sharp teeth

as well.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:25, archived)

No, though I might

scratch behind her ears...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:25, archived)

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wingphil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:26, archived)

seconded

(kryptik, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:27, archived)

Sloppy seconded?

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:29, archived)

i'd love it if people were furry.

it wouldn't be weird, we'd all be used to it.
furry like cats.
we wouldn't need clothes, and we could stroke each other.

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wingphil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:29, archived)

Yeah, if it's so much fun stroking cats,

imagine how much fun it'd be to stroke each other. Oh hang on, it is already.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:32, archived)

yeah but...

how long would we spend grooming or would we just lick ourselves?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:33, archived)

We could lick each other.

And there'd be plastic perfume impregnated tongues at the chemist for single people.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:36, archived)

you've actually

sat and thought about this haven't you

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:38, archived)

Many times.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:40, archived)

and you haven't?

come on, it's what'll happen to me when i die if i've been good.

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wingphil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:42, archived)

Imagine the size of her

cat flaps!

(n@man n@man, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:28, archived)

Are you

being rude?

(kryptik, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:28, archived)

Err.....

Just thought they might let in a draught...

(n@man n@man, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:31, archived)

Good

backtrack there feller

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christhebarker, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:54, archived)

HER

Would you hit HER...

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RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:28, archived)

Good point

That's definitely a she-cat if I ever saw one

(kryptik, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:29, archived)

i would

and then i'd put her out for the night.

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:30, archived)

well

you don't want her pissing on your carpet

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rogan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:36, archived)

Although

there are some who would pay for that!

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Bloody Student, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:41, archived)

oh wow

hairy nipples though..

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Milkman Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:32, archived)

nah, all the pink bits

would be furless.

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wingphil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:34, archived)

i take it

she's got about 16 of them though

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corington, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:44, archived)

make a 280 wide version

never give up hope!

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wingphil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:33, archived)

what are you?

A mod?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:45, archived)

Will bring you a crisper version.

(Fairy Princess, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:34, archived)

I left

The door wide open for pussy jokes, but nobody is falling for it. Well I guess you're all respectable.

(Fairy Princess, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:38, archived)

nope.

got us all wrong.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:40, archived)

Another ship falls foul to a hole in the sea

Bigger

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corington, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:21, archived)

Yikes!

So that's where they go...

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dr_fonz, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:21, archived)

so here we see

evidence that the bermuda triangle isn't actually a triangle

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:22, archived)

it is a triangle

but it is also an optical illusion making you think its isn't a triangle. it's very clever.

baffled a lot of people for many years.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:27, archived)

wow!

that is clever!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:28, archived)

Aye! it is

women really can't get to grips with the whole concept.

ducks and covers

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:32, archived)

oh don't worry

Women have crap spacial awareness because we've been lied to...men keep telling us that
(------------------------this--------------)
is six inches

that reply works better with hand gestures

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:35, archived)

the old ones are the

most stereotypical
:)

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:39, archived)

mines a foot long

but I don't use it as a rule

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thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:42, archived)

what not even to got to the toilet

you place must stink.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:44, archived)

do I really have to explain the joke

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thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:48, archived)

no need to at all

the joke was fine.

i just had a vision of you weeing in youre pants.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:49, archived)

really

it makes me feel better as i now have a 47inch penis.

thank you for making my day :)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:39, archived)

You mean it isn't ???

*Ruler!!*

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:39, archived)

that is six inches!

but then my resolution is 320 x 240

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:45, archived)

BTW Thor

Andi popped in earlier - asked if you were about...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:28, archived)

cheers

he popped an email across to me.

muchos thankos to you.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:31, archived)

I think one of it's sides has gone missing

Sneaky Bermuda Squarangle

(n@man n@man, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:29, archived)

Eep

They should seriously fence that off.

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paw, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:23, archived)

Yeek!

that's very scary

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Milkman Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:30, archived)

that is so wonderfully done

woo yay

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:30, archived)

a smug navy seal

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munkt0n, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:17, archived)

smug smug smug smug

chortle

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:18, archived)

sent a message to Jiva for you both from Dr Phil

in messenger which for some reason couldn't find you.........................

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thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:20, archived)

Har!

He looks very pleased with himself.

Oh and P.S. Congratulations on the impending nuptials!

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:21, archived)

Smug?

That's downright curmudgeonly

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:21, archived)

That's your favourite word isn't it

www.b3ta.com/board/910413 :)

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:26, archived)

not just a wild acusation

you've got proof! :)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:30, archived)

my favourite word is Wagamama!

Do what Dave Gorman does and enjoy it while you text it to your friends.....

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:48, archived)

Alright, alright... I'll get the carrots No.2

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Darryn.R, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:11, archived)

That's Mavis with no clothes on

Careful now she'll get you and so will dutchbird for mucking about with our personal guard rabbit

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thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:16, archived)

Poor Mavis.

She feels so used.
did you read about our Minister of Information? b3ta.com/board/1116383

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:22, archived)

Blimey

Glad I'm on your side

I've got some leather suede trousers

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thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:29, archived)

Ironic that he'd finally joined us and now

has been cruelly taken away. But a valuable lesson to others.

You might be allowed to wear them. As long as you pretned to be Seal

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:33, archived)

Not Irony

Magicky

SO WATCH OUT YOU PEASANTS

I can do a good version of Elvis

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thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:40, archived)

i see a rabbit with teeth like that

and for some reason I get sent back to the scary place I was in when I first saw watership down...

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:17, archived)

Arrrgh!

Hands up - who thinks General Woundwort was killed by the dog and hands up those who were scared every time they fed their pet rabbit after seeing the film?

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:19, archived)

I try not to remember that film...

It has scarred me for life

seriously

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:21, archived)

Seeing

pix of Art Garfunkel still brings a tear to my eye...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:22, archived)

That'll be the toilet brush haircut...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:26, archived)

i used to have a rabbit like that

i've still got scars on my arms from 'kismet'...

FACT

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:31, archived)

Christine never let it be said that "Neil wears the trousers" in their relationship.

(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:10, archived)

I don't understand why

that picture doesn't look odd...

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:11, archived)

True!

The odd, odd couple

(n@man n@man, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:35, archived)

Who wouldn't?

No sane person, I can tell you that much

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:11, archived)

Thirdman?

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thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:17, archived)

*sobs*

I'm wracked with guilt. I don't know what to say.

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:24, archived)

he'll be fine

I'm seeing him tomorrow night

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thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:29, archived)

i don't think he's coming

he's got a job interview on thursday...

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:32, archived)

We shall buy

him beer and make him better.

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bob dinosaur, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:32, archived)

I read that as

roll him in batter

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thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:38, archived)

Whatever

you're into...

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bob dinosaur, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:39, archived)

Good.

Lend him one of the housemaids too.

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:34, archived)

They're all worn out!

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thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:37, archived)

OMG...

that man woman thing looks like the woman security guard at work! LMFAO!!!!!

(champion_hero, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:14, archived)

He/she/it would certainly keep me out !

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:16, archived)

no shoppage here

got bored and decided to "draw" something ... this is the evil outcome. cyborg monkey from outer space

i know i know ... i'm not saying i'm a master at this!

(rotating bread, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:10, archived)

Eh?

That's fucking mad and totally fucking

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:11, archived)

eeek!

...that is all

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robh, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:12, archived)

(hotrodzombie, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:10, archived)

I tells ya...

these models are getting younger and younger

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:11, archived)

looks

like posh spice

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:14, archived)

Only fatter

and smarter

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:15, archived)

hehe

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:15, archived)

Well

I did warn you it'd get worse later...

Am I allowed two self-congratulatory posts in one day?

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:07, archived)

Heh

I'm keeping back on posts so I don't cross the 1000
until I actually have time to do a pic for it. Woo yay
to you!

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paw, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:10, archived)

don't worry about it - I only did my two cos it was mentioned yesterday.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:15, archived)

Okay

I'll post away merrily :)

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paw, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:23, archived)

Felicitations to you!

I think it's lovely

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:10, archived)

Thanks

nice w/y too.

plisdoncurseme
:-)

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:12, archived)

Heh heh heh

Don't worry, you're in my good books... for now...

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:15, archived)

*wipes brow*

Phew!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:16, archived)

how far back do I have to spazz

to understand this?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:19, archived)

Not far

See Choice's threadwaste about a page or so back.

(if you see a pic of Lord Charles, then you've found the right thread)

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:24, archived)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:24, archived)

Not far at all.

b3ta.com/board/1116383

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:26, archived)

Kudos

That gets my Seal of Approval...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:11, archived)

One of the only men who looks sexy in leather trousers

*FACT*
/14 year old version of me

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:13, archived)

You refering to me

or Seal?

Don't answer that! I can still dream...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:15, archived)

oooh no

no man or woman should wear leather trousers, they are evil and far too revealing

also they're hot to wear and difficult to get off

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:15, archived)

Two words ...

Baby oil.

That is all.

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:17, archived)

not if you get the

correct cut of trouser.
I have a pair, that did used to look good, but I lost too much weight, and they fall down now, and the knees got baggy

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:18, archived)

I used to have a pair

Then I got pregnant lost my temper and shredded them with a pair of scissors...It was very satisfying

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:20, archived)

All of a sudden

I fear for your child...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:27, archived)

why?

;)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:31, archived)

Unless you're Seal.

Or one of the other handful of people allowed to wear them

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:19, archived)

if you

are the saxomophonist from the m people then you should be shot. more for being in m people than wearing leather trousis though.

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stouffer, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:22, archived)

I'll add him to my list for you

Should he be on the "ludicrous & painful death "list or the "listen to avril Lavigne for eternity" list?

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:28, archived)

Or ...

the "Death by Umbongo" list

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:31, archived)

I'm afraid I'm not Seal

Walrus, more like...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:24, archived)

I once blew a seal

On the engine of my car I mean.

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:26, archived)

Back seat of your car.

Shirley?

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:30, archived)

Actually ....

... it was just frost on my moustache

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:32, archived)

woo bloody yay old bean

award yourself a pint of guinness

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thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:24, archived)

cock a doodle woof...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:07, archived)

Champion !

I did one of those

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Tedmus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:13, archived)

they are both

bloody stunning

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:16, archived)

haha...

he's quite lovely... and am quietly sniggering at the thought of us both searching getty for "cock" :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:41, archived)

gorgeous!

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munkt0n, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:21, archived)

Yes

(Barry Bethal, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:04, archived)

Is that...

Oh, I see what you've none there...

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pagram, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:05, archived)

Is it...

no I can't bring myself to say it...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:05, archived)

repost

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idlesod, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:06, archived)

yeah

thought it probably been done
yours looks more real too
did it win an award?

(Barry Bethal, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:08, archived)

Fill me in

I seem to have missed the boat on this one?

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studlywonder, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:07, archived)

no boat

just a helicoptor

(Barry Bethal, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:09, archived)

is it possibly

a shite football joke?
Is it real (madrid)?

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Darkedge, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:09, archived)

think it must be

I used to live next door to them.
(well, round the corner)

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:11, archived)

erm repost for no reason

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christhebarker, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:14, archived)

Not seen that b4

it is most Woo Yay!

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:16, archived)

Did this too

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christhebarker, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:23, archived)

oh don't

I'm sure that will be a film now!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:27, archived)

Nice boots...

(Astatine, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:04, archived)

Are they

FMB's?

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:05, archived)

What's an FMB

when it's at home?

(Astatine, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:05, archived)

Free Melon Balls.

*obviously*

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pagram, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:06, archived)

Melon Balls

is innocent!

(Astatine, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:07, archived)

"Fuck Me" Boots

of course...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:09, archived)

F**k Me Boots

I thought everyone knew that.

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:15, archived)

Crap Puns 'R' Us

After filming Saturday Superstore, the gang relax with a few drinks in the BBC snug...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 12:59, archived)

That made me giggle.....

...like one of the kids from the special class at school. I love the picture of cheggers!

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sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:01, archived)

arf!!!

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popt_art, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:02, archived)

i wish my arms where that white,

i could hide in snow

(psausage76, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:03, archived)

Thing is ....

... Cheggars the Dipso would have sunk the lot before John Cravens gnu's round would have even reached the table.

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:04, archived)

Brian will get it

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idlesod, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:04, archived)

GROAN...

Pun-tastic

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:04, archived)

I feel so thick

but I don't get it.

They should bring back Saturday Superstore, or at least Going Live with Sarah & Phillip - kids these days don't know what they're missing...

Edit: Wait, I just got it - fuck me I really am thick today.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:05, archived)

That was

4999. What are you going to do for 5000?

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pagram, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:07, archived)

badum

tish!

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:12, archived)

Always remember

that cheggars can't be boozers

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:13, archived)

Fucking hell

that's awful!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:17, archived)

*GROAN!*

That make's my pun almost acceptable

...almost

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:17, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

that was the worst pun ever!

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SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:14, archived)

Da Vinci's scary phase.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 12:59, archived)

Eeeeek

I love the way her lips follow you round the room......

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sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 12:59, archived)

Yaarrrrrgggh!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:00, archived)

Salvador Da Vinci?

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:00, archived)

My word!

You're prolific today...
Although can't help feeling I've seen these somewhere before... ;)

Re-arrange these as appropriate - Yay Houpla Woo...

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galanthis, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:17, archived)

was

trying to post every time I get spazzed off board.

To little avail.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:30, archived)

A singing telephone technician in Mexico somehow gets patched into the live broadcast from Apollo Control.

made me laugh anyway.

smokey.blackcatnetworks.co.uk/~llama/media/space_thing.mp3

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rob, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 12:52, archived)

Heh - ground control sounds so repressed...

btw, my brother's 12" G4 Powerbook just arrived and it is really cute; shame it's a Mac :(

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custard, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 12:55, archived)

Are you kidding?

PowerBooks fucking rule!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 12:57, archived)

But it's so sloooooow...

cute though, sorta like a tortoise with a platinum shell.

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custard, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:07, archived)

hehehe

whoops!

and to think I expected something like The Onion's "moon landing"... real gaffs am de bestest.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 12:56, archived)

hee hee

at least they've electronically isolated him and we'll be having no more of 'that sort of thing'

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robh, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 12:56, archived)

Ha ha

that's just plain bizarre!

Electronic isolation sounds a bit kinky though...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 12:57, archived)

(plankton, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 12:50, archived)

Seven for the price of one ...

you can always rely on the Sun

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 12:52, archived)

Are you

one of their subs?

Woo/Yay/Houpla!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 12:54, archived)

TUN?

wtf?

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RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 12:58, archived)

It's a barrel

for formenting beer

I was also going to try paint her brown and make her a Dun Nun.

(plankton, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:13, archived)

Leopard was the bomb at smoke rings!

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studlywonder, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 12:49, archived)

Nice handbaggage too!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 12:50, archived)

Tis Prada that is!

She got a good deal at Jungle.com

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studlywonder, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:06, archived)

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